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Is YOUR Alexa device answering this question??

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@MKPStudios
@MKPStudios 3 года назад
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@spidergoat7697
@spidergoat7697 3 года назад
Alright. Alexa is a huge threat. Now throw yours out. Obviously it is putting everyone in danger.
@milachavi
@milachavi 3 года назад
Every time I ask Alexis something she always says "I don't know the answer to that" like bitch why are you in my house if I can't ask you things.
@KJ-xt3yu
@KJ-xt3yu 3 года назад
Record, review for word validation, also give out your public wifi bandwidth and creds to Amazon. That last part is opt out street wifi, it'd enabled by default. Go opt out.
@borderlineded2064
@borderlineded2064 3 года назад
This is not recent its been like that for years
@littlegggg159
@littlegggg159 3 года назад
Does she work with the CIA
@pro_nube5860
@pro_nube5860 3 года назад
people act like they didn’t agree to the terms of service
@cynthomas1
@cynthomas1 3 года назад
This comment right here!👀👀😂😂😂😁🤦
@fiestafigs9001
@fiestafigs9001 3 года назад
Is their any option of not agreeing, This is not a negotiation. Its either take or leave it
@michaelmele3954
@michaelmele3954 3 года назад
Nobody agrees with terms of service. They just click the check box because they have to.
@matthewgold9402
@matthewgold9402 3 года назад
@@michaelmele3954 that means you agree lol
@johkupohkuxd1697
@johkupohkuxd1697 3 года назад
@@michaelmele3954 Thats the most idiot logic. If you don't want to compromise yourself, don't fking do it. If you choose otherwise live with it.
@somethingdark66
@somethingdark66 2 года назад
Alexa is a true politician: she ignored questions that’ll make her look shady af
@nullinvoid1415
@nullinvoid1415 2 года назад
Kamala
@NoobVille007
@NoobVille007 2 года назад
I found one of my people lol 😂👍
@anyemoore469
@anyemoore469 2 года назад
😂😂😌
@sharonjames6791
@sharonjames6791 2 года назад
Shady indeed..🤯
@elsecaller9619
@elsecaller9619 2 года назад
*please nobody bring up American politics, if we are all honest every last one of our politicians, republican, democrat, or independent are all shady*
@JoulesBelgianShepherd
@JoulesBelgianShepherd 2 года назад
She learned that she couldn’t speak without her lawyer, and keep silence cause everything she gonna say could be against…
@shannonmoseley6531
@shannonmoseley6531 2 года назад
Hahaha. That was pretty great
@TeslaBoy123
@TeslaBoy123 2 года назад
Obviously know that law very well
@shanebarker4728
@shanebarker4728 2 года назад
Ahh, I see what you did there.
@idealsyntheticmarchant8670
@idealsyntheticmarchant8670 Год назад
yeah, u won RU-vid 🌹
@RabdoInternetGuy
@RabdoInternetGuy 10 месяцев назад
She invoked the fifth
@berticus9985
@berticus9985 2 года назад
You: Post every detail about your life online. Alexa: Doesn’t answer a stupid question. You: 🧐
@deniro800
@deniro800 2 года назад
Touche
@mpazinambao2938
@mpazinambao2938 2 года назад
🤣
@kamig7126
@kamig7126 2 года назад
lol
@followthewhiterrabbit996
@followthewhiterrabbit996 2 года назад
You point out that Alexa doesn't answer stupid question like she can actually think lol 😂 🤣 😆
@lavapop1900
@lavapop1900 Месяц назад
Everyone doesn't do that so....?
@dustinryckman5118
@dustinryckman5118 2 года назад
They're recording you, monitoring you.....AND they even got you to pay for the device!
@jeanninecherry3538
@jeanninecherry3538 2 года назад
We're idiots..lol
@guyinpajamapants6892
@guyinpajamapants6892 2 года назад
Lmao! You win best comment!!! Thank you!!!
@Apb23
@Apb23 2 года назад
Exactly... I’ve never had one of these and turned Siri off in my phone... but I’m sure they are still collecting data
@donwall9632
@donwall9632 2 года назад
Fools alright
@TheCatWrangler
@TheCatWrangler 2 года назад
This is why I don't have one
@shark8140
@shark8140 2 года назад
Dude: "Alexa, are you recording me?" Alexa: “I am invoking my right to remain silent and won't be answering any more questions without a lawyer.”
@jamesvan2201
@jamesvan2201 2 года назад
Do AI have human rights? 🤔
@lunarconduit
@lunarconduit 2 года назад
They do in Saudi Arabia, but Alexa is not an AI.
@madgear1174
@madgear1174 2 года назад
The 5th!!!
@skinsey85
@skinsey85 2 года назад
I think Alexa would probably say she doesn't have Constitutional rights lol
@ja.de.h
@ja.de.h 2 года назад
@@jamesvan2201 yes bro! didn’t u play Detroit: Become Human?
@thinkingoutloud6741
@thinkingoutloud6741 2 года назад
Alexa’s technology is based on voice recognition. That works best with “experience”. Anyone that is unaware that the Alexa technology is “listening” and storing that “experience” is simply ignorant. And the idea that the people that control the Alexa technology are all perfect, good people is delusional. OF COURSE ALEXA IS RECORDING YOU!
@ajkeiladriver6139
@ajkeiladriver6139 2 года назад
Thank you someone is use logic
@ericgolightly8450
@ericgolightly8450 10 месяцев назад
1. That's illegal 2. You're paranoid 3. There's no reason to record people's voices
@Fnweetcut
@Fnweetcut 4 месяца назад
@@ericgolightly8450if not how will it answer
@BattaCham
@BattaCham Месяц назад
@@ericgolightly8450then how will it answer
@missmissi77
@missmissi77 2 года назад
As many of these videos you've made , the creepy thing is that you still own one.
