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I SO DO CLEAN 🐮🔪
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Welcome back to Cow Chop. We've been making a lot of messes lately, so we called up the guys over at Al & Al's and brought them in to do a full routine cleaning... We should probably get our money back.
The following is for those multicultural:
Justo cuando estaba empezando a aceptar mi peor pesadilla se produjo. Ahora ya no era Mr.Clean, sino que también se unió a su compañero de equipo, Anthony Sullivan. ¡Fue el equipo de la etiqueta "Limpiadores" TAKEDOWN! Anthony Sullivan sacó una botella fresca y agradable de detergente para ropa Oxyclean y la mezcló con el blanqueador que aparentemente ya era poderoso. El Sr. Clean tomó la fragante botella de los limpiadores mezclados y empujó violentamente la botella hacia arriba y hacia abajo con sus grandes y musculosos brazos del Sr. Clean. Sabía lo que venía a continuación, era la etapa final de la limpieza.
El Sr. Clean caminó lentamente y se inclinó sobre mí, dándome una visión clara de sus músculos aún pulsantes. Presionó un solo dedo sobre mis labios y comenzó a verter la mezcla sobre mi cuerpo. Mirándome a los ojos me dijo: "no, porque te han limpiado". Luego sacó una cerilla y la encendió. Me lo echó encima y yo me quedé tendido, sufriendo el intenso calor abrasador, y todo lo que puedo pensar es en "Gracias, Sr. Clean por esta limpieza", ya que muero lenta y pacíficamente.
AL & AL'S CLEANING CO.
Thank You 🐮🔪

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@grxybean
@grxybean 5 лет назад
Aleks walking around with an alcohol bottle basically empty and the ghost of james yelling is truly a sight to behold
@EsmeeHulskamp
@EsmeeHulskamp 5 лет назад
When James gets back we're still gonna have to wait for like 4 months for him to show up in videos again because of how far ahead they record episodes
@ExopMan
@ExopMan 5 лет назад
Yup
@moneymusa5607
@moneymusa5607 5 лет назад
Near a year without james huh
@MrManPrincess
@MrManPrincess 5 лет назад
James is ded. Holigraphic james is the future
@slick3996
@slick3996 5 лет назад
@@WrathofFenrir99 and James said "too soon"
@blakemayhew6287
@blakemayhew6287 5 лет назад
His injury was actually 6 years ago
@899redyoshi
@899redyoshi 5 лет назад
Where was the caution sign when we needed it
@RandomNameName
@RandomNameName 5 лет назад
It was there, so James cant sue CowChop. But for real the sign was in the video.
@PoopTickler
@PoopTickler 5 лет назад
caution? cowchop? get a load of this society
@joey6437
@joey6437 5 лет назад
"I'm trying to help you clean!" *walks away into parking lot, screaming with alcohol in hand*
@jekanyika
@jekanyika 5 лет назад
*Then starts driving.*
@drunkhaus6961
@drunkhaus6961 5 лет назад
:D
@chand8176
@chand8176 5 лет назад
Abahahhh
@justinpolarek7796
@justinpolarek7796 5 лет назад
A video about Aleks cleaning and he still doesn’t clean
@overlookers
@overlookers 5 лет назад
And you're somehow surprised??
@krsi2105
@krsi2105 5 лет назад
He also wastes salads.
@Aer0.
@Aer0. 5 лет назад
He also doesnt help put out the fires he starts
@mightymouseftw4363
@mightymouseftw4363 5 лет назад
He was cleaning all day man, give him a break he didnt even have his second lunch
@ExtremelyToxic
@ExtremelyToxic 5 лет назад
I believe the call that "the joke"
@RottenVael
@RottenVael 5 лет назад
12:16 "DAD!! TELL HIM TO STOP! dad said you have to stop"
@jackreid6412
@jackreid6412 5 лет назад
Little did James know that in an future timeline that a skateboarding accident would occur
@hubertthe4th
@hubertthe4th 5 лет назад
Aleks literally just made this video to prove he cleans.
@batt3ryac1d
@batt3ryac1d 5 лет назад
Just like Nino
@J242D
@J242D 5 лет назад
like you read my mind
@TheRedKnight101
@TheRedKnight101 5 лет назад
He cleans better then Asher did
@luisaraiza3400
@luisaraiza3400 5 лет назад
And he has pictures to prove it
@JeyKeropi16
@JeyKeropi16 5 лет назад
Ninoo
@RobbyTheTurtle
@RobbyTheTurtle 5 лет назад
The love between Aleks and Alec is blooming... Disgusting.
