Alfred Pennyworth's Most Badass Moments 

Alfred has amazing game, the only reason Bruce is even dating half the women he's been with is because Alfred taught him how to be a gentleman. Also I would laugh so hard if Alfred ever went to Themyscira and Hippolyta is just "oh no, it's my ex." And everyone just STOPS dead in their tracks like "I'm sorry, explain yourselves. NOW!"

When I heard this I was literally like; "He did what!?"

@@silence_dais sad thing is I’m now terrified that that actually will happen at some point in either the comics or an one off animated movie and I really want to see that scene.

​@@silence_dais is it bad that I want to see this happen now cause the reactions alone would be worth it.

"Alfred, I can't help but notice a sudden increase in your bank account, directly from the royal family after Elizabeth's passing. Care to explain?" "...I was young, master Bruce. Young, stupid and unaware of just _how_ grateful someone can be after you save their life."

Another good one for Alfred is "Beware the fury of a patient man"

Hell hath no fury like Alfred when pissed

​@@thomasnolastname8734he's got both, so that means he's double dangerous.

Probably means they were stationed behind everyone else

Dude was in the SAS in the 40s

That joke doesn’t work as well as you think, Arkham Origins was released in 2013, before Avenger: Age of Ultron.

Too bad Quicksilver was a terrible listener.

@@mr.mcnerdo "You didn't see that coming?"

​@@marckempe2143than technically, Alfred inspired Cap to say that line.

@@marckempe2143Ohh booohooo who cares.

Not to mention how in The Batman Bruce calls alfred in a state of absolute despair when le learns what the Riddler's plans are

Wow. Everyone in the bat family respects Alfred. Even the problem children (Jason Todd, & Damian Wayne)

I really want to read an elseworlds comic/see an episode where (in a more happy world than normal) Bruce's parents are killed by drunk driver's instead. Alfred becomes batman to make young master Bruce stop crying and fights mundane crime like drunk drivers/bullies/mean teachers/The scary part of town with all the old spooky buildings/etc.

In the silver age he was a bird superhero In the past.

@@nehemiahpouncey3607 suddenly that one off line in Lego Batman makes sense. Note Alfred said in that movie "I miss the 60s" as he dressed up Batman to join the fight.

As he loads his shotgun

Alfred is the only character allowed to say something that badass

Alfred is the reason why the Joker doesn't want someone to kill batman

I agree

He raised him after his parents deaths. He’s practically in my mind not just a butler but also a father figure. Even if sometimes Bruce sucks really damn hard at showing it.

​@@starrsmith3810 Even if Bruce's parents didn't die, he'd still have raised Bruce

Which justice league comics ?

@@yosifalhasil6044 Animated series. It was his last appearance in the DCAU.

@@fanusobscurus okay do you know which episode ?

@@yosifalhasil6044 Forget the exact name, wanna say Starfall? Season finale of JL before they went to JLU. It was when Thanagar invaded to blue up the earth to win a war.

@@fanusobscurus I see thanks

Damn, that’s cold

That Alfred also dressed up as Batman to rescue Bruce Wayne…

Pretty much Batman's uncle ben

No. He's the greatest butler ever

HE'S A DAMN GOOD BUTLER

​@BobPants SpongeSquare except he doesn't get shot and die like a wimp He's built different

​@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265He's one hell of a butler

He got a show.

The Gentleman Butler Rises

​@@PerovNigma We need more.

There’s already a planned movie about him

The batman's bodyguard

Oh I wanna see them just chatting while drinking tea now

​@@bodenking They would be a force to be reckoned with, truly.

But didn’t Iroh’s son get killed, I’m pretty it also implied that Ozai put a hit on him. Wasn’t his “failure to protect his son” his motivation for rebelling against Ozai and deciding to Protect Zuko from sharing his son’s fate or following the path as Ozai and their father Sozen.

​@@cwa728he does see zuko like he is his second son.

Iroh and Alfred would be the best of friends

Gotham's Alfred was such a fun version of the character. I think my favorite moment with him has to be when, after hearing Bruce got into a fight at school with the kid who would go on to become Hush, Alfred immediately teaches Bruce how a throw a proper punch, then drives him to Hush's house so that Bruce can beat him up.