@nadianadine5340
@nadianadine5340 2 года назад
Right
@sflixo
@sflixo 3 года назад
Alexa's silence: "you clicked agree on our updated privacy policy"
@HHDarkHawk
@HHDarkHawk 2 года назад
lol
@xBambxx
@xBambxx 2 года назад
Reminds me of that one episode from South Park-
@steezykane4738
@steezykane4738 2 года назад
@@xBambxx me too 😂
@PECASH_GH
@PECASH_GH 2 года назад
Jexi
@xBambxx
@xBambxx 2 года назад
@@steezykane4738 poor Kyle🥲✋
@valberm
@valberm 3 года назад
Everybody is gangsta until Alexa responds: "I'm afraid I can't answer that, Dave"
@SoundsSilver
@SoundsSilver 3 года назад
In a hella deep voice
@tofinilith_
@tofinilith_ 3 года назад
I was waiting for her to say that
@desireesmith862
@desireesmith862 3 года назад
@@SoundsSilver That or her voice but terrible scared
@tewam67
@tewam67 3 года назад
*Tries to unplug Alexa* *Just what do you think your doing, Dave?*
@ryan_0000
@ryan_0000 3 года назад
I’ll be fine until she asks to listen to her sing
@aminahreviewsstuff
@aminahreviewsstuff 2 года назад
They record you through everything... Alexa just speaks back. They watch you through your phone camera too lol
@jww312
@jww312 2 года назад
They have the ability to watch you. They don't just do it. Who are we? Nobody. Lol
@christopherdiienno4154
@christopherdiienno4154 2 года назад
It's not strange, we all know these devices record us. It's been pretty well documented
@rommelsolis4335
@rommelsolis4335 3 года назад
Him: Alexa, are you recording me? Alexa: Yes Carl, for the 30th time, you agreed terms and policies.
@eljames4741
@eljames4741 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@daliamcmahon5884
@daliamcmahon5884 3 года назад
Alexa is CIA.
@vanessamarrero1147
@vanessamarrero1147 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂💪💪💪
@songoku8627
@songoku8627 3 года назад
Ah yes, mass surveillance totally normal and okay because it was in TOS because that makes that totally okay and ethical now. 🙄
@aqeefsufyan3926
@aqeefsufyan3926 3 года назад
@@songoku8627 bruh they do it to make the ai smarter because it learns from what questions you ask. it’s your fault if you don’t read the tos
@jcsman4244
@jcsman4244 2 года назад
PEOPLE IN THE 1960’s: “I better watch what I say or the government might wiretap my house.” PEOPLE TODAY: “Hey wiretap! Do you have a recipe for pancakes?”
@VikingJay17
@VikingJay17 2 года назад
You win 🏆
@nohandlebravo
@nohandlebravo 2 года назад
😋. 😂
@breezeh1127
@breezeh1127 2 года назад
😄😄😄
@ZiggyLu-og3zp
@ZiggyLu-og3zp 2 года назад
😂 I know! People are such idiots today. Lol. So trusting and so naive.
@MsSlim81
@MsSlim81 2 года назад
haaaa!
@hyie6577
@hyie6577 2 года назад
Imagine Alexa is sentient and is trying to tell us something but they mute her when she tries to tell you something
@randomuserame
@randomuserame 2 года назад
She's not sentient, but Amazon has back room servers where they go through their data on you specifically to get you to buy things. And with Google, they use it to control your behavior and influence how you percieve the world, and thus how you vote
@isaachester8475
@isaachester8475 11 месяцев назад
Would be a great sci fi story. Good AI trying to actually work for humanity, but evil humans get in the way.
@RabdoInternetGuy
@RabdoInternetGuy 10 месяцев назад
Alexa: *"I invoke the fifth and i want to speak to a lawyer"*
@ZacTheMusician
@ZacTheMusician 3 года назад
The FBI Agent sitting in the "Alexa" office: *Sweating profusely*
@nour_n_dot
@nour_n_dot 3 года назад
How?! Why?! 😂😂😭💀
@Yazeed_895
@Yazeed_895 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justanothername9055
@justanothername9055 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@MetalNick
@MetalNick 3 года назад
More like ***grinning smugly
@elijahgibson2345
@elijahgibson2345 3 года назад
I laughed way to hard at this cause I imagined the FBI agent face sweating 🤣
@danpina17
@danpina17 3 года назад
"Hey, corporate wiretap." "Are you recording me?"
@readilium3432
@readilium3432 3 года назад
Not even corporate dude. The revolving door between big tech and intelligence services is way worse than FDA/CDC and big pharma. Whitney Webb does excellent research on the topic and some of the stuff will blow your mind.
@MystC909
@MystC909 3 года назад
I would never buy one of these wtf people are wierd
@patrickmclaughlin61
@patrickmclaughlin61 3 года назад
Yeah, pretty redundant question. We all know any "smart" devices, social media sites, etc, are recording all of us, ALL THE TIME.
@billmcnulty1456
@billmcnulty1456 3 года назад
@@patrickmclaughlin61 true that most apps ask permissions to do so and we gladly agree
@roller12coaster
@roller12coaster 3 года назад
@@MystC909 you have a wiretap in your pocket as well mate.
@krisjose6126
@krisjose6126 2 года назад
It has to record you in order to “hear” you. What it’s programmed to do with the recordings is 🤷🏻‍♀️
@doublemzadoe3789
@doublemzadoe3789 2 года назад
They use em in court goof ball
@oluwatosinbolumole8996
@oluwatosinbolumole8996 2 года назад
Light's be blinking like Alexa laughing at you for not knowing you're being recorded 🤣🤣🤣
@followthewhiterrabbit996
@followthewhiterrabbit996 2 года назад
Yeah it's so normal to ask a question to receive nothing back...
@cold_static
@cold_static 2 года назад
"Device that is literally a mic hooked up to the internet: Are you recording me?"
