Alex Jones Made A Video Game 

Loool you already completed it Mark?

Mark Livestream the game

Too funny seeing you here. 😂

Hey its Mark Dice never thought I would see you here 😂

Hell yeah a different genre would be dope too. Like Duke/Doom, then Southpark turn based rpg ect.

And doesn't have a gay female lead and isn't lame.

It is fun, undoubtably, but personally I don't believe it's $18 fun.

​@TheDorianTube the price is 1776.

No black helicopters, 0/20 game

​@@TheDorianTubewho asked?

Significantly better.

Ahhaha that's actually crazy lol I kinda want to play thus now

well it's just a downgraded Metal Slug, and I still play it till this day xD

​​​@@lonesoul1505Metal Slug, except this is designed for actual infants to beat. lol, I remember when I was young, a group of kids we all took turns feeding off each others continues till we got to the last levels of Metal Slug before it defeated all our pocket change. We might not have won, but it was amazing at the time to get that far, the hype was real. I bet it wouldn't even take a full dollar to beat this and that's being generous. lol, Metal Slug is still one of my favorite arcade games.

Because unlike Daedalic Entertainment - the point-n-click indie studio which for some reason decided to make Gollum - they didn't attempt to make a AAA game out of this.

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

Its actually going to be the 1933 but on hard mode since they wont let you vote for what you really need.

He was right about the lizard gobblins hobblin' 'round comin' after us

I will not spend a single dime on unpatriotic people like Jones.

It is to get Americans to pay...most will just download it for free.

Lol hell yeah

I think it might be a deep fake software.

@@longbeardbobson4710 No, it's Alex 100 percent. He promoted this game pretty heavy on his show. He talked at length about the developers and the project.

​@@captainsaveahoe1843Bill Clinton Kid 2.0 has to rush the stage

omg the idea that gaming journos would be forced to cover this. I need to read those articles. That will be up there with the several page explanation about how Malenia is actually peak sexism.

give us the lead.

Man that's a dream scenario

Yes start a campaign

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished.

*than

@@Giggles4692 Or you can play Broforce, which is actually great.

Let's not go crazy. But it's really funny and a pretty solid Contra clone

​@@richardhunter9779 Both Broforce and especially Metal Slug are soooo fucking good

I'm still trying to find someone that has uploaded the soundtrack

@@PieroMinayaRojas if you find it post it here pls

It would make me smile inside so hard if it ended up being the same guy who made all the Prison Planet albums

@@SilverSlugVideos what's prison planet

​@@PieroMinayaRojasAlex Jones website

I agree

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump .

Game companies would not hire him lol. Maybe only obscure games.

True , especially the court hit him with 1/3 of America GDP

He used to do voice work in movies and acted in a few others

He's an intentional parody of himself as a business model. What headline will draw more eyeballs, sincere or looking to debunk: Atrazine may be impacting amphibian reproductive systems vs they're turning the friggin frogs gay?

I’m so confused by this.

It's clearly tongue-in-cheek.

Most of it is truthful but with the details imbellished

"BROO ITS ACUTALLY INSAAAAANNNNNEEEEE"

💯

game of the year confirmed?

​@@Roge9nah,you need to have gay shit to be included in goty nowadays, or be popular in normie groups

​@@rotonek2887what do you mean the game literally include everything from vax to gay shit

​@rotonek2887 he did include ghey stuff and then he shot it

Need it on mobile brother

Wild Hearts... Seriously, check it out.

I really like comedy in videogames. Which is rare. First game I remember that did it well was Portal

More entertaining than all of the games this year

Just bought the game myself for *$17.76* I nearly fainted from howling with laughter when Alex said, _"This is as fake as _*_Big Mike_*_ being a woman."_

@@funstuffonthenet5573 Some of these lines are funnier than _Duke Nukem_

It'd be fun the first time around, but doesn't seem challenging beyond that.

​@@biteofdoglike most AAA games

@@biteofdog It's 1 hour of entertainment and it doesn't try to be anything more than that..

Well they are busy turning the freaking frogs gay

​@@biteofdoglooks more fun than Diablo 4 or Starfield. Plus they could always add more stuff. More weapons, levels, power-ups, mounts ect.

I dont think either of them are using subtlies.

What is special about 1776? From someone who is not American lol.

​@@shabusakiAmerica's independence

@shabusaki July 4th, 1776, was when the USA declared independence from the British Empire.

