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Air Afrikaans 

Mihajlo Stojkovic
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@JGalt-em4xu
@JGalt-em4xu 11 месяцев назад
1. Thwarting an attempted hijacking 2. Reminding passengers, including the terrorist, of the importance of diet and exercise 3. Raising awareness of Spina Bifida in every customer exchange 4. Defending multiple disabled children from cruel and insensitive passengers 5. Discovering the perfect flowery perfume scent If that's not a successful day at the office, I don't know what is.
@caesarss9018
@caesarss9018 8 месяцев назад
Those ladies are truly wonderful
@rainbowlady1532
@rainbowlady1532 8 месяцев назад
​@@caesarss9018awful yet wonderful 😂
@caesarss9018
@caesarss9018 8 месяцев назад
@@rainbowlady1532 I don't know about you but they are my ideal girls
@ramimbintybindu9840
@ramimbintybindu9840 3 месяца назад
​@@caesarss9018British way of doi'n things...
@Shed_Heeran_AAV
@Shed_Heeran_AAV 3 месяца назад
Most south african answer I have ever heard.
@78625amginE
@78625amginE 3 года назад
“If you don’t eat beef and you don’t eat cow, how can you be alive?” 😂😂
@Hiperruimteindustriee
@Hiperruimteindustriee 2 года назад
You eat pig. (Edit: I've realized that some minor ambiguity may lead to my comment being considered rude. The comment has no meaning beyond to state that the best alternative to eating beef or cow is to eat pork. :)
@indylwth2327
@indylwth2327 2 года назад
I’m and actual Afrikaner and I agree with this sentiment 100%!😂😂😂
@adamakmal4689
@adamakmal4689 2 года назад
Bro straight savage
@martinfiedler4317
@martinfiedler4317 10 месяцев назад
Scientists still have not provided a believable answer to this fundamental question by today. I take the cow!
@antoniusyoutube
@antoniusyoutube 9 месяцев назад
That was so funny.
@CourtneyPielok
@CourtneyPielok 2 года назад
''Well, *IF* you *DON'T* eat beef and you don't eat cow, *HOW* can you be alive?'' LOL
@tonyktown
@tonyktown Год назад
"and some valium to help you shut up" that line still gets me to this day.
@johncharleson8733
@johncharleson8733 11 месяцев назад
That lesbian!
@stavrosgeorgios5577
@stavrosgeorgios5577 6 лет назад
These women are too friendly to be South African.
@waynebeukes2972
@waynebeukes2972 5 лет назад
Ye...they are tans
@dnmurphy48
@dnmurphy48 5 лет назад
THere are lots of lovely white South African girls, there are some real shots too. Pretty much like the rest of the world.
@erwin8335
@erwin8335 5 лет назад
Jou poes is too friendly
@ronaldchinner91
@ronaldchinner91 5 лет назад
@@erwin8335 :D:D
@piperels768
@piperels768 5 лет назад
Jou gat man too friendly se moer ons is nice
@dublinius
@dublinius 6 лет назад
"We'll get you some valium.... to help you shut up" 😂🤣
@ToyotaGuy1971
@ToyotaGuy1971 5 лет назад
They're gonna need a bigger bottle.
@philhewitt5069
@philhewitt5069 3 года назад
Valium , mmm, yummy.
@lindafield6577
@lindafield6577 3 года назад
😁💯
@suprememasteroftheuniverse
@suprememasteroftheuniverse 2 года назад
Can I have some?
@kimlec3592
@kimlec3592 2 года назад
Hey, that's what mum used to say ! 😅🤣😂
@ouethojlkjn
@ouethojlkjn 2 года назад
A dear departed friend of Mine was South African and a flight attendant and the stories she told me were hilarious and scarcely believable (and that was just the passengers)
@somethingbrite8484
@somethingbrite8484 Год назад
I have worked in "the entertainment industry" most of my adult life. As a roadie I've had a few adventures and had some quite wild nights out.... However. I went out one night with a bunch of cabin crew (from a well know airline which I will not name here) ......and to be honest it was somewhere between a rugby club night out and fucking hammer of the gods! Those girls knew how to party!
@nathangrueber9834
@nathangrueber9834 Год назад
Australian sign language. When the ladies stand in isle and point "your exits are here" then point down the isle and say "and here". If you were deaf youd see the lady saying "fuck you; fuck the lot of ya". Hilarious right! I got more funies too
@nathangrueber9834
@nathangrueber9834 Год назад
Tell us a good story im listening??
@XGoldenPhoenixX
@XGoldenPhoenixX Год назад
@@nathangrueber9834 what do you mean? the pointing of the exists is the same as fuck you in sign language?
@Frogman69..
@Frogman69.. Год назад
@@nathangrueber9834 lmao really
@f_l_u_x_p_o_p
@f_l_u_x_p_o_p Год назад
Beehive is a British sketch comedy series which was broadcast in 2008. It stars Australian comedian Sarah Kendall and British comedy actresses Alice Lowe, Barunka O'Shaughnessy and Clare Thomson, who wrote much of the show's material. Producer Siobhan Rhodes stated prior to production that the show would be about funny women, who do not feature regularly on TV.[1] The show also features Habib Nasib Nader and Jack Whitehall.[2]
@16blockheads
@16blockheads Год назад
Yorkshire Airlines ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dT5moPr26A0.html
@sillygrill
@sillygrill Год назад
Thanks!!
