Awful PC Games: Air Control Review

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A live, unscripted review of one of the WORST games I ever played. This game is a mess, from start to finish, from top to bottom. The only actual "gameplay" in this travesty I could possible call "gameplay" was a small, 2D Flappy Bird clone. Everything that can go wrong in a game has gone wrong here. Also, I never really got a chance to control any air. Get off my plane...
Other awful games I've reviewed: Hong Kong 97, Circuit Chung, Crimelife 2, The Mummy (PSX), City Racing, Facade, Pizza Dude, A Small Car, Mary-Kate & Ashley Magical Mystery Mall, The Restaurant (PC), Bungee Jumping Simulator, Barbie Explorer (PS1), Virtual Bart (Genesis), Hotdog King, Iceberg Explorer, Superman 64, Mission Runway, Barbie Super Sports (PS1), Zombie Slap, Pickup Racing, Baby Boomer (NES), Extreme Drive, Tarzan Guardian of Earth, Back Alley Brawl, 18 Wheels of Steel American Long Haul, Bubsy 3D, Silent Assault (NES), Toilet Tycoon, Trucker 2, The Simpsons Wrestling (PS1), In the Dark (PC), Time Lord (NES), CSI: NY (PC), MegaRace 3, Garbage Truck Simulator, Planet of the Apes (PS1), Another (PC), Frankestein (Genesis), Packy and Marlon (SNES), Rex Ronan (SNES), Blaster Simulator, The Grinch (PS1), Deathknell, The Forge, Battle Los Angeles (PC), Evil Dead (PS1), Desert Bus, Batman: Gotham City Racer (PS1), Chicks Gone Wild, Swamp Thing (NES), Independence Day (Playstation), Ride! Carnival Tycoon (PC), Gods (Genesis), Hooters Road Trip (PS1), Singles Flirt Up Your Life (PC), Mad Truckers, 2Xtreme (PS1), and many MANY more.
Other simulations I've reviewed: Snowman Simulator, Rock Petting Simulator, Watching TV Simulator, Party Drinker Simulator, Whale Petting Simulator 2014, Sitting Simulator 2014, Waiting for the Bus Simulator 2014, Traffic Simulator 2014, Swimming Simulator, Duck Sim 2008/2013, Room Simulator 2014, Tree Simulator 2013, Plant Simulator 2013, Soda Drinker Pro (Soda Drinking Simulation), Goat Petting Simulator, Fly Simulator 2014, Rail Cargo Simulator, Airport Control Simulator, Road Works Simulator, Bungee Jumping Simulator, Blasted Simulator, Boyfriend Training Simulator, VirtualBus, Heavy Weight Transport Simulator, Advanced Lawnmower Simulator, Watch Paint Dry (paint watching simulator), and many more.
Why listen to me over better air controllers like IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy, Giant Bomb, Destructoid, or GameTrailers? Well, I don't just review games from the eyes of a technical, professional Harrison Ford. I also review games from the perspective of an actual Maverick.

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@TheAwesomePandaLPs 10 лет назад

When the best part of a simulator is a Flappy Bird clone, you've got problems.

@RobynVids 10 лет назад

*plays the ukulele*

@ThorntimexD 10 лет назад

The best part was the ukulele :D

@Mick_92 10 лет назад

watch?v=CbO4pC6HHHE for endless ukelele fun!

@Zhedox 9 лет назад

it stole ProleteR's song. Too bad it's actually a great song ;_;

@jaygooese4242 3 года назад

Holy crap this is stupid

@schulitsch2 8 лет назад

"oh my god it's soo loud!!!" well you selected realistic mode....

@LordSandwichII 8 лет назад

+schünz1234 The only thing that's realistic about it! XD

@nicklasolsen1193 6 лет назад

Laughed so hard at that 😂

@InfernalMonsoon 10 лет назад

"Try the best flight simulation in the history of computer games today!" That's what it says on the Steam page as written by the developer... What the fuck.

@ThorntimexD 10 лет назад

Because planes do Flappy Bird

@1marcelfilms 10 лет назад

ThorntimexD and fuck stalling

@peppermillers8361 9 лет назад

flight simulator? *rolls eyes* we have plane simulator for that.

