Alien's Guide to DJANGO UNCHAINED 

“An asteroid made of dark matter”. Fricken brilliant. I like how Garix slowly expands the lore of Earthling Cinnema with each episode.

"Spaghetti westerns and ravioli blaxplotation." Just brilliant. I didn't remember that joke.

Feel like I've seen these, like 2 years ago? I'm on another binge, and every single one is pure gold.

"An anthropomorphic piece of property called Django" xD Love how literal he takes the movies.

Calling the director of this movie a "podiatrist" is hilarious.

Did I see humans eat? Should have censored it

Thank you Garex Wormuloid. I am so glad to have found you. Your commentary on many of these movies is spot on. Good to see that you are back. Hurray.

"The first of America's seven Civil Wars" Sure feels like we're headed in that direction...

"The South Pole will rise again!" I'm deceased

Despite the whole video being pretty funny, what got me really good was land sea horses 🤣🤣🤣

you are a fantastic creator. I looked around the room to see if anyone was smiling about 'The Hitler Buddies" inglorious bastards title; I was alone. My smile faded so fast my face has whiplash pain & I Thought...Kill Bill 1 & II would be a good episode to nail two movies.

Garix I love your humor and ending music. Perfect sir ! May you get your own show

2:59 Past participle of "wreak" is "wrought". Minus 5 points.

I love the outro. It chills me out

oh my goodness, I’ve never actually seen this movie and I had no idea it was so gruesome. I have heard that it is one of Leanardo Decaprio’s finest acting moments; when he cut his hand but kept in character. But wow...don’t think I’ll be seeing it anytime soon. Thank you Mr Wormyouloyd for the review!

Mr Garyx Wormuloid, your name is spelt wrong in the description.

Can you do American Beauty please

you guys are killing it!

oh yeah, the pitch meeting guy sent me to your videos a few videos back

Honestly love this movie, you did a good job breaking it down for a filthy alium!

Great, this is just great!

Still waiting for our lord and savior An Asteroid Made of Dark Matter.

One of your best :-)

2,000 people...16 of them didn't enjoy this video. Lmfao. Keep up the good work Garex.

The southpole will rise again had me dead.

Can you please do Avengers Infinity war video

Ahhh those alien lore garyx made looool.

Where’s Karen’s channel

4:21 what movie is that also that looks like red dead redemption

Dark Mater Asteroid 2020! #ThisIsIt

Please do the "Back to the Future" Triology

This is the only movie where I feel like Quinten's need to Tarantino the bejesus out of things undercut his solid work. By the time the Candyland massacre happened I was completely pulled out of the film and aware I was watching a movie.

can you do hateful 8?

Can you do the "Book Thief"?!

2018: the south pole will rise again 2019: polar vortex

So, how's that asteroid coming along?

What is that music at the end.? Anyone.?

This channel totally rips off wisecrack...🤔😲😜 I can't get enough of this, more please.

y'all best be checking out that mrbtongue django analysis

How many years into the future does earthling cinema passes?

Turkey , but that's just a Theory! A Film Theory!

Where is Garyx?

I was the 3000 subscribe. Holy shit I have never fellt so sadisfied in my life

When's the asteroid due to hit? I want to get a good seat!

“The film begins in Texas, just before the first of America’s several civil wars” Me, an American: *sighs* Yeah. That sounds about right.

5:18 plus money? But isn't money one of those very illusions that maintain power structures? So... redundant.

A land sea horse is just a horse

666th like yay. haha great video like always, thank you! have you don Lawrence of Arabia yet?

I LOVE your videos. Truly.. I share them with people and thoroughly enjoy each one.. You've got a great premise that is all your own...BUT... it takes you like a fricken month to come out with a new video!! Whereas the "Everything Wrong With ..." guys at Cinefix bang out like 1 or 2 A DAY!... Word of Advice, You would be soo much more popular if you could boost your content generation... I dont want to see you slowly be forgotten and shrivel up and die because of you not being able to keep up with demand... Im Telling You -- Less focus on everything that comes to the Red Head's Mind (J.) and more focus on what the people WANT

OK, this is pedantic as all hell, but an asteroid made of dark matter wouldn't likely be even noticed. All you would have is a very minor change in gravitational forces as it passes straight through the earth with negligible results. Dark matter doesn't interact with EM forces.

"Riding one of Allah's creators" HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

What was that about the South Pole rising?

Person from the 1860’s: so how goes the nations civil war in the future Garix: which one the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 7th? Person form the 1860’s: the.... what!?!

And we will call that dark matter asteroid Django

Blame Canada for shutting down Google Plus?

Come on Dark Matter Asteroid...

I think you could get a bunch of followers by doing a fucked up movie marathon week or month, like bone tomahawk, green inferno, hostel, hills have eyes, human centipede, kids, gummo, Salo, ken park, teeth, Serbian film, etc. I mean they could be like 2 minute ones where you just don't even have reactions or can't even get into it. prolly not on theme though

If earth was hit by a asteroid of dark matter pretty sure dvd wont survive. Gameboy game maybe...

Wow mr wormuloid for someone not of this earth u sure echo the sentiments of its worst inhabitants 🤔

"Wow, that's not a substantial amount of comments"

Who you gonna call =>> The Klans

Wow I was 2k cool

Dark matter asteroid? Spoilers!

Holy crap, did we just find out how the human race got killed? I kinda glossed over that part in history class.

where are you, good soul that will provide me with the name of the outro song?

turky

His makeup looks like... makeup today

wow 7 civil wars...

Why is he 'inexplicably' German?

TURKEY

django unchained is a 'southern' not a 'western'

Long live the vegan confederatie of candalifornia

Gotta say this one annoyed me... "his wife, broomhilda, who is also German for no reason whatsoever"... even though it's explained that she speaks German because of her first goodly German masters. Sorry, love your content garyx but that was a wilful oversight for the sake of seeing humans laugh

Hello

First

no it won't

...hasn’t been a slave owner in over 150 years but hey, might as well.

Second

''slavery revenge fantasy'' Aliens are racist😂

Can't have black people riding around willy-nilly on Allah's creatures... Or white I guess... And I would say yellow, but asian people pretty much have white skin... Sometimes I think this whole race thing is far too much effort to be worth it, I wonder why we even bother sometimes.

The South Pole *WILL* rise again! Believe me. 🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶 This flag I can show!😆 Because, Dixie can't do that.☝️

What the fuck did I just watch :|