@MidgeDiabolik
@MidgeDiabolik Год назад
I've just seen this for the first time, if this was broadcast in 2008 then it seems that Arabella Weir's 'Perfume Sample Lady' in The Fast Show was heavily influenced by it (stolen even)
@functioncreep
@functioncreep Год назад
Thank you. This should be in the description of this vid. Comments section doing the hard lifting.
@Kanchi731
@Kanchi731 Год назад
Thank you. I'm South African and immediately knew that this is definitely not South African. I have no idea how some other people in the comments aren't picking that up. o_O Although the sense of humor is about the same - must be the English influence I suppose :D
@richardscudder466
@richardscudder466 6 лет назад
Stop ✋ Think 🤔 Disabled child ♿
@egghead1239
@egghead1239 4 года назад
Lol
@TA-qo2nv
@TA-qo2nv 4 года назад
I don’t even get what’s so funny about it #britishcomeflywithmeisthebest
@paullombard00
@paullombard00 5 лет назад
I'm Afrikaans and this is bloody hilarious ! Haha, more of these two please!
@Retro_Rich
@Retro_Rich 2 года назад
You are a star and will go far. Have you ever seen the Fast Show?
@OmenAkumaru20223
@OmenAkumaru20223 2 года назад
This is horse manure & offensive, you real dutchman... Also the Khoisan helped invent Afrikaans you silly Boer!
@dixonpinfold2582
@dixonpinfold2582 2 года назад
The script is like pizza with every topping on it. Mmm.
@ReinhartCoetsee
@ReinhartCoetsee 2 года назад
@@OmenAkumaru20223 I don’t see how that’s relevant lol
@RV-in2mc
@RV-in2mc 2 года назад
@@OmenAkumaru20223 and get your historical and cultural facts right before you blow your bomb here stupid
@mjremy2605
@mjremy2605 9 месяцев назад
This never gets old! A brilliant sketch, ha ha ha! Clare Thomson (Marla) and Alice Lowe (Jadine) are the two Air Afrikaans flight attendants, listed in order of their appearance at the start. Both British. Clare Thomson wrote much of the material. Sarah Kendall is the 'nervous flier'. She is an Australian comedian. Barunka O'Shaughnessy is the vegetarian. British.
@grahamstrouse1165
@grahamstrouse1165 5 месяцев назад
Sarah won season 12 of Taskmaster! I’ve seen this sketch so many times & I never recognized her.
@lysandersensale2792
@lysandersensale2792 4 месяца назад
I knew i recognised her! That oddly delicate way she pronounces things. It's Liz from Darkplace!
@winsomehax
@winsomehax 2 месяца назад
They must have overheard some flight attendants to inspire this. It's too dead on.
@eldraque4556
@eldraque4556 Месяц назад
Alice low is a leg end
@jexrutin69
@jexrutin69 Месяц назад
The show is Beehive
@williamevans9426
@williamevans9426 Год назад
"We'll get you some sweets, and a bag (to put over your head), and some valium to help you shut up!" ... "Beef or cow?" This sketch never fails to make me laugh.
@tinusb
@tinusb 12 лет назад
I'm Afrikaans and a pilot at an airline. And this clip is BRILLIANT!
@nishoatto3095
@nishoatto3095 2 года назад
Why did I read that in a heavy Afrikaans accent
@neanicu86
@neanicu86 Год назад
No , you are not.
@tinusblaauw4092
@tinusblaauw4092 Год назад
@@neanicu86 how would you know?
@neanicu86
@neanicu86 Год назад
@@tinusblaauw4092 I'm God.
@droptuned83
@droptuned83 Год назад
@@neanicu86 No, you are not.
@TheJulianmoraleda
@TheJulianmoraleda 12 лет назад
The show is called Beehive. It's a British series from Channel 4 :)
@johncheetham4607
@johncheetham4607 2 года назад
Ja man rofl. I were living in South Africa as a kid. Im a UK lad. Africaaners are just like that. Daas nie bie lekker roineck je is a sout peil. At least I'm not an inbred rofl. wasnt directed at you it were
@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq
@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq 15 дней назад
Thank your for letting us Americans know about it.
@aheat3036
@aheat3036 Год назад
Afrikaans women are some of the most beautiful women in the world.
@shayZero
@shayZero 22 дня назад
Satan was said to be beautful too
@TillyOrifice
@TillyOrifice 3 дня назад
And they smell of flowers.
@timhoward5863
@timhoward5863 3 дня назад
As well as being some of the most stupid.
@mikescarborough9196
@mikescarborough9196 2 года назад
The number of comments here from Afrikaaners who thought this is funny and get the joke is not only charming and disarming, but it gives you hope when you realize how many people can laugh at themselves and have a good time of it. I would love to see more parodies of Americans. God only knows we deserve it!
@censorbleep3018
@censorbleep3018 2 года назад
Tell a South African that apartheid means "apart hate" and watch the charm pour out of them.
@garlottos
@garlottos 2 года назад
@@censorbleep3018 No it doesn't, unless fatherhood mean "dad hate"
@digdougedy
@digdougedy 2 года назад
I knew a South African who used to say, "I am a complete vegan. I only eat things that eat vegetables."
