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@willmorton2123
@willmorton2123 4 года назад
I can’t believe Disney got away with doing blue-face
@pantaman7086
@pantaman7086 4 года назад
Blueface baby
@sarabjorgvins3538
@sarabjorgvins3538 4 года назад
Fun fact: in ancient icelandic black people were called Blámaður/ Blueman
@adikumar6536
@adikumar6536 4 года назад
daba dee daba dae
@connorjackson5718
@connorjackson5718 4 года назад
Will Morton BROCKHAMPTON should sue
@readthycomment
@readthycomment 4 года назад
Yeah aight
@sammcguire3798
@sammcguire3798 4 года назад
Ralph's just mad because he's not a good genie, he's just a meanie.
@TohuBohuC
@TohuBohuC 4 года назад
Hey panini
@thespyro3883
@thespyro3883 4 года назад
@@TohuBohuC oh stfu lmao
@jesuspi3ce
@jesuspi3ce 4 года назад
the spyro u make my pipi go...
@nellfromhell7192
@nellfromhell7192 4 года назад
@Lawen Thompson someone's a meanie
@omnical6135
@omnical6135 4 года назад
@@thespyro3883 meanie not a good genie
@AccursedSavior
@AccursedSavior 4 года назад
"A GOOD GENIE NOT A MEANIE" And the Academy Award for Best Original Song goes to...
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
“A GOOD GENIE NOT A MEANIE”! *Everybody clapping*
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад
I respect your vote but I'm going to have to go with TEA FOR YOU AND ME TIIIIIIIME
@doormantdarner7815
@doormantdarner7815 3 года назад
@@blaisetelfer8499 Imma let you finish but “VERY VERY LOVELY MORNING IN CHINA” was one of the best songs of all time
@EpicCoolGuy21
@EpicCoolGuy21 4 года назад
“So what are we, some kind of Disney live-action remake?”
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
Some kind of lion king?
@coremitsi922
@coremitsi922 4 года назад
You can hear the depression in his voice.
@savannahlevy97
@savannahlevy97 4 года назад
he's given up.
@datguy9408
@datguy9408 4 года назад
Will Smith or Ralph?
@12Daniel34
@12Daniel34 4 года назад
@@datguy9408 lol i had the same question
@titaniumcranium5840
@titaniumcranium5840 4 года назад
When doesn't he sound depressed
@DerAnanasKing
@DerAnanasKing 4 года назад
these live action remakes are the Abyss, Nietzsche was talking about.
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 4 года назад
I can't believe that guy from RU-vid Rewind is in a movie.
@zcurridor_q_r_td680
@zcurridor_q_r_td680 4 года назад
its rewind time
@Thealseie
@Thealseie 4 года назад
Yuuuh
@srslydoatm9251
@srslydoatm9251 4 года назад
Hey I remember you! You and Justin Y are everywhere!
@emelizabeth7267
@emelizabeth7267 4 года назад
Ah, ya beat me to it hahaha
@BillyNunez2
@BillyNunez2 4 года назад
D'AAAAH
@urunclesam1659
@urunclesam1659 4 года назад
“Just cause the camera’s doing a 360 around the characters and she has tears in her eyes and she’s yelling doesn’t mean it’s dramatic” are the truest words I’ve ever heard
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
But there’s very sad piano music playing in the background.
@Sam-qc6sz
@Sam-qc6sz 3 года назад
@@PViolety And the best line of the film is ''I don't want to lose you''
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 3 года назад
That's exactly how Michael Bay tries to film "emotional" scenes.
@domantasdziakonis9629
@domantasdziakonis9629 3 года назад
If those r the truest words you've ever heard you live a sad life my friend. I feel bad for you. Reach out if you want to talk. I don't like people living a sad life..
@BucketOfFuk
@BucketOfFuk 2 года назад
@@domantasdziakonis9629 What is joke and hyperbole
@spiritofafeather8486
@spiritofafeather8486 4 года назад
“It’s got Will Smith in it.” *War flashbacks of Shark Tale*
@thatguyintherain3168
@thatguyintherain3168 3 года назад
That movie makes me want to commit ritual Hara-Kiri. I’m ashamed to have watched it.
@balabanasireti
@balabanasireti 3 года назад
I know that this is going to sound whiny but I hate how popular that film is.
@CakeJamara
@CakeJamara 4 года назад
Ralph's just trying to ignore that Disney is remaking ralphthemoviemaker in full CGI for a 2020 release
@dionotdio
@dionotdio 4 года назад
Wait so when did the original come out?
@GoldenPickaxe
@GoldenPickaxe 4 года назад
we have the technology
@redfive1300
@redfive1300 4 года назад
Now with Ralph shooting first while shouting, “Maclunkey!”
@gnarlin4964
@gnarlin4964 4 года назад
Ralph's the key to all this, if we get Ralph working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had.
@WTKB82
@WTKB82 4 года назад
PlAyed by Paul giamatti
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад
*Aladdin:* CAN YOU JUST MAKE ME A PRINCE? *Genie:* _DO YOU MEAN -- A FRESH PRINCE?_
@Sarahonwheels
@Sarahonwheels 4 года назад
I love that you reused your comment from the cinemasins Aladdin (2019) for this video. Because it's what Disney does now.