@AgdaFingers 7 лет назад

All of the passengers look like they're dead and stuffed.

@syphon_9892 5 лет назад

It's an "Air Sick Simulator" 🛩🤢

@kexada007 10 лет назад

They used Delta™'s safety video sounds. That's copyright.

@jaygooese4242 3 года назад

How intriguingly baddest game ever existed

@PSNcharlie97 10 лет назад

"Like Skyrim with Planes"- IGN

@radiosein 10 лет назад

CoD: Advanced Warfare Closed Pre-Alpha testing.

@AM-ru6xc 9 лет назад

sure, its totally normal to start an airplane with ALL the doors open, plus all the creepy passengers XD

@bradye21playsIndieHorror 10 лет назад

Had to pause because I can't breathe from laughing too hard. Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez were pretty funny. But then Stan laughed and I died. I am posting from hell. They have good wifi here.

@bradye21playsIndieHorror 10 лет назад

Wow, I was convinced I was the only person who had seen The Langoliers. That was when SyFy (SciFi) was so bad it was good. Now it's just bad. But they're getting back to it with the Sharknado series. What am I even talking about? This video has broken me.

@316whatupz 10 лет назад

Airplanes don't jump? Well, I'll be damned. xD :P Why doesn't this game have any music from Air Supply? This is completely inexcusable. For this reason alone, I give this game a 9/10 instead of an 11/10.

@stanburdman 10 лет назад

hahahahahaha

@queengamer346 10 лет назад

***** You're awesome! You're also super funny! Subscribed.

@Moby41 10 лет назад

I give it 9/11 :P

@guildrich 9 лет назад

Teh Stranger? LOL

@RezzLeiden 10 лет назад

Now this is stanburdman. Stan, legitimately review games like this more often like you use too :D

@VbombzDaBomberman 10 лет назад

about time you did one of these instead of a sarcastic review of a simulator.

@MaikOlszewski 10 лет назад

I like it 9/10 - IGN

@KitaxNekoSama57 10 лет назад

It's like Skyrim with shit.

@HoChiMints2007 10 лет назад

It's like planes with Skyrim

@math6844 10 лет назад

It like guns with air traffic control and a sandwich made of shit mayo and ballock bits lunch meat.

@WEndro333 10 лет назад

9/11 would play again.

@Mick_92 9 лет назад

WiseEndro333 Oh you!

@Dawlatul-Cringe 8 лет назад

You paid 6 dollars, you got a subscriber.

@sinstarridley109 10 лет назад

Screaming at the computer in broken english!!!!! Stan >>>>>James Rolf>>>>> bubonic Plague>>>>>>>>>>>> Pewdiepie

@MusicInvestigation 10 лет назад

I can't get over the Flappy Plane music starting over every time you fall. XD One of your best so far for sure!

@Werten25 10 лет назад

"What the flying f**k?" out of 10 XD

@poly_g6068 10 лет назад

13:45 I just can't breathe... Every time. I literally fought to keep the tears from coming, because yes, I WAS laughing that hard.

@MaikOlszewski 10 лет назад

I would now say "RIP Head Phone Users" but I cant I'm dead ^^

@MemeMarine 10 лет назад

Holy shit six dollars? I thought you'd have got this for free on some dev forum! Holy shit! Six fucking dollars!

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 года назад

I love how the game in the suggestion box isn't even for the right game. XD

@exiledPostman 10 лет назад

I just watched this game on Lowtax's channel and it actually looked like fun. I think he's the only person in the world who genuinely really enjoyed it.

@malkies6341 9 лет назад

Dude you missed all the best parts! Zombie mode, Dwarf mode, the terrorists, THE BLACKSMITH! "COLA AND MEAL PLEASE, NO BREAD!!"

@thomasstodghilliv 10 лет назад

Is this a full game? Seems a very early alpha.

@gamerguy425 10 лет назад

its like if the developers of big rigs decided to make a game about planes...

@TheFounderUtopia 10 лет назад

Ben Belial Your face is a very early alpha.