@censorbleep3018
@censorbleep3018 2 года назад
@@digdougedy Ah yes. South African humor. Ha. Ha.
@bakedpotato420
@bakedpotato420 2 года назад
As a South African, I can confirm that we love poking fun at ourselves. There are so many different cultures here and humor is the best way to bring people together.
@ZeroChannelZero
@ZeroChannelZero 6 лет назад
"If you're a vegetarian you don't get a chocolate mousse" Oddly this sums up my entire life.
@mushypork1272
@mushypork1272 6 лет назад
if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!!!!
@aluisious
@aluisious 6 лет назад
To be honest, if you're going to have a moral objection to eating all meat, but you don't mind cows stuck in prison, eternally pregnant, hopped up on antibiotics, and getting their blistered udders sucked by vacuums, you don't have much of a point.
@rhodiemcdodie1558
@rhodiemcdodie1558 5 лет назад
A lot of chocolate mousse actually contains gelatine anyway.
@lixieflix927
@lixieflix927 5 лет назад
Mushy Pork IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT, HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING?
@heru-deshet359
@heru-deshet359 5 лет назад
So you're a brown Moose?
@InFltSvc
@InFltSvc 5 лет назад
I am a former Flight Attendant and I totally can relate! So dam funny.
@keithkoganeislife3144
@keithkoganeislife3144 5 лет назад
* ✋🏻. 🤔. ♿️🧒🏻.
@forjimmykimmel9269
@forjimmykimmel9269 5 лет назад
What can you relate to?, being rude XD
@childofthemighty1341
@childofthemighty1341 3 года назад
Me too..lol I actually tried beef or cow
@childofthemighty1341
@childofthemighty1341 3 года назад
@@forjimmykimmel9269 I believe the two different worlds btwn Crew and guests. One does not need to be rude but find fun at work
@sampielouw
@sampielouw 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
@kellyj.azania4371
@kellyj.azania4371 2 года назад
I haven't seen this in years! Every episode is more hilarious than the last.
@BSin8413
@BSin8413 2 года назад
What show is this
@mrmichaellatham
@mrmichaellatham 2 года назад
I second this request
@bobcricket4873
@bobcricket4873 2 года назад
@@BSin8413 as mentioned above, it's from a short lived British comedy sketch show called 'Beehive' from 2008.
@MedXOR
@MedXOR Год назад
@@bobcricket4873 Thank you!
@flightlancaster6102
@flightlancaster6102 2 года назад
I have worked with , and shared accommodation with South Africans , these flight attendants have definetly been to Charm School and passed with flying colours.
@dawnmorris3718
@dawnmorris3718 8 лет назад
This is hilarious! and I am a South African! So the accents are not quite right, but.....the humour is in there! well done, and I'll have the cow!
@taranbasi1457
@taranbasi1457 8 лет назад
Beef and Cow are the same thing...
@chrismarques3824
@chrismarques3824 8 лет назад
+Mushy11 tarbas No shit Sherlock
@commodore665
@commodore665 8 лет назад
same here , but it's funny because it's kind of how South African airlines are , albeit exaggerated , but just a bit .
@vidhu0211
@vidhu0211 7 лет назад
What...?
@glenblignaut9977
@glenblignaut9977 7 лет назад
What?
@thedolphin5428
@thedolphin5428 4 года назад
So, so funny. Every single hostess comeback was a lol gem. The pointless choice of beef or cow was also a clever poke at the fact that South Africa is an obsessive steak producing and eating nation.
@virginiaconnor8350
@virginiaconnor8350 2 года назад
No fish? I wondered how they would've reacted if I asked for Plomeek Soup?
@Hiperruimteindustriee
@Hiperruimteindustriee 2 года назад
@@virginiaconnor8350 what's that, is what I'd say.
@richardwebb9532
@richardwebb9532 Год назад
Beef is Braai Cow is not Braai. 🇿🇦🍻👍😎
@user-cw3wm9lx7w
@user-cw3wm9lx7w 2 месяца назад
I mean, onecoukd asteak wheres the other onw is a different form,
@alZiiHardstylez
@alZiiHardstylez Год назад
Glory to the writers and the casting. Those two stewardesses were perfect.
@adfasfuiuiui1056
@adfasfuiuiui1056 9 месяцев назад
the stewardesses are the writers.
@R08Tam
@R08Tam 9 месяцев назад
"And some Valium to help you shut up" 🤣
@em945
@em945 2 года назад
I have watched this at least a dozen times in the last year...it has to be one of the funniest things ever produced. Thanks to the genius producers.
@AT-cy7im
@AT-cy7im 2 года назад
Yep gotta love Jodine and Myla, more of these 2 please :)
@SV33381
@SV33381 2 года назад
Christ 🙄🙄🙄🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@dott8348
@dott8348 2 года назад
@@SV33381 what’s wrong?
@EM-mm1mc
@EM-mm1mc 2 года назад
Are you…. Me?
@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq
@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq Год назад
Well, I have watched it probably a hundred times, it is always funnier.
@DanaSellsLA
@DanaSellsLA 3 года назад
“That food is for Jews and hippies!” As a vegetarian, kosher Jew, I found that hilarious!