@TrippyCholo239
@TrippyCholo239 5 лет назад
@Daniel 98 He might not be Trevor but then again only Trevor is Trevor. I personally think Alec is a good fit and a cool dude
@em_birch
@em_birch 5 лет назад
@Daniel 98 I miss James' unbroken ankle
@weeman2873
@weeman2873 5 лет назад
@@em_birch too soon fam
@Ghostneedle1
@Ghostneedle1 5 лет назад
'the dude who doesn't make a mess doesn't clean'- *cut to the huge fire Aleks made*
@fireonice12492
@fireonice12492 5 лет назад
So glad y'all finally played Viscera Cleanup Detail
@kerarri158
@kerarri158 5 лет назад
Cow Chop office/warehouse DLC map in Viscera Cleanup Detail When
@blazewolf32
@blazewolf32 5 лет назад
The modding community must be pretty active to include an Ellen skin
@pancho123456781
@pancho123456781 5 лет назад
The amount of foreshadowing in the past few videos is creepy asf.... it's almost like nostradamus is uploading them
@TheBillingerCrew
@TheBillingerCrew 5 лет назад
Or how creepy is it how many associations your brain makes when you know about future events? This is why knowing the end of a movie can spoil the rest of it.
@axaxt7000
@axaxt7000 5 лет назад
@@TheBillingerCrew i bet you felt big-brained typing that comment out
@sdlittleboss
@sdlittleboss 5 лет назад
@@axaxt7000 intellectual chad
@ChemDawg710
@ChemDawg710 5 лет назад
They don't seem to realize that particle masks won't help against chemical fumes...
@ZacharyH20
@ZacharyH20 5 лет назад
Yeah they should have really used an organic vapor mask, cancer is bad mmmkay?
@zants_
@zants_ 5 лет назад
My work gives us particle masks when we work with chemicals too, shit I never knew that wasn't enough.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 5 лет назад
Employers tend to not give a fuck about the health of employees, you can be replaced. Yes, there is a huge difference between dust and toxic fumes.
@hawkthesock2216
@hawkthesock2216 5 лет назад
I want to one day work in an environment where my boss throws paint thinner on me
@ExtremelyToxic
@ExtremelyToxic 5 лет назад
I don't believe you do
@EsmeeHulskamp
@EsmeeHulskamp 5 лет назад
I actually like the painted wall. Its like a picture or piece of house decoration that you got from a grandparent who died, except in this case its not a grandparent who passed away, its James. EDIT: Also no hate but what the fuck is up with the order in which the videos are uploaded?
@hellokittylover2010
@hellokittylover2010 5 лет назад
video order is a little wonky but its sort of like a mix and match game trying to complete the timeline
@ec77865
@ec77865 5 лет назад
Seems like they're trying to stretch out all the footage they have of James still lol
@Masterpg2007
@Masterpg2007 5 лет назад
I think the wall is fine too, but they still need to clean the floor and the door.
@MuffinCapBackBlue
@MuffinCapBackBlue 5 лет назад
Love the wall, it's all abstract and shit
@weirdfsh
@weirdfsh 5 лет назад
I imagine it's upload by what video is finished in post-production first
@CoffeBarrel
@CoffeBarrel 5 лет назад
10:00 you can hear alex russian accent coming out in the end
@12378dnn
@12378dnn 5 лет назад
Aleks*
@halolime117
@halolime117 5 лет назад
Who's Alex
@thebrightphoenixx
@thebrightphoenixx 5 лет назад
alexcks*
@goyjin5676
@goyjin5676 5 лет назад
Alksnder
@HannahzLifeCrap
@HannahzLifeCrap 5 лет назад
Anyone else notice Aleks walking around w that bottle of booze, and then proceeds to drive to Home Depot? 😂
@Peng_Pong
@Peng_Pong 5 лет назад
He’s Russian after all.
@AlteQT
@AlteQT 5 лет назад
They're going to use this video in court
@JakeJackPot_
@JakeJackPot_ 5 лет назад
THANK YOU!! I was hoping I wasn't the only one
@rebeccapowell3
@rebeccapowell3 5 лет назад
I was coming here to comment the same thing
@CrimsonSkyz500
@CrimsonSkyz500 5 лет назад
Haha. Wow. Its almost like it was a bit.