Ah makes sense. Thanks!

@@shabusaki 1776 will commence again

🏅 😂👍

Yes!! 😂😂

Maybe in the sequel

How do you know it's not already in there?

@@shefalichow7917 I hope it is.

Have you seen the DOOM trailer where they insert Alex Jones voice and quotes, it's SOOO freaking perfect.

The good ending where Alex becomes a game announcer and is loved by all.

If he became a wrestler in the 80s he would've a legend.

Alex Jones s the best anti-woke sjw ever!

​@@goodjoejoeBetter yet someone's manager or ringside commentator.

The game has a strong Duke Nukem 2 feel to it.

Dude I totally thought the same way with the soundtrack to.

Bro thats Metal Slug wtf

He's literally an alcoholic Duke lol

FUGGIN FACTS

That's why this game needs a trilogy and the next game should be bigger better sound and so on so much potential I can smell it

And notice how it's so simple to make something fun and good

It's sad but the only game I can think of are some of the older Assassins Creeds, Elden Ring and the Witcher 3. Then again quite some praise for this game tho. 😅

Angry Video Game Nerd 1&2 Deluxe is out for every console and PC and this is pretty much a knockoff of it, comedy and all

First 10 seconds in I was already dying 😂

This game saved the entire gaming industry singlehandedly!!! 🏆

Tbh besides rockstars announcement this was literally the best

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump.

​@@WheyoooGTA 6 is gonna be a let down.... that's my prediction.

nah. rockstar gone do some magic with it. i hope!@@Si_Mondo

We need less of Alex Jones and his despicable behavior, if we care about progress and ethics that is.

spoken like a true communist. lets hear your idea of "progress" and "acceptable behavior" @@Fastbikkel

@@thetruth7118 What is communist about accepting truth, decency and progress in a way of not deliberately messing other people up? If you are new to this subject of Alex Jones, i would suggest looking up the details surrounding the Sandy Hook case where the parents of the victims went against him, for understandable reasons.

cry about it @@Fastbikkel

@@colonelsanders69 Can you talk within context and without trying to degrade me? There is little i can do with "cry about it" and im not going to resort to that kind of silly language to you. There is no use.

rip this man's bank account. respect to this Canigga o7

Lmao I might have to aswell

@@John-X As a Canadian, I would have no idea what my reaction would be if someone were to call me that IRL.

This game he could sequel it so easy. Raiding davos 😂😂😂 "wheres sailboat greta you chumps"

thought they were bowties lol

@@BTP40 Actually, yeah. Probably bow tie shaped red pills.

@@shaveershroff9398 Could of sworn they were bowties as well but I suppose both would work and is keeping with the lore.

Get it? Because he is redpilled! 😂😂😂

@@BTP40yeah it's booties, that's been his shtick forever at his interviews having a fancy bowtie

Bubsy/Gex for the modern world

When it comes to yt videos Max0r came to mind

What's even crazier is that this game was made by the "Don't tase me bro" guy.

Can't believe it took so long.

@@tn_mateo5974 My God you're right! lol that's amazing

I can't believe Asmon played a game he said he was going to play.

@@Azureneedle TRUE

Check yourself . This is just a metal slugs ripoff

​@@pbabuik Yeah, because that's the original, not Contra, that Metal Slug copied. Or Metroid, or MegaMan, all 2d side scrollers. This game is dope, and Alex definitely takes the piss out of himself, and leans into his crazy.

@heatherphillips5983 there's a difference between making a game catered to a genre and taking a game already in existence and cut and pasting over top of it. Look at the mechanics and animation it's all metal slugs

@@pbabuik there's always someone in the comments who thinks they're clever but in reality they just miss the point. Whoooosh

The game we deserve

Amen.

I'm surprised he made a game since he calls all gamers losers.

​@@michaelweber1921Alex is a gamer lol. He trolls a lot

gamers are losers inherently, since they often lose at the games.@@michaelweber1921

​@@michaelweber1921that's quite frankly based.

LOL even for hillary. I couldn't stop laughing.

I think tucker did his own voice. sounds like he did it over the phone

@@Screch or ai

@@Mr.Potato420 Doubtful. There's no reason to use an ai when i dont think the two have any beef. That and I'm almost certain Tucker would gladly give his permission and voice for something like this.

It’s all voiced by Alex Jones. All of it.

