Alison Gold - Chinese Food -- h3h3 reaction video 

I love how they have little girls in Japanese kimonos talking about Chinese food

Plot twist: Patrice Wilson is a costume of Ethan Bradberry.

I think its funny that you didn't mention he was sitting at a girls slumber party or sleepover when he took off the panda head.

The fortune cookie should say "The panda's laptop will be in an evidence bag".

This guy gives me the spooks!

"Bitch you don't go clubbin. You're 8!" LMFAO!!

>Chinese food >Start out with Mongolian cuisine as first shot >Show Geishas later Who the fuck made this?

im pretty sure Geishas and kimonos are Japanese.

7:50 a period dont stop nothin but a sentence baby

"I love Chinese Food" ...While wearing a Japanese Kimono. Seems legit.

God I just love the way Ethan says "dude"

The Chinese guy in the start said" I would rather make a pancake, I'm telling you, you just add some pancake mix. Maybe add an egg as well" and some other gibberish that I can't understand. In conclusion, that shit makes no sense at all.

lol "Bitch you dont go clubbin Your 8"

The Chinese guy in the beginning said: "This is how you make 松饼. You add the flour. Wait, did I lock my door today? Whatever, just dump it in, it's fine." I'm Chinese and I can tell you that it doesn't make any sense.

The saddest thing about this is that this song actually made it at #29 on the Billboard Hot 100. Look it up, it made me lose faith in humanity.

I love going back and rewatching this insane Patrice Wilson saga every now and then.

If anyone wants to check out another Patrice classic, I highly recommend "Skip Rope".

That spanish translation makes me want to die

His smile looks like the type of shit people make in Source Film Maker.

How did anyone on the production not notice this, in either of the videos we've seen so far. "Hey boos, I've been going through the footage while editing and.... there's alot of rapey undertones here. Like blatently.... we could get in trouble" "Nobody will notice, trust me"

That X-Files theme in the middle of the video made my day.

The Chinese cook is actually saying: " Let me make you some noodles first. Let me tell you how, first you add the noodles, then maybe an egg...wait? Did I lock my door today?"

When Patrice took off the Panda mask I just fucking lost it XD

The chinese guy at the beginning is literally rambling: "I would rather be making pancakes right now. It's just pancake mix, and maybe an egg... Wait. Did I lock my door? Anyways just dump it in and then whatever." Of course the rest of the lyrics make as much sense as Patrice's live stream after he got bullied off the interwebz

I knew who was in that Panda costume from the moment I saw it after reading that fortune cookie. I knew it would be him rolling around and "playing" with that little girl.

I am no spanish speaker but I know that consiguiendo, conseguir, obtener and conseguir aren't suppose to be in that sentence They couldnt even get some mexican to translate a basic sentence, wtf

Clubbing?!? Where? Fucking Chuckie Cheese!

H3h3 destroyed that guys career

I wasn't ready for Patrice to pop out of that Panda suit. I think it caused me to have a psychotic break. I hear Patrice talking to me everywhere now.

I thought she was singing "I love shiny spoons".

"I love fried rice, I love noodles..." "Okay, but, did you actually want anything?" "No."

the hebrew lyrics just say אוכל , סיני סיני backwards which is just food , chinese chinese

You opened my eyes, thank you based h3h3

The funniest part is him taking like a minute and a half to talk about him putting his finger in hot sauce

The Czech translation says "Put by hot (temperature wise) sauce and sweet and sour, so it sweet"

I was hungry for Chinese food until I saw Patrice finger the sweet and sour sauce

Omfg, I thought the music in the intro was a parody, that's the real song... then the video. What the fuck.

Why did Patrice pick the little girl sleepover scene as the best time to take his panda head off? Just a bunch of little girls having a sleepover and then suddenly Patrice, a middle aged man appears. Ultra creepy

As an arab that arabic translation give me cancer and type 2 diabetes

the czech lyrics at the hot sauce fingering part say: "Put a hot sauce and sweet and sour, so it is sweet." even creepier now, congratulations Patrice

The strange thing is, is that in my school Chinese Food was a secretive way to say sex

"Bitch you don't go clubbing you're 8" I FUCKING LOST IT THERE

Joker: I have the creepiest smile Penny wise: No I do Patrice Wilson: 😁

I miss the days when ethan used to dress like a hobo

i love how the fried rice translation in chinese is big rice

1:56 this is unintelligible even though my first language is arabic i cant understand a word

I fucking lost it when "little girls" came on at the end.

Ethan, you're gonna meet a new friend on december first

Are you just going to ignore the fact that this girl "ballin', clubbin', and huggin'?" Like WTF dawg.

You know, I find it interesting that in the previous video we saw with Patrice Wilson, he accidentally turned a little boy into chinese food. A main lyric for this song is "I love chinese food." This literally means that Patrice very sneakily admits that he likes little boys.

how is it I am never tired of these videosthey're just that entertaining and genuine

6:10 *takes off panda head* FBI OPEN UP!!!

7:41 OMG THE FINGER IN THE RED SAUCE THEN THE SMILE IM SO DONE! This part made me crack up sooo hard omg... liking the video for sure!