@papayer
@papayer 4 года назад
He did? OMG I remember when he did that. Here have 5 billion US dollars so I can read your comment again
@PaytonsOwnProductions
@PaytonsOwnProductions 4 года назад
Missed opportunity
@Sarahonwheels
@Sarahonwheels 4 года назад
@@papayer i will gladly take your money
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 4 года назад
Fresh Prince of Bell-end
@guldmattbb473
@guldmattbb473 4 года назад
Honestly, the biggest problem I have with this film comes down to how they changed the characters to try and make them more ‘fleshed out’, when it really didn’t fit the plot. Jasmine now wanting to be the Sultan over her original desire to just be free from the restraints of the palace now makes her relationship with Aladdin just an afterthought. In the original, they both talked about how they felt trapped, and the connection they share over their mutuality. It was beautiful, because you saw how being rich didn’t make Jasmine any more happy than Aladdin. There’s no real reason for her and him to fall in love in this movie outside of ‘because that’s what the story is about’. It also takes away from a Whole New World. The whole reason this scene is great is because Aladdin essentially gives Jasmine what she wants. A chance to see the world, and experience what she never could. It’s what made him different than the other suitors, who could only offer her what she already had. Again, this film is more concerned with making Jasmine’s motivations about being sultan, so this scene comes off as utterly pointless. Or, hell, even the scene that led to them meeting in the first place doesn’t work. Jasmine gives a boy an apple from a cart and doesn’t know you have to pay for them. In the original movie, this was understandable since she had never left the castle walls before, so it made sense. Here, you’re telling me she’s snuck out of the palace before, AND claims to know/care about Agrabah’s people than anyone else, yet she doesn’t know basic things about how their system works? How is she qualified to be Sultan, again? Or Jafar. In the original, he was a twisted man that was well-trusted in the palace by everyone. But here, he’s an insecure little bitch that isn’t intimidating in the least. The head of the guard doesn’t trust him, the Sultan barely seems to trust him, and Aladdin as Prince Ali knows Jafar was the one that betrayed him, yet they do nothing and allow him to be in such a high position of leadership in the palace. None of the guards questioned Jafar ordering them to kill Prince Ali, yet they supposedly already know he’s not exactly trustworthy. In the original, them just blindly following his orders made sense. They had no reason to be suspicious of him. It made him so much more mysterious and vicious, whereas now he’s just some insecure guy that no one trusts anyway. It makes everyone in the palace seem stupid. And lastly, Aladdin. The movie spends so much more time trying and failing to flesh out other characters like Jasmine’s handmaiden or the royal guard that they forget to give the protagonist of the film any character. If anything, they instead take away from what they had on him. Him stealing bread in the beginning, for example, was important because he only steals the bare essentials. We see he only does it to survive, which also shows us, based on the guards’ reactions, that the very law that’s supposed to be protecting them is strict and more harmful than helpful. In this film, however, they’re way more justified, since he’s stealing possessions, rather than necessities. So he goes from being a clever and likeable street rat that just wants to survive, to a bland thief that the movie keeps insisting has more to him. They throw the entire point of the movie, that the only differences between Aladdin and Jasmine is essentially just a flawed class system, away for the sake of elements that don’t even end up servicing the movie well. Those are my two cents, at least.
@bonzibuddy956
@bonzibuddy956 4 года назад
Thank you so much for writing this. Seeing a clean comparison of everything wrong with this focus-tested piece of crap is so satisfying.
@lindseymcqueen4053
@lindseymcqueen4053 4 года назад
This comment was so entertaining to read and very well thought out. It honestly feels better than the video itself.
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
Another issue I have with the way the remake did Jasmine's character is that in the original, she felt lonely and didn't have any human friends (I emphasize the word "human" because the movie even pointed that out very clearly when she was telling her father about never having any friends to talk to or spend time with the exception of Rajah, who's her pet tiger). Therefore, her desire to be outside of the palace felt very genuine and made sense as to why she would want to leave it. Here in the remake, she has her handmaiden that she talks to on a regular basis, so she's not all that lonely and her wanting to leave the palace doesn't feel as natural as it did in the original.
@katguthrie7656
@katguthrie7656 4 года назад
had to pause the video to read this comment because YES! This is what's so frustrating about this movie, beyond everything Ralph says, the actual story is missing. Everything else, from the camera work to the costumes could begrudgingly be forgiven, but they didn't even sit down and make sure the plot still made sense. The characters in this movie can only be understood because of their shadows of their original counterparts. Everything they added to the extending cast was only to appease modern customers in the most hallow of fashions. And like in their live action Beauty and the Beast they did this super frustrating thing trying to, like, fix the criticism given to Disney princesses of being weak and whatever. Instead of heeding to any of that criticism when concerning how they would approach her character, they gave her a flashy song and made her king. (The more correct term for her probably would've Sultana but that's neither here nor there considering the country is made up and just a paper mache of different cultures) Anyway though i appreciated your review, characters motives and choices are the foundation of a story and they just threw them away here because they had the luxury of an audience that already knew the characters, it's disgusting.
@nerdyravenclaw4325
@nerdyravenclaw4325 4 года назад
That's a lot of words, but yes
@MalleusSemperVictor
@MalleusSemperVictor 4 года назад
This movie made me realize how much I miss Robin Williams.
@borgue
@borgue 4 года назад
He was never in your life. Replay his movies and shut the fuck up, auto-pilot brain.
@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN 4 года назад
@@borgue Who hurt you?
@weebyboi620
@weebyboi620 4 года назад
B stfu bitch
@bencoleman2203
@bencoleman2203 4 года назад
B what the fuck is wrong with you?
@danielpadilla6865
@danielpadilla6865 4 года назад
@@borgue r/gatekeeping
@lexikz2404
@lexikz2404 4 года назад
Tales of 1001 Arabian nights begins with the lines: "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy"
@johnsun945
@johnsun945 4 года назад
Lexikz you mean he didn’t look like drake bell?
@thecolourfulpill
@thecolourfulpill 4 года назад
@@johnsun945 You know, in the story Alladin was Chinese.
@OffSatan
@OffSatan 4 года назад
@@thecolourfulpill I second that, the story is not even one of the original stories from 1001 arabian nights. It was added to the colection later by translator Antoine Galland who actualy wrote that it was sett in a city in china, though there is speculation wether or not this was part of the original folk tale.
@thecolourfulpill
@thecolourfulpill 4 года назад
@@OffSatan Oh, this is a lot of cool information I didn't know about!
@nukiradio
@nukiradio 4 года назад
Dont you know that Aladdin is short for Xia Lao Ding
@untamedtf2
@untamedtf2 4 года назад
Why does the Chinese version of Aladdin look like a broke version of Drake Bell...
@Darisprites
@Darisprites 4 года назад
Drake Bell is already becoming a broke version of Drake Bell
@goodfellow9607
@goodfellow9607 4 года назад
Wait, that wasn’t Drake Bell?
@slandgkearth
@slandgkearth 4 года назад
@@Darisprites mexicans saved his ass from being fully broke lol, he is like a meme in latam too.
@winterv.4715
@winterv.4715 4 года назад
You talking about Drake “The Coolest Cool Guy” Bell?
@EthanBradburyVlogs
@EthanBradburyVlogs 4 года назад
@@Darisprites he isnt broke dumbfuck
@SongbirdAlom
@SongbirdAlom 2 года назад
“No wonder kids don’t want to see movies anymore.” That’s such a simple but loaded line that holds so much truth.
@HubCityMan
@HubCityMan 3 месяца назад
Damn that was a good meal... I really want some chocolate now... Wish my foodstamps would kick on..
@annie7716
@annie7716 4 года назад
"A classic is born!" has the same energy as "The dead speak!"
@cthulhuhoops
@cthulhuhoops 3 года назад
GOD tros is such shit
@someguy5988
@someguy5988 4 года назад
Love how they included an empowering song for Jasmine as she's pulled away by guards.
