Aliens Hired a Human Janitor, Now Their Spaceship's Too Clean to Find Anything|best hfy stories 

Story reminds me of the time my station got a new custodian... She was a borderline functional germophobe... darn place got REALLY clean. Made me appreciate the concept of utilizing peoples phobias or mental issues into something positive.

I know this problem. After my wife gets so disgusted with how my garage looks and cleans it, I can't find nothing in it.

A tribute to the humble nobility of a lowly Janitor in their menial tasks‼️❤👍

A simple janitor became a celebrity but stayed humble.

So ... They can build a space ship, but they can't wipe a table down?

This is one heck of a OCD

ah yes the alien flagship with the USS prefix. cause even aliens are american

Seriously I'm telling you,I know that Guy! 😂

Every com officer ever knew was OCD clean

Jack's names reminded me of: In the sea, flailing around in the waters is what appears to be a drowning person desperately clinging to a piece of drift wood. They immediately pull him up and it's clearly another fellow pirate, with long dark hair, a red bandana and eye liner that seem to defies the will of the sea by staying on perfectly at all times. And after spitting up enough water to drown a lesser man, the stranger introduces himself by saying "Today will always be remembered as the day that you rescued Captain Jack Sparrow."

Janitor ? you mean a specialist in cleaning robots.

Mop jockey' been there, done that' 😃

There is much material to be mined from Humanity"s various mental quirks. Human OCD, neurosis, and phobias, fanaticism are good for stories.

reality: captain: hey jack you broke the engine room, stop cleaning that or youre fired. end of story

I wouldn’t be the best janitor lol.

Why can't you make a story without bits missing? It's not hard to proof read before posting.

what happened with the engines room??

I perfectly understand, when the mighty fart, will clog the filters use cataclean, perfect anti fart cleaner, the universe is saved.

Who would have known that Lean/Six Sigma Methodology could make a GREAT story!🙂

I need this in a movie now XD

A real professional! At a boy Jack.

Lmbo cracked me up

9:54 sounds like Khaara

The exact OPPOSITE of Roger Wilco. ;)

MAKE MORE OF THIS STORY ! AS TO, HOW JACK MAKES THE ALREADY CLEAN SHIP EVEN MORE SUPERCLEAN AND CHANGES DIMENSIONS AS A RESULT OF IT! 😄😀😀😃😄😁👌

You guys wanna give me a job at help you get Medbeds pots to save humanity 🛸

This sounds a lot like there's some chunks that were from an AI generator. By that I mean look we need some grease and grime look my hands they are shiny and smooth and clean. Your hands are not what are clean.

it was an OK story, but do you need fifty-seven words just to say "Hi"?

🤣 this is deffinitlly one of the most stupid stories.. 😂