@LesCish
@LesCish 3 года назад
Hippie!
@johncheetham7789
@johncheetham7789 3 года назад
Biltong
@dalmara17
@dalmara17 3 года назад
Is there a non kosher vegetarian food.
@gook5219
@gook5219 3 года назад
Noone cares what you find funny
@OneMondBand
@OneMondBand 3 года назад
As a kosher and highly-carnivorous Jew, I was quite flattered ☺
@Jasper7182009
@Jasper7182009 Год назад
I cannot live without this video. It is on my desert island list. If I were stranded on a desert island, I certainly want this video with me. Bravo! To the two actresses.
@bluemoonblackdog9745
@bluemoonblackdog9745 3 месяца назад
But you might not want to be rescued by Air Afrkaans
@odinata
@odinata 6 месяцев назад
This is funniest thing I've ever seen. I watch funny things on the internet all day every day for dozens of years. I'm watching it on a loop
@ViolettaD1485
@ViolettaD1485 2 года назад
We need more flight attendants like this instead of security checkpoints. They'd sort out any troublemakers fast enough.
@raphaelklaussen1951
@raphaelklaussen1951 2 года назад
I apologize if I am mistaken, but you sound like the typical trumpist racist, very common vermin in the US.
@ViolettaD1485
@ViolettaD1485 2 года назад
@@raphaelklaussen1951 I have never voted for Trump, and I have seen obnoxious behavior on flights or even in waiting areas from people of all descriptions, although they often have excessive alcohol consumption in common.
@raphaelklaussen1951
@raphaelklaussen1951 2 года назад
@@ViolettaD1485 Sorry for misconstruing your comment's intent. Flights and airports don't give you an unbiased sample of people to judge their behavior. The reason is trumptards, being uneducated and working-class, are less likely to fly than middle class people. If you go to a place infested with trumptards you will notice their violence is not related to alcohol consumption but to their racism and stupidity. It surprises people to discover that trumptards don't consume much alcohol - their favorite drink is American beer, very low in alcohol and urine-tasking (Coors is their favorite thanks to the Coors company past sympathies with racism.)
@SAMMYJR00777
@SAMMYJR00777 2 года назад
@@raphaelklaussen1951 u have issues lol
@raphaelklaussen1951
@raphaelklaussen1951 2 года назад
@@SAMMYJR00777 I smell a trumpturd.
@godfreyvanwyk9654
@godfreyvanwyk9654 3 года назад
I actually live in Johannesburg and this really made me smile...if you've ever had a run-in with an Afrikaans girl, you would understand...brilliant!
@clavichord
@clavichord 3 года назад
Afrikaans girls don't exist... anywhere
@saintadolf5639
@saintadolf5639 2 года назад
@@clavichord Huh?
@clavichord
@clavichord 2 года назад
@@saintadolf5639 It's Afrikaner, not Afrikaans
@saintadolf5639
@saintadolf5639 2 года назад
@@clavichord Ohhh, gotcha. Thanks.
@rettekentet
@rettekentet 2 года назад
@@clavichord in dutch we say afrikaans, een afrikaanse
@stefanmargraf7878
@stefanmargraf7878 2 месяца назад
Absolutely the best sketch comedy ever i saw in life.
@sphinxtheeminx
@sphinxtheeminx 6 месяцев назад
Alice Lowe (the very blonde one) is a British national treasure. Glorious!
@NonsensicalSpudz
@NonsensicalSpudz 8 лет назад
beef or cow haha
@marilubarker6574
@marilubarker6574 7 лет назад
NonsensicalVids. stud horse beef ahhh ...
@PippaPipster
@PippaPipster 6 лет назад
Beef or Cow? I'm a vegetarian. That's ridiculous; if you don't eat beef or cow how can you be alive? 🤣 if you're a vegetarian you don't get a chocolate mousse. 😂 ROFL
@bryancooper9581
@bryancooper9581 6 лет назад
Who is 'Vegatarian Lady'? I recognise her (from other acting parts).
@Gr8Layks
@Gr8Layks 6 лет назад
Pip Nice job typing what you listened to an instant ago!
@PippaPipster
@PippaPipster 6 лет назад
"We don't need no education!..." :D
@rockethutchins8547
@rockethutchins8547 6 лет назад
Anonymous douche bag
@sumitrasarma6058
@sumitrasarma6058 6 лет назад
This is not so far from the truth. When I was a child on a long-haul flight, not only was the vegetarian meal disgusting and had to be pre-ordered during booking. We used to get really dry fruit cake or just a piece of fruit instead of the chocolate mousse or chocolate cake the other customers would get. As a child that was torture. They never used to have any extra desserts to swap either. So we just ate the sour grapes and wished we had packed more snacks.
@ladyselenafelicitywhite1596
@ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 2 года назад
I'm South African 🙋🏼‍♀️🇿🇦 and i thought this was hilarious 😆😂🤣 and spot on! 😉
@deklerkverwoerd7721
@deklerkverwoerd7721 Год назад
It's true lol
@joz6683
@joz6683 Год назад
I worked with South African and they showed me this clip years ago. This just popped up in my feed today, watched it at the dentist make me laugh. Thanks for posting this 😀😁👍
@RichieRouge206
@RichieRouge206 8 лет назад
I love this so much. Being South African born it strikes a chord. Their accents are very good considering they are actually English. Beef or cow?! Lmao got everyone I know saying that 😂😂😂
@A12345352
@A12345352 8 лет назад
This is rubbish, South African humour must be shit!!