@alexchavez2550
@alexchavez2550 4 года назад
some guy That took me out so fast and fucked the pacing so bad when I saw that
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 4 года назад
I R O N I C
@Thatonegirl989
@Thatonegirl989 4 года назад
Jake K exactly! I hate when movies try to tell us when someone is strong and independent instead of just showing us.
@luckysevens6852
@luckysevens6852 4 года назад
To be fair, she was the only one in the movie who could actually sing.
@winterv.4715
@winterv.4715 4 года назад
Also, the guards got snapped from existence
@chain12bb
@chain12bb 4 года назад
That “good genie not a meanie” film was probrably better than the 2019 version
@crabmachine858
@crabmachine858 4 года назад
That movie has to be at least more interesting than the 2019 Aladdin. I think it's better for a movie to be bad rather than just mediocre.
@juancosta7162
@juancosta7162 4 года назад
Good genie not a panini
@macafromthewired
@macafromthewired 4 года назад
@@crabmachine858 it is it's fucking hilarious
@Shift_Salt
@Shift_Salt 4 года назад
@@crabmachine858 For sure a more intriguing film.
@JJvideoman
@JJvideoman 4 года назад
I don't understand the modern scapegoat of: "its made for kids!" Some of the great kids movies have subtle adult elements to appeal to the FAMILY. Toy Story is a perfect example. My kids enjoy it and so can I. I enjoyd it when I was a kid and my parents did too. It used to be a selling point "great for kids and parents". Now they act like the rules have changed lol
@THEPELADOMASTER
@THEPELADOMASTER 4 года назад
You can find that kind of argument all over the place, in any topic of conversation. There always a line that some idiot says to justify something and avoid criticism of said thing. Just because it's made for kids doesn't mean that it has to be a piece of fucking shit! Just because it's for kids it isn't exempt of criticism! If something is shit, it's gonna be shit no matter the fucking target audience. It's such a non-argument, like the typical "well why don't you do better?" Just because I can't make something it doesn't mean I can't criticize it when it's shit. I hate that, and I'm tired of it
@samuelmercier3635
@samuelmercier3635 4 года назад
And also, isn't childhood the time where you forge your tastes? How can you enjoy film as an art form if all you saw is schlock like minions and these remakes all of your childhood? Children films should respect children, not pander to them. This argument is so backwards
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 4 года назад
Ask Freddie Prinze, Jr. I suppose.
@tortatorta2974
@tortatorta2974 4 года назад
Avatar the last airbender is one of the most appreciated cartoons of all time, by kids & adults alike
@BradenBest
@BradenBest 4 года назад
"it's made for kids" is kind of an insult to kids tbh. Like, just because their brains don't yet have the ability to perform advanced abstract reasoning, they don't deserve good quality? Just because they can't articulate themselves like an adult doesn't mean they are uncritical. Wanna know what happens if you play complex music for your kid from age 0 to age 5? They become a better musician than you. They develop music as part of their native language. Perfect pitch. Like an autistic savant, they can listen to a chord and pick out every single note being played. A musician named Rick Beato actually did this with his son. On the contrary, the more complex a piece of kids' media is, whether it's a toy, music, a movie, etc, the better it actually is for kids. Kids are like sponges that soak up information. So don't saturate them with garbage.
@DJtheMJ
@DJtheMJ 3 года назад
Jafar's actor kind of looks like that quiet office worker who goes on a rampage suddenly after someone got his coffee wrong for the last time. This film is just the aftermath.
@infintittie
@infintittie 4 года назад
Will Smith's genie looks like a Snapchat filter.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 4 года назад
Ralph as Zack Snyder looked better than him.
@heckingbamboozled8097
@heckingbamboozled8097 4 года назад
@FernAce "Ralph as Zack Snyder..." I'm not sure I remember this. I DO remember that one time Zack Snyder actually came onto the channel, but I'm pretty certain Ralph wouldn't stoop so low as to mock a director by pretending to be him with a cheap filter.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 4 года назад
Hecking Bamboozled Yes, you’re right, how could I be so foolish? I forgot that that was the *real* Zack Snyder.
@Not_Soundwave
@Not_Soundwave 4 года назад
"A classic is born!" -someone who's either been paid, lost their damn mind, or both
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад
*A classic is remade
@radarlovedr
@radarlovedr 4 года назад
Most likely not even a real person. Just a made up sentence by an intern.
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 4 года назад
The latter. Some people just have "bad" taste.
@Cosmic_Cretin
@Cosmic_Cretin 4 года назад
Maybe they just jacked that quote from the original
@kinhamid9665
@kinhamid9665 4 года назад
I'd go with being held hostage
@saladbucket2528
@saladbucket2528 4 года назад
It’s not even for the kids, really. This is just how Disney extends their copyrights, and it’s why they’re remaking even the most obscure movies. They were the ones who pushed to get copyright protections extended as far as they already are, so now by remaking literally everything they’ve ever owned they can keep those characters locked up for another several decades.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 года назад
It seems that you're correct and despite not knowing everything about copyright laws I can definitely see that some of the remakes were due for their 28 years reconstructive surgeries...
@Jabukama
@Jabukama 4 года назад
As a person who knows copyright law this is FALSE. When the Alladin animated film goes into public domain this film will have no impact. Though any creative changes the live action made to the orginal animated film will still be under copyright. Its like the Wizard of Oz. The book is in the public domain. However the MGM film is not. So any creative changes the film made to the book i.e. changing the silver slippers to ruby slippers is still copyrightable, but the story and characters (and the silver slippers) in the book are in the public domain.
@willlyon7129
@willlyon7129 4 года назад
Need I remind you these movies are based on preexisting stories from the public domain, that they simplified, sanitized, and bastardized to make them kid friendly.
@AshKetchup123
@AshKetchup123 4 года назад
capitalism needs to leave art alone, it always goes to shit when companies get too greedy and heavy handed
@Backtothezack
@Backtothezack 4 года назад
False, almost every classic disney film is based on stories in the public domain. They can be used by anyone. Not just Disney. You just can’t steal the creative liberties taken by Disney where it’s obvious they changed it for their story.
@rogerebertjr.
@rogerebertjr. 4 года назад
"I have never once called a master a friend." "You ain't never had a friend like me."
@cookiemocher388
@cookiemocher388 3 года назад
Yeah, and he just MET him
@Rugops42
@Rugops42 4 года назад
When they gonna do a live action Hercules get Devito back to play Hercules
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
Onesie Directionless If this happens, I imagine that Hercules in the remake will sing “Go the Distance” but only walks one mile.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 4 года назад
*Danny Devito in Mr. Tumnus legs*
@MRWhoreoscope
@MRWhoreoscope 4 года назад
I would watch it for a severely CGI Danny Devito.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 4 года назад
@@MRWhoreoscope no Danny devito has no CGI, its just prosthetics, and whenever he trips its kept in
@MRWhoreoscope
@MRWhoreoscope 4 года назад
@@PointsofData Genious. They'll say it's improve.
