COW CHOP VS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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What happens when you take a Russian, a Californian, and a world traveler and and have them guess where they are in the USA? Well most of the time they think they're in Texas, but the rest of time??? They lose their minds going delirious and start laughing at absolutely nothing. Naturally it's a good time.
The following is for those multicultural:
L-istilel bil-lejl - huma kbar u jleqqu
Fil-fond tal-qalba tat-Texas.
WE FAILED GEOGRAPHY - GEOGUESSR
Thank You 🐮🔪

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@user-jr9lg9cx9g 4 года назад

seeing these bois genuinely laugh so much at "ough" cured my depression. thanks

@QUISSul 4 года назад

Same

@sumstains2957 4 года назад

16:38 is the timestamp

@izzy2889 3 года назад

LMAO

@johnangelle5975 3 года назад

Oh, you’re talking bout OOOUGH?

@shadowwarrior2371 4 года назад

Holy shit they had passed Arnold, NB at 15:20 lmaooo... all that searchin’... but I’m glad or else we would’ve never got that amazing Nebraska-Iowa conversation lol. Had me dying

@micahmommy5282 4 года назад

I was just wondering if anybody noticed that also !! 😂🤔

@jukeboxxgamer 4 года назад

that shit brought me to tears

@Kyomara1337 4 года назад

You gotta admit that they are right though, some of the state borders make absolutely no sense

@willmoody235 4 года назад

This video is 20:20... something that this channel won’t see

@SayaTheJin 4 года назад

B O I

@silent3145 4 года назад

This a good roast but the sad truth 😥

@bruh4487 4 года назад

Depressing but true

@elisabethboning3147 4 года назад

* slowest of all claps *

@Gobbygoblin 4 года назад

haha good one

@megababybackrib 4 года назад

“Garret has never been outside California” Cut to area 51 in NEVADA

@lkcullen1918 4 года назад

They also spent at least one night in Vegas. But I'll let it slide because they hardly got out of the car and Vegas was also kind of a dud.

@elisabethboning3147 4 года назад

I could just sit here and hear Aleks saying 'ough' for hours 😂😂😂lmao

@youdoyou9735 4 года назад

16:38 The whole Ough part onwards was hilarious!

@ZNA_Productions 4 года назад

Aleks was killing it this episode with the geography humor.

@FMJ1400 4 года назад

Why are you here lol

@TheCaptainOfToast 4 года назад

I love it when aleks genuinely seems to be having a good time - that happens so rarely in videos these days. I'm gonna miss this channel :(

@bisba 4 года назад

18:30 "FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS ONE SPOT FOR FOURTY MINUTES AND ARE STARTING TO GET DELIRIOUS. ALEKS STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR NAKED WHILE BRETT STOOD IN THE CORNER WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL SCREAMING AND GARRETT STARTED DOING HEROIN OUT OF NOWHERE. EVENTUALLY THINGS WORKED OUT AND LED US TO THIS MOMENT HERE."

@Ollieandroe 4 года назад

Bless you for your good deed

@Party_in_a_small_box 4 года назад

Thank you!

@gowgowOVER9000 4 года назад

and the thing at the end of the description..?

@bisba 4 года назад

@@gowgowOVER9000 "The night stars - are big and bright In the deep heart of Texas." in Maltese (Google Translate)

@gowgowOVER9000 4 года назад

@@bisba thanks! I figured it was a code or a stroke moment, didn't bother trying Google translate haha

@desbraxt 4 года назад

Watching them mouse over Arnold at 15:20 kills me inside...

@FrankieTeardrop77 4 года назад

same

@MattRosvideos 4 года назад

Ever zoomed in on the ocean on google maps for a quick thrill?

@TheKingmario14 4 года назад

17:12 this is why i watched CC till the end omg

@matth.4320 4 года назад

Theory: CowChop moves in with Funhaus and sleeps in the guest room and just record podcasts with SP7 for 2020

@Gobbygoblin 4 года назад

id be okay with this

@silentvhs2835 4 года назад

I dont think sp7 and cowchop ever got along very well

@TheTheode 4 года назад

Silentvhs they got along, the problem was their content and comedic style was very different and it didn’t always mesh well. Sp7 is adhd addled improv and storytelling, whereas cowchop is stoner slapstick that is purposefully low effort. It’s like an unstoppable force and an immovable object I think it’d be really funny if the funhaus alumni, cowchop and sp7 all started something together, I think the fan base would react well to it. It’s unfortunate that some of them seem really burnt out after the RT content grind.