@bedtime79
@bedtime79 8 лет назад
are south africans known for being rude? I'd love to hear your take on it.
@zumbeispiels2899
@zumbeispiels2899 7 лет назад
It's true! It's like they invented an accent that swaps countries so often, it's a metaphor for the white South African identity crisis! It's phonetic genius. I am in utter awe at their effortless execution. Truly effortless.
@barbdaines6299
@barbdaines6299 7 лет назад
What identity crisis are u referring to? If I have one (being a white Safer) then so do the rest of the worlds Caucasian race. This video is an act.....omg I'm not even gonna bother to comment further.....I'd be wasting my timr
@1funkyflyguy
@1funkyflyguy 7 лет назад
Beef or Cow?
@josoapification
@josoapification 2 года назад
I met an elderly Afrikaans lady. She lives in Northern Ireland. And was a farmer in South Africa near Johannesburg. She used to carry an Israeli uzi submachine gun for personal protection. It was hard to imagine this old lady running around with an uzi but nevertheless a true story.
@Vemppu_Lutku
@Vemppu_Lutku 2 года назад
thats awesome
@joedirt3449
@joedirt3449 Год назад
Legend!
@westvideo
@westvideo Год назад
because the UZI was made specifically for women
@rogeronslow1498
@rogeronslow1498 Год назад
Yes, much lighter than an AK.
@princessanineveh
@princessanineveh Год назад
Probably in support of the apartheid too.
@timdavis7845
@timdavis7845 10 месяцев назад
Funny, but in a different way that I'm used to. The humor is almost surreal. It is a treat to experience this culture's style of humor - thank you :-)
@petersmith5219
@petersmith5219 Год назад
How this pair didn't become icons of comedy has me buggered.....it's my favourite..
@jkk45
@jkk45 7 лет назад
Still better customer service than Ryanair. EDIT: can't believe this comment just got 2.5k likes, thanks! EDIT#2: make that 3.7k!
@yanivproselkov4555
@yanivproselkov4555 7 лет назад
Honestly my experiences with Ryanair have been really nice. They don't dote, but always polite and helpful.
@liedjesvanjelle
@liedjesvanjelle 7 лет назад
That's because you're not a vegetarian
@javamann1000
@javamann1000 7 лет назад
I have to confess that I find Food Faddists and non drinkers, faintly irritating.
@eugstefan22
@eugstefan22 7 лет назад
George Mirchev not everyone wants to be treated like a slave, some people respect themselves.
@SkateSka
@SkateSka 7 лет назад
You're just talking out of your ass. The only interaction you get with Ryanair is the flight safety drill and being offered food and drinks. Nothing wrong with that.
@jeffyjohn5673
@jeffyjohn5673 9 лет назад
It's satire, folks should not be angry. It's a comedy.
@gtimny
@gtimny 7 лет назад
ummm... United personnel just beat and dragged a doctor off a plane a couple of months ago for refusing to give up his seat to a UA staff person. Broken teeth, bloody nose, cuts and bruises and the guy was 69 years old!
@Ok-ne6yp
@Ok-ne6yp 7 лет назад
gtimny the not so funny yet funny thing is united airlines slogan is"The Friendly Skies" but I'm sure thats not what the doctor was thinking at that moment ...
@danielogats
@danielogats 7 лет назад
Sean Rosich Ive traveled with a lot of differente companies - but ive never met a nice south african!
@Ok-ne6yp
@Ok-ne6yp 7 лет назад
Danielo I have, they are extremely nice people maybe just your experience with South African's is not a good one i have some close friends who are South African i guess its the same with many races and cultures there is good and bad :)
@suesmith4565
@suesmith4565 7 лет назад
Sean Rosich i
@etiennegreyling6190
@etiennegreyling6190 Месяц назад
Saffa here and this is WORLD CLASS😂😂😂, more of these please!asseblief!
@davidcmather
@davidcmather Месяц назад
I love how these two work so well together as a team! They are a testament to synchronized teamwork!
@puffnstuff12
@puffnstuff12 6 лет назад
I just stumbled across this skit and now I have tears in my eyes.😁😁😁👍👍👍
@thecaptain4648
@thecaptain4648 2 года назад
Ikr! 🤣😂🥹
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 3 года назад
To answer all the questions... This was a recurring sketch on _Beehive_, a British sketch comedy show that ran 5 episodes in 2008. Clare Thomson plays Marla. Alice Lowe is Jodine. They're left and right greeting the passengers. Sarah Kendall is the "nervous flier." She is really Australian; Alice and Clare are British.
@pierreblignaut5859
@pierreblignaut5859 3 года назад
Thanks, that explains why their accents were all over the place
@theblueacorn
@theblueacorn 3 года назад
@@pierreblignaut5859 I am not from South Africa, have hardly met anyone from there and don't really know much about these things and I can confirm these accents are spot on, consistent and hilarious.
@pierreblignaut5859
@pierreblignaut5859 3 года назад
@@theblueacorn That's a really weird statement. If you're not South African, and have met very few South Africans, how can you say the accents are spot on? I am South African, so while I agree with you that the skit is funny, the accents are not spot on.
