All 32 NFL Team Mascots Ranked 

When you have an essay with a certain word count

Imagine walking down a dark alley and suddenly you see raider rusher

My favorite part was when he said "He'S PreTtY sCarY"

Baltimore Ravens actually had 3 Raven Mascots from 1996 to 2008 named Edgar, Allan and Poe.. after the 2008 season Edgar and Allan retired

The whole video I just heard “it’s pretty scary”

Raider Rusher looks like an emoji from the emoji movie.

As a proud 12 and fan of the Seahawks, I am well pleased to see Blitz in his rightful place at number one

Jaxon-De'Ville makes some great entrances onto the field. I've seen him parachute in, bungee jump in, zip-line in. You never know what he may do.

The Titans have the racoon because that's the state animal of Tennessee.

You’re literally scared of every mascot

the first 7 mascots, "this is pretty scary"

2:21 this image could make a good meme

As a Chargers fan, I’m scared of him too. But he has some Badass shades

Raider Rusher is basically a nfl rush zone character. I like that because of the nostalgia.

As a Eagles fan, I love Swoop, but the Seahawks’ one is cool.

Sir Purr is so badass. He watched the last Panthers game from on top of one of the Jumbotron

Dude said “pretty scary” or “kinda scary” 187 times.

I guess you could say this video was *_PrEtTy ScArY_*

The raiders should of had a Unofficial mascot with darth raider

the Sourdough Sam mascot not only has a pick axe but it shoots fireworks and spark showers out of it that he uses during pregame. definetly was a big improvement. one year they got rid of his beard and he looked like a 1950's movie star. it was universally crapped on and ditched really quick. he also has a kid mascot they bring out from time to time as well.

Poe is a raven because Edgar Allen Poe resembled around Baltimore and one of his famous poems was the Raven

I liked the part when you said "pretty scary"

Ayyyyy. Ranking muh bird teams! Freddie, Poe, Big Red, Swoop AND YOU RANKED MY HANDSOME BOY BLITZ NUMBAH ONE!!!!!

Capcom needs to make a _Street Fighter_ type game with the NFL mascots! It'd be pretty funny.

2:21 that kid will have nightmares for life

You’re “pretty scared” of everything....

As a Seahawks fan I am pleased! And (not trying to be biased lol) but I do think Blitz is the best! I love our mascot!

As a bronco fan. Pretty happy with where you put him. Pretty accurate as well! Great work!

Bolt-man looks like thaons but melted in the sun

R.I.P chief Z I luv you

As a browns fan I am very pleased that he is so high on the list❤❤❤

There are so many hilarious videos involving the colts mascot. He definitively deserves to be 1st.

I think Boltman quit after they moved to LA

You get scared easily don’t you 😂😂

I’m a fellow browns fan and I’m very happy that people like that mascot

Therapist:"So, what are you afraid of?" Krazyloko:Human Faces

“Kinda looks like to me his face is melting off” what goes on in your mind?!🤣

When you literally watch just to see blitz get first

This was so unintentionally funny

Thank you for putting my teams mascot at number one

This man is scared of everything Jeez!

Why do I feel like he still has a night light in his room.

You should do a whole ranking of the unofficial super fans

I like your funny words, magic man

Can we get rid of Sir. Saint and just have Gumbo

as a Saints fan i feel like Gumbo is more of our game mascot than Sir Saint hes always out there more tbh he should have a different rank than sir saint

I'm a huge Cowboys fan and I love their mascot just The way it is ☺️

I’ve see KC wolf irl and got his signature on a poster at my church.

I personnaly like sourdough Sam

Sir Purr looks cute, I just wanna cuddle that panther

Pat Patriot as i remember even in the logo in the earlier logo are to represent a soldier during the continental army and in Fireman Ed’s case, he is an actual firefighter who was injured on the job

Nobody: KrazyLoco sees anything: MAN THAT'S TOO SCARY MAN, BRO I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS MAN!!!

Krazyloko: *says steely mcbeam is best human mascot* Also Krazyloko: *puts Viktor Viking over Steely McBeam* Me: So that was a fricking lie.

Why dis dude scared of all the human mascots bro you like 20 something

Also for the Hawks we got Taima the Hawk which is an actual Hawk that flies out of the tunnel with the team to begin our games. It's really cool

Love the list❤️

Good video, I’ll be waiting for the NBA mascots. I know Benny The Bull will be taking that

Does anyone else feel like the dolphin mascot seems a bit like a fish out of water?

Thx for putting Blitz at 1 because Seahawks are my favs!! Woohooo!