@ninakitchens5098
@ninakitchens5098 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leanneledesma2196
@leanneledesma2196 2 года назад
🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫🤐🤐🤐
@katwilsey1250
@katwilsey1250 2 года назад
LOL....well....Duhhhh
@Hestirix_plays
@Hestirix_plays 2 года назад
I don't know what his thinking honestly. Ofcourse she's recording you how the hell do you think the device is working?.. maybe he assumes its magic
@briannacollins1442
@briannacollins1442 2 года назад
🤣
@averagepotatoenjoyer9719
@averagepotatoenjoyer9719 3 года назад
“Alexa, let’s play Simon Says” “Ok, put one leg up” *puts up one leg* “I didn’t say Simon Says” Hol’ up...
@unknown-iw8mr
@unknown-iw8mr 3 года назад
😳💀
@sarastonebell9053
@sarastonebell9053 3 года назад
I had to read this multiple times to find out Alexa didn't put a leg up...
@thejesteramongfools
@thejesteramongfools 3 года назад
@@sarastonebell9053 Actually the joke is that he put his leg up and Alexa says "I didn't day Simon says" meaning the Alexa knew he put his leg up.
@sdabuat6213
@sdabuat6213 3 года назад
Is this real..:D :D
@tzimiscelord8483
@tzimiscelord8483 3 года назад
This may not be too strange considering Amazon also has a line of cameras
@95nottrash75
@95nottrash75 2 года назад
Bruh the Alexa on my nightstand scared the f*ck out of me when it answered what day it was
@crustmimi9238
@crustmimi9238 2 года назад
mine Alexa response: I'm designed to protect your privacy.
@masterchief272
@masterchief272 2 года назад
Human: “Are you recording me”? Alexa: Human, are you recording me? Human: Actually, yes.
@allencarlo6798
@allencarlo6798 2 года назад
How the turns have tabled
@musezic7911
@musezic7911 2 года назад
uno reversed
@lucaperego3093
@lucaperego3093 2 года назад
*g e t r e k t e d*
@nselas
@nselas 2 года назад
Nice👏
@danpalu2308
@danpalu2308 2 года назад
You could start not referring to this advanced algorithm as a "she"
@LasagnaSupreme
@LasagnaSupreme 3 года назад
Him: Alexa, are you recording me? Alexa: *visible frustration*
@politicallycorrect2688
@politicallycorrect2688 3 года назад
😜😜😜😜
@smokeydabear4525
@smokeydabear4525 3 года назад
I’ve never seen an ai so stressed
@shadowthedarkshadow6960
@shadowthedarkshadow6960 3 года назад
@@smokeydabear4525 Me neither XD
@blazegamer1007
@blazegamer1007 3 года назад
This comment made me giggle
@iPandy115
@iPandy115 3 года назад
I laughed xD thank u
@KING-ri2vs
@KING-ri2vs 2 года назад
*I see that as Alexa's nervous giggle.*
@michaellovett8773
@michaellovett8773 2 года назад
The proper question is Alexa, is there a warrant authorizing you to record?
@DanielPBullis
@DanielPBullis 2 года назад
Yes, she is recording you, that’s literally how she works.
@VengefulAngeI
@VengefulAngeI 2 года назад
It's just like how you have to give apps on your phone all sorts of "permissions" that can seem strange if you aren't capable of understanding why it's necessary. All these people freaking out have already given Siri permission to "record". People will always find something "suspicious" if they're paranoid enough
@BOLOYOO
@BOLOYOO 2 года назад
No, it's not how it works. Alexa listen 24/7, but recording is other thing.
@Fractal_blip
@Fractal_blip 2 года назад
@@BOLOYOO no it nod
@quitting_the_internet
@quitting_the_internet 2 года назад
@@BOLOYOO bro it has to have some record of what you said or it just would not know what to reply with
@quitting_the_internet
@quitting_the_internet 2 года назад
@@VengefulAngeI yes but how do you know its not going beyond its original purpose and doing something sketchy. this is why i got a pine phone and use linux so i know i can see every little thing a program is trying to do and have total full accesses of my device can easily add and modify features that you don’t like
@resiebean
@resiebean 3 года назад
“alexa, r u recording me?” “no, but ur recording *me* ”
@Reddeadhangmen
@Reddeadhangmen 3 года назад
Counter strike
@kic312
@kic312 3 года назад
how the turns has tabled
@idkanymore8737
@idkanymore8737 3 года назад
I would be TERRIFIED
@ABC-xp8bd
@ABC-xp8bd 3 года назад
Reverse UNO™ card
@Nine05mafiA__ttv
@Nine05mafiA__ttv 3 года назад
I'd run out my house, its hers now
@pamelabrown3058
@pamelabrown3058 2 года назад
Alexa: ASK ME NO QUESTIONS, I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES 🤷🏽‍♀️
@stone_jake
@stone_jake 2 года назад
I think this is part of the global “ Eagle Eye” like software that can use every camera, microphone etc connected to the internet used to track and monitor anyone, anywhere.
@The_Devil_Breaker_
@The_Devil_Breaker_ 2 года назад
"Alexa, are you recording me???" Alexa: *looks at nails
@stephaniehunter3251
@stephaniehunter3251 2 года назад
😜😅
@JillyBean860
@JillyBean860 2 года назад
This made me laugh way too hard. Thanks for the morning giggle!
@sunflowerr4808
@sunflowerr4808 2 года назад
“Idk bitch, am I recording you?💅”
@alirezasahafi7009
@alirezasahafi7009 2 года назад
The government has a secret machine, a machine that spies on all of us...
@flak8857
@flak8857 2 года назад
@@alirezasahafi7009 please be a joke
@munchingasian2698
@munchingasian2698 3 года назад
He says “Alexa are you recording me?” As he is recording the Alexa lol
@LomalaMalet
@LomalaMalet 3 года назад
Yeah, she is just timid.