That’s amazing. I’m not exactly the biggest Alex Jones fan, but I do think its insane how bad he’s been demonized in the media. I have a couple very close liberal friends, and we got to discussing him a little while back. I made the claim “With the exception of Sandy Hook, he’s been right about 99% of issues he discusses, but he gets demonized until anyone who doesn’t pay attention to him think’s he’s always wrong.” As I’m sure can be guessed, my buddies then tell me I’m wrong, Alex Jones is constantly spewing lies. I challenged them to name one, they did, then I made them research it with me, where they proceeded to discover Alex Jones was 100% correct and they were unaware that what he was discussing had in fact occurred. They didn’t want to do it with a second topic he’d discussed lol.

whoever is in this comment, you can't actually be seen, you're gonna have to repost and change some words to figure out WHICH word is the naughty one.

​@@ehhorve857wth you talking about?

@@karenamyx2205 look up 'RU-vid is Silencing You (You have NO idea)'.

@@karenamyx2205 Says there's 4 comments but only showing 2.. Which means someone spazzed out and probably said some racist shit that was auto-flagged and deleted.

It never once asked him to spend more money after the initial purchase either

Well, just one year ago, i didnt. Nor was i capable of taking care of myself, really, kept dependent by the german government which would never again have expected me to be productive with my disabilities and what not, my legal guardian taking care of beurocracy... But then i decided to take charge of my life and flee to southamerica. German fleeing to SA, klichee, i know, whatever, best choice ive ever made.

Didnt ask. @@rtg5881

Theres not much else you can do but smile when you see video game alex jones mount joe rogan the centaur

@dimebagvision3221 Depends on your definition of "messier". But, no, certainly isnt in any sense other than that we dont have the state forcing us to spend our money on paved roads everywhere when dirt or clay roads suffice, sure it might mean if its raining you cant really go anywhere but how often does it rain in the chaco? Not flipping often. Oh, Paraguay. Still havent learned a lot of spanish to be perfectly honest,but there are many germans around here - and, no, not those germans. Until 20 years ago it was allmost exclusively germans here, while the rest of paraguay still deems this area fairly hostile to human life (it is if you do not have reliable water deliveries and some means of coolsing seen as even in spring it often reaches over 45°C (113°F) Either way, theres like 10 times more crime in the state of Hessen i come from than in this department of paraguay,way more beurocracy (though obviously given im migrating i do for now have to deal with a fair amount, too) and people seem less concerned about irrelevant shit. And are friendlier, vendors having a good memory of what i like to get... Its quite lovely here. Sure, theres not running water how one is used to (that is, there is running water but it comes from zisterns or watertowers, might not allways be as clean and has to be delivered by truck), whatever, can just get bottled cola, right?

Id rate this game E for everyone.

Needs to be on google play store but the triggered ultrafascists are always against us

As a fan of the metal slug series, I love this mechanic.

This is also in the stardew valley arcade game. Of all places.

Lol I was thinking the same!

Its a combination of that and Broforces' art style.

TBH it looks like they took a lot of inspiration from Metal Slug. That scene where waves of gay frogs fall down from the sky on balloons just has to be homage to the beginning of level 2 of the first MS, where waves of those pseudo-Wehrmaht soldiers would parachute at the player.

Well it is strongly inspired by Metal Slug.

Because it is, lol Literally Metal Slug copy

*IT IS* Its a really good Metal Slug clone. Its now canon that Alex Jones plays Metal Slug.

One my favourite games when i was young! Still is!@@ArCgon

@@SSD_Penumbra Good? Compared to Metal Slug this is bad. Enemies just run at you to die the whole game, the stages throw the same gimmicks at you the entire level The last level finally has level design, but its not very engaging. Zero weapon variety and it throws the same power weapon at you the whole stage to the point it should just be default. This game is competent but nothing more than ok. I wouldn't call it better than Metal Slug 1.

Rode him like yoshi I died

That's what happens when you take the horse paste!

​@@Aguy-rb1msthe ones who weren't even aware he'd said anything?

@@Aguy-rb1ms The media should pay Kyle Rittenhouse even more than those people.

​@@Aguy-rb1mssandy hook didn't happen

Really? Wow steam lame! I hope yall make more Alex jones games

Congrats! First the doomguy voice hack, now this, very cool!

Well done! ✨🏅✨ I will definitely get it on Steam. Hope you guys are reading the comments because there have been some great suggestions!

