Alan's Awkward Farewell Party - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC 

And then Michael says _"Mister Partridge! He says he sells kitchens right for fifteen year but he cannot cook! Then, right, he sees the cook book and he says that'd be nee good to me, would it!"_

@@TonyEnglandUK Alan then responds back with “ i heard, i heard him”.

@@TonyEnglandUK There's a knock at the door, Alan answers and in comes the cavalry!

It would be nee good for me thaa**

@@jaycuthbert245 eee's crackers mon!

Felicity Montagu. She has been on Alexei Sayle's "Stuff" & appears a lot on Andy Hamilton's "Old Harry's Game". Good actress and nothing like Lynn in reality

Perfect casting!

Yes, also brilliant in Nighty Night playing the antithesis of Lynn.

Classic Lynn!

Nobody does it better

One of my favourites 😆

Never did find out if it appeared on his bill

@@adzy166 Yes, right next to Bangkok Chickboys.

I love how quickly he gets wasted

@John Saunders Sadly true

Sounds like your typical cabbie always winging bout somert.

@@715michala Ha! Few too many blacks.

@@TonyEnglandUK *_yer daft racist_*

Me too. Why the fucking echo?

Oh lighten up you stuffy get

That was Michael's best anecdote. Shame it had only just happened.

@@Bodragon well, you see like, he see's the cook book and says, it'll be nae good to me like, cause i canna cook-di ya not see it, you fookin idiot ?

Billy Shannon yea right . ..... but yea know "the blacks" like ye know? ...... but eh ontither topic entirety.... eh how aboot that brexit. like???🤔🤔🤔🤔

​@Mrfairchapvideo?

😂😂👍👍

What cook book?

EXACTLY---HER RELEASE VALVE FINALLY BLEW. MANY IDIOTS HERE CLAIMING SHE TREATED THE 'CUSTOMER' BADLY.

IT WAS

@John Saunders erm that was a miscommunication, the bags were party bags. As every day he'd been at the travel tavern he was being given sanitary bags as standard. Obviously not necessary for him, but he had kept them so used them as party bags to give to people at the party. The big over riding joke being her then getting annoyed and it seeming like he was insensitive.

@John Saunders If you watched the whole episode, We say no.. is correct.

It was a sentence 😂

ABSOLUTELY. IN MY TOP THREE

...A locked door that happens to be clearly marked as a Fire Exit....worrying, if ever you plan on staying at a Linton Travel Tavern.

To be fair it was already half open, meaning the contents caught his eye as he was passing.

That wasn't cheap scrumpy, mate, nor was it in a plastic bottle. I love scrumpy and i bought that very stuff a few times a number of years ago. It was quality scrumpy, real scrumpy, or as close to as you'll get in a supermarket. It wasn't carbonated, it was flat, cloudy scrumpy in a glass bottle. I seem to remember back then (talking 14-15 years), it was around £10, which certainly wasn't cheap.

Just so you know, that will preclude you from the drinks provided

@@scottw.3258You certainly must have been a person of means!

@@Amethyst_Friend Loaded, mate. Loaded.

@@scottw.3258 Michael! MICHAEL!

*git*

very true and i am an ex squaddie

@DR Evil On the radios it was always a challenge.

John Saunders what and you think all squaddies are like that? I take it you’ve never been in the Armed Forces? What a completely ignorant comment.

Completely agree. Someone must have done their research.

@@matty6848 They were in my unit. Were you in the RAF?

Steve's brother Brendan presented Top Gear in 1999 after Clarkson left, before coming back for the relaunch with Hammond and May.

ratcliffave “not my words - the words of Top Gear magazine”

He already presents Carwow.

in all honesty that would be meta amazing. but we are biased

Spiceworld.

My associate, Kenneth.

As a matter of fact, I have a date this afternoon with my friend Steven.

Peep Show, another great British comedy.

@@leecroft7311 Partridge, Peep Show and Blackadder are my personal top 3

aspacepig Kenneth or Steven - Their participation is indispensable!!!

Violence against men isn't funny

@Jamie Ravioli So let's say if "Alan" had slapped her back would you find it funny or a little over the top?, promoting violence against women..