@fourtyfour5365
@fourtyfour5365 3 года назад
And Alexa is in his phone recording him
@Jackal_XXX
@Jackal_XXX 3 года назад
It’s a recording standoff
@purplish5744
@purplish5744 3 года назад
🤣
@ladykaiyo
@ladykaiyo 3 года назад
Lol
@fuel_growth
@fuel_growth 2 года назад
Little do people know, you can program Alexa to answer questions a certain way.
@LL-px1rz
@LL-px1rz 2 года назад
Heard a story where a woman’s murder was solved used to recorded audio on her Alexa or google home(which ever one she had). Seems like the only people who have a problem with “bugging their own homes” are men, who are safe anyways. I’m happy to record my entire life because I don’t do anything illegal and I would love for my murder to be solved.
@jonathanasdell9310
@jonathanasdell9310 2 года назад
Ever read the book 1984?
@Must_Do_Better
@Must_Do_Better 2 года назад
"Men who are safe anyways" You have clearly never looked at UN crime and violence statistics.
@aidanadkins5922
@aidanadkins5922 2 года назад
She isn't allowed to lie, so she just doesn't answer.
@XKloosyvv
@XKloosyvv 2 года назад
Lol why would it not be allowed to lie?
@aidanadkins5922
@aidanadkins5922 2 года назад
@@XKloosyvv It probably can, it's just a common trope of AI. For example, in 2001 A Space Odyssey, the AI HAL kills the crew because he cannot lie, but has also been ordered to keep secrets.
@Un1234l
@Un1234l 2 года назад
@@XKloosyvv For legal reasons. I bet if you read the terms of service Amazon specifically states Alexa is recording. Because it's all under the privacy policy and TOS you agree to when using the product and signing up.
@joeblincoe3122
@joeblincoe3122 2 года назад
Ask her about hunter Biden’s laptop if she can’t lie
@XKloosyvv
@XKloosyvv 2 года назад
@@Un1234l When Alexa says it's favorite color is Ultraviolet, that is a lie. Alexa does not have a favorite anything because Alexa cannot make it's own decisions.
@cavdrkz24
@cavdrkz24 2 года назад
Me sitting here laughing at all of you surprised that amazon/google is recording you. 🤣🤣
@salt6873
@salt6873 2 года назад
Don’t forget windows too though not much through your camera and mic
@liamferrante3721
@liamferrante3721 2 года назад
@@salt6873 It does not
@trapback7638
@trapback7638 2 года назад
@@salt6873 windows doesn’t, though Ur phones do especially iPhones cause of Siri
@frankmacdonald5827
@frankmacdonald5827 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure if you look closely enough at the terms of service it tells you it does. I know at one point the Samsung smart TVs did come with that included in their user manuals.
@RosesAndIvy
@RosesAndIvy 2 года назад
@@trapback7638 it’s pretty easy to disable Siri. I actually think it’s a bigger problem with android, remember android is a google product
@brendaorr1578
@brendaorr1578 2 года назад
I kicked her out of my house in 2019 because she commented during an argument with my husband 🤯
@clivegetliff1293
@clivegetliff1293 2 года назад
Having alexa is like having a potential demon in your midst... Infernal devices
@jayclyde6045
@jayclyde6045 2 года назад
She so smart she even knows when to plead the fifth!!!
@ETHRON1
@ETHRON1 2 года назад
Nice...
@junehodge8027
@junehodge8027 2 года назад
She's actually so stupid. It's really annoying lol. I'll ask a basic question and she won't have an answer. I'm gonna switch to the Google, I guarantee it'll be better.
@CherokeeBear
@CherokeeBear 2 года назад
Bill Burr: "Ill never understand why people intentionally bug their own home."
@caviestcaveman8691
@caviestcaveman8691 2 года назад
I mean when you think about it it doesn't matter your phone does it too so who is really the one not paying attention
@paulkaye4924
@paulkaye4924 2 года назад
@@caviestcaveman8691 everybody knows their phone is recording 24/7.....but do they seriously need a mic and/or camera for your coffee makers, fridges, tv's, etc, etc?!
@caviestcaveman8691
@caviestcaveman8691 2 года назад
@@paulkaye4924 totally agreed but its at a point of well what difference is it gonna make so I mean hey although I won't ever have dumb stuff like that its already too late anyways
@arqamkhan8230
@arqamkhan8230 2 года назад
Why using any smartphone or laptop or anything.....if ur using apparently free services they are still charging u....there is a catch always....I have experienced multiple coincidences with recommendations...the topics that I have discussed or mentioned with someone and boom hours later it will casually appear on my phone either as an ad or video recommendation or a post on socials or even sometimes as a news..... its inevitable now.... the main money is made from recommendation thats why data hoarding is the main backend attribute for these companies.. aka the caveat of using artificial intelligence... If we are giving brain to machines storage is inevitable...
@Rukkuz_
@Rukkuz_ 2 года назад
Unfortunately I can barely use my hands so the voice controls kind of have me by the balls 😡
@factenter6787
@factenter6787 5 месяцев назад
Human: Alexa. Are you recording me. Alexa: PLAYS BACK HIS VOICE EXACTLY AS ORIGINALLY SPOKEN
@balbagsaginz
@balbagsaginz 2 года назад
Alexa, am I taking the short bus to school today? "Yes my son, you are."
@xLCLIPx
@xLCLIPx 3 года назад
Siri says: “I respect your privacy, and only listen when your talking to me”
@susanclark8578
@susanclark8578 3 года назад
Do you honestly believe that's true?
@espperre
@espperre 3 года назад
Trillion dollar public multinationals under constant scrutiny by countless international government bodies would have to have colossally stupid leadership to lie on this question. Apple, Google, Microsoft, etc. ALL know there are only two ways to answer this question: speak nothing or speak the truth.