@ventarix7577
@ventarix7577 5 лет назад
The way Alec runs to Brett for help just makes me think of a little kid running to their dad. "Brett said you have to stop!"
@TheShadow265
@TheShadow265 5 лет назад
Aleks actually has been sober for years now he just likes to carry around alcohol
@ExtremelyToxic
@ExtremelyToxic 5 лет назад
Really?
@kotarodesu_23
@kotarodesu_23 5 лет назад
@@ExtremelyToxic No. He still drinks, he's just not an actual alcoholic juxtaposed to popular opinion.
@TheShadow265
@TheShadow265 5 лет назад
Of course 8:50
@BohbearonYT
@BohbearonYT 5 лет назад
I like to imagine you guys just left the foam clean up for weeks after and are just getting to it today.
@UltraPrimal
@UltraPrimal 5 лет назад
5:14 That's not going to help James.
@Ghost000475
@Ghost000475 5 лет назад
1:45 we can see you sweet boi
@chocolatemoose7761
@chocolatemoose7761 5 лет назад
I thought that was a disposed mannequin lmao
@VictorThePotato
@VictorThePotato 5 лет назад
Who was that lol
@CornerBoothGames
@CornerBoothGames 5 лет назад
VictorThePotato Jakob lol
@Kodiak-on-a-Kayak
@Kodiak-on-a-Kayak 5 лет назад
No way that's Jakob.. Skin color is way too light.
@CornerBoothGames
@CornerBoothGames 5 лет назад
3a you can see the entire top half of his head, I don't understand how anyone could say it's not him.
@dosko9980
@dosko9980 5 лет назад
I actually love the alec/aleks combo
@rondef
@rondef 5 лет назад
*Pulls up at Home Depot* Aleks - "Is there a line? Why are there people standing there?" 🤣
@TwistedAttitudes
@TwistedAttitudes 5 лет назад
"*holding fern* I wanna get this for Brett" Why is he gonna eat it? LOL
@MyGoldenFetus
@MyGoldenFetus 5 лет назад
Aleks gets drunk off whiskey and smokes crack then proceeds to drive his Camaro in this video... and that is how you get demonetized
@sietsecool
@sietsecool 5 лет назад
Is it just Aleks' Russian blood thats slowly turning him into an alcoholic?
@tankdempsey7529
@tankdempsey7529 5 лет назад
Eh Russian alcoholic kind of reminds me of Nikolia...
@leah9819
@leah9819 5 лет назад
"you ever have nightmares about mr clean coming into your room at night?" - Alec, 2019
@heycharliemot
@heycharliemot 5 лет назад
I think he repressed all those nightly visits from uncle pedro
@londryboner2807
@londryboner2807 5 лет назад
The irony of Aleks buying a caution falling sign.
@aZombieDictator
@aZombieDictator 5 лет назад
"Normally we have cleaners but they're on strike" You guys need to get in touch with HowToBasics cleaners.
@yung_ape
@yung_ape 5 лет назад
1:11 if you look closely you can spot the ghost of famed RU-vidr NovaPipeBomb
@cranomsha2033
@cranomsha2033 5 лет назад
6:22 father bout to beat his misbehaving child (colorized)
@MrPingn
@MrPingn 5 лет назад
2:14 I love it when Dad and Dad fight. Shows there's still some embers burning in this relationship. But they better get back together quick cause Alec slowly is moving in on that.
@12378dnn
@12378dnn 5 лет назад
1:46 Jakob in the back is me at family reunions.
@GenesisJFAP
@GenesisJFAP 5 лет назад
Aleks and Alec just randomly buying whatever catches their eye in Home Depot shows how much they know about cleaning. *EVERYTHING*
@swordude40
@swordude40 5 лет назад
Great peoole, over at Al & Al's. Gave my grandmother a ride home when her minivan broke down in the snow. 3/5
@PotatoIsNotCute
@PotatoIsNotCute 5 лет назад
You think James is having fun in Heaven right now?