@brendan5723
@brendan5723 4 года назад
Disney is gonna end up making a animated version of the live-action version.
@JustABroom
@JustABroom 4 года назад
They should make an animated version of the 2019 Lion King.
@BandTiguysChannel
@BandTiguysChannel 4 года назад
@@JustABroom But the 2019 Lion King is already the animated version of the 2019 Lion King
@SwagBroPlays
@SwagBroPlays 4 года назад
Literally reprinting their own dolla bills
@freyastuchbery7130
@freyastuchbery7130 4 года назад
We can go *further.*
@JustABroom
@JustABroom 4 года назад
@@BandTiguysChannel Joke.
@frankwest5388
@frankwest5388 4 года назад
Remember when in the original movie that sleezy merchant who narratetes the story? It has been confirmed that he is the Genie in a human form. It blowed everyones mind, because the hints were suptle but clearly there. How do we remake that scene? Put Will Smith on a boat. What a twist!
@troybonner91
@troybonner91 4 года назад
Did Jafar really just say "PARROT, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!". It's like Disney isn't even trying anymore...
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад
He addresses him as "parrot"; was his name not even Iago in this version?
@madduxnagel6935
@madduxnagel6935 3 месяца назад
I don’t recall if Jafar even says his name. And he barely speaks AT ALL in the film. He basically just runs errands for him and that’s it. What an insult to the hilarity Gilbert Gottfried brought to the role
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад
When live action Simba yelled "Nooo!" when Mufasa was killed, it just looked like a kitten meowing and all I could say was "D'aww!" How am I supposed to take that movie seriously? I don't want to see a nature documentary turned into a musical...unless it's narrated by David Attenborough.
@QueenOfPessimism
@QueenOfPessimism 4 года назад
Fluffymiyster our theater laughed.
@thallesregis
@thallesregis 4 года назад
@@QueenOfPessimism I just saw that for the first time here and lost my breath laughing. Jesus, how did they make that scene so tone-deaf compared to the original.
@michaelvessel4604
@michaelvessel4604 4 года назад
Disney managed to turn one of their most heartbreaking and traumatizing moments into something laughable... just think about that for a second.
@FercPolo
@FercPolo 4 года назад
Scar didn't even grab Mufasa's claws, he slaps his face. There's no way to match Jeremy Irons voice timbre, why cast ANYONE but him in the Scar role?
@Not_Soundwave
@Not_Soundwave 4 года назад
I did a side-by-side of the 3D and 2D scene. Literally the biggest problem is that the animators did not animate emotion. 2D Simba's looking down his nose, his body stiff, jaw hanging; he's *petrified.* 3D Simba's... looking like my antisocial cat when my dog tries to play with her. And I heard the reason that a lot of animators hated this movie because of the reason that there's no emotion. $260 million, you can't make a hyper-realistic 3D model crack a smile? Lord, I hope this remake season is over by the next decade.
@korhonenmikko
@korhonenmikko 4 года назад
That Jasmin power ballad scene sounds and looks like a Eurovision song
@КГБКолДжорджКостанца
Like an Israeli Eurovision song, i'd reject it
@legoharry100
@legoharry100 4 года назад
The fact that people started disappearing around her made me think she had gained Thanos powers and I started laughing hysterically during what was supposed to be a powerful scene.
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
“One swing! Ahead of the Sweuord!”
@dickcheesemcgee6978
@dickcheesemcgee6978 4 года назад
Dad gum Canadians
@wilbourke4188
@wilbourke4188 4 года назад
*2019 Aladdin* I want the real Aladdin. *1992 Aladdin* I said the real Aladdin. *Disney Channel Aladdin* Perfection.
@wilbourke4188
@wilbourke4188 3 года назад
Skamacho trust me, it’s more creative than that shitty Lion King “remake” and all those other shitty upcoming remakes, to sadly come!
@victorcapote7376
@victorcapote7376 3 года назад
I swear if they make a live-action movie about Treasure Planet, then I will be scarred for life and hate Disney with a passion. I will miss what Disney once was, and not where it is going and what it will be.
@MrMarker8050
@MrMarker8050 4 года назад
I haven't seen this movie. "This is Jasmine's friend, Will Smith's genie's love interest." I shouted *WHY!?*
@klg9549
@klg9549 4 года назад
Yep. She's the lady in the beginning with human-looking-Genie. They had kids. Not that Genie shouldn't have any, but it's a bit much to stuff into what should be Aladdin's story.
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад
The new Terminator gave the T-800, sorry I mean "Carl", a wife and kid, too. I guess studios everywhere decided that non-human supporting characters from their old movies needed to settle down.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 4 года назад
Life is pain, I hate- *Unnecessary love interests*
@quincycarra9107
@quincycarra9107 4 года назад
How is the audience supposed to relate to the magical blue gas genie man if he doesn't have a love interest and a family?
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 4 года назад
I guess they were trying to make the genie's transition to freedom more believable, which is something weird about the original, there's no real indication of how he could be free other than the vague insinuation that the guy who sings Arabian Nights in the beginning might be the free genie. It's not a necessary change or an improvement, but it's a decent way of changing up the story a little. I grant that it is a little weird.
@thesawkman2912
@thesawkman2912 4 года назад
This movie would've been significantly more enjoyable had they cast Shaq as Genie.
@isaigutierrez1617
@isaigutierrez1617 4 года назад
And casting DaBrat as Jasmine
@diplomatG
@diplomatG 4 года назад
Facts
@AnnoyingMystery
@AnnoyingMystery 4 года назад
Or the dude who played the genie in the broadway version of it
@thepretentiousplayer4017
@thepretentiousplayer4017 4 года назад
No, the rock would have been the best
@knightofoctober
@knightofoctober 4 года назад
*Kazaam wants to know your location*
@Ovara343
@Ovara343 Год назад
God damn the genuine heartbreak when he said "It's all we DO now. It's...really sad. It's really sad that this is what does well" really fuckin' hit me. I'm with ya Ralph.
@MrNight78
@MrNight78 3 года назад
"I'm a genie! Not a meanie!" I'm in fucking tears.
@joshuabrien2970
@joshuabrien2970 4 года назад
The remake somehow looks exspensive and cheap at the same time
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
ABUUU NO-
@cyrus2395
@cyrus2395 4 года назад
Honestly I wanted him to review the Disney Channel movie. What a tease.
