Alcohol Induced Knobchat 

"I got absolutely gazebo'd last night, absolutely bungalow'd" is my favourite BVG quote ever 😂

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Sometimes I go back & watch Barons old videos just to remember what things were like before the world went mental. 10 years ago I had an amazing wife, huge house & garage full of bikes. Now I have a bad back & a constant minus symbol in front of my bank balance.

Just watched you on the Chasin the Racin podcast and had to come back and watch this again 😂 I need to watch more of the BVG back catalogue

that girl at the crossing in the start of the video is the reason my nether regions are so uncomfortable while riding my bike.

In today's video: Baron von Grumble rides around London on his motorbike while talking about his knob.

Riding a bike in London is clearly art. Watching you ride, vlog, dodge traffick and pedestrians is very entertaining. You've got amazing riding skills.

Topgear should have a Motorbike part presented by him haha

LMAO BARON!!! Me and bakerXderek are on FaceTime watching this at the same time and are laughing our asses off.. I'm sorry to say... but i will now be referring to you as "BloodCock" from here on out......

This was a throwback, his humour was rare on RU-vid back then and it still makes me laugh today, in our snowflake world. Remembering why I've been subscribed for a decade ❤

You haven't lived a British childhood until you've drank 5 liters of white lighting that was on a special offer down the Spar...

Hahaha your banters good buddy...so much so I've suscribed

Anyone else think this guy is Robert Webb? Same voice, humour and out right awesomeness!

I've got sportscock. It's excellent. Nicely packed away when not needed and I have the element of surprise on my side.

Why do all pedestrians in London seem to run across the road as soon as the light turns green?

Crazy how this was served upto me today, thought I’d watched all your videos but obviously not this one. Wouldn’t it be nice to go back to this time, look how carefree the people are, no masks, no phones just going about meeting people, what a great moment in time and that S1000RR ….so good.

Mix between both. Starts as a meatcock then grows like a bloodcock into a megameatcock.

Ah yes, one if my favourite videos! Just popped up this morning and thought it was a new one! Made my morning, thanks BVG!

wHo iS wAtChInG iN 2019?!

love going back over these videos

" A SLEEK, Love making MACHINE!" XD

My Mrs is a professional sportscock rider at the highest level

how do u think i got the name for my vlogging channel,,,,,,sportcock & actionshit

Why is this being recommended to me 11 years later? Oh well, guess I'll watch it (again).

mine looks huge under the hubble telescope

So pleasing to hear someone else use the term, 'gazebo'd' to describe alcoholic excess.. Trollied is another favourite!

10:54 Aston Martin DB5

I remember when you asked which motorcycle to buy, I wrote then: S1000RR. AND HERE IT IS!! :) good for you :)

'sports cock' ahahahahahaah im dying

recently ive been getting interested in bike vlogging and i just watched this video honestly the FUNNIEST bikevlog ive ever watched ......youve gained a new subscriber haha your the jeremy clarkson of the bike world!

Weed>alcohol

The guy @ 3:22 on the push bike is my mate Barns from clapham, I just spotted this from my house in brighton cracked me up!

did you go out or did you go out out ?

Michael McIntyre reference spotted at 0:49 :D . I'm a new subscriber on a quest to watch all of your videos, you are absolutely awesome, keep it up!

In 1993 my dad had a HUGE bike crash in France going to lemans to watch a 24 hour bike race with his friends but he had a hangover from the night before in the hotel and as he was riding (he made it 75 miles) and started drifting out wide into the oncoming lane and all he remembers doing was going full throttle into a curb to get away from the cars were the curb spun the front wheel and handlebars so fast it broke his arm and wrist and flew off the bike into a steel park bench and bent it , then after hitting the bench he hit a concrete post and broke his leg in two places and his girlfriend (she was on the back of the bike) flew over a 6 foot high fence and landed in a tree not injured at all My dads friend who saw the crash went and caught up with the rider in front and said "our mates had a crash, it's really bad!" The other rider said "is he dead?" "No he's not dead!" " ok I'll watch the race and I'll see him on the way home " It happened at only 45 mph

As a Finn... with a meatcock... and a tendency to go out for dinner and then get intoxicated by accident, speak english and talk about saunas I'm beginning to wonder how far my last misadventures of one too many took me... London?

I've ridden home from work over Hammersmith bridge for years now and I still smack my wedding tackle on that same bump at least once a month.

by far my favorite youtuber ever, so excited when i see you post a video.

Baron you beauty! Changed the microphone sensivity on my Drift for a video away from my helmet and didn't change it back. Wondered why it was so terrible! The Beemer sounds fantastic; seems like you made the right choice.

great watching this, i used to live in weybridge and between jobs i was a motorcycle courier in London, loved it, not much money but but tore it up everyday on my zzr600 :)

I love your videos, because you're essentially talking to yourself

JIZZUM, in those trees, beckoning the lovely ladies of london taan. Good work Robert, erm, i mean Baron, and look forward to your grumbles on two wheels. You lucky sod, on that beauty of a BM. Enjoy. From a se london CBR600fy circa 1999 owning hack. Peace.

That's one sweet bike. You will have to do a tour of Canada one year on a bike you love the open roads here.

Finally a vlogger on a S1000RR. Finally! Thank you Baron. I wish you the best with the new bike.

"Compact and tidy when you don't need them" I laughed so hard at that.

"I got absolutely bungalowed" Little comments like that is why I subscribed haha, hidden gems!

Well I'm stoked I was up at 2 in the morning so that could find out how a fav motovlogger is hung ;) So, very jealous of the new ride, always loved that bike and I'm the same way about the HP4. Great vid as usual and thems sum daym nice cars too!