@bug-9640
@bug-9640 5 лет назад
ye he's with all his buds from the creatures
@briand5170
@briand5170 5 лет назад
Bug ;-; nah some of them went to hell sorry
@bug-9640
@bug-9640 5 лет назад
he only liked some in the end
@BeeRieEnn
@BeeRieEnn 5 лет назад
He never died
@BeeRieEnn
@BeeRieEnn 5 лет назад
Your dumb
@sagevibe
@sagevibe 5 лет назад
love this viscera cleanup detail gameplay
@hellokittylover2010
@hellokittylover2010 5 лет назад
woah aleks is actually helping clean
@hellokittylover2010
@hellokittylover2010 5 лет назад
i actually watched this video under the impression they were going to help clean
@RandomNameName
@RandomNameName 5 лет назад
HA nice joke
@Ahsemsauce
@Ahsemsauce 5 лет назад
AL & AL'S should be a series they do.
@ArkBeatsJS
@ArkBeatsJS 5 лет назад
Each scene shows dramatically less whiskey in the bottle he's holding. Then, immediately after it's basically empty, he's behind the wheel. I'm already captivated.
@runningonempty4311
@runningonempty4311 5 лет назад
Love you guys! Always bringing the LOLZ
@itsnerdybirdy2363
@itsnerdybirdy2363 5 лет назад
There are so many little bits in this video that made me laugh way too hard
@safflower_s
@safflower_s 5 лет назад
aw, i enjoyed this video a lot. they're a nice duo to watch
@clydelancaster2567
@clydelancaster2567 5 лет назад
Always looking forward to your content guys 😄
@canismori
@canismori 5 лет назад
I just started the video and already want more of this.
@lanadelgato6880
@lanadelgato6880 5 лет назад
Lmao I love the relationship between Alec and Aleks
@LuckyEditSs
@LuckyEditSs 5 лет назад
cow chop making cleaning fun, they really are great.
@beastlysquash1203
@beastlysquash1203 5 лет назад
57 second skincare add with no option to skip. You're lucky we love you guys.
@ThePeteyGunn
@ThePeteyGunn 5 лет назад
7:27 OMG thats why he put it there when James fell D:
@MisterMonkeyNoodle
@MisterMonkeyNoodle 5 лет назад
Nino would make this place splotless.
@seandonnelly3734
@seandonnelly3734 5 лет назад
Primož and he would have the pictures to prove it
@ExopMan
@ExopMan 5 лет назад
0:15 What went wrong here? You were trying to fill up the room with foam and succeeded... Coffee table was minor
@ACTIONSALAD
@ACTIONSALAD 5 лет назад
Thanks for uploading everyday guys. I really appreciate it. Its been a long shitty week.
@proudguardofwhiterun5770
@proudguardofwhiterun5770 5 лет назад
James and Aleks arguing like an old married couple
@woodsman4946
@woodsman4946 5 лет назад
Welcome back!
@dallasohearn3441
@dallasohearn3441 5 лет назад
"Oh the guy who doesn't make messes doesnt clean", the shade. Rewind to him setting the couch in fire
@Zac124Roblox
@Zac124Roblox 5 лет назад
honestly a massive multiple part series where they genuinely CLEAN the warehouse would be nice
@daktoa00
@daktoa00 5 лет назад
james highkey aims the paint thinner more towards aleks. true friendship right there
@lukecatania7108
@lukecatania7108 5 лет назад
Can these guys please hit 1M subs already, pretty sure they've earned it by now.
@MrDyl666
@MrDyl666 5 лет назад
Aleks and Alec bounce off eachother so well. Also I love that Alec has fully embraced the pikachu hat
@LiveLife1DayatATimee
@LiveLife1DayatATimee 5 лет назад
this was comedy gold
@BrandonCMaximum
@BrandonCMaximum 5 лет назад
January was a crazy month for Cow Chop
@rfinn17
@rfinn17 5 лет назад
How this video went from cleaning the warehouse to THAT is beyond me but I’m fucking beside myself watching 😂
@nesreencutie
@nesreencutie 5 лет назад
The bit of Aleks asking Brett for money and Brett calling him out was so fucking funny! Keep it up boys
@BrandonCMaximum
@BrandonCMaximum 5 лет назад
I want a Behind the Cow Chop for this Behind the Cow Chop
@Monkofpo
@Monkofpo 5 лет назад
I love how Brett is like the dad to Alex and Nova is the mom :D. **Remembers the roast** Also, why didn't you guys buy a fan for ventilation? Don't want the twink Russian and the Prince dying from huffing too much paint thinner.