@Motwera 10 лет назад

It is an alpha made in Unity 3D, you can tell if you used it before

@JanoyCresvaZero 10 лет назад

Yeah dude, if only we scrambled to play every garbage early alpha game ever made to understand that we should give them a chance JUST BECAUSE its an early alpha! Not because it's shit! Fun fact! Big Rigs was shipped in what most of the developers considered to only be a 10% finished state.

@blacksonic56 10 лет назад

"Did you see your mommy on TV? Are you watching Cops?" That was funny

@campionpesate4647 10 лет назад

I originally assumed this was something you can download for free. Turns out no. You actually need to BUY it for 6$ on Steam.... what THE FUCK? :)) Really.... what the fuck? is there anything called quality control on Steam, to prevent this type of garbage from ever being sold? evidently... NO

@joshkelly4364 10 лет назад

I hope there is going to be multiplayer :)

@stanburdman 10 лет назад

I want to play as the frozen 3 year old who is flying alone.

@joshkelly4364 10 лет назад

I think it would be gd playing as the guy with no legs.

@hisokamorow3611 8 лет назад

+Lin Pug cause you are a squint eye thats why

@Workman743 10 лет назад

Wow. 1080p is wasted on this game. I feel ashamed that I used that much bandwidth and it looks exactly the same as 144p.

@aMAXproduction 10 лет назад

lol "Screaming in broken english" Pewdiepie in a nutshell

@Matrilwood 10 лет назад

"What is he staring at? He's looking intently at this glass!" You've never been on a 5-hour flight, have you?

@Saskae123123 10 лет назад

Not Only did you do 2 Live, Unscripted Reviews in a Row, this one's of an Awful Game, and it's 15 Minutes of Pure Evangelic Action......Thank you, Stan... ;)

@Shiralkian 10 лет назад

Hmmm.... EA will surely buy this game. And they will make it shittier.

@veiled_sakura 10 лет назад

I thought of the Langoliers too when I first saw the first inside of the plane part!! And I watched another playthrough of this game and apparently there's a part where you fly the plane around and you can fly through all the walls and obstacles, like a flight simulation version of Big Rigs! This is one of the funniest reviews I've seen from you in a while too, great job as usual Stan.

@EpicB 10 лет назад

I lost it at Flappy Plane. Seriously, how did crap like this get onto Steam?

@FaraguAzai 10 лет назад

aiiiir control to maaajor tom... we all gunna die.

@paqx3534 10 лет назад

That load screen looks like Boeing 787 Dreamliner promo... most likely not used with permission.

@vjpearce 10 лет назад

10:55 Did they have to crouch to get in to those seats? They have literally no head room.

@gogolplex74 10 лет назад

Thank God, I've been missing these reviews

@bazwollv 10 лет назад

STAN, another great video. I was going through your old "awful PC games" vids, and I couldn't help but notice that I couldn't find my favourite one, the street cleaning simulator review. Could you please re-upload it, I dont know why you deleted it! Thanks

@Skwalker 10 лет назад

That was the least dramatic air-plane crash ever

@robertbruner7429 10 лет назад

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I first saw this thing advertised as an available game on Steam, but when I clicked on it, it just said coming soon. As someone that’s spent a fair amount of money on various flight simulators I was curious. Glad I didn’t buy it. Thanks again for the awesome review!

@ayylmao9875 9 лет назад

OH MY GOD!! Look at the likes! 911 likes... On an airplane simulator... Loominarty confirmed.

@JayREEZYsays 10 лет назад

13:49 The plane does a straight 90 degree climb and immediately falls backwards... Oh my god, why can't I watch this part without CRYING? xD

@11chuckles1 10 лет назад

11:13 the song is ProleteR - Faidherbe Square

@jamesgrey13 10 лет назад

Those people weren't frozen! That was just how excited they were for this game!

@AkazaKR 10 лет назад

I couldn't stop laughing at the casual mode

@derekallard4599 10 лет назад

First class entertainment here. Thank you for your suffering Stan. 6 bucks for this? How can you even read that pixelated monstrosity for text? And seriously, flappy ripoff? That's just an unfunny low in development. Also, why is it that planes can't fly straight up? I know from Sky Odyssey that the engines stall, but it's like 89 degrees is slow then that magic one degree puts you in free fall.