BaronVonBloodcock don't worry I love you man. Sounds like a superhero name from a parallel universe.

BaronVonBloodCock with the pant destroying abilities of that sweet man in the photo

Miss these vids, Bloodcock. We all need another proper Baron vid, don’t we mate? Something for us all to look forward to after a dreary day of work.

Holy shit that Aston Martin DB6 @10:54!! My sportcock definitely extended a bit

Every alcohol advert in France has that phrase on it "Please consume with moderation", so among french youth there's this joke "I'd drink with moderation, if I knew who he was.." ;)

God damn it you have the best moto vlog on RU-vid!

I love this guy... English to the core!! Especially the part about drunk calling mates.

I should say i think your my favorite vlogger at the moment but we do need to see more of you, even if its just a two minute video here and there added in with the normal videos.

I've just realised who you remind me of when you speak (and especially when you nod your head)! Stephen Merchant's little robot in portal. Obviously without the West Country accent but with the same sense of humour and train of though issues. Love it! Keep it up.

Definitely the perfect color for that bike. Love the blue.

Its the Rolls Royce Phantom And yes always choose the pissing place the furthest away so prevent getting others ding dong splash over your shoes Love your bike though it looks smooth and powerful, havent tried one yet. Nice to see you are back in action :)

lol You were completely oblivious to Aston towards the end!

My dad quit drinking just after I was born, likely after thinking the same thing you thought about drinking. To this day 17 years later he hasn't drank with the exception of about five years ago when he took a sip of Guinness (his former drink of choice) and quickly decided quitting drinking was a great idea.

One of the best vlogs I've seen for a while from baron

Glad to see baron von bloodcock back in action

If Top gear had motorbikes on it, you would be the best presenter on the show by far.

Apparently cab drivers wedge their bottles of water in the gap between the mirror and the cab to keep the water cool. Perhaps this explains the failure to look before the mandatory u-turn.

Best advice: don't tell fibs about it. But if she's showing curiosity, it's not out of the way if you can let her grip your wrist and say "Very similar, if you must know". Just the right side of polite? If you've developed Norton/HRD wrists by now, Baron, with all that Hants/W1 Wait & Return, you're leading her up to an awful letdown.

Love your S1000RR , especially that colour

No i meant to say that it keeps a small electric motor to help it when times are tough..

That is a gorgeous motorcycle Mr Baron..

Lmfao, fair play! Feel honoured to get a response from you mate.

Sounds like the most terrifying disease

I struggle to use urinals with others because I always fart really loudly :) anyway... Nice to see you back! I've been checking everyday

That is a Aston Martin DB6 which is worth around £100k to £300k in good condition. You mistaken it for the DB5, you can tell them apart because the DB6 has whats called a "Kamm Tail" with a sort of built in spoiler.

Hello Baron Von Blood Cock! The Rolls-Royce was the new Wraith - which has a mere 624bhp, and it can do 0-60 in 4.6 seconds. Can't imagine what it would be like to be in such a wafty luxury car with that sort of acceleration. I'll let you off for missing the Aston Martin DB6 at 10:53, as you'd been out the night before. People calling it a DB5 though - hang your head in shame...

hey Baron, you should check out the Olivers Mount Gold Cup racing weekend in Scarborough, Yorkshire. It's the weekend 14th & 15th September. Incredible racing and would be amazing if you made a vlog there! safe journeys

Missed your vlogs Baron. Good to see you are back in fine form. Nice bike addition too.

Sometimes I find the funniest things to do before a BvG video is to read the first few comments and try to figure out what his talking about...

Ah... Good old Baron to kick off my day.

We call it the same way here in Belgium ;)! Rather unusual but funny topic to talk about while riding a motorcycle :D

best fucking intro ever dude hahaha

It would be very interesting to see you showing us your gear, for summer, winter and racetrack, and tell whats quite good and whats shit

Brilliant bike, brilliant vid, straight to favourites. and that conversation you had with them was the funniest thing of my day. Great Vid thanks

Omg now I feel like I know everything. I have never heard of that before. I feel better for knowing that, thanks Baron for clearing that up for me.

Nice to see you're bike in action

Pfff... Be glad you live in the UK. The BMW S1000RR HP4 is 39.000 £ here in Denmark. I'll just stick to the Ducati 900SS which I can afford.. Damn taxes!

Easily the best vlogger...

I've missed your vlogs. This was funny!

It feels as if the level has normalised again after the baby. Nice vid.

You can't beat a bit o' Summertime Baron!

love the new bike. now you just need some blue stickers. do you still have any stickers left ? hope wee baron von baby is doing well.

True, though he should have checked before going to the trouble of trying to correct me ;-) You're right about DB5s, and the same is increasingly true of DB6s. DB6s are now reaching the prices that DB5s were not so many years ago, and the prices of DB5s has gone even higher!

HAHAHA ***** you have no idea how off it sounds when you end a sentence saying "some guys have small ones when not needed but are big when it counts" and then start the next one with "so anyway, this finnish guy was MASSIVE" hahaha

I don't even drive yet I find these videos very entertaining. Keep it up Baronizzle.

You're baaaaack! But where's the road trip vids Baron? :)

Best one yet.

That round about you hate... is that the one near shepards bush? I also hate that one, as a northerner I feel I pick the wrong lane everytime, even though the road marking says I'm in the correct lane.

Baron, love the bike....did contemplate getting one but opted for Blade in new 2013, clouds, friggin insurance was double for RR1000

Are you telling me, that you got totally and absolutely CAR PARKED?!

You have got to do more Knobchats when you are hung over. Hilarious.

i just spotted that and i'm surprised more people haven't noticed it!!!!

Still the best baron yet