@theblueacorn
@theblueacorn 3 года назад
@@pierreblignaut5859 I don't really mind that you think this.
@Retro_Rich
@Retro_Rich 2 года назад
Unfortunately to the rest of the English speaking world this is what you sound like. Humbling isn’t it.
@petesmith9472
@petesmith9472 Год назад
I’ve seen this over and over and it is still very funny
@KinkRanger
@KinkRanger Год назад
Never gets old. Hilarious ❤😂
@DRthistle
@DRthistle 3 года назад
I watch this once a year. One of the funniest skits I have ever seen..just enough truth to make it more so!
@maid7171
@maid7171 4 месяца назад
I come back to this regularly too!
@powerofleo
@powerofleo 3 года назад
The performance and the script both are legends.
@theresaandrade8261
@theresaandrade8261 10 месяцев назад
I thought this would be in Afrikaans language and was searching for videos to learn the language. Stumbled across this video and it's super funny :)
@StormLaker
@StormLaker Год назад
I have a couple customers at work who wander through (over the road truckers, US) who are Afrikaans. The one couple are RV customers who come to our repair shop to have their "Land Yacht" serviced. The conversations they have are hilarious- breaking back and forth between English/Dutch Slang (Afrikaans). The other guy who stops by for parts has a bit more of a british/Afrikaans talk, and drives for a Canadian company. Living where I do, it's always fun to hear different ways people talk. Here people say we have an "accent", however we just say words differently I guess? Long story short- this sketch nails it head on, haha.
@eaemike2394
@eaemike2394 10 месяцев назад
"dutch slang"
@raymasraymas
@raymasraymas 9 месяцев назад
Mate mate mate. 1) It’s not Dutch Slang. It’s Dutch derived but it’s a language by itself. 2) Pronouncing words differently is the very definition of an accent. I really don’t get it when Americans say “xyz had an accent”. Everyone has an accent in comparison to someone else. Honestly, we all know there’s one (and only one) country where a domestic sports championships is called a “World Series” and that level of ignorance is something to not brag about
@StormLaker
@StormLaker 9 месяцев назад
Well then, forgive me for being too American, lol. I'll agree with you on Baseball....The only other countries that have leagues are in Japan, South Korea, etc. We notice people's accent's here because we have so many regional ones- like in the UK. @@raymasraymas
@richardg6293
@richardg6293 3 года назад
I just came across this ... absolutely hilarious! The repetitive "What?" reminds me of Chappelle's Lil Jon sketch. About pissed myself with the "She gave me Spina Bifida " 😂
@LuannOsbourne
@LuannOsbourne 2 года назад
That's just being a dumbo saying what too many times
@Kaiser7068
@Kaiser7068 2 года назад
I love the Afrikaner people but this so hilarious and also kind of true I ain’t gonna lie 😂
@Kaiser7068
@Kaiser7068 Год назад
@Barry Junior please stop your leftist bullshit mate
@GasPipeJimmy
@GasPipeJimmy Год назад
@Barry Junior Seriously, just shut the F up. Nobody wants to hear your PC prattle about who’s legitimately South African. Hint, the boers farmers pre-date virtually all blacks in South Africa.
@Kaiser7068
@Kaiser7068 Год назад
@Barry Junior look monkey boy, keep running as fast as you want and screaming ooga booga, you’re no match for my riffle.
@deklerkverwoerd7721
@deklerkverwoerd7721 Год назад
@Barry Junior Oh shut up
@Pardonmyinsolence
@Pardonmyinsolence Год назад
@Barry Junior dawg doin wayyyy to much
@yepiratesworkshop7997
@yepiratesworkshop7997 Год назад
Eleven year old video and RU-vid just gets it to me now? Well, some things are worth waiting for. I loved it!!
@michaele7880
@michaele7880 6 месяцев назад
I’ve seen this so many times. It makes me laugh every time. The Beef or cow is hilarious. It’s gold.
@rebeccam1395
@rebeccam1395 6 лет назад
This is so funny 😂they are great comediennes absolutely brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😆
@mushypork1272
@mushypork1272 6 лет назад
What the fuck is a "comedienne"?
@Adam-xc4qs
@Adam-xc4qs 3 года назад
@@mushypork1272 A comedienne is the female equivalent of comedian. Though I'm guessing you already know that...
@victoryoneable
@victoryoneable 3 года назад
This is actually a Qantas training video. They hope to lift their service standards to this level.
@janemacintyre9801
@janemacintyre9801 3 года назад
not wrong ! :)
@BWater-yq3jx
@BWater-yq3jx Год назад
More like JetStar
@johnhanson5943
@johnhanson5943 Год назад
As someone who lived in South Africa and has roots there still, but now lives in Germany , I’d say the worst case is Luftwaffe (mean Lufthansa). The Afrikaans people have a fantastic sense of humour and also don’t mind laughing at themselves. Hence, this sketch is not a problem. Even funny.
@florinivan6907
@florinivan6907 Год назад
It does drag a little. The joke becomes obvious quite quickly so they cut have cut the 'fat' a bit.
@siphotheguy1870
@siphotheguy1870 9 месяцев назад
How South Africans used to be, how Australians still are.