@nickv896
@nickv896 5 лет назад
The fact that Brett is still working in that Japan themed office with the red light is awesome actually
@TulluT
@TulluT 5 лет назад
Al and Al's comedy duo is the best.
@TrevorAndSky
@TrevorAndSky 5 лет назад
This was perfect!
@Rockstare44
@Rockstare44 5 лет назад
Dust masks for paint thinner. GJ
@imjesseevans579
@imjesseevans579 5 лет назад
I love y'all I'm so glad James is back 🗣💕❤️👍🏼
@speedracer4878
@speedracer4878 5 лет назад
I swear ,Alec has been growing on me recently. Enjoy him a lot, keep it up
@YGOPD
@YGOPD 5 лет назад
30 seconds in I thought Aleks was actually going to clean for once then he said he was gonna supervise Alec doing it... Why did I even play myself lol
@151Armondo
@151Armondo 5 лет назад
i love this
@stanateezuwu6119
@stanateezuwu6119 5 лет назад
"We have cleaners but their on strike" oml😂
@lucasfranks6150
@lucasfranks6150 5 лет назад
3:04 Aaron is that you? 😆
@sojaaaaa
@sojaaaaa 5 лет назад
Am I the only one who legitimately would love to come in and clean up? You guys wanna hire me?
@hilareeek
@hilareeek 5 лет назад
So much anxiety when you mixed the chemicals... Lol
@SnorlaxApeared
@SnorlaxApeared 5 лет назад
Best video in awhile
@danielfrancis5356
@danielfrancis5356 5 лет назад
Great vid
@alexnewton7624
@alexnewton7624 5 лет назад
AL'S UNITE!
@dogandcatboyb5143
@dogandcatboyb5143 5 лет назад
I actually like the painted wall. Its like a picture or piece of house decoration that you got from a grandparent who died, except in this case its not a grandparent who passed away, its James.
@imjesseevans579
@imjesseevans579 5 лет назад
Nice outfit aleks 🗣❤️💕
@OrangeTangerine1
@OrangeTangerine1 5 лет назад
good stuff!
@wiggity-wack
@wiggity-wack 5 лет назад
"We need supplies" first thing he grabs is a bottle of alcohol. Atta boi Aleks!
@SweetTacos
@SweetTacos 5 лет назад
Please let me clean your warehouse!! I’m completely serious, I will fly to LA and I will be your cleaner.
@jacksod5257
@jacksod5257 5 лет назад
This video is amazing
@cnutcnutson9455
@cnutcnutson9455 5 лет назад
This has become so self-aware that I can’t tell where the bit ends anymore
@skeletonman2842
@skeletonman2842 5 лет назад
For those of you who don't read Spanish, the description is a fanfic of Anthony Sullivan concocting something out of OXICLEAN™ and some other laundry detergent, the slathering it onto the speaker's body, and then throwing a match onto the speaker. The speaker then proceeds to describe the slow, agonizing death they endure.
@bo_unerro
@bo_unerro 5 лет назад
This video is surreal
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 5 лет назад
A little late for that caution sign aleks.
@gamersjug3876
@gamersjug3876 5 лет назад
5:55 best line ever
@Aasim117
@Aasim117 5 лет назад
top notch post roll
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 5 лет назад
If you don't mix the paint thinner with some water it will eat away at the concrete and expose the aggregate.
@lkcullen1918
@lkcullen1918 5 лет назад
yo that aggregate's gonna get *e x p o s e d*
@ryanjames8555
@ryanjames8555 5 лет назад
I’ll expose your aggregate if you know what I mean ;)
@Searyu
@Searyu 5 лет назад
12:48 Does that count?
@spawnstah7228
@spawnstah7228 5 лет назад
I think thats the best title I've seen
@imjesseevans579
@imjesseevans579 5 лет назад
This is so nice
@skrtskrtonfellaz724
@skrtskrtonfellaz724 5 лет назад
Small Al’s comeback
@hubertthe4th
@hubertthe4th 5 лет назад
The new viscera cleanup detail dlc looks great.
@johansmallberries9874
@johansmallberries9874 5 лет назад
"Is there a line? Why are all these people waiting here?" That's some funny shit. *its day laborers for all you kids.
@plepmickey4535
@plepmickey4535 5 лет назад
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CLEANING, ALEC?"
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