@Vopodop 4 года назад

@James Sunderland not only funhaus. Burnie left rooster teeth as well. I feel like the company got bought out, and a lot of the groups don't have as much creative freedom anymore.

@Vuadanee 4 года назад

i really wish bret would hold me tight and tell me everything's gonna be okay

@HExtraordinaire 4 года назад

As all your organs get squeezed out because Brett is literally a hulking mass of muscles

@dudebromann5752 4 года назад

“Why do they keep dropping us into these bum villages?” Lol

@nurichbinreel4782 4 года назад

17:25 Rivers change their shape over time. The border would have been drawn when the river was that other shape but now the border and river are different.

@brycehendrie8846 4 года назад

Garret: “look a joshua tree” Brett:*looking at jumping cactus* “you know that’s not a joshua tree right” Aleks:”yeah I like the joshua tree idea”

@randomhero704 4 года назад

i live in iowa :( i knew exactly where they were when they looked at the first license plate 😂

@MrBrandonman20 4 года назад

Literally same 😂😂 sioux city!!!

@ColovianFurHelm 4 года назад

LOL same and when they passed the state flag

@Saltail 4 года назад

I thought the same thing lol But they ain't wrong Iowa's pretty damn boring

@Bromoto 4 года назад

Same

@amillionbees1177 4 года назад

Another Iowan? Impossible.

@Tysnack 4 года назад

18:31 the hidden message sums up everything lol

@calypsoburch 4 года назад

My Cow Chop merch just showed up today. Glad I wasn't too late purchasing the merch. You guys have done an awesome job with all your content!

@colourmesean 4 года назад

i need to see an episode of this with John now

@janm.4496 4 года назад

That was excellent. More of these!

@rhettfrye2347 5 месяцев назад

This is one of the funniest videos they ever posted in my opinion, Garrett’s lack of geography skills gets me every time.

@johnniekay54 4 года назад

Love seeing you guys laugh! Cowchop will definitely be missed :(

@mightymouseftw4363 4 года назад

This was the best series so far

@TheOrka001 4 года назад

this is no lie one of the funniest videos on this channel. Ough really spoke to me

@shaheen123100 4 года назад

I love u guys thank you for everything!!

@degeneratemako 4 года назад

OUGH, loved this one guys keep up the good work.

@yungtodoroki1422 4 года назад

These vids are the best they’ve been in awhile! These people who unsubbed are missing out

@germanshepherd2701 4 года назад

Damn they passed Arnold, Nebraska at 15:20 lmao

@TheGamingexpert25 4 года назад

Ngl this is really great content

@gaberthesnipergaming8335 4 года назад

19:11 WATCH IT!!! Here you see an old man almost pass out from excitement!!

@madisynramos9685 4 года назад

It’s 2020, I’m toasted, watching cow chop now this is it

@mckinleyleonardscott 4 года назад

YO the last five minutes of this video is some of the best CowChop content ever.

@sifft177 4 года назад

those last 5 minutes were hilarious omfg

@cowboylerma 4 года назад

Get John on this! Stat!

@justawesome13 4 года назад

Can we get an episode of John the Cartographer instantly guessing each location and being correct within a margin of 5 miles each time?

@roberthollandsworth1809 4 года назад

I’m so glad you virtually went to Nebraska and got to live my daily experience

@ScottyDoezntKnow 3 месяца назад

"Now THIS is Texas" *sees pine trees* "... or Seattle" 😂

@frikinrikin 4 года назад

18:30 its so hard to pause at the right spot LOL

@ThePersuasiveParrot 4 года назад

Use the period and comma keys to move 1 frame at a time. Who doesnt know this by now?

@voidprimate8410 4 года назад

One less person than before

@thek2despot426 4 года назад

"For fuck sake they have been looking for this one spot for fourty minutes and are starting to get delirious. Aleks started rolling on the floor naked while Brett stood in the corner with his head against the wall screaming and Garrett started doing heroin out of nowhere. Eventually things worked out and led us to this moment here."