@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347
@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347 6 лет назад
Just discovered this. Too goddamn brilliant. Writing and acting the best. Reminds me of 70's Lampoon. Keep satire alive!
@RK-ep8qy
@RK-ep8qy 6 лет назад
puterossputeross Bowelly this show stopped after one series I think which is a shame since I wanted more air afrikaan
@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347
@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347 6 лет назад
Ropsana Khanom word, thanks Ropsana, wish there was more !
@MarcofKenya
@MarcofKenya 6 лет назад
Lol beef or cow
@danielholowaty2648
@danielholowaty2648 6 лет назад
we only have beef
@alexanderfoelkel8316
@alexanderfoelkel8316 6 лет назад
Cake or death?
@georgieroberts8697
@georgieroberts8697 6 лет назад
I'm a vegetarian...
@brandonfelix9958
@brandonfelix9958 6 лет назад
Georgie Roberts Wot?
@georgieroberts8697
@georgieroberts8697 6 лет назад
it's a quote from the sketch;) x
@extrempty
@extrempty Год назад
i watch this every now and then, it never gets any less funny
@davidshepherd397
@davidshepherd397 Год назад
I laughed my ass off, "What a bitch" and "if you are a vegetarian you don't get a chocolate mousse" hahahahahaha
@vangroover1903
@vangroover1903 Год назад
To be fair, a vegetarian chocolate moose is a bit ridiculous.
@robynsmith6974
@robynsmith6974 6 лет назад
Clearly these flight attendants are VERY wise.....
@Soarin-Ancient
@Soarin-Ancient 6 лет назад
yes they are very very "wise"
@goldengirl2210
@goldengirl2210 5 лет назад
Robyn Smith ijo
@piperels768
@piperels768 5 лет назад
Blonde yes for sure
@cityandsuburb
@cityandsuburb 5 лет назад
Yes, extraordinary wise.... Sage-like one might say.....
@forjimmykimmel9269
@forjimmykimmel9269 5 лет назад
As my grandmother says, they are "wise asses"
@k9handler914
@k9handler914 6 лет назад
Beef or cow? -"I'm a vegetarian!" -??? Beef or cow? - I'm a vegetarian!!! -????? Beef or cow? :o))) Absolutely hilarious!
@sireorcry
@sireorcry Год назад
"If you're a vegetarian, you don't eat chocolate" 😂
@ChrisInToon
@ChrisInToon Год назад
MORE PLEASE, I want to fly to South Africa on a very long flight with them. Comedy was once comedy unlike modern pap!
@chaimafaghet7343
@chaimafaghet7343 6 месяцев назад
This is modern pap.
@bluemoonblackdog9745
@bluemoonblackdog9745 3 месяца назад
You must be white
@colinjones6831
@colinjones6831 8 лет назад
I hope they bring out some more of these sketches they are really great!
@ericlittle162
@ericlittle162 2 года назад
I would say as an American this is stupid funny this is universally funny I could watch this over every day and laugh at it every single time hilarious course I worked with people from South Africa and known a lot of people from around the world so I can relate this is hilarious.
@No-ky3kb
@No-ky3kb Год назад
I don't believe you
@joemay2640
@joemay2640 Год назад
This is the funniest clip I've watched I a long while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@ryanthompson7623
@ryanthompson7623 Год назад
just wait till you meet the black flight attendants
@windwalker8392
@windwalker8392 9 лет назад
This is a British comedy that was part of a show that ran from the 3rd of December 2008 to the 17 December 2008 the show was called Beehive and was screened on channel E4 , one of the actresses is English and the other is Australian.
@Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty
@Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty 6 лет назад
Thanks much!
@SO_DIGITAL
@SO_DIGITAL 7 лет назад
United Airlines
@willrobinson1229
@willrobinson1229 6 лет назад
albertusj lol, exactly
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 6 лет назад
Those flight attendants would be pushing 60 if they were on United.
@eelamite
@eelamite Год назад
i've noticed many parts of africa have this certain kind of frankness and it's the best thing ever
@williamsoutherland9087
@williamsoutherland9087 Год назад
Who knew how freaking hilarious this would be in 2022. I’m dead!
@michaelstephen819
@michaelstephen819 3 года назад
As someone who takes over 100 international flights per year, I can see the humour in this. Rest assured, it's not just South Africa, but it is mostly restricted to economy. This could be the Spinal Tap of the aviation industry.
@diegorhoenisch62
@diegorhoenisch62 Год назад
Whereas in first and business classes, the real assholes come out to play.
@danielcoetzee5793
@danielcoetzee5793 6 лет назад
True story; I was on a SAL flight once when one of these "new S A flight attendants kept on asking me " beef or tekkie?" I honestly didn't know what she meant. Eventually I asked "what do you have "Adidas or Nike" This is when my wife elbowed me in the ribs and said " she means 'TURKEY', you idiot!!
@stefankruger9547
@stefankruger9547 3 года назад
African lady lemme guess 😂😂😂😂😂
@enzed1190
@enzed1190 3 года назад
this has to be one of the funniest comments I've ever read! :)
@CookieObsession
@CookieObsession 2 года назад
Flew and ate with SAA ... glad you made it out alive.
