Sir, I have to give you mad props for this. I mean, the course and depth of your investigation goes beyond what mortal men would be able to handle. To put this another way, I'm pretty sure you spent more time on this game then the developers did. As for "wasting your time and ours," no, I don't think that's the case. Just because something is no longer purchasable doesn't mean it isn't worth talking about.
Wow. This game is so terrible, that a game mode revolves around a flappy bird mini game, something that is so easy to program, that literally children can develop it better.
@@JudgeBane Alfred is made of awesome. Someone obviously superhuman tears open an access point to the Batcave and there is Alfred with a shotgun with nary a blink of an eye.
i just love how this video has a story of its own. shadows figure realizes shadow has gone missing. he finds his pc and listens to the audio logs. after he’s finished listening to the audio logs and finds shadow. he realize that shadow has loss his sanity. and attacks the camera. already a better plot then air controls plot.
Some of these planes don't make sense. A plane with surgeons on it that are littered with organs, a plane with skeletons wearing organs, the airborne equal to Noah's Ark, a plane with a flooded cabin, and a plane with the seats on fire. What is this? Is this gaming Hell or something.
This game is quite draining. Markiplier went into this thinking he'd get some entertainment with how bad it is, but when the game kept looping itself, when the interface was one of the worst anyone has seen, and when he had to play FLAPPY PLANE of all things, oh my goodness was he broken. We did get some memes out of it at least. Oh, and I kinda would like to play a game where you play as Alfred from Batman. That'd be kind of interesting. Cola and meal please no bread. COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD. C O L A A N D M E A L P L E A S E N O B R E A D .
My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This game is so bizarrely random and bad that I am pretty sure I have seen psychotic paranoid break downs that make more sense than this. WTF did I just watch?
Taiya001 Well at least you found it funny. That makes it all worth it. YES! I will be a good patient; I'd be happy to lie down on your couch and do everything you tell me to. Feel free to tell me to shut up if you feel it necessary.
+MrBrandonStar *checks* How in the actual living hell does that game have its own Wikipedia page? They changed their name to Kiss Inc. to release Zen Fish Simulator; I don't know what happened to them afterward. Sadly that game was taken down before I could take a crack at it.
I would tell you about zen fish. You basically play a fish, your view is constantly behind said fish and have no control expect the up, down and left to right on screen, you are pushed forwards with music playing. All music obviously stolen.
I'll bet that game was only meant to be played by competent game designers or hackers, and the developer relied on those people to finish making the game for them. Or it could've been made as a means of torture. Or it could've been made because the developer owed the mafia some money. Or it could've been a test: How bad can a game possibly be? Or maybe the developer was actually good and just accidentally released the game too early but didn't notice, made everyone insane, and suddenly, the game was taken off of Steam and the developer was banned from Steam, and he's now homeless over a small mistake? Damn, that got dark quick.
2zporygon I'm going to say Air Control is worse for only one reason. Big Rigs' history suggests that its dev team was boned from the start: they didn't have an engine and publisher took the game before it was ready. I don't buy that story, but it's still plausible that factors beyond the devs' control forced them to launch early. Air Control has no excuse
Was this game made by a official video game company or a single guy? It looks like a guys failed test to program a video game that he out on his steam to purchase becuase he felt like it. This is the worst game ever made if you see as a real game but it seems more like playground for noobish programmers. This is the worst game ever made as a real game but it could be excused for being just a fan game if it now is. Wait it can't be excused even if it's a fan game since this game www.sploder.com/publish.php?s=d0016u7r was the first game i ever made and even thougth it is very short and very simplistic, the short gameplay will still be much more fun then this unfair, boring, unplayable and not even deserved to be called designed, game.
The game was made by an independent developer named Killjoy Studios, but the game's credits (Markiplier beat the game in his Let's Play and got a look at the credits) list only one person's name: some impossible-to-pronounce middle eastern name. Well the game wasn't on Steam Early Access where devs sell the prototype games and betas; it was in the full store with the rest of the finished games. And since the dev was aggressively censoring any comments left criticizing the game, arguing with people about how the game was "just for fun" and getting his friends to post fake positive reviews, I think he was convinced that it was a finished game. Congrats on your own game.
Nah, it was a pretty good way to show how much you can freak out a reviewer just by reviewing a bad game. Still, thanks for the review, Darklordjadow1.
His is honestly one of the funniest reviews of a game i have ever seen before, keep it up dude, your finally starting to get the subscribers you deserve!!!
I've seen multiple youtubers reviewing this game and calling it the biggest piece of shit that has ever graced the planet. After seeing this review, I completely agree with them. Great review by the way.
This game is actually made as an joke. It was made really bad on purpose to show how fucked Steam Greenlight's release system waa, where the worst games get shoved through.
It doesn’t matter if the game no longer exists what’s put on the internet stays on the internet the game may be dead but that doesn’t mean it will be forgotten plus we can always laugh at how bad it is
Yet another example of a beta game that was pushed into being released under the false name of a final product. Why do developers do this? YOU DON'T RELEASE BETAS "FINAL" PRODUCTS! You finish work on the game until it's complete then you release it. I cannot believe game designers still make this mistake to this day.
To be fair I think this wasn't made by a real developer; Markiplier got to the end of the main game mode and- if I remember correctly- a sum total of one person was listed in the credits. This was just a guy who had no business making a video game mashing buttons on his keyboard until he had something he could get away with selling on Steam- that or he was deluded enough to think his game was so good it was ready for Steam and then he flat-out ignored everyone who told him different. (my money is on #2, since his behavior on Steam suggests he actually had pride in this piece of shit.)