@MedinaGaming 10 лет назад

At 90 Degrees, the weight of the Plane counteracts the force of the jets, making the force from the jets push down on the stalling Plane. It basically is because of Bernolli's Law.

@300otterclancats 9 лет назад

This game uses audio from the Delta safety video...copyright much?

@martinbd4 10 лет назад

LOL Your reviews always put a smile on my face. Thank you!

@famyemil 10 лет назад

you actually paid for this?

@Mr_x_19922 10 лет назад

yes he paid 6 bucks

@famyemil 10 лет назад

hehehe...just adding salt to the wound...good review though...thumbs up

@chef4354 9 лет назад

I wouldn't even pirate this, it would just make the game worse than it already is. Also, it's shit.

@cassi75474 10 лет назад

ACTUALLY later mode in Casual Mode you shoot TERRORISTS with a THOMPSON and PISTOL.

@metabog 10 лет назад

Why are the passenger's faces so weirdly photorealistic?

@Mick_92 10 лет назад

It's called asset theft.

@Pesos214 10 лет назад

LMAO This is your best video in a while stan! Awesome work!

@theairsoftaug 10 лет назад

9.3 out of 10. Stunning gameplay ~ IGN

@MooChocoChoco 10 лет назад

I love your improvised reviews XD

@Mr_x_19922 10 лет назад

3:20 those are not passengers, those are mannequins, they don't even move =D

@ethan043 8 лет назад

6:53 "THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE PLANE!"

@HeIsFlx 10 лет назад

this is going to go down in history for all the wrong reasons.

@groomedtodie 9 лет назад

Kinda morbid and funny that a passenger jet game called "Air Control" opens to a menu screen whose background is a plane under water. Also funny that they can render a blue cloudy sky on the flat screen TV's but not on their actual sky. Let's all just think long and hard about how someone(s) made this, spent money on it, likely "tested" it, and then released it to, theoretically, make a profit. That's pretty amazing stuff. Proof that even stupid shitty dreams come true. Who knows the back story though. The E.T. game for the original Atari is often considered the worst video game ever, the product of a talentless hack programmer, and a prime example of companies trying to make a buck withoutn exerting any effort and posing no respect for the customer. Later I found out that it was a last minute decision from the company merchandising E.T. products to have a video game released by Christmas. The only programmer willing to accept the challenge was the same guy credited with making some of Atari's best games, and he completed the game within a 2 week deadline. While the game does suck, it's amazing that it's even slightly playable or even exists, since most games require half a year to several years to be completed. So maybe there's some weird story behind this. Whoever made it at least had a sense of humor about the situation, judging by how he envisioned an airline company meeting.

@groomedtodie 9 лет назад

P.S. The game is obviously crashing because your PC doesn't have the processing power required for these visuals.

@Hewesesm 9 лет назад

Killjoy have changed a names couple times, used copyrighted stuff etc lol. Also, looks like something you've could've actually get from GMod workshop.

@baileymangus9100 8 лет назад

Do you see your mom? Are you watching cops? Lol

@christhjian9923 8 лет назад

Never realized there are so many shit games out there :D

@Kable_TV 10 лет назад

Atleast we know what happened to that plane that mysteriously disappeared that one time

@Duskool 10 лет назад

it's a good video when Stan laughs :3

@Bond01_ 7 лет назад

"the only thing i want to hear in the comments is how bad this game sucks" - alright , it sucks a lot

@Mr_x_19922 3 года назад

5:15 That laugh cures cancer

@EdgeRatedR007 10 лет назад

The "steering wheel" is called a yoke.

@BygPhattyPlus 10 лет назад

I can honestly say that this is the WORST game on Steam and shows that their greenlight system needs work.

@ThorntimexD 10 лет назад

Seen Bad Rats?

@BygPhattyPlus 10 лет назад

Nope.

@ThorntimexD 10 лет назад

BygPhattyPlus Look it up. Bout as bad as this :)

@BygPhattyPlus 10 лет назад

Oh goody...

