All Death Wish Stamps Damageless [No TimeStop, Full Clears, Pre-nerf EX Bosses] - A Hat In Time 

Bringing you the results of 6 months of playtime. The idea behind this challenge came directly from a video by ​‪@senordouglas49‬ in which he has completed every death wish without taking damage, with all bonuses in one go, and without using the time stop hat. So, I took it upon myself to give this same challenge my own try since Death Wish is one of my favorite parts of the game. This has been the wildest and most intense grind of any video game I've done. Easily my best gaming achievement. The rules are essentially the same as Douglas's video with a few changes of my own. They are as follows:
1- I must complete every Death Wish contract without taking damage. It doesn't have to be with one hit-hero equipped, so long as I don't take damage unless the bonus demands that I wear the badge.
2- I must collect all 3 stamps in a single run, meaning that in one go, I have to do the main objective AND both bonuses for each contract simultaneously. However, that excludes Killing Two Birds, as the bonuses for it are to kill both directors while having 100+ seconds on the timer, and to focus on 1 boss until he dies, and then you go for the other one. As of March 2024, a player by the name of "mojer" proved fully clearing it to be possible and being the 1st to do so, but it still isn't possible without hats which is another restriction in this challenge. So, my run is still valid.
3- The Time Stop hat is not allowed, as it can be a Get Out Of Jail Card in most situations in Death Wish. As you can imagine, this significantly bumped the difficulty up for this challenge (I'm looking at you Bird Sanctuary).
4- No checkpoints allowed. For example, I can't benefit from the headstart you get in The Mustache Gauntlet when dying after making it to the last third of the castle, that also applies to the lives checkpoints you get in both Boss Rush and Seal the Deal.
5- Candles don't count as they don't present any kind of challenge. With the exception of Zero Jumps. Zero Jumps without taking damage wasn't actually bad at all, apart from the train rush bonus.
6- Bosses must be completed in their pre-nerf state, that includes the pre-nerf version of Seal the Deal. Thankfully, there exists a mod by Teratorn, that restores the bosses to their hardest versions as separate death wishes, so I don't have to go through the effort of downgrading the game myself and setting it to pre-DLC 2.
7- No hat abilities against all the bosses. Default hat only.
8- No scooter badge.
9. No projectile badge.
Here is a list ranking the 5 hardest death wishes under these restrictions (No time stop, No hit, No checkpoints, both bonuses in one run):
1- Bird Sanctuary
2- The Mustache Gauntlet
3- Seal The Deal Pre-nerf
4- 10 Seconds Until Self-Destruct
5- Killing Two Birds Pre-nerf (Bonus 2)
This list is subjective and is based on how much I struggled with each one.
-Douglas's Video:
• A Hat in Time - All De...
-Thumbnail by FEJP: / @fejp6560
-Mods included will be listed in the comments because my description is too long lol.
-Time taken for the whole challenge:
March 18th - Sealed the deal on August 31st.
-Time Stamps:
• Chapter 1 | Mafia Town:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:00:46 - Beat The Heat (Cooling off only once)
0:03:37 - So You're Back From Outer Space
0:05:02 - Mafia's Jumps (No Iceboard skip)
0:07:23 - Collect-a-thon
0:10:23 - She Speedran From Outer Space (No Iceboard skip)
0:12:00 - Vault Codes in The Wind
0:14:16 - Rift Collapse: Mafia of Cooks
0:16:55 - Encore! Encore! (Pre-nerf, No hat abilities)
• Chapter 2 | Battle Of The Birds:
0:21:22 - Security Breach (No Ice Hat trick)
0:24:23 - 10 Seconds Until Self-Destruct
0:27:23 - The Great Big Hootenanny (Default hat only)
0:33:56 - Zero Jumps
0:44:03 - Community Rift: Rhythm Jump Studio
0:52:58 - Rift Collapse: Dead Bird Studio
0:55:52 - Killing Two Birds (Pre-nerf, No hat abilities, Bonus 1)
0:59:18 - Killing Two Birds (Pre-nerf, No hat abilities, Bonus 2)
• Chapter 3 | Subcon Forest:
1:04:26 - Speedrun Well (Default hat only)
1:06:06 - Quality Time With Snatcher
1:12:48 - Boss Rush (No hat abilities, No lives lost)
1:25:33 - Rift Collapse: Sleepy Subcon
1:27:23 - Breaching The Contract
• Chapter 4 | Alpine Skyline:
1:34:22 - Hell Sanctuary
1:42:29 - Wound up Windmill (No big skips)
1:46:18 - Community Rift: The Mountain Rift
1:54:21 - Community Rift: Twilight Travels
2:03:18 - Rift Collapse: Alpine Skyline
2:06:16 - The Illness Has Speedrun (No jumping off cliffs)
• Chapter 5 | Time's End:
2:12:08 - The Tedious Gauntlet (No checkpoints)
2:25:40 - No More Bad Guys (Pre-nerf, Full fight)
• Chapter 6 | The Arctic Cruise:
2:30:01 - Rift Collapse: Deep Sea
2:36:41 - Cruisin' For a Bruisin' (my beloved)
• The Ultimate Showdown:
2:54:38 - Seal the Deal (Pre-nerf, No lives lost)
2:54:41 - Mafia Boss EX
2:58:00 - Directors EX
3:00:58 - Mustache Girl EX
3:04:32 - Ultra Snatcher
3:08:59 - Busting Snatcher's Balls
3:10:54 - Outro