One thing you didn’t mention of the Miami Dolphins mascot is that he does pushups after every score for the Dolphins. And when the other team comes out he pretends as if he was going over to fight them but 2 guys are pulling him back. Pretty funny and the guys that do it put a lot of personality and effort into it. Definitely accurate with the Miami Fans loving him!

Pat the Patriot comes from Patrick Henry, who said the famous line “Give me liberty, or give me death!”

Sir saint came to my school with can Jordan and sir saint looked me in the eye and it was the scariest thing ever

I'm just happy Toro made the top 3. I can live with that as a Texans fan.

As a rams fan I’m happy where Krazy put Ram Page.

Seahawks fan here and I agree that Blitz is the best mascot. The stadium is well thought out, too. Lots of restrooms and concessions, by every entrance into the seating area. Their colors are also the best, too!

Well, we can't take him to scary movies. He's scared of most of the mascots with human faces.

The Ravens have 3 mascots. Edgar, Allen, and Poe. They are named after Baltimore native and world famous poet Edgar Allen Poe. Mr. Poe’s home is now a museum not too far from the stadium. The reason Baltimore chose their mascot and their team to be a raven is because of the classic poem “The Raven” which Edgar Allen Poe wrote a short distance away while traveling back from Wilmington, Delaware at a bar in Newark, Delaware right by the University of Delaware. If you’re a fan of him and into the paranormal it’s worth to visit because it’s said sometimes you can see and talk to Mr. Poe

I remember from at least two VHS tapes that NFL Films produced in the mid-late 90s they made a rat with a cheese torso was used as a character which I long thought was the Packers mascot. Turns out it was for a production called "Connie Gomper and the Pack" (this can be found on RU-vid btw).

Type of guy you wouldnt wana trick or treat with, dude things everyone is SCARY lol

“Sir Saint got a huge chin” that’s when I died 😂😂😀😀😂

I love sir purr, Carolina panthers mascot and I even has a Jersey of him and I love the bird mascots too

Pat Patriot is a badass and proud to have him represent beloved Patriots!

I’m proud of you for putting pat at 26 though I would be happy if you put pat at 32

Thanks for not making fun of my teams mascot

49ers fan here and I really like sourdough Sam. Mainly his outfit and his pickaxe. (Side note: His pickaxe lights up)

Good stuff

I knew the Seahawks would be #1

The ravens mascot is special because of Edgar Allen POE there’s three mascots and has historical meaning because Edgar Allen Poe lived and died in Baltimore so that mascot is special also it looks really good

These are cool I like this😎🏈nice job I likeWHODey I live in cincinnati

I went to the NRG stadium (texans) and then I just saw Toro in a scooter and then when we where searching our seats he appears again and again so I’m glad he is number 3 because he’s very fun and jumó off the cieling of the stadium

this guy said the same shit about everything that wasn’t a human face

Blitz and rampage are my two favorite then again I like the mascots and I’ll those are my two favorite teams

The people who dislike this video they just don’t like that they put that team in a high number because they like it so don’t feel bad you put me a number 16 and I like the Vikings but yeah I really like your choices old-school but don’t feel bad that there are people that just like the video because you’re going to get dislikes sometimes but you did a good job 👏

you are correct about the staleys

I don’t think I’ll ever here pretty scary in 13 minutes more than I did in this video

Highest I've ever seen Chomps atleast the Browns did something right

CEO of ‘He looks pretty good’.

t rac be getting crowds hyped like nobody else

I think the best mascots is a tie between the Texans and the Rams

I see you, Blitz! #gohawks 💙💚

Love Seattle seahawks. Thanks you made my day. Go seahawks!!!!

My team has the number 1 mascot YAY!!! Thank you :))))

My favorite is Blitz since I'm from Seattle and my least is that brown s one

95% commets kids saying “Seahawks my fave” becuase he picked them as first 4% mature people accepting there team did not get top 10 1% random sh

Every time i see Bolt Man's face all i can hear is "IT BEGINS"

Imagine if the lights went out at a Raiders prime time game and your waking and you see him.

Ragnar was a better mascot for the Vikings, and a dedicated fan. He left the Vikes because he wanted as much money from them as the players. Lol. But, it did break my heart when he ditched his horns for a fricken cheesehead just because he was upset that he wasn't getting the money he wanted. I loved Ragnar. I even have a doll of him.

This is how many times he said uh on the Houston texans 👇🏻

Im Welsh but so happy to see the team I support at the top of the list

I’m a Seattle Seahawks fan and you just got to love the colors of Blitz.