As a gay 🐸 this game is amazing

Hoping you guys make more.

Where do you download it!?

@@coreypulling4881 alexjonesgame

Brilliant game! The only thing that could have made it better were if there was a rare weapon upgrade, similar to Doom's BFG, which was just a huge hand held printer which flicked out THE DOCUMENTS at enemies, completely obliterating them.

Looks dope. I loved Metal Slug, and this just takes the comedy up to a wild level.

@@coreypulling4881 i got it on steam but if you wanna support AJ, i'd say buy it thru the official website for the game. i played all the way thru it yesterday for the first time. took about 45 minutes but it was absolutely worth the $17.76. i plan to run back thru it and beat all my high scores. super fun game!

people still use google?

@@krisevol3016 what do you use? bing?

@@unforeseencircumstancesi use your mom for a search engine

​@@krisevol3016brave browser ftw

@@unforeseencircumstances DuckDuckGo is better for anything even remotely against leftism, since google pro-left censors are insane. If the search isn't political, than google works well.

Im an entertainer and this was very gamy

@@N3mdraz I don't think you're an entertainer because your comment is the dullest here

@@seanp8220 That went over your head 😂

Need coop mode where you control Super trump

Basically copied the Metal Slug series waaaaaay too much but cool concept. Hope you created something more original

Or that broke?

​@@Hamnoticyeah tends to happen when you get sued for 1.5 billion dollars for speech

​ Exactly!

He’s always been a dancing monkey for cash. . .

we already praise alex jones enough. hes great and everything but he has always been self aware.

It’s the best thing I have seen in possibly months. I wish it got more views. But people are afraid of “controversy” 😂😭

This game should wake people up

Joe rogan as a centaur. Big tech lizard nerd. You remember zucks creepy cult jacket he was sweati g bullets when they persuaded him to show it off 😂😂😂😂

Yes, his voice is such a gift. It's absolutely perfect. 😂

80s games are glitchy, the remastered ones are the best

It’s very similar to Metal Slug. There’s another game called “Guns, Gore and Cannoli” that’s really good as well.

Me to ! LOL

Where do you get it?

@@greenmountainhellhound6835 AlexJonesGame followed by a dot and a com

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@greenmountainhellhound6835 Where can I purchase this game?

Bohemian Grove, skull and bones, big pharma, the choices of extra missions are endless

Dude I would love an upgraded version of this, more levels, more bosses, add in a level system and upgrade system, and add followers/helpers that are more permanent, this game would be right up my alley, which it already is I just want more

I think more voice lines, and have Alex always make a comment about a new enemy type.

We bust into area 51 they cant catch us all

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished

Why unironically?

@@Marconel100 I think because you're 'blasting' enemies

Alex Jones loves the memes about him. Though as much as we all enjoy the silliness of it, he tends to be right more often than most people might think, so the memes work for him because they last.

That's actually a great line ! THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776. Heelll yeah !!

@@camendiv Being right once would be "more often than most people think", yet even a broken watch is right twice a day, so i'm sure you're right. Alex Jones is insane and nobody should be listening to anything he has to say. But it's your brain, rot it how you see fit.

What’s the meaning behind this 1984=1776

​@@glikky 1776, that is to say, a focus on Real American Values™ of Life, Liberty, and pursuit of Happiness, is how you defeat tyrannical government, or 1984. It's basically a libertarian slogan. It sounds really cool, too. 1776 isn't equal to 1984, it's the polar opposite. Like ice and fire.

Well, you are almost right - the game is great but you sort of need to be online to play this server hosted browser game. It is the only weak point of the game but rather serious one - both because always online requirement is something to be expected from globalist corpos and because Alex Jones being Alex Jones many might try to make this online service unavailable one way or another.

Yoooooo that would be epic. GTA MC has yet to be a heavyset character

Bingo! Contra and Metal Slug were my absolute favorites growing up.

I want a bone broth themed gaming chair.

I would buy them

I want a collectable Alex Jones NWO gaming mousepad!

*1,5 meters

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished,

Well its also Alex Jones, as great as he is, I think a lot of his demographic are 30-40 year old working class that havent touched a video game in 10-20 years. So it's fair to make it accessible to them. You can always add a "Hitless" mode where you only have 1 life, or less machine gun spawns.

@@aetherblackbolt1301 Metal Slug and Ghosts and Goblins were easy as well. It's made by taking inspiration from these two games, so it shouldn't come as a surprise. Also I don't think this game was made with the idea of him getting into game development.