I was really hoping that scene would be on the list. 👍

​@@kamikazelemming1552 ikr

@@kamikazelemming1552 He is a very good actor. Well he is the son of the third doctor from doctor who so not surprising

@@Barrothmaster452 Yep

After what happened to Bruce, Alfred said "never again".

"...Guns." "Yes, sir." "In my house?" "You'll never find them all."

In some writer's interpretation, Batman's policy to "not kill" is because he knew he walk in slippery slope, he afraid if he take a life once, he will fallen. Alfred in other hand, already pass that sentiment (ex-SAS) But Alfred still respect Bat's commitment, and Batman wont forbid Alfred from using firearms. There are mutual understanding between them

i mean, if anyone tried, alfred could easily put them in their place

I read a story where after Jason, Dick, Damian, and Tim get kidnapped by The Joker, Bruce actually decides the Joker has to die…..only for Alfred to just do the deed himself lmao. I imagine he’s been wanting to do that ever since Joker killed Jason.

That's metal as shit, wtf.

alfreds just built diffrent

And not only that but criticizes the Jokers poor swordsmanship and manners, and the pole exit leads to Alfred trolling him with the Batman's approval. Alfred has always been the more dangerous of the two, he just lets Bruce gets some experience under his belt because he wont be there to protect him forever.

Remember the alfred archery scene?

Both him and red hood

Batman: "I don't use guns...but my butler does"

I mean, what are they gonna do, stop him? We all know that is not gonna work

Cause alfred is that moral compass for them. If alfred did it then I had to be done.

I think it’s more a point that Alfred isn’t a superhero, so while he supports Bruce and whomever he brings in, he isn’t beholden to the same standards. Usually it’s merely self defence for him. Which is good, because as much as Batman has been flaunderised, there’s at least one person in his life who has seniority over Bruce’s antics. That and Batman has argued with him about it before, but Alfred is usually the man who can get through to him and can tell him off. Edit 20/07: though there is certain portrayals that Alfred hides the guns throughout the mansion, rather the open carrying. Personally, It makes no sense for Bruce to hold Alfred in the same regard, given he isn’t a hero, never volunteered for Bruce’s war. He just looks after his well-being and occasionally brings him home,

the fact that hearing Alfred say he is disappointed in him DIDNT get clark to back down is proof that superman has fully lost his mind there.

@@alexanderlucard4810if alfred told me he was disappointed in me id have to rethink every life choice i ever made

He's also made it clear to Bruce that he has several more guns hidden in other places for emergencies that Bruce wouldn't be able to find. Atleast from what I've seen in other comment sections on other videos related to this

​@@scribblerstudios9895 It's more thar Alfred keeps hiding new ones whenever Bruce finds one

@@thyrussendria8198 I accept that now as part of the plan Alfred has, along with still having a few in spots even Bruce wouldn’t think of. After all, Alfred has served since Thomas Wayne, he undoubtedly knows the manner better then most

Like, takes a piece of paper and draws a picture of a bath?

@@ledlebrgr5380 yes

@@ledlebrgr5380 that's the first episode of Batman the animated series

Nice pfp

@@comradecat7235 thnx

Don't forget that in BVS, Bruce made Alfred a cup of coffee.

"Badass Alfred" -- Aquaman

This sounds absurd, but it's also completely in character lol

You mean he wasn’t already?

"Huh, guess it must be Wednesday"

Well, it was Alfred's idea of paid vacation to spend a week on a yacht, with whole Russia ballet...

Blunderbuss*

also some damn good aim to get a clean shot with a blunderbuss.

Now that's a cringe idea.

@@chris30555Funny idea.

@@chris30555nah that’s hilarious

Fat family?

