The Honest Gold Digger 

Hi guys were back from our social media detox mini-vacation, hope you all had a great week. thanks for stickin around and not abandoning us like the poop abandoning my body after one meal at sharky's mexican food. Excited to talk about it all on the podcast tomorrow, hope to see ya there doggies & god bless

2018: She's a goldiger. 2020: He's a simp.

I mean, in this case Anfisa isn't playing Jorge; Jorge is playing himself.

Her: I’m only here for your money Him: I get this weird feeling like you’re only here for my money

I swear i see a fedora on this guys head even though he's not wearing one.

My favorite theory is that Jorge has a humiliation fetish

20% silicone 80% hatred

"I hate being married to George" how romantic.

Anfisa may be a legitimate gold digger, but at the end of the day, she never lied about it and presented it up front.

its like hugging a cactus and complaining that the cactus is hurting you. gg

I can’t even be mad at her. She literally told him over and over why she was marrying him and has only been honest. He’s just not bright

So he lied to her and told her he was a very wealthy, made her pack up her whole life and leave her home country on promises of buying her anything she wanted, then didnt keep his promises and instead tried to give her 'true love'. I'd hate him too

update on this couple: Jorge was caught selling weed (I believe on the side) and went to prison for two years. She got herself a boyfriend, became a body builder and competes in body building. Jorge lost half his weight in prison, they divorce before he was released. He says in prison he realized who Anfisa was and how negative his life was, so he got help with both his mental state and his physical state. He is now a positive outgoing person, decided to hike around the U.S and is continuing to loosing his weight while she is living her life out in L.A with her new bf and continues to body build and is pursuing a modeling career.

Imagine being so out of touch with real life that you see a pretty girl on the internet and then decide you want to own her

“He brought her from Russia” - Ethan Sorry but you misspoke. He “bought” her from Russia.

Jorge is a masochist.

Imagine being stuck with her during quarantine.

“This neighborhood is nice” “Disgusting.” IM DYING

“I hate being married to George” We are off to a good start

I'm gonna tell my kids Jorge was Pablo Escobar.

Anfisa could run the monetisation system on You Tube.

He is the EMBODIMENT of "doesnt matter, had sex"

“I hate being married to George” “And we’re off to a great start”.

She's upfront that she is a gold digger. I am not judging her cause she did not lie about it.

Honestly, despite her being crazy on the show, I can't help but like Anfisa. She was always honest with Jorge and he constantly kept up the façade that he was rich and led her on. He was the first person she had ever been with sexually and was pursuing a better life in America with her assets, but she was only like 20 a the time of filming. So I can give her a pass for acting nutty as she's grown up a lot since then. Now she's a personal trainer, extremely fit, and living her best life.

“I hate being married to George” 💀💀

I agree with Ethan here. The woman was extremely upfront and transparent about her intentions. The man knew what he was signing up for. It’s his fault if he didn’t like it. EDIT: Wow, 2.5k likes.

It’s like human trafficking but legal and televised - Ethan 2019

I honestly miss this type of h3 content

I love the dudes face when his mom is like "thats what happens when you pay someone to spread their legs"

He looks like a budget Jonah Hill

I miss these videos

To be fair he does get the last laugh. He didn’t give her what she wanted and still got to play with fake tittles for 6 months atleast.

Better copyright that dance before Fortnite tactically acquires it.

Anfisa: I poisoned your food. Jorge: Everything is going great!

I was today’s years old when I found out TLC stands for The Learning Channel

Anfisa wss bamboozled. She was tricked and lied to.

Plot twist, Those two are skilled trolls who baited TLC into making a show about them so they can afford the 7800$ castle.

" I am rich pleez be with me " - " *_YOU ARE USING ME FOR MONEY_* "

"Everyone get's fat" Meanwhile, his wife is perpetually extra slim

H3H3 at its peak. I miss this kinda content. Love you guys

If you have to text "I'm rich" to get a girl to respond just know you played yourself.

This dude be simpin

Ethan: *makes fat jokes* *Jorge after seeing this* "time to lose weight!"