@@Boilingfrogg I think you're watching the wrong comedy if you're worried about political and gender correctness.

@@dombrandon3018 Everythings political

@@Boilingfrogg You're welcome to that opinion if that's what you believe but it's then your choice as to whether you take it in the humour in which it's so clearly intended, as everyone else on this thread clearly does, or not.

@Rob I liked him in this but those adverts are beyond irritating

Yep they were all brilliant, I'd have loved to see them rehearsing this.

In the history of the entire universe.

I've seen wrestlers not sell slaps as well as that. lol

Maybe Barbara Durkin had been counting down the days of working with Steve?

She hits Basil much harder. Outside when Manuel tells her "Meester Fawlty, he try to see girl in window" & also when she's fuming because he pretends to forget their anniversary and just after he says "Agincourt!?"

Or when Stephen Fry actually kicked & hit Hugh Laurie on Blackadder.

Steve had asked her to slap him really, not fakely, because he wanted to tug over it later. It's in his diary.

I think she apeared in the last series of friday night dinner, as a quite quite mad ex nanny.

She was on QI. Shes lovely

I had a real crush on her at the time.

That slap looked very real ! 😂

If only we had listened to Micheal!

Can you blame her though? Imagine being trapped with Alan for 6 months, that's 182 days.

Actually felt bad for Steve Coogan. Looked and sounded really painful

To be fair I'm not sure I'd call that a tantrum. Having to deal with Alan Partidge for months on end would drive most people to the edge of the reason!

Cue Matt Berry from "Snuff Box".

MILLIONS NODDED IN AGREEMENT

Full of wires

You also get people like Michael who repeat things people say even if you were right there listening when they said it XD

@@T--xk3hf You also get people like Michael who repeat things people say even if you were right there listening when they said it XD

oh, hahaha...

Two years later and you're STILL right!

Can help him cook more than a cup of beans

@@bensmithkent22 Almost like a savoury 99

​@@bensmithkent22with a sausage for a scoop

"Give me a 2nd Season!"

Tea or Coffee, TEA OR COFFEE!

@@robertdavies7065 You Blonde bastard, from the future!

Nice chest, full of wires though

Like Susan, I think Michael was holding it under the surface

Is Michael affable? On the surface maybe, but just beneath is that rage he's got.

It's actually "Maris," not "Marris."

I read somewhere that it was retconned as porn mags featuring fat women on the toilet.

And the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

There's nae porn in there!

@@garynicholls1448 beat me to it.

it is---she was left alone, to cove up, and this was a totally nervous response, brilliantly done.

It was poor but at least it showed a little heart

Extraordinary

'tis absolutely mesmerizing. A stellar performance.

@Abigail Harp Miss Harp are you under 44?

Except he didn't if you watch/listen/understand. It was a sanitary bag full of sweets which is even more disgusting.

It would be a privilege to be shouted at then slapped by Barbara Durkin.

@@terencekent615 Mistress Durkin, I'm afraid I've been a very naughty boy.........

See her in Knowing me, knowing you? wow.

Lynn, these are SEX PEOPLE.

Agreed

You've got it all over the vallance!

@@Climbatron the skirt thing at the side of the bed🤣

A dirty protest

would you like me to slow down, or shall i maintain the same speed?

@@kevone-eo6pq shall I move on to the other one?

Err YOU'RE wrong!

Im dead against it.

@@bensmithkent22 aw lighten up, ya stuffy get

People forget that traders need... access to DICKsons...

It's called Acton Veil these days.

WHY ?

@@MrDaiseymay Because there's a place in Acton called Acton Vale.

Nah it probably would

Lmao, watched an old episode of the young ones, were the copper appears wearing sunglasses and thinks a white bloke is black, jeez he uses the N word and the C word, my son could'nt believe the bbc put that out.

Lovely stuff

Robin James not my words the words of Shaking Stevens

I heard theres a few to many blacks

@Jim Taylor well you can expect that in a white country

A few too many people

TOTALLY DISAGREE

@@MrDaiseymay lol!

Bit of a robot though.