21:20 ... Wait. Wasn't that the guy from the Other M review? Seriously, this review kind of freaked me out, even more so than anyone at channel awesome has accomplished. Congrates man, you are a very underrated reviewer. My only problem is that I would like to see you review more games you like.
In the course of over four years, how the heck has no one criticized the audio in this video?! This is HORRIBLE! The dude just doesn’t know to step away from the microphone when yelling and the spikes are so noticeable, it’s a miracle that no one ended up deaf by the time this video ended. The video’s fine but the audio issues make this hard to sit through in one go. I hope that he’s improved in the last year.
Christ... listening to the audio clipping as you're screaming at the end of the video... it isn't even funny... it's just unpleasant. I get that you're doing the hyperbolic "angry reviewer" thing, but even James Rolfe fighting Bugs Bunny would tell you to get a grip. I mean, there comes a point where your expectations have to plateau, especially with a game that looks like that and has already crashed six ways to Sunday in the _menus_.
Nice vid when I said have fun or not on steam I did not mean this! Big rigs looks better then this! Hey and the 2d flying mode is a rip off of a app game called flappy bird. Hey what will you review next?
Yeah; I heard Jimquizition mention Flappy Bird (he made a video about this heap when he still worked for the Escapist; the dev tried their hardest to silence the complaints about this game) I was going to go to the library and do How to Train Your Dragon 2 next, but while I was at the library I found a game called "Create." Box has absolutely zero details of what it's about; just "Create." It's made by EA, so Lord knows it's not looking promising. I haven't tried it yet- I'll play Create and see if it's review material; if not then HTTYD2 will probably be next.
If you play httyd I will not be long till the next review. God rest your soul. You should really play a good game. After the next review please play a good game!! Or you will go mad for real!
Big Rigs is probably worse. It's recognizable as a racing game so you know all of the things that should be in the game and aren't- besides the fact that the game was sold for a full 50 dollars in actual stores. However Air Control is so confusing it's the far bigger mind-screw to actually play. Big Rigs at least has a definable structure and goals to it.
***** you should do great games and alternate between great and garbage you should do titanfall 2 as a great game you could do something from steam or other shovel ware on console you can get less stress and you can review anything I watch it you're my favorite youtuber.
Do I know what does it mean? Hmm.....Nope, I got nothing. You consider it worse than Superman 64. That pretty much tells the whole review in a nut shell. Only a complete turd of a program could make Superman 64 look good. It reminds me of one of those hack mods that are fucked up in every way. I thought Endorfun was weird, I was wrong, this is much weirder. Mega broken too, all the bugs, what a disaster, plane simulator my ass. The fact you paid for it is the real crime here, no one should pay money for stupid shit like that. You still have proof that it existed though, no matter who denies it, you got the review.......but at what cost??? That last part........yikes!! 0_0 Good job as always, my friend. I am looking forward to seeing the next part in the saga.
My initial explanation of "it means you don't know grammar" is the best explanation- the only one I'll give a crap about. Well you saw the review; it IS worse than Superman 64! People have been writing in shock that Big Rigs looks like a masterpiece next to this. What's funny is the Dev tried to tell their complaining customers that the game was "just for fun" and not a flight sim... as the game's description and tags specifically said "simulation." This wasn't even on greenlight or early access; this was with the rest of the finished games. In any case, thanks; I'm glad you liked it! I think there's going to be a "breather episode" first; a little something from the library. After that I'm thinking I'll do a game that will give me an excuse to reveal the identity of The Face. I'm still working out the details, but the numbers at the end of this video are a code that reveal his name.
***** Well it is one thing to make a game "just for fun" but they should at least make it playable right? That way you would have "fun" playing it. It seemed like it was still in the development stage. One of those early prototypes that you can download that is not finished yet. I don't think I have seen a review from you that I have disliked. Not yet anyway. (lol) I was actually watching your review on my big screen and when the face came on I actually jumped cause I did not expect it. I think the sound made it somewhat scary too. Breather episodes are good because it gives writers a "breather" & more time to decide what happens next. I will give the number code a crack and see what I can deduce.
ShaunTheCHB Yeah; I doubt this was even past the alpha stage. Seems like they'd at least try to finish the game, no matter if it was supposed to just be for fun or not. A horribly broken heap of shit is not fun! Thanks! Lol; sorry about that, though I guess it magnified the effect. The sound is from Slender: the Arrival. In the meantime I found a mysterious game at the library called Create; the box has no details on the actual gameplay. Fingers crossed it'll either be good or make a good video.
***** Ah, Slender. I wondered where the sound came from. I know of the static sound that is in Eight Pages. You should do a vid in the future called The Library. Where you look back on the good (sarcasm) & the bad games from the library.
ShaunTheCHB My initial plan for the scene was to have a Day 5 pop up and the audio was just The Face slowly singing the opening lyrics from Metallica's "Sanitarium" as the camera made its way to me, but I just hated the audio that came out and I came up with an improvised solution. I haven't decided whether to release it as a Deleted Scene or not; I really don't think it was that good. Perhaps I will. I'm considering doing a top ten list of the worst games I've done so far but I really don't want to have to put this at the top of the list. It just depresses me that Superman has been dethroned.
Ephrom Josine No. Steam is huge; one person asking them to put a heavily bugged, obviously pre-beta, illegal-copyright-infringing game back on the store is not going to accomplish anything. The developer that made it is called Killjoy Studios; you could try looking them up online and asking them for a copy.
I think by the virtue of the fact that 1912 Titanic Mystery isn't riddled with bugs to the point of being unplayable; I'd say Air Control is worse than Titanic Mystery.
I was coming into this review thinking that I was watching you reviewing a game, but it turns out that you were reviewing genuine garbage. Go figure. 🤷♂️