@arnold20139
@arnold20139 4 года назад
I never heard of the Disney Channel live action Aladdin. And wow, those clips hurt.
@chuckbatman5
@chuckbatman5 4 года назад
@@arnold20139 it unironically looks like a high school theater production
@lemmygrad5425
@lemmygrad5425 4 года назад
Coolman Hahn I tried looking it up But I couldn’t find the Disney channel movie...
@peanut7650
@peanut7650 2 года назад
I love when Aladdin smacks Donkey in the face
@justintruong4837
@justintruong4837 4 года назад
"and then they'll get G-Dragon to be the genie", i wheezed.
@lunalluna9401
@lunalluna9401 3 года назад
I thought I heard it wrong lol
@terriblechristianmovies3814
@terriblechristianmovies3814 4 года назад
Will Smith has become that “Hello there fellow kids” meme in real life.
@chuckbatman5
@chuckbatman5 4 года назад
If you've ever seen any of his social media posts on Instagram/RU-vid/wherever, they are the most pandering manufactured "hello fellow kids" content I think I've ever seen. They're almost funny for how surreally awkward and out-of-touch they are
@terriblechristianmovies3814
@terriblechristianmovies3814 4 года назад
Coolman Hahn I have only seen his RU-vid and it’s soooo out of touch and cringy
@chuckbatman5
@chuckbatman5 4 года назад
@@terriblechristianmovies3814 I had a friend send me something from his Instagram and it was even worse, I really wanted to tell off my friend because just why on Earth would he enjoy this
@crabmachine858
@crabmachine858 4 года назад
Will Smith is like Adam Sandler. He doesn't care about acting, he just likes money, so he'll do whatever his agent tells him to.
@terriblechristianmovies3814
@terriblechristianmovies3814 4 года назад
Coolman Hahn I think if you had told your friend off, it would have been justified.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 4 года назад
I can’t wait to take my kids to the live action frozen movie
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 4 года назад
Hey, i recognize you from uncle jobels comment section
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 4 года назад
But will they use real snow or CGI snow? I have so few questions!
@ackrien9630
@ackrien9630 4 года назад
Hey i know you from McDonalds
@vertical6866
@vertical6866 4 года назад
same
@wp6007
@wp6007 4 года назад
This is comment of the year.
@HowdyItsVic
@HowdyItsVic 3 года назад
The actor for Jafar looks like he's being held at gunpoint
@Big_Finger_Jim
@Big_Finger_Jim 4 года назад
I love how Scar bitch slaps Mufasa and he just lets go of the rock
@American-Ghoul
@American-Ghoul 4 года назад
"There's no heart" - that's pretty much Disney now. No heart, no soul. Disney is just a hollowed out shell of what it use to be.
@Hotwopper
@Hotwopper 4 года назад
Why try to do something creative when people will watch anything you did before, but in 3d (with Will Smith too why not)
@vinylguy6453
@vinylguy6453 4 года назад
I don’t think it’s fair to say that all of Disney is like this, there’s definitely segments and studios that still care. Obviously it isn’t the live action division
@lundojelding9727
@lundojelding9727 4 года назад
Most big companies/studios/websites are like that nowadays tbh
@crabmachine858
@crabmachine858 4 года назад
King Toast The only difference is that Disney is practically a monopoly at this point.
@timmygardner2358
@timmygardner2358 4 года назад
are you surprised that the multi-billion dollar, multinational media conglomerate founded by a ruthless anti-semitic fascist sympathizer would turn out "soulless"? really? REALLY?
@Everik-ct6pg
@Everik-ct6pg 4 года назад
Fun fact: Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was the movie that started the modern live action remake trend. Coincidentally, the original version was the Disney movie that Walt Disney hated the most, and he considered it his biggest mistake.
@tvfrank57
@tvfrank57 4 года назад
The original Alice in Wonderland is my favorite out of the original Disney movies lol
@gristlyknave831
@gristlyknave831 4 года назад
I don’t like the original one either
@nootnewt9323
@nootnewt9323 4 года назад
That’s legit one of my favorite movies lol
@manospondylus4896
@manospondylus4896 4 года назад
Signal Fire I never knew that. Why exactly did he hate it?
@Everik-ct6pg
@Everik-ct6pg 4 года назад
@@manospondylus4896 mostly because it was a massive failure when it released, nobody liked the movie back then.
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
“That’s unclear, I don’t know I hit a deer, let me drink a beer.” - Dr. Sepe
@drangelice
@drangelice 4 года назад
Will smith didn’t need to be auto tuned . He’s a decent singer already.
@handsdowntoo7150
@handsdowntoo7150 4 года назад
That's one of the most baffling parts of the movie. Why would you hire someone who is known for a very specific style of singing, then auto-tune him and tell him to copy Robin Williams! Will Smith will never be a Robin Williams, so he should have been allowed to add his own flair to the character.
@IronFreakV
@IronFreakV 4 года назад
But if they auto tune him he doesn't have to try! Genius! Remember Paige O'Hara? She was only in one movie ever and became known for her incredible voice? And then Emma Watson plays her role in the remake and she sounds like fucking Hatsune Miku?
@rhodopisdenile8977
@rhodopisdenile8977 4 года назад
They really should of tried to make a new genie that’s not really like robins Maybe instead of making him goofy and do impressions he is legitimately cool and the kinda guy you could party with and would hook you up with a chick
@catcher881
@catcher881 4 года назад
As Sideways said, the autotune in these remakes' music makes them sound so perfect and clean that it strips away any potential character the actors put in their performance.
@royalblanket
@royalblanket 4 года назад
@@IronFreakV actually, hatsune miku sounds good, have you seen freely tomorrow?
@SteveJobbed
@SteveJobbed 4 года назад
Ralph’s about to get “Taken Downtown” by two Disney executives
@zcurridor_q_r_td680
@zcurridor_q_r_td680 4 года назад
and macon in the back seat with him
@ianbeach23
@ianbeach23 4 года назад
Steve Johnston Disney's already got him on their hit-list thanks to the Marvel commentary.
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 4 года назад
Jasmines song is them trying to do Let It Go again but in Aladdin
@klg9549
@klg9549 4 года назад
How the Disney remakes handle female characters is them basically trying to address every idiotic feminist Buzzfeed article written by people who can't even remember the originals.
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 4 года назад
What bothers me is it looks like they took out her “I’m quick learner” moment where she jumps over to the other building without Aladdin’s help. I mean that was an actually strong moment for her. That’s when she showed us she wasn’t just a princess she was also smart. Why did they take that away from her? For that crappy song?
@klg9549
@klg9549 4 года назад
@@MamaMOB It's silly. I've heard about how they butchered Cinderella and Belle as well. A "strong" female character doesn't have to be literal, but they throw this modern stuff in to try to appease them.