She's a blonde bastard. From the future.

She's the winner of the beauty contest in one of the Knowing Me, Knowing You episodes.

that's about the LAST time a gag like that has been allowed on TV. I was listening to the great STAN LAUREL 's last radio interview from 1957, when in all innocence he recalled his early stage act, dressed in a GOLLIWOG suit. what a perverted dull grey world we have entered.

@@MrDaiseymay Every year something is released which the very next year people claim "would never be allowed now". This gag would easily be allowed on TV now. You could even get away with a golliwog suit, if it's played off right. But yes, in a less racist society, racist jokes are no longer considered that funny outside of racist circles, so you have to think of something more than simply "blacking up" to get a laugh. The "nothing is allowed"-state of comedy is a thing made up by a handful of hyper-sensitive individuals from both sides of the debate. Genres develop; Laurel and Hardy were hilarious in their day, but would probably not get much response now. That's what entertainment and art is about. It certainly would've been a dull grey world if nothing ever changed, and Roland the Farter was still the peak of comedy.

Edward V the trouble is now everything's racist and everyone's easily offended

@@stevenhulbert6973 yes Steve - we just want our country back ! the real trouble is idiots like you jumping on the "Political Correctness gone mad" bandwagon when there is no reason to. Everything now is not considered racist and people are not easily offended - you just like to think they are as it suits your silly narrative.

Mickey Way in what way do you want our country back?

He's a brilliant comedian and musician.

@@gordonm7038 macadamoo!

*The Actor Kevin Eldon

Feel so bad for him in Nighty night.

alan partridge is real...coogan is fake

Aaron Gorton - Join the queue!

I was thinking I can’t be the only one...

Don't tell Mike the demographics of Acton 25 years later...

@@albertupardsnipec5988 Noticing is racist

​@@mikw1809opposing colonisation is not a phobia.

You've got a lot to learn...

Great banter!

Nothing gets the party started like Black Beauty. Magnum P.I. theme rocks the Kasbah...

What is this? It's ruddy fantastic!

@@gordonm7038 Don't forget Theme To Return Of The Saint

@@davidjames579 Go give it to her Lynne!

I knew him as the Fat Handed Twat. Which is, I guess, slightly better.

I know him as ‘the actor Kevin Eldon’ from This Morning with Richard Not Judy! Classic 90s anarchy!

@@joshcomedy5119 I'M ROD HULL!

Its been shown this scene got out of hand but they carried it on because the acting was so improvised and funny they felt it was better than the script. Everyone behind and in the front of camera cracked up but carried on. Probably the best scene in comedy/satire ever

Good spot!

So people can smell his cheese?

What about when she asked him if he went all the way? What on Earth was that about?

@@pigknickers2975 obviously making fun of him and validating herself

@@drunkenmaster6434 I wonder what would have happened if he'd agreed? Questions, questions.

It's kinda like pulp fiction with the briefcase or ' the special stuff ' in league of gentlemen No matter what theories or supposedly cryptic clues the writers or directors might say It's purely left down to your own imagination , personally I like to think it's Alans PVC underpants he wears in his lapdance daydreams

@@dorkbrandon4422 That's a great guess!

@@hihowareyouthen hiverywellthanks

It's a pornographic fetish magazine for extremely obese women left by an earlier guest.

@@dorkbrandon4422 Probably a boo on ladyboys (illustrated)

Needles to say, you took drugs!

JPaul C same here

Lighten up ya stuffy get.

Has it been done yet?

@@stephendines1936 er, not sure! 😏

Haha lawn mowers. I’ve got an electric one, then the neighbour got a new one and gave me his old one, the new one is fantastic, I’m unsure if I need to oil the blade though.

It was years before I realised he wasn't a Geordie really.

@@pigknickers2975 He speaks Mongoose too. (Alexi).

Haha, that cook book would be good for you like!

Think she was the Bridal Shop manager in 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Ferocious in that too lol

@@Howdy606 I'll be checking her out.

@@dickterpene8697 towards end part. Sure its her. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-G0hATSkMwQQ.html

@@Howdy606 Yeah thats her, Sheridan Smith's also smokin'