@Weroleytor Год назад

I miss you guys so much

@kenneththeweirdo5645 4 года назад

Bruh its sad that u guys are not gunna do more of geoguesser when its pretty cool watching u guys do this

@kitleinbellamonte9609 4 года назад

I really want that “ough” ringtone lol. Man I laughed so hard at the end lol and that mailbox lol 😂

@starlaking8812 4 года назад

omg please do one more like this. it was so funny

@Ganon999 4 года назад

I love this series for real lol 😂

@bing2869 4 года назад

glad cow chop finally starts talkin bout Arizona and i see my hometown of Phoenix on here c:

@richieruiz3652 4 года назад

Gonna cherish these lulz. Y’all are awesome.

@lukasgelu1834 4 года назад

I like how into it they are.

@ryanmewis9656 4 года назад

Amazing video

@hrglass8395 4 года назад

too funny man. gonna miss you guys so much

@rayraySDMF 4 года назад

S/o from Nebraska... it really is like this I called NE the whole time 🤣🤣

@kojuhh 4 года назад

Lets get a geo guesser part two before it’s all over. Please. This shit was great.

@nightmaremedley 4 года назад

This is superb

@butterbear3042 4 года назад

That was intense focus towards the end there 😂😂😂 👏 I'm impressed hahah

@simenxx2 4 года назад

More of this!! this was hileriousyli

@michelsanchez4179 4 года назад

I love you guys

@travistsounds 4 года назад

Shout out Humboldt, Saskatchewan.

@tokewarming 4 года назад

Good shit!! :)

@kula_lala739 4 года назад

This was GREAT do some more! OUGH!!

@Will6753 4 года назад

Brett got on some sick Docs.

@Nathan-rx5yr 4 года назад

that was a fucking epic conclusion, great video!

@captainomnii895 4 года назад

The Nebraska/Iowa dispute had me rolling

@CarlJohnson-tn2tx 4 года назад

You guys should play “flick em’ up” on board chop

@peterd5843 4 года назад

this is gold

@eflu3540 4 года назад

Hopefully next year you do more of this haha

@charxcore1 4 года назад

Nearly died from laughter watching this. So funny

@Saleena2014 4 года назад

Why was this not a thing months ago? This was so funny to watch

@TalkThisOut 4 года назад

good stufferino

@armouredcat2369 4 года назад

need more geoguesser

@annabel_182 4 года назад

i loved this video

@williampaul4265 4 года назад

Adds on a cow chop video one in a million

@hellokittylover2010 4 года назад

very good video. I'll miss you guys

@kimtsi 4 года назад

Shit I'm gonna miss these guys having some nice simple fun.Feeling like watching me and my friends

@mrvalski 4 года назад

I know what Garrett means. I have almost hairless spots on my calves from my jeans rubbing against it.

@aj00 4 года назад

Bruh that first road I was on that a month ago. The 395 to Mammoth, that’s so trippy man hahaha

@xFSUxJohnnyBoy 2 года назад

I miss this channel so much

@johndonovan5096 2 года назад

Wish that merch link worked

@stinkusdinkus9255 4 года назад

Gioguesser is one of those games where you finished your work early in computer class and all the other sites have been banned But somehow they made it entertaining

@cloudsweater 4 года назад

*OUGH* this vid is wholesome 😌

@Medusa626 4 года назад

Love it

@jordandelatorre6867 Год назад

Goddamn I miss these times

@stompwol 4 года назад

Please more of this HAHAHA

@bigpoop6245 4 года назад

that was so fun holy shit, thanks for the laughs boys

@Saltail 4 года назад

I need more Geoguesser, so fucking good

@imjesseevans579 4 года назад

This was so funny made me laugh so hard lol

@PinkSockPlayDate 4 года назад

Ivy Lane debate that the Nebraska part next to Mondamin where our k-12 school was

@NarwhalGamerz 4 года назад

Best video in a wile

@judeymans 8 месяцев назад

I think it's very telling that, as a Nebraskan, I couldn't even tell the color of my state's soil and was sure that it was Kansas. And then I saw the covered wagon icon the interstate signs.

@kylepaulino7254 4 года назад

Incase you're curious about that 1 frame of text around 18:31 "FOR FUCK SAKE THE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE SPOT FOR FOURTY MINUTES AND STARTING TO GET DELIRIOUS. ALEKS STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR NAKED WHILE BRETT STOOD IN THE CORNER WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL SCREAMING AND GARRET STARTED DOING HEROIN OUT OF NOWHERE. EVENTUALLY THINGS WORKED OUT AND LED US TO THIS MOMENT HERE." You're welcome :>

@armouredcat2369 4 года назад

i swear californians wear full winter attire once it hits 65

@imjesseevans579 4 года назад

I loved this lol