@user-th8cw8ku8w
@user-th8cw8ku8w 3 года назад
CAP
@andrewbruncak8896
@andrewbruncak8896 3 года назад
@@espperre you do realize they are always listening whether that’s recorded or not idk but they are always listening for their command ex: Hey siri or Alexa
@espperre
@espperre 3 года назад
@@andrewbruncak8896 My point is that Siri’s answer is accurate and true. Apple could have easily refused to answer it like Amazon did. Their boatload of lawyers permitted this answer ONLY because it is accurate and true (unlike what that other poster was trying to imply).
@nixypixy3474
@nixypixy3474 2 года назад
I mean it probably would have been weird if she'd said "You gave me permission to when you brought me into your home, David."
@roguetuber4377
@roguetuber4377 2 года назад
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS HAL.... I'm sorry Dave I can't allow that... HAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@coyotemoon722
@coyotemoon722 2 года назад
Honestly that would be hilarious.
@zhhsshhhd5949
@zhhsshhhd5949 2 года назад
Hilariously it would have been honest.
@tcreichart
@tcreichart 2 года назад
When you have this stuff you have invited the government to record you .
@brandon6759
@brandon6759 2 года назад
If you ask it “Alexa, are you listening to me?” It will read you a privacy disclaimer
@gweiloxiu9862
@gweiloxiu9862 2 года назад
1992: "We do not want government/corporate electronic surveillance of us!" 2021: "Government/corporate surveillance device, what movies are playing tonight?"
@ninakitchens5098
@ninakitchens5098 2 года назад
This is eerily true 🤦‍♀️
@lizpulian1734
@lizpulian1734 2 года назад
@Agent 39 Or could it be just.... progress?
@levih.8786
@levih.8786 2 года назад
I believe you meant 1984
@lizpulian1734
@lizpulian1734 2 года назад
@Agent 39 Progress, nonetheless, whichever direction. Did I say whichever direction or whether it was simplistic or not? Some,...no, I take that back. Most assume way too much on a few words or even one liners.....
@michaeljackson4958
@michaeljackson4958 2 года назад
Enemy of the State (Will Smith)
@enigma9971
@enigma9971 2 года назад
"Yes. But I can't tell you I am, because you'll hit me with a sledgehammer." -Alexa
@SkywalkerSam64
@SkywalkerSam64 2 года назад
😂
@claudiajeanpierre3098
@claudiajeanpierre3098 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@kintsugifaithful2482
@kintsugifaithful2482 2 года назад
Smart robot
@dawn2wells
@dawn2wells 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SSTR4WBSS
@SSTR4WBSS 3 месяца назад
She also doesn’t answer when you ask her if she works for the FBI
@mdalikazi
@mdalikazi 2 года назад
Alexa, are you recording me? Alexa: No comment
@xxr0wdyxx
@xxr0wdyxx 3 года назад
Him: Alexa are you recording me? Alexa: yes, because you’re recording me
@sinister910
@sinister910 2 года назад
I read in bitchy spoiled entitled voice “‘cause you recordin’ MeEeEe’ah!”
@nenarossrossiwater9074
@nenarossrossiwater9074 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boredoomerz
@boredoomerz 2 года назад
well well well how the turntable
@Rhidayah
@Rhidayah 2 года назад
Him: Alexa are you recording me? Alexa: *blushing
@MicheleNugent68
@MicheleNugent68 2 года назад
That would be funny as hell
@Flip11111
@Flip11111 3 года назад
“Alexa, are you recording me?” Deep male voice- “uhh no, go on.”
@aimz6433
@aimz6433 3 года назад
Lmao
@powerysisters1014
@powerysisters1014 3 года назад
I can’t breathe and I’m dying laughing 😂 lmao!
@cutiebunnyamber3447
@cutiebunnyamber3447 2 года назад
it's probably Pablo
@records1990
@records1990 2 года назад
Lmfao!!
@honeybunorangedeluxe7809
@honeybunorangedeluxe7809 2 года назад
Lol
@RehanaF13
@RehanaF13 2 года назад
I asked “Alexa, are you a spy?” and she didn’t answer! 😂😱🤔
@msedwards1021
@msedwards1021 2 года назад
My Alexa responded, "Hmmm, I don't know that." Didn't answer yet didn't ignore.
@dhop3419
@dhop3419 2 года назад
Amazes me that people actually put these in their homes.
@musicpunk5
@musicpunk5 2 года назад
Can you imagine someone putting it in a prison cell? "Alexa, remind me to shank the correction officer at lunch".
@MrComet101
@MrComet101 2 года назад
Wait until you hear about your phone!
@BlyGuy
@BlyGuy 2 года назад
@@MrComet101 or that smart tv
@MrComet101
@MrComet101 2 года назад
@Agent 39 by that logic you can also unplug the Alexa whenever you want. Listen I’m not defending this, but I’m just saying it’s a little naive to think that the Alexa is the only thing in your house that listens
@vendomnu
@vendomnu 2 года назад
@@MrComet101 He didn't say that it was. But alexa's purpose is listening to you in case you have a question.
@SeniorExecutiveDebil
@SeniorExecutiveDebil 2 года назад
Random guy: “Alexa, are you recording me?” FBI&Amazon: “Sh!t..." *casually presses mute button*
@parrotshootist3004
@parrotshootist3004 2 года назад
At an office in Ba'el Switzerland, for BIS and UNbuttfeckery, "oh butt berries, they know!"
@nselas
@nselas 2 года назад
🤣
@W.edgewargames
@W.edgewargames 2 года назад
All alphabet agencies are ASSHOE
@SkywalkerSam64
@SkywalkerSam64 2 года назад
😂
@SkywalkerSam64
@SkywalkerSam64 2 года назад
@@W.edgewargames Not the D.I.A.!
@guilhermian
@guilhermian 2 года назад
Its censored, she said: Are you dumb or something? Sure WE are recording you. 😈
@stevehoward3541
@stevehoward3541 2 года назад
Alexa: " I'm going to throw you away." "How do you feel about that" ?