@herodheros7294 10 лет назад

you must play big rigs :D

@TheDrummerDude17 10 лет назад

This is like the equivalent of Action 52 for the NES. Bad graphics, each mode is a ripoff of the other, crashes, and worth way too much money for what it includes...just wow.

@123456twat 9 лет назад

why you playing it in such a low resolution ?

@toptenz4u253 6 лет назад

The passenger watching the load screen of this game looool

@NoMoreNever 9 лет назад

Oh god that casual mode just killed me from laughing so hard!XD What the hell does it even mean? Even the game asks that question!

@adorenu1338 8 лет назад

Back in the day when stanburtman thinks awful games as awful games

@TheNeXusCore9032 9 лет назад

The game must have been so bad, it's no longer available in Steam!

@bulls486 10 лет назад

Stan great video as always been fan for 3years

@rjyoung9200 6 лет назад

But this was 4 years ago ...

@Mick_92 10 лет назад

I tought we had learned a lesson from Big Rigs. Man, I was wrong **sigh**

@RetroPixelLizard 7 лет назад

Heres my theory on how development went. They were trying to make an entry for the Xavier: Renegade Angel fan-footage contest, but realised they started too late; and already had paid for the stuff to make the assests, then they almost OD'd on drugs and paid someone who was fluent in translating drug trip scribbles to... this.

@UltimatePerfection 8 лет назад

It's very bad. I'm an Unity dev myself and that shitbag (I tefuse to acknowledge he or she is a human being) didn't even bother to replace standard Unity buttons and other controls in GUI. which is literally less than 20 minutes of work. Of course I'm making quality game not such deriverative piece of shit.

@ufotofu9 8 лет назад

I'm also learning to use Unity and I spent about a year on it and I can tell you that although I probably am not at the level where I could even make this, unity has given me a new appreciation for a game developing. I would still never charge money for my monstrous creations. They're purely exercises in learning how to better use Unity. And that's what this person did but they charge money for it and they also stole assets from other games and what appears to be an airline simulator or stock image of an airplane for the loading screen.

@ufotofu9 8 лет назад

@philosophpascal 8 лет назад

+QVear but the buttons are least important.

@wishdj 10 лет назад

"Will you be having the halal special?"

@thecassman 10 лет назад

Clearly, it's been intentionally designed to be "broken"... Nobody will rightfully release a game like this thoroughly believing that it's outstanding... The Zombie/Dwarf thing proves it. They're clearly just messing about and having a laugh. The fact that it's advertised on Steam as a very very high end game is accountable at best, but, i think you've missed the point somewhat. I think the developer knows it's a bit of a joke.

@isaak.studio 10 лет назад

This game sucks so bad, it can't get its drink through a straw.

@renanSRSC 10 лет назад

IS THAT A HAUNTED AIRPLANE ?!

@CoolGuyAtlas 10 лет назад

I would unironically but the OST for this. The Eastern European Ukulele music is hella jive. Unfortunately the rest of the OST would probably be ear rapingly loud plane noises.

@user-px7cq8nc2z 10 лет назад

The think the pilot is not touching is called a stick lol

@LucasRazorBlade 10 лет назад

6 dollars for that?...I am so so sorry to hear that!

@mikecronis 10 лет назад

Wish I could converge a little "Baboon Simulator" into this game, or, of course, Whale Petting.

@fahoodyz 8 лет назад

man i love ur videos i play them with my apple TV and all my friends laugh so hard. XD

@TheForge10 9 лет назад

so they got a 15 year olds computer class project and sold it as a game ?

@monkaWGiga 10 лет назад

I thought this was a web browser game......

@BioShocklt 10 лет назад

haha i loved the way u make fun of pewdiepie ,that sarcasm "screaming in broken english" and actually u right :D

@sgtwok 10 лет назад

"Is not game problem, is your pc." -Iron

@EdKolis 10 лет назад

If cell phones are so dangerous on planes, why do they let you CARRY THEM ABOARD? I mean, what next, "Please do not detonate any bombs in your possession"?

@Mick_92 10 лет назад

You don't want to buy a new phone in every city you visit, do you?

@EdKolis 10 лет назад

Mick 92 It's called "checked bags".