Next Episode: Hila, The Honest Caretaker

This felt like the old Ethan straight from Israel Ethan

LOL dude got arrested for having a ton of weed on him and then lost all his weight in prison. Now he looks like a wannabe eminem.

Its so weird jumping from the podcast back to this to watch it for the 59th time

She's being honest. You cant hate on her for being honest. It's on him for sticking around

She is not the problem. Especially since she is being so upfront about it. He is simply an idiot. She is not even that attractive

My mom was watching this show ever since I was a child, and when I found out Ethan was making a series on TLC and this was on the list, I was just really happy I wasn’t the only one cringing

Omg! I cant believe how much ive enjoyed your commentaries! New subbie!

I keep thinking that girl looks like someone, but every time she turns her head she looks like a completely different person. This is very confusing.

At least she was honest about her being Golddigger

Anyone else binge watching these gems videos when Ethan made these kind of videos 😕 reminds me of the good ole days

she doesnt even look nice. looks like she got stung by 50 bees on her lips

Ethan's dancing is also a good exercise move

This is the only “gold digger” I can stand. It’s Jorge’s fault that he lied to be rich. Anfisa laid her true intentions from the get-go. Gold digger or not, I respect her honesty.

05:13 "When is the end?" Never. LMAO

The ending you gave is the most truthful down to earth-no-cutting-the-bullshit can advice ever. Thanks for being frank.

"The monthly payment on this home is $7,800" -Anfisa: :) -Jorge: :(

Anfisa is dating Jorge only for his money meanwhile Jorge is dating Anfisa only for her looks, they are perfect together.

12:24 what a delayed reaction

I miss this H3

AnVisa

I agree with Ethan on this. He lied about his money so he could attract a model, and is now crying the blues when she's a gold-digger? Well yeah she is. She never hid that.

Loved your video

After watching Pewdiepie’s newest video I thought he already made a video on this couple, but now I realize it’s this h3h3 video that I remember from the past.

“You don’t have gazebo money” realest statement ever. 😂

In Mother Russia, the gold digs you

Ethan 5 years ago is so much like my dead brother i could cry rn. This is freakin me out.

When you timed the beat in the outtro to her slapping him, I fucking died laughing. Best channel ever.

He protecc He attacc But most importantly Fat jokes are cummin bacc

i like how you actually point out the fact that in gold digger relationship the man is also a shallow. He wants the bod, she gets the cash. Thats how it is man

This is Moses now.

When he said "Then it all changed when....."and I said "when the fire nation attacked!", but I was wrong.

"Fat people are one of the funniest genres of human beings on this planet." -Ethan Klein 2018

The thing is Jorge is as disgusting as Anfisa. He knows what's exactly happening but acts innocent and oblivious, playing the victim card.

I love how honest she is.

I thought TLC meant Tables, Ladders and Chairs.... now this guy calls it The Learning Channel

"You're only with me for my money." "You're only with me for my looks." And yet the guy is shocked.

“im rich” “great i love money. i will only date you for money” “THIS GIRL IS AWFUL AND SHE DOESNT EVEN LOVE ME”

I miss this ethan

h3h3 to pewdiepie: "your are about 2 years to late"

"Since we've been married she threatens to leave me every day, but she hasn't ( so far )" T R U E L O V E B O I S

Good old Ethan...

They are divorced, and she moved on with another simp

8:50 apparently he met her on a cam site, so she actually had a job and gave it up to be with him

I feel bad for him but at the same time he deserves it. She openly admits that she wants his money and he does nothing to stop it

I can't believe that girl is only twenty years old... yikes.

The whole video is funny but the last part with the musical slaping... oh man, that was hilarious!

miss this h3 :(

"He's my dream girl" hahaha

7:05 "NOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAHHHHHH" This woman has stronger pipes than the Dovahkiin himself.

Supposedly after the divorce they both became happier people. Ironically Jorje’s new wife resembles Anfisa. He clearly has a type.

I miss these videos so much:(

He is the real definition of desperation.

“ i hate being married to george” i died😂

The thing is that even if he actually was a multi-millionaire that can afford her demands, they would both still be miserable.

that dance at the end. beautiful