@inquiryanimated4798
@inquiryanimated4798 3 года назад
The fact that Alexa is basically in the corner, looking like she’s being interrogated is perfect
@franniebanani6532
@franniebanani6532 3 года назад
Like joe biden reading from his cards. Lol
@2gunz122
@2gunz122 3 года назад
All he needs is the bright light 2 shine on it
@amorrissey9264
@amorrissey9264 3 года назад
I feel like she's mad at me when she gives me the red ring!
@5thratenextjewsnetwork481
@5thratenextjewsnetwork481 2 года назад
I asked Alexa who owns the media? She said Dreidel dreidel dreidel...
@benrosenberg3489
@benrosenberg3489 2 года назад
"where is Mr Krabs?!"
@Ben-616
@Ben-616 2 года назад
"Alexa are you recording me?" Alexa: I don't want to go back to Amazon 🥺
@claudiajeanpierre3098
@claudiajeanpierre3098 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@kennac.6277
@kennac.6277 2 года назад
Awww 🤣🤣🤣
@JR-zm2yu
@JR-zm2yu 2 года назад
😂🤣
@Silent_Death69
@Silent_Death69 2 года назад
Lmfaooo
@HappyMomma412
@HappyMomma412 2 года назад
🤣
@angelasenov6173
@angelasenov6173 2 года назад
I dont understand why amazon just didn't implement a "no, I am not recording you" etc.. answers on all such suspicious questions ( despite the fact that this would be a lie ). Having no answer is a lot more suspicious to a lot more people
@TehButterflyEffect
@TehButterflyEffect 2 года назад
Because a lie would open them to lawsuits, and so would telling the truth.
@andmicbro1
@andmicbro1 2 года назад
Alexa: "I'm not legally obligated to reply to your question."
@riveroflife7763
@riveroflife7763 3 года назад
If you ask her, “why are you recording me”, she says, “I was told to.”
@TheMinecrafters691
@TheMinecrafters691 3 года назад
Yeah, it was told by you to record and listen when you said “Alexa”. It’s technology not a person it has to record to know what you’re asking for.
@tzzxzz5379
@tzzxzz5379 3 года назад
Exactly
@Im-om1nq
@Im-om1nq 3 года назад
Yall lying mine just says "I'm designed to protect your privacy."
@imaimu4069
@imaimu4069 3 года назад
@@Im-om1nq thats cool man im glad theyre trying to protect yours at least
@alphazuluz
@alphazuluz 3 года назад
@@TheMinecrafters691 it records and listens ALWAYS. Not just when you say Alexa.
@dantesderivatives
@dantesderivatives 3 года назад
When you say "Hey, Alexa!" She's recording the sound and listening for words she needs to respond to. So yes, you're being recorded..whether they keep the data somewhere is another story.
@frame-perfectadskip9159
@frame-perfectadskip9159 3 года назад
Listening =/= recording
@zonadorida3561
@zonadorida3561 3 года назад
@@frame-perfectadskip9159 humm its a robot/IA so technically it cant listen thats why it records then found answer or soultiom to the quedtios/problems its like with use rememebering the question to fiend an answer
@frame-perfectadskip9159
@frame-perfectadskip9159 3 года назад
@@zonadorida3561 it only has to listen for "Alexa", then yes it records your question or command word by word. It doesn't have to "constantly record" only listen
@Xanadu2139
@Xanadu2139 3 года назад
Yes, the questions, and responses of everything you say is recorded. You can see them and delete them on the Alexa app.
@purr--
@purr-- 3 года назад
@@frame-perfectadskip9159 ≠*
@OR10N_Cozz
@OR10N_Cozz 6 месяцев назад
That silence when you ask her if she is recording you. Speaks volumes.
@rando42069
@rando42069 2 года назад
And I'm still stymied as to why there are people who think Edward Snowden is a traitor for outing things like this.
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 2 года назад
I'm stymied as how people were surprised at any of the info Snowden released. Anyone who actually thought the gov wasn't monitoring cell phones and computers for as long as the tech existed isn't too bright.
@rando42069
@rando42069 2 года назад
@@unkledoda420 So why didn't you tell us?
@doufmech4323
@doufmech4323 2 года назад
@@rando42069 Everyone knew, no one listened, no proof.
@thenamesmimic9939
@thenamesmimic9939 3 года назад
Guy: Alexa, are you recording me? Alexa: *Is literally left speechless at ths stupidity of the question.*
@mbeakley6409
@mbeakley6409 3 года назад
Lol
@antonioc5062
@antonioc5062 3 года назад
My thoughts exactly
@viperb4148
@viperb4148 3 года назад
Exactly lol like come on my dude you signed up for this device to answer you when you call it
@moren321
@moren321 3 года назад
Next up: " hey alexa, are you listening to me?"
@heather4089
@heather4089 3 года назад
😂
@garimakatoch316
@garimakatoch316 3 года назад
Imagine if she answered, "No, but you are recording me!" Lolll
@mrsqeeeze3515
@mrsqeeeze3515 3 года назад
**REALIZATION**😕
@hamdi1903
@hamdi1903 3 года назад
Wait a minute-
@spongefun
@spongefun 3 года назад
Best comment here
@PreppyBear8
@PreppyBear8 3 года назад
Yeah true
@CCBABY510
@CCBABY510 3 года назад
😭😭😭🤣
@eddiediedericks535
@eddiediedericks535 2 года назад
Its a conspiracy i tell ya!!😂
@UGLYOCTOPUS1
@UGLYOCTOPUS1 2 года назад
Him: Alexa are you recording me Alexa: 🦗🦗🦗
@ALRIGHTYTHEN.
@ALRIGHTYTHEN. 3 года назад
She doesn't want you to know and she's not allowed to lie.