@blissfulinsomniac5711
@blissfulinsomniac5711 4 года назад
@@klg9549 Yes, it's stupid, because the original Jasmine was smart (i.e.; faking out Jafar). They could have left her as is, and it would have been great.
@unblorbosyourshows9635
@unblorbosyourshows9635 4 года назад
@@klg9549 Most feminists really fucking hate what Disney is doing with their female characters now, so blaming them is pointless. They're trying hard to pander to them but they just suck so much at writting or actually changing something meaningful that people are even more pissed about it.
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
Will the next Disney movie be bad? “It is unclearuh.”
@NemoK
@NemoK 2 года назад
"Will Smith, he's clean and perfect and is only in the best family films." well that aged like milk
@AI-zd8sl
@AI-zd8sl 4 года назад
This reminds me how the creators of Aladdin mentioned how Genie was made FOR Robin Williams rather then the other way around.
@AdrianCelsiusTepes
@AdrianCelsiusTepes 4 года назад
Well since Will Smith is mainly good at playing Will Smith, it wouldn’t have been a bad idea to specifically make the role suited to him.
@casmourde
@casmourde 4 года назад
My theatre teacher called this movie "A masterpiece of cinema" and "A revolutionary new step in art" and I dont know if I want that woman to teach me anymore
@Fragar212
@Fragar212 4 года назад
Everyone has a right to their opinion....but boy is that a shit opinion
@marshallzane7735
@marshallzane7735 4 года назад
She’s an immoral person
@cannedgoodness9633
@cannedgoodness9633 4 года назад
Are you sure Disney don't own your school too
@ladyirisbits9793
@ladyirisbits9793 4 года назад
Just punch her
@RinLockhart
@RinLockhart 4 года назад
She's sucking that sweet Disney teet.
@dametreush319
@dametreush319 4 года назад
“Things are unraveling fast” “Get it, because it’s a carpet”😂😂😂 Ralph is so underrated
@GhostStealth590
@GhostStealth590 4 года назад
In all seriousness. Live-action loses so much magic animation achieves, especially when they ALREADY HAVE an animated form of the entity. There seems to be a rising movement of anti-animation people, and I’m unsure why. Animation brings so much more than what real life can bring.
@bootswithdafurr
@bootswithdafurr 4 года назад
I genuinely thought that was drake bell in that low budget aladdin.
@rachael1090
@rachael1090 4 года назад
Would have been an improvement
@rebeccajohnson7599
@rebeccajohnson7599 4 года назад
Me too😆
@user-kx3bx7lv4i
@user-kx3bx7lv4i 4 года назад
Ralph sounds realy tired and depressed in this one, hope he's alright
@asdeathstalksyou2
@asdeathstalksyou2 4 года назад
He probably just got baked in order to get through this dumpster fire
@dubiousdeliquite6641
@dubiousdeliquite6641 4 года назад
Никита Губанов this movie is pretty depressing to think about considering where disneys gone
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024 4 года назад
@@asdeathstalksyou2 lol yeah he does look kinda stoney
@FriedHeggis
@FriedHeggis 4 года назад
It's already been a while since I noticed he sounds like this. I too hope it's all ok.
@kwizatzhannahrach
@kwizatzhannahrach 4 года назад
Привет)))
@MagicalKittyLen
@MagicalKittyLen 4 года назад
I just want them to hire people that can actually sing in these remakes. Like, damn. The autotune hurts.
@samland9570
@samland9570 4 года назад
“Like it’s a toothpaste factory” Nice Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference.
@runningcommentary2125
@runningcommentary2125 4 года назад
That Winnie the Pooh movie looks like an arthouse horror movie about a pagan cult.
@mag866
@mag866 4 года назад
Best comment i’ve seen all year
@pocketsesmcflurry2146
@pocketsesmcflurry2146 4 года назад
It ends with Christopher Robin being burned alive in a disembowelled Winnie the Pooh because his girlfriend got crowned May Queen
@seattlefunevents7821
@seattlefunevents7821 4 года назад
The VVinnie
@kingbash6466
@kingbash6466 4 года назад
People: We want more original movies. Disney: YAAAAA, IT’S REWIND TIME!
@Chronicpatchkids
@Chronicpatchkids 4 года назад
King Bash do people truly want original movies when their remakes keep making a billion? That tells me they want these shitty remakes
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 4 года назад
People don't care is the sad truth
@amanms1999
@amanms1999 4 года назад
@@Chronicpatchkids sadly, that's not what people want
@MrNickyDalenz
@MrNickyDalenz 4 года назад
Gimme somea dat markass brownie!
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
@PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 года назад
OH THAT'S HOT, THAT'S HOT
@noalruzanders
@noalruzanders 4 года назад
I feel like the biggest problem with the live action remakes, is that one cannot produce the same feelings, emotions, and life in a real, physical setting with CG like you can with 2d animation.
@cookiemocher388
@cookiemocher388 2 года назад
You can produce emotion but when it comes to the cartoony elements you can't do it in the same way
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 4 года назад
disney wont stop this until the mainstream stops paying, which may actualy just never happen, becuase the mainstreams standards are awful, this really sucks.
@cookiemocher388
@cookiemocher388 2 года назад
Not nessisarally, people will get tired of the live action remakes eventually
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 2 года назад
@@cookiemocher388 i hope so my good man.
@BucketOfFuk
@BucketOfFuk 2 года назад
@@shardinhand1243 They better or I'll make them. I jest but I have a feeling that it's gonna be soon given how Mulan bombed
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 2 года назад
@@BucketOfFuk disney has been lossing support, they may be forced to change if only to safe them selves from backruptcy.
@xandermin
@xandermin 4 года назад
they should've just outsourced the whole thing to bollywood
@b.collins2656
@b.collins2656 4 года назад
real talk a bollywood remake would've been way more fun than this because they love doing crazy bombastic shit in their movies, so it's always entertaining
@brainman67
@brainman67 4 года назад
@@b.collins2656 you are right
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 4 года назад
That would have been amazing x
@mahanubhavs9980
@mahanubhavs9980 4 года назад
Go one step further and outsource it to Tollywood(South India)
@ismaellovera4767
@ismaellovera4767 4 года назад
Dotty Paige yeah but that would require effort and Disney doesn’t like that nowadays
@Chronicpatchkids
@Chronicpatchkids 4 года назад
Disney has no respect for their own animated classics and neither do the people that support these remakes
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
I notice they’re only remaking all of their 2D movies while the CGI ones are safe. It’s 2D that still continues to be disrespected.