This whole thing was clearly run through some crappy ass translator. The Japanese part,「でも手羽先は、それが辛い作る」, is like saying *"But as for the chicken wings, those are spicy make,"* in English. This is a corrected translation because fuck it, why not shame Patrice?: *"Even chicken wings, make it spicy."* -> 「手羽先さえも、辛く作れて。」 Being a Grammar Nazi, as I am [to an extent], it should be: "make them" spicy since chicken wings is pluralized. I'm starting to wondering if Patrice's middle-school diploma is valid or not... The German part was correct however, but with a sentence as simple as "Ich rieche essen in der Luft," or "I smell food in the air," it's kinda hard *not* to make a mistake. There is one condition however... That is the fact that they've capitalized every fucking character in the sentence! This can change the meaning of some words in German. So, if you're that nit-picky: "rieche, "in," and "der" are technically wrong for being capitalized... hah fuckin' Patrice.

WE HAD TO WATCH THIS IN CHINESE CLASS. FOR A GRADE.

these old h3h3 videos are the best.

"I know it's gonna get weirder! I'm waitin' for it dude!" *Takes off panda head* "I love Chinese food!" "WWHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!"

10:38 the roof wasn't the only thing patrice busted through that day

After 5 years. This video is still on my top 3 favorite videos of all time.

Ethan screaming after he pulled the panda head off killed me💀

OMG I got a DJ Khaled commercial before the video PAPA BLESS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑

I've been learning Chinese for the last two years and these translations are giving me canceroli

You don't finger hot sauce like that dude

I just noticed that the Hebrew in their was backwoods the ״יניס יניס לכוא״ backwoods is “אוכל סיני סיני” witch translates to eating Chinese Chinese

I've been waiting for this, for so long! Thank you Uncle Ethan for blessing my mind.

"I can't tell if this shit's racist but I have a feeling that it is racist." Me everyday about everything.

The funny thing is that the subtitles were all done in Google translate. I was curious with the mentioned Hebrew making no sense, so I went to Google translate and ta-da! Same subtitles as the one in the video. The Chinese is also all wrong. In the part where she says "I love Chinese food" It says "我喜歡中國菜" Which translates to "I like Chinese food". If they wanted to say "I *love* Chinese food they would just have to say "我爱中國菜". The whole lyric that repeats is just downright wrongly written through the whole video. Whatever. Love your stuff man keep it up!

did they seriously put japanese geishas in a video called Chinese Food?

"i cant tell if this shit's racist but i have a feeling it's racist" yeah, you're right, kimonos and geishas are japanese and have nothing to do with chinese people lmao

"bitch u don't go clubbin, you 8!" - I'll say that to my 8 year old next time she go clubbin I'm 17 and fucking suck, help me

Blackzilla strikes again.

"Bitch, you don't go clubbing, you're 8." LMAO!!!

"we need to call the fbi" the best part of this video and that's saying a lot

the part with his finger in the sauce is in czech and it says "put hot sauce and sweet and sour, so it sweet"

I can tell you rn that the arabic translation is tottaly wrong lol

It’s a video about Chinese food. Kimonos and geishas are Japanese. Wrong culture guys.

Translation to my language gave me cancer.

So, I looked up "Chinese, Chinese food" in Hebrew and not only did they forget to write the text right to left, rather than left to right, but they also used the wrong characters in the words

The subtitles on the video is Quality Google Translator right there

Just because i'm a mad Oingo Boingo fan, Danny Elfman's boingo music was written primarily to shock and disturb with songs like "capitalism" "insanity" and the one that Ethan played at the endo of the video, "little girls". Ive also heard its about old men in hollywood dating 18- 20 year olds. Just in case anyone was curious about that song. Its a great song Oingo Boingo is my favorate band of all time anyone into new wave or wierd music check it out

Ethan, I am black, and you have my permission and blessing to use the N word. From VA with love.

It's about chinese food, why the hell kimono is involve? It's not japanese food xD

I love how at 2:08 there's no Spanish translation for the word "grumpy"

Watching these old videos sends me back to a time when I was happy and my life was simple

your channel is so fucking great bro.. like seriously.. I'm mad I just found this shit the other day..

That's not even chinese food. It's fucking mongolian bbq

"Hello. My name is Jeff. I was born in Florida. This script was written by a freelance translator. I have no idea what it says. I am reading it phonetically."

4:35 The Hebrew sentence was written backwards and said: Chinese Chinese food.🇮🇱

A song about chinese food that doesn't show chinese food.

The part in Hebrew is just written opposite, so it's right to left letter by letter instead of left to right. So the part that Hila read was "יניס, יניס לכוא" is actually "אוכל סיני, סיני" which would translate to something like "Chinese, chinese food"

Time for a Chinese Food exe.

We all know why we’re watching this video again...

is 'chinese food' a euphamism?

"we *need* to call the FBI" You know its serious when hila agrees 🙋🏼

Patrice Wilson and DJ Khaled as a rap duo would be fiendish as heck

Back from the fucking 2018 rewind

"bitch you don't go clubbing you're 8"

6:11 Ethan's scream is legendary when he sees Patrice licking that sauce AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Finally some REAL music on RU-vid.. Thanks Ethan!

Fuck, what went wrong Ethan? :'( I want the old H3 back!