@carpetclimber4027
@carpetclimber4027 2 года назад
@Daniel Coetzee Kind of like my mother. English is her secondary language. Waitress: "Super salad?" Mother: "Yes please." Waitress, again, much slower: "Soup... or... salad?" Mother: "Oh... salad please." She was kind of disappointed. Super salad sounded interesting.
@keithjohnston5936
@keithjohnston5936 2 года назад
Tekkie! I love it!
@nullbeyondo
@nullbeyondo Год назад
I'm about to take a flight in 2 days and this has made my day lmfao
@RudyakaPruneau
@RudyakaPruneau Год назад
The beef or cow thing cracks me up everytime.
@formandzen
@formandzen 2 года назад
"Stop.Think. Disabled child." OMG,dead....🤣🤣🤣
@danieldunne68
@danieldunne68 4 года назад
I HAVE to watch this regularly as it makes me lough soo much. Fantastic. Beef or Cow lol.
@andyhinds542
@andyhinds542 6 месяцев назад
I flew with South African Airways from Heathrow to Johannesburg and back in 2001. I remember the cabin crew being a bit surly.
@variangrahamvanreysen7867
@variangrahamvanreysen7867 3 месяца назад
And they remember you being an entitled asshole😂😂
@freshnewideas232
@freshnewideas232 Год назад
Out of this world, truly amazing.
@Redboy-bm8gr
@Redboy-bm8gr 7 лет назад
This was too funny! I want to be a flight attendant one day, this would be no joke.
@landsraad9745
@landsraad9745 10 месяцев назад
This person did realize their dream. Unfortunately, they were stewarding the Malaysia Airlines flight 370 that went missing.
@kingbibihabibi
@kingbibihabibi 6 лет назад
Can confirm, I'm Jewish and a difficult flyer
@user-nh6tg3fr1d
@user-nh6tg3fr1d 6 лет назад
oy vey
@fireking565
@fireking565 5 лет назад
No chocolate mousse then
@randomperson8695
@randomperson8695 5 лет назад
Beef or cow?
@mickeyduck4696
@mickeyduck4696 5 лет назад
r/wooosh
@hankkingsley2976
@hankkingsley2976 5 лет назад
If you're Jewish you're just difficult.
@stevevaboy
@stevevaboy Год назад
"Well if you don't eat beef and you don't eat cow, how can you be alive?" OMG, this is hysterical!! I want more!!
@jaimehudson7623
@jaimehudson7623 Год назад
"Beef or Cow?" LMAO at this whole sketch... Bloody Brilliant!
@rihana21x
@rihana21x 6 лет назад
Stumbled on this whilst watching Catherine Tate.
@jovesheerwater
@jovesheerwater 6 лет назад
Yeah and maybe you should look what your typing, moron.
@rebeccamace1534
@rebeccamace1534 6 лет назад
So did I :)
@IamUbiquitous
@IamUbiquitous 5 лет назад
No, he should where he's typing, lol.
@lucidvista2834
@lucidvista2834 5 лет назад
same
@hankkingsley2976
@hankkingsley2976 5 лет назад
I see so much great stuff since I quit watching American 📺
@frankbrodie5168
@frankbrodie5168 3 года назад
South Africa. The only country to ever abolish apartheid, and become an even more racist country as a result. Some going.
@sve5543
@sve5543 3 года назад
Do u think an election in one day would solve pain by black and hatred by white for almost 300 years .i think not
@clavichord
@clavichord 3 года назад
@@sve5543 This assumes all Whites in South Aftica never suffered hatred or discrimination and that all Black people in South Africa never hate and it also assumes there are no other people in SA other than Blacks and Whites... typical comment of someone who knows nothing of South Africa or its history and peoples.
@MondoRockable
@MondoRockable 3 года назад
It's satire.
@linkskywalker5417
@linkskywalker5417 3 года назад
@@egg1053 And I for one would rather be a snowflake if it means being kind to people and having empathy and value for all people. Even those who aren't chosen
@egg1053
@egg1053 3 года назад
@@linkskywalker5417 Exactly
@tbarry4990
@tbarry4990 Год назад
Reminds me of other classic comedy as well but I loved this.
@MrAssassinash
@MrAssassinash Год назад
I miss this open comedy.
@atlmuscleman
@atlmuscleman 3 года назад
I can't watch this too many times.. So damned funny!
@jakefowler8094
@jakefowler8094 6 лет назад
Still better than united
@richardandrews7538
@richardandrews7538 3 года назад
Much, much, much better. I think UA used this as their training video but failed to meet the high standards.
@mechelle176
@mechelle176 9 месяцев назад
So, recently my BF asked me "Beef or Cow?" I said "What?" just had to watch this gem again.😀 😄
@davidrlindsay
@davidrlindsay Год назад
Such great humour - thank you
@andrewmark2783
@andrewmark2783 4 года назад
I've watched this way too many times, my love!
@Szaam
@Szaam 3 года назад
Beehive was so underrated when it came out. Alice Lowe in particular I always thought was so funny. "This woman lives for her job!"
@garryschmong
@garryschmong Год назад
I got a fly emirates ad for this video
@KungKras
@KungKras 2 года назад
I had no idea what this thumbnail was going to be before I clicked it. I just thought it was weird that youtube recommended an airline video and clicked to find out why. And man I'm glad I did.
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