@YellowTwerker
@YellowTwerker 4 года назад
Lauren210 they should remake a 2D version of Pixar movies
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
YellowTwerker Pixar has always been known as a studio that does solely CGI and were the pioneers of that with the first Toy Story, so leave them with CGI. Disney and Dreamworks, on the other hand, should do both 2D and CGI, which I would have preferred rather than ditching 2D all together. I miss 2D so much.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 4 года назад
Lauren210 Currently, the only things Disney makes in 2D animation are relegated to their TV series and shorts. Other than that they’ve done next to nothing for the past few years. Shame.
@muffinfleet3147
@muffinfleet3147 4 года назад
G Dragon as the genie would be a spectacle at least
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
“Winds from the east, and the suns from the west.” I can’t stop smiling from this line
@sierrac8454
@sierrac8454 4 года назад
“Goes into slow motion like I’m watching a Zack Snyder movie”.... or a Guy Ritchie movie! oh wait..
@babelKONI
@babelKONI 4 года назад
The whole thing looks like it's covered with a smokescreen.
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
Actually worse than 2019 Lion King
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 3 года назад
I especially like that Smith's CGI body changes size and "'roidi-ness" between scenes. Top notch work, Disney!
@bb-ih9hg
@bb-ih9hg 2 года назад
This should have been the reason Will was blocked from the Oscars.
@johnnywc99
@johnnywc99 4 года назад
This movie feels like a Lifetime Original Movie that they threw into theatres
@SmoothCriminal12
@SmoothCriminal12 4 года назад
As bad as Lifetime films are, don't you dare compare this shit stain to them. They at least have some sort of so bad it's good value to them.
@LaTigerGenesis
@LaTigerGenesis 4 года назад
They keep getting worse because the Remake-a-tron is running low on toner
@tadpolegaming4510
@tadpolegaming4510 4 года назад
No, it's running out of magenta Or it's because machines don't understand what makes a good movie
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 4 года назад
TadpoleGaming If only there were a way to translate human emotions into numbers. Hmm... I guess the mathematical formula for a comedy would be, “Loud+repeated action+random=funny”. “Reference” can also be added for extra funny.
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 4 года назад
@@PanzerPlant you just reminded me of an idea I had for an AI disguised as a run of the mill first person shooter but slowly devolves into a horror game as the AI learns how to scare you.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 4 года назад
Ace Ambling Nice
@REVOisMYname
@REVOisMYname 3 года назад
I’m so relieved that genie wasn’t a meanie
@saharaliake8970
@saharaliake8970 4 года назад
The only way I'd watching this is if gdragon plays the genie
@kyle857
@kyle857 4 года назад
I always thought that Will Smith's career trajectory would have him making real films by now.
@thetelegothika5327
@thetelegothika5327 4 года назад
That’s a sick burn, if I may be bold to say, Mr Torrance.
@aestheticaltwat
@aestheticaltwat 4 года назад
Perhaps it’s time to correct him. If you don’t mind my saying.
@53subscribersnovideos35
@53subscribersnovideos35 3 года назад
@@aestheticaltwat You mean you want him to corrrrect Will Smith?
@billciphergirl6049
@billciphergirl6049 3 года назад
Will Smith was ALSO oscar from....... it hurts to type the name but.......... SHARK TALE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@madmehr
@madmehr 3 года назад
What you mean? He always been the big budget movies with only a movie every few years to be Oscar seeking to keep his price up.
@80swoodpanel
@80swoodpanel 4 года назад
The video is over but I'm still laughing about 'Maleficent 2 : Curse of the Boogaloo'.
@ZachGatesHere
@ZachGatesHere 4 года назад
"I should have broken this out when I was watching Salo." I hate you sooooooo much for that.
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 3 года назад
I was watching "A Serbian Film" and "The Human Centipede."
@shoe7ess2
@shoe7ess2 4 года назад
Disney movies used to have so much flavor... now they're just rice. That's the best metaphor I can find for it. Sure, you can eat it straight up and it tastes... fine. However, you can also add vegetables, meat, sauce, etc to it and make a pretty nice meal, but that takes time and love, which are two things that Disney no longer feel like investing into things.
@spitfireohone
@spitfireohone 4 года назад
I could have gone my whole life without seeing the live action Mufasa death. That was depressing. Not in the sad way the cartoon was. But depressing because I had a good laugh at falling Mufasa
@handsdowntoo7150
@handsdowntoo7150 4 года назад
There's something so...artificial...about seeing a realistic lion cub with its mouth open and a human voice blandly screaming "nooooo!"
@tynekavka9264
@tynekavka9264 4 года назад
Every time I see that lion king remake clip of simba yelling nooo, I just do loud "meowoooo" makes me laugh at how he just looks like a kitten meowing, unlike I the original where you can see the horror on his face. None of the actors in the new one can act to save their lives. The OG is so wholesome
@flarky6465
@flarky6465 4 года назад
Dont even remind me of how badly they messed up "Long live the king."
@spitfireohone
@spitfireohone 4 года назад
@Tum Tum what kills me is they wanted a live action lion king. 1. You can watch the broadway musical for that 2. Literally everything about the remake is created on a computer and animated
@irongirltoni
@irongirltoni 4 года назад
Same! He looks like a cat falling off a counter and it's hilarious!
@kyle857
@kyle857 4 года назад
I bet Christopher Robin didn't go over well at all in China...
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
They banned the movie there when it came out.
@EntertainmentExpertz
@EntertainmentExpertz 4 года назад
Kyle it didn’t go over. Period. They didn’t even allow the film into the country.
@Hammerhead547
@Hammerhead547 4 года назад
It wouldn't have gone over too well with the real christopher robin either, he hated that his name was attached to his father's books.
@gonk4509
@gonk4509 4 года назад
Anon Nimus *France Intensifies*
@catmerchant8699
@catmerchant8699 4 года назад
Kyle honestly thank god that piece of shit doesn’t exist in a big ass area of the world.
@ThatBum42
@ThatBum42 4 года назад
A shame, that Mei-Ling actress has a lovely singing voice.
@cheekychelldos1045
@cheekychelldos1045 4 года назад
Justyn Zachariou Im pretty sure she played Megara in Hercules, and rose quartz in Steven universe, and other things. So she’s in some other (subjectively) better stuff
@cheekychelldos1045
@cheekychelldos1045 3 года назад
@prickly pear yeah! you can definitely hear it when you know its there
@seangiglio
@seangiglio 2 года назад
Turns out Will Smith wasn’t a good genie, just a meanie
@GrimPudding
@GrimPudding 4 года назад
These Disney remakes look so colorless and lifeless. Why is everything super desaturated? It looks terrible.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 года назад
Realistic shots just look desaturated. My guess is they went so far towards realistic they forgot about being visually interesting and aesthetically pleasing.