@@aetherblackbolt1301 nice. Sounded like I was shitting on it, but it legit looks like one of the greatest games to grace the planet, just because of how ridiculous it is. Also, for some reason they put a lot of effort into it

@@xingbairong The HELL are you talking about? Metal Slug wasn't insanely difficult, but was absolutely NOT easy. And Ghosts and Goblins is likely in the top 100 hardest games of all time. (Or at least top 200, hard to say for sure.)

@@xingbairong Ghosts and goblins is literally considered to be one of the most difficult games of all time, you are straight delusional. This entire game is easier than the first level in ghosts and goblins.

A lot of reality went into making this a reality too. Very accurate depiction of world events and "people".

He's been playing into the memes for years. It's part of what makes him hilarious. It's also part of what gets him into trouble lol.

He's always been self aware.

@@MrDong101 Just now he is also broke.

@@canadianreservebecause of the elite lizard people

Jokes? He believes in everything he says.

@@fabiomgm1293 That doesn't mean that he can't enjoy an overdramatic version of what he is saying in the form of a video game :)

And hes right about everything he says. You seem like you have 3 different therapists, require safe spaces, crying rooms and are on 4 different medications. @@fabiomgm1293

Bro this is just metal slug with Alex Jones skin

@@Pterodactylphenylalanine Yup, and it’s fucking awesome

I watched it on 1.75x speed but yea it was fun lol.

Oh my god I thought This video was only 20 min

Alex Jones is basically Duke Nukem.

Alex Jones is always right.

Hyperbolic yet correct

It wears itself thin after the first stages. Zero enemy variety, it thows the machine gun at you so often it might as well be the main weapon. The game spends most levels using the same 2 concepts at you for the whole level. Well thought out this isn't.

he's basically the new duke nukem when it comes to tude lol

The second boss was "big-tech lizardnerd"... aka Mark Zucc.

@@Oh-Ben Metal Slug had a team of at least 30. Hard to tell how many worked on this project. I'd wager 5.

@@TheRestedOne The most popular Metal Slugs were made by a small team no greater than 15 people.

cuz alex jones is awesome.

​@@relaxx6448 he's fucking insane and is incorrect on almost everything due to his imagination running wild. I agree though he is awesome and he does catch on to fucked up shit early even if he draws the wrong conclusions.

It's a fun lil side scroll shooter lmao

​@@relaxx6448nah

wish it had grenades and more weapons though , lol

I always make fun of my kids for watching games being played instead of playing them. I think I might owe them an apology😂

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished

Asmon is a true patriot

Sarcasm? I'm honestly not sure anymore.

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump.

​@@originalpunkSxEprobably not since the game is based in reality.

@@mSeabass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the game feeds on the fears of the weak, just like Alex Jones' show does.

Bloody perfect

Probably heard of him during the Johnny Amber trial, he reached a ton of non traditional viewers during then

Can confirm. Your mom is based.

Likely saw him with Tronald on Ai_Guy's channel with Joe Rogan as D&D host.

I confirm that I knew asmongold befor Amber heard but really is that trial coverage that make me a fan of his

This game looks more fun than most games coming out now

Lmfao. I literally commented saying that. "Looks better than Starfield or D4.."

Tbf, thats not a very high bar to set...

If I wouldn't have any knowledge about the NWO, I would never take this game seriously.

most frightening that many things have come true what Alex have said years ago.

One of the greatest entertainment and showmen of a generation.

Global

Ask me how I know you guys are racists

@@brojakmate9872how?

glad you cleared that up for all the laymen. we thought this cost at least 100 million to produce

@@maxchan179 my point is that it could half-assed. It's not.

@@neolynxer the game is very much half assed. even alex's voice acting was phoned in. just a minimal amount of effort and the game could have been worth something

@@maxchan179 it's your opinion. I've seen a lot worse. The main point of criticism would be the length. Should be at least 3 times longer for the price.

@@neolynxer funny how mr. "game developer" has no idea what he is talking about. not surprising looking at the current state of the industry

As asmon has said. Entertainment should be entertainment

​@@Madchris8828ya .. comedians can't even make jokes anymore....the soft world we live in..I hope the young kids can become men and stop being weak minded....if words hurt your feelings...that's your problem!

It’s a frightening world when Alex Jones was right all along…