Fat family 💀

He killed a goddamn Talon in this show... Sure, he had a little help from teenage Bruce, teenage Selina Kyle, and Selina's mom to help distract him, but Alfred's the one who did most of the job and dealt the finishing blow. And that Talon was pretty damn scary, not like the pushover we got in the show *Gotham Knight* (okay his costume was pretty cool, but the first Talon from *Gotham* felt like much more of a menace) and had already effortlessly wrecked Alfred in their previous encounter. Speaking of Alfred and *Gotham Knight* , but the other one, the video game... I loved the scene when Alfred and Jacob Kane were chatting in the street and a thug tried to mug them at gunpoint... _"You know what?... Nevermind..."_ /runs away

Yup, defeated him in a duel, mocked his fencing skills, then trapped and terrorized him on the hidden Bat Pole. No matter the setting, one does not fuck with Alfred.

One word. Sebastian

@@alexzheng7441One Word. Nope.

Bro wouldn’t even need the knife.

​@@jacoba6747Bro DIDN'T need the knife

​@@jacoba6747 The knife is to use as a makeshift coat hook

Also Damien fresh out of LOS training when they first meet. Alfred makes sure everyone knows their place

Wintegreen -- Deathstroke's butler -- same thing...in fact he and Slade Wilson served in combat together before Slade became the Terminator.

My Sad has often talked about a high school English teacher he had back in Rural Iowa back in the fifties. He appeared to be a smallish British Gentleman that couldn’t hurt a flea if he tried. Well, one of the school’s football playing students didn’t like getting reprimanded by him and decided to jump the teacher…………well, after a few quick moves the jock was unconscious and being drug into the hall by this teacher. After that little flare up was over, he closed and locked the door then walked back to his desk brushing his hands together like he was dusting them off. Turns out that if Alfred Pennyworth was a real live man, Alfred and this teacher probably would have done some work together in wartime Britain.

Yep, I'm surprised he didn't show that one! "Yeah, but I'm not a cop am I? I'm a Butler!" *stabs her hand to the interrogation table* Alfred fighting Tigress to a standstill was also badass, beating Copperhead, killing the first Talon in their rematch, giving Bruce his father's watch to use as a brass knuckles to beat up a young Tommy Elliott (future Hush)... ... and best of all, */!\ season 5 SPOILER so if you want to give the show a chance one day, don't read the following /!\* . .. ... .. . crashing into Bane with his car, and then standing up to him alongside a young Catwoman to give Lee Thompkins and Barbara Kean some time to flee with Barbara & Jim Gordon's baby were also memorable moments for him. Sure, it ended perhaps the most brutal, one-sided beatdown from the entire show with Bane knocking Selina Kyle aside with one backhand, and then punching the crap out of Alfred, every impact felt through the noise and the blood flying out of his mouth/nose, and ended him with the show's version of the Bane back-breaker: Bane holding Alfred up in the air like he's going to snap him in half on his knee, but instead brutally slams him into a huge metallic pole... Alfred lying there looking dead, and Selina waking up, crawling toward him and crying for help despite her and Alfred never getting along in the show (on account on her being a no-good thief getting young master Bruce in all kinds of shenanigans; remember the Alfred pimp hand?) He survived, but he had to walk with a cane for the rest of his life after that... we got many, many awesome live action Alfreds over the years, but the one from *Gotham* is still my favorite. Sean Pertwee FTW

Not just stabs.... He f*cken pins her hand to the rable.

Alfred has the dad lore !

Nope, I saw that too 😂

Yes

LOL

Ye

Mods are fucking crazy!

Alfred patiently waiting for Bane to get in shank distance !

The most true thing

Only if lethal force is required. It would be terribly unprofessional to use excessive force, after all. Simply not the done thing, you know. And Alfred is far too classy for that.

Cause it is

It can't. It's actually a myth in media that I guess comes from people not understanding how a defibrillator works. In reality they don't start hearts, they stop them. A heart attack isn't when the heart stops beating altogether, it's when a heart is beating irregularly. And by stopping it, this gives the brain a chance to fix this by restarting the heart with the correct rhythm. It's not the electric that restarts a persons heart at all. Defibrillators can't do this sadly. Technically you could give a person adrenaline to restart their heart (though this is very dangerous and can kill them anyway). Most people don't seem to know this cos media has aways portrayed it wrong, I only know cos I used to be a lifeguard.

​@@NeedleMouseProductionsWow I'm a dumbass. I did not know this