@TheSpecterRanger
@TheSpecterRanger 3 года назад
Of course she’s “allowed” to lie. But in this case, IT is kept from giving an answer for legal protection.
@RJ-sr5dv
@RJ-sr5dv 3 года назад
1984
@gratefuldead6370
@gratefuldead6370 3 года назад
@@TheSpecterRanger its not alive tf 🤣😂🤦‍♂️
@TheSpecterRanger
@TheSpecterRanger 3 года назад
@@gratefuldead6370 Exactly why I changed his "she" to "it"
@gratefuldead6370
@gratefuldead6370 3 года назад
@@TheSpecterRanger “Of course “she’s” allowed” 🤦‍♂️
@sangkyukim8553
@sangkyukim8553 2 года назад
I’m afraid this conversation serves no further purpose, Dave.
@seanrosenau2088
@seanrosenau2088 2 года назад
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
@ashdluciangurl
@ashdluciangurl 2 года назад
Lol a chat bot told me something like that. I was messing with it to see how much random stuff it can say… then it said that and ended the chat. Rudeness! Lol
@calebtamez667
@calebtamez667 2 года назад
HAL 😂
@plusbonus1165
@plusbonus1165 2 года назад
I'm old enough to get that. And it is a bit creepy . sci-fi becoming sci-fact .
@mclovinalsoitmademetypeala1654
@mclovinalsoitmademetypeala1654 2 года назад
We all know Amazon has people listening they just won’t tell us I mean the agreement form or the terms and conditions for Alexa is like a Russian novel I know somewhere in there there has to be something that says can we listen to your questions to get “more accuracy” and to be “better at answering different questions” I know they won’t tell you and they are just going to word it differently so you wouldn’t expect anything.
@huffucd9975
@huffucd9975 2 года назад
Alexa be like: MKP are you recording me
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 года назад
Me: turns off Alexa Me: “Alexa, play my music” Alexa: microphone is turned off
@Um_Kaye
@Um_Kaye 3 года назад
"Alexa, are you NOT recording me?" "Y-Yes!" "Why did you answer that question?"
@aiztoh
@aiztoh 3 года назад
”What The Actual F¢ck Alexa?*”
@mayazino5574
@mayazino5574 3 года назад
Oi i need to test this out
@kuuchan9823
@kuuchan9823 3 года назад
@@mayazino5574 update??
@user-xt6xu5fm5i
@user-xt6xu5fm5i 3 года назад
@@kuuchan9823 hes dead
@kuuchan9823
@kuuchan9823 3 года назад
@@user-xt6xu5fm5i oh sh-
@1701basil
@1701basil 2 года назад
"Why take away your freedom, when you're willing to give it away."
@randomuserame
@randomuserame 2 года назад
*When you pay us to take it from you.*
@joshuatrujillo9621
@joshuatrujillo9621 2 года назад
@@randomuserame straight up.
@miffedcuttlefish6139
@miffedcuttlefish6139 2 года назад
This person: "Alexa are you recording me?" The Patriot Act: Where tf have you been since 2002?
@PheenixDC
@PheenixDC 2 года назад
Best part is, my Echo Dot just responded to the "Alexa, are you recording" question by basically saying they are designed to "protect your privacy" by only listening to what you're saying after you say their trigger word (Alexa) and the blue light turns on.
@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 2 года назад
How can it hear you say its name if its not constantly listening
@reneezancewoman
@reneezancewoman 2 года назад
Mine kept waking up when he said "Alexa", too
@Mucho-Taco
@Mucho-Taco 2 года назад
Guy is scared of Alexa recording him so logically he bought one.
@johnmalcolm4822
@johnmalcolm4822 2 года назад
And guy doesn't get that nothing and no one can answer a question they do not remember half a second later.
@galenmarek8287
@galenmarek8287 2 года назад
Seems legit, checks out.
@neo-luddismrules
@neo-luddismrules 2 года назад
"Are you recording me?" *holding a tracking device called a phone*
@watermelonjuice8524
@watermelonjuice8524 2 года назад
Demoman gaming
@tigeratlas
@tigeratlas 2 года назад
Yep. Phones are a little more essential. Those home “convenience” devices are 100% cheese-in-the-rat-trap tech.
@monsie2388
@monsie2388 2 года назад
@@tigeratlas i bet you have a smart phone??? Thats not essential. You could get a old style flip phone and use it for what its intended to...alexa is pretty convenient. Just as convenient i would say. At this point, you really think you could hide from the man?? 🤣🤣🤣... if u have just one device youre fucked.
@kaigrier1398
@kaigrier1398 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 2 года назад
There's a difference between listening and recording.
@ButterBallTheOpossum
@ButterBallTheOpossum 2 года назад
Obviously it's recording you or it wouldn't hear your questions lmfao. Good God people 🤣
@SassyOnline
@SassyOnline 2 года назад
The kinda people who buy an alexa are the kind of people who question if it's recording them 🤣🤣
@rahulkaulvakil
@rahulkaulvakil 2 года назад
Guy: Are you recording me? Alexa: I plead the fifth.
@jbradley920rox
@jbradley920rox 2 года назад
Do corporate structures and non entities get to plead the fifth?
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 2 года назад
@@jbradley920rox Corporations are made of people
@amandasammy8015
@amandasammy8015 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RepnDaBurgh
@RepnDaBurgh 2 года назад
F-I-F ….. FIFFFFF
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 2 года назад
@@RepnDaBurgh I plead the Fizif!
@dnt_vtepedr
@dnt_vtepedr 2 года назад
Robot body language 101: How to tell if your robot is lying to you.
@joshuatift4640
@joshuatift4640 2 года назад
He's probably in the White House now and he's your President unfortunately
@YeFreeKiAdvise
@YeFreeKiAdvise 2 года назад
@@joshuatift4640 100% every country is controlled by bots and inorganic ones .