@Rockstopmotion
@Rockstopmotion 4 года назад
Lol that communism for you
@jermbonotrombone
@jermbonotrombone 4 года назад
My mom and 11 yr old bro went to see it and loved it and thought it looked great. I just couldn’t wrap my head around it, it looked like real Africa which looks like dirty brown all over. The Lion King (2019) is one of the few movies that I would describe as “gross” in the same way I would describe a horror film, and isn’t a horror film.
@Odinsday
@Odinsday 4 года назад
@jake scott Because it's Disney and they want their popcorn fun
@ellewis817
@ellewis817 4 года назад
@jake scott cuz mUh nUhStALjUh
@MrSecretSentai
@MrSecretSentai 4 года назад
One thing I hate is I’m the only one out of my friends that hate these Disney remakes and they act like I’m crazy for not
@Doctor-Infinite
@Doctor-Infinite 4 года назад
Don't worry your not the only one. Stay strong brotha😂
@zcurridor_q_r_td680
@zcurridor_q_r_td680 4 года назад
bet. so much people that have the fanboy blindfold these days
@metawarp7446
@metawarp7446 4 года назад
Even the Lion King? Oh god get out
@BucketOfFuk
@BucketOfFuk 4 года назад
Welcome to the club, fam. Here, have your free vodka
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb 4 года назад
MrSecretSentai yeah this shit happens with me and my friends too, they are all terrible and they still watch them and like them like wtf
@thalassa2889
@thalassa2889 2 года назад
I wish Disney would return to hand-drawn animation. If not for the sake of making the scenes more imaginative and entertaining but for money. You would think it would be cheaper for them to make!
@EagerSleeper
@EagerSleeper 4 года назад
That awful "Good genie, not a meanie" is giving me Lil Nas X-Panini vibes.
@sweetmelon3296
@sweetmelon3296 4 года назад
the acting in this movie is so good it almost tops mystery diners
@moifaamoimoi5927
@moifaamoimoi5927 4 года назад
ALMOST
@chrisl8277
@chrisl8277 4 года назад
Lol
@dylan351321
@dylan351321 4 года назад
They didn’t use enough hidden cameras
@acfreak55
@acfreak55 4 года назад
they had To get Charles Styles to play the Genie than it would be perfect.
@HushTheChaosTV
@HushTheChaosTV 4 года назад
Disney: let's make a Chinese Aladdin adaptation Chinese Actors: Audition Disney: NEXT
@duckcylinder9903
@duckcylinder9903 4 года назад
American media really sleeps on Asian actors in general, even middle eastern, south east asians, fucking ghost in the shell, a japanese movie placed in japan, Scarlet johanson played the main character when theres plenty of talented asian actors
@guaceldono7231
@guaceldono7231 4 года назад
duck cylinder Wasn’t the main character of ghost in the shell white even in the source material? Or am I thinking of something else?
@pppoopoo4880
@pppoopoo4880 4 года назад
Elisa Castro scarlet Johansson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, there has to be a better Asian actor *somewhere*
@productivitywizard6406
@productivitywizard6406 4 года назад
I remember reading somewhere that even this new version had a lot of extras that were just spray-tanned white actors.
@chocolatequickness1575
@chocolatequickness1575 4 года назад
@Elisa Castro there are a TON of qualified Asian actors, Hollywood just doesn't care. Why do you think when Black actors win awards it's always either a movie about the history of slavery, segregation, or a white savior complex.
@nerdoftheatre
@nerdoftheatre 2 года назад
"But this is made for kids!" Kids deserve to have well-made content.
@declanstoeckel2244
@declanstoeckel2244 4 года назад
Thanks Ralph, I needed a healthy dose of post media monopoly cynicism to get me through the morning.
@Nekoszowa
@Nekoszowa 4 года назад
The worst thing in this movie is that you can clearly see most of the backgrounds are greenscreened.
@КГБКолДжорджКостанца
It just kills the movie
@ColonelCarnage
@ColonelCarnage 4 года назад
I was going to say the Jasmine femnazi subplot
@DugganWorks2001
@DugganWorks2001 4 года назад
Will Smith in genie form looks like god damn Dwayne Johnson as the Scorpion King
@im-_matty3824
@im-_matty3824 4 года назад
BobbyBobbenson I know.
@AndersonPEM
@AndersonPEM 4 года назад
8:40 "Somebody cool me down!" [RU-vidr Will Smith] Oh, that's hot! That's hot!
@Pontificate
@Pontificate 4 года назад
Ralph gets cranky without tea time, tea time, tea for you and me time.
@koreyjeffers6963
@koreyjeffers6963 4 года назад
I love how they changed up the plot and Aladdin's first wish was to know who killed Jeffrey Epstein
@dorudanieldumitrescu3004
@dorudanieldumitrescu3004 4 года назад
Fuck, you made me spill my Will Smith Mason Jar.
@blazingphantom2813
@blazingphantom2813 4 года назад
They should’ve just done a theatrical rerelease of the animated films
@pangalaxy2885
@pangalaxy2885 4 года назад
Then no one would buy Disney+ 😳
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
BlazingPhantom28 I agree. I went to the 2011 rerelease of the original Lion King and I had to take that opportunity because I was born 2 years after the movie came out at the time and I wanted my own theater experience of watching my favorite movie, which was amazing. I would totally do this if they continued doing that rather than the remakes.
@jamesquinonez3914
@jamesquinonez3914 4 года назад
They did do this a couple years ago, and I remember being pissed off back then because I thought it was a lazy cash grab to just re release a movie and tack on a "3-D!" gimmick to get people to see it. But after seeing this shit, I would give anything for them to go back to doing that instead.
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 года назад
James Quinonez They also did this way back in the day for their classics that came out during the golden age of Hollywood era for movies like Snow White, Pinocchio, Bambi, etc. For example, with Snow White, they re-released the movie around every 7-10 years so it was re-released in 1944, 1952, 1958, 1967, 1975, 1983, 1987, and 1993. Back then, they did this to raise revenue for the studio during the World War 2 period. I’d rather see a re-release of those classics as well than a lazy remake. 😒
@eugeneketaminekrebs3403
@eugeneketaminekrebs3403 4 года назад
Brandon Smith: Not everyone has it on DVD.
@marafolse8347
@marafolse8347 3 года назад
“And they’ll get G Dragon to play the fucking Genie” KILLED ME
@deadchanneldontwatch7347
@deadchanneldontwatch7347 3 года назад
They got G!
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 года назад
Will the next Disney movie be good? “It is unclearuh.”