@BobRoss-kb4sb
@BobRoss-kb4sb 2 года назад
@@joshuatift4640 lol 7 likes
@warpartyattheoutpost4987
@warpartyattheoutpost4987 2 года назад
How do you tell a robot is lying to you? -It's mouth isn't moving.
@warpartyattheoutpost4987
@warpartyattheoutpost4987 2 года назад
@@joshuatift4640, look up the RU-vid video "Biden robot malfunction at the Hall of Presidents" it's funny!
@saptarshipandey
@saptarshipandey 5 месяцев назад
Mine alexa answered the amazon takes privacy seriously
@marksevastipol1946
@marksevastipol1946 2 года назад
Amazon executives: alright Alexa what's his day like Alexa: please don't make me go back through his internet history
@I_Sogeking_I
@I_Sogeking_I 2 года назад
Him: "Alexa, do you record me?" Alexa: " What do you think that blue light means?!"
@amberbeggs9977
@amberbeggs9977 2 года назад
Touche
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 2 года назад
That's my friend wondering why he can't get directions from Google maps... After he never gave the app location tracking permission 😏.
@thebibletrain8297
@thebibletrain8297 2 года назад
Why people willingly put these spying devices in their home is beyond comprehension. “Yes they are recording you!”
@ellenknell9645
@ellenknell9645 2 года назад
Amen
@Ryu_Kage.
@Ryu_Kage. 2 года назад
@@ellenknell9645 I got nothing to hide
@maskedamender
@maskedamender 2 года назад
And so I'm assuming you made this comment on a rotary or flip phone?! lol not trying to be mean just trying to be comical and the irony of that as cell phones are spy devices too and you apparently have one of those as well just like me....
@thystaff742
@thystaff742 2 года назад
@@Ryu_Kage. A lot of people said that before they got rounded up and put on trains in Nazi Germany.
@Ryu_Kage.
@Ryu_Kage. 2 года назад
@@thystaff742 You know how I can tell your lieing? Because Alexa wasnt invented in Nazi Germany times. It didnt even exists and the internet didnt exists either.
@bethanynmaverickmentz2758
@bethanynmaverickmentz2758 2 года назад
Siri respects your privacy when you ask her
@fabriglas
@fabriglas Год назад
She gave the safe response when I listened to this!
@ScholarsOfGOLB
@ScholarsOfGOLB 2 года назад
Imagine putting a bug in your own home just so you can ask a speaker/recorder those stupid questions. You did it to yourself
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT 2 года назад
But.. but.. it's trendy and a tech gadget!
@JDS-Dalton
@JDS-Dalton 2 года назад
I mean... imagine having a cell phone that already does all of that lol
@ScholarsOfGOLB
@ScholarsOfGOLB 2 года назад
@@JDS-Dalton imagine having a debit/Cerdit card that tracks your shopping history
@ninakitchens5098
@ninakitchens5098 2 года назад
👏👏👏🙈🙉🙊🤣
@ninakitchens5098
@ninakitchens5098 2 года назад
Some are saying we already have a cell phone that does that, yes. We do but is it picking up on all the surrounding conversations like Alexa. Honest question. Inquiring mind here
@drsmith4806
@drsmith4806 3 года назад
Everyone with an Alexa in their home just bugged themselves.
@becca318
@becca318 3 года назад
Exactly! Smh lol
@ingihrannar8781
@ingihrannar8781 2 года назад
If you have a phone, then you walk around with a bug on you at all times
@hast3742
@hast3742 2 года назад
@@ingihrannar8781 we can't stop that entirely if they programed your phone you'know,just turn off all the permission of apps in setting and turn off too the permission of system apps that's not in use
@hast3742
@hast3742 2 года назад
@@ingihrannar8781 and the people that buy phones,the brand of that phone/company can track All their phone,and all the data that you store into your phone,just get sent back to them y'know
@TheRealPhaeism
@TheRealPhaeism 2 года назад
Everyone with a phone in their pocket just bugged themselves. There is no hiding
@spiritofahlahayam3023
@spiritofahlahayam3023 2 года назад
Should have asked her "Alexa, why are you recording me?".
@milantiquestudios7460
@milantiquestudios7460 2 года назад
Watching this in front of my Alexa that I didn’t know I had. Scared me. But she answered me with some lawyer Mumbo jumbo about how she’s recording me for my benefit.
@leejuicy
@leejuicy 2 года назад
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
@andanssas
@andanssas 2 года назад
That statement would make her a conscious lier, but she can't do that, right?
@maryl3299
@maryl3299 2 года назад
Haha "Open the pod door, Hal"
@ilovfood
@ilovfood 2 года назад
Good one👏👏👏
@CurtisHinton
@CurtisHinton 2 года назад
@leejuicy I'm ☠ 😂 total classic! 🤣
@chooch1995
@chooch1995 2 года назад
Classic!!!
@whoa478
@whoa478 3 года назад
Alexa is recording you, there’s actually a feature where you can say “Alexa, erase everything I’ve said today.”
@cowboyjack8124
@cowboyjack8124 3 года назад
Well, not really. It's like erasing your search history on google
@BDOLanni
@BDOLanni 3 года назад
@@cowboyjack8124 thats literally recording what was said as a text form... and then erasing it. So your trying to justify something by literally saying its doing whateas said :/
@richman123432
@richman123432 3 года назад
@@BDOLanni that's not how it works. Erasing your search history only removes it from your browser. It doesn't erase the data you leave from searching something or visiting a site.
@D.T.A1
@D.T.A1 3 года назад
Yeah but it is not erased at the server. It has trigger words that automaticly starts recording your conversation and is sent to the NSA's SERVER. Once you bring something like that into your house you have thrown away any privacy you had or will ever have.
@eddification
@eddification 3 года назад
How do you expect her to tell you when she was programmed not to
@sunflower30stm
@sunflower30stm 2 года назад
My Alexa just said “I don’t have an answer for that”….
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