ALL Funny Brasch Tactics, War Ads, Propaganda - HellDivers 2 - FOR SUPER EARTH

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Watching educational material is good for managed democracy and a law for every citizen of Super Earth.
I went a little crazy putting this together. May my sacrifice for the citizens of Super Earth be recorded in the Halls of Liberty.
Chapters:
0:00 Eagle Sweat - Full
0:59 Hard Work - Dreams Ad
1:41 Strohmann News Break
3:02 Propaganda Short 1
3:13 Automatons Must Be Stopped
3:44 Liberty Day Ad
4:18 Propaganda Short 2
4:29 Brasch Tactics - Fire Modes
5:19 PA Announcement 1
5:29 Propaganda Short 3
5:39 Brasch Tactics - Injuries
6:26 Automatons - Heart Ad
6:54 Eagle Sweat - Short
7:16 Propaganda Short 4
7:26 Brasch Tactics - Team Work
8:04 Propaganda Short 5
8:15 Brasch Tactics - Cover
9:00 Brasch Tactics - Armored Enemies
9:56 Terminids Ad
10:15 Propaganda Short 6
10:27 Brasch Tactics - Reloading
11:10 Propaganda Short 7
11:20 Super Earth Ad
11:30 Propaganda Short 8, 9, 10, 11
12:15 CCS Ad
12:51 Propaganda Short 12, 13, 14
13:27 Managed Democracy Ad
13:40 Propaganda Short 15
13:54 Terminid Murderer's Ad
14:22 Morgunson Defense Ad
15:10 Propaganda Short 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
15:59 PA Announcement 2, 3 (P-Short21)
16:31 Propaganda Short 22, 23
16:49 Brasch Tactics - Tagging
17:32 Propaganda Short 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,(PA 4)

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@DiamondCrash 3 месяца назад

Love how there wasn't a "no" option on the "would you enlist to fight the robots" survey. It's just "yes", "already did" and "i can't for medical reasons" presumably because saying "no" would get your thrown into the gulag for treason.

@Oddball_E8 3 месяца назад

Also, the fact that only 4% had a medical discharge means that the standards for getting into the military are shockingly low.

@Solkard 3 месяца назад

1) The opinions of dissidents don’t count. 2) Super Earth would never abandon or punish its loyal but misinformed citizens. They are merely enrolled in education facilities that correct any misconceptions they have developed.

@MistaWithAnM4 3 месяца назад

Hey now! They're not 'Gulags', they're Freedom Camps!

@yaboijohammed5967 3 месяца назад

Freedom camp*

@inferno9103 3 месяца назад

@@yaboijohammed5967there is no such thing, dirty dissident

@greggersonny 3 месяца назад

*“Now they will find out just how hard every man, woman and child* _(over 7)_ *will work to stop them!”*

@GarryFishsticks 3 месяца назад

lol

@Necracudda 3 месяца назад

First time I heard that in game I damn near laughed out of my chair, I wasn’t expected them to say it I was just trying to get my new uniform 😂

@pseudo.Random-KF 3 месяца назад

and then right after it says in the fine print that the minimum age is 18 XD

@MadSwedishGamer 3 месяца назад

@@pseudo.Random-KF That's only for joining the military. Chid labour in all other contexts is obviously fine.

@pseudo.Random-KF 3 месяца назад

@@MadSwedishGamer The children. They yearn for the mines.

@LakesideTrey 3 месяца назад

I like how Brasch Tactics implies most helldivers struggle to learn basic military tactics like cover

@Awootistic 3 месяца назад

Well if your main bulk of your army is conscription, you make your training so dumb proof that the lowest common denominator can understand it.

@lumbagoboi1649 3 месяца назад

Considering how someone who's still a cadet can be drafted straight into a helldive by another player it's not surprising 🤣

@JollyGiant19 3 месяца назад

No, no, based on my games, Brasch has a point

@krystalneko4094 3 месяца назад

The best they tell you in training is don't be too close to your stratagem, and actually with the way the training is set up, its almost telling you not to take cover because all the objectives are in the middle of barren arenas with bug holes and most of those give you enough firepower to make cover unnecessary. Literally no mention or prep for fighting the bots, no wonder they're wiping hundreds of squads lmao

@daz211 3 месяца назад

Helldiver readiness rating is only like a 27%

@krustygaming5887 3 месяца назад

Everyone is equal here, children over seven have the same labor rights as full grown men, that’s freedom.

@mitchellbarton7915 3 месяца назад

Some are more equal than others. The CCS will determine how equal you are.

@Merc7734 3 месяца назад

Everyone is important in the war effort, except Helldivers. Helldivers are the most important.

@Jiub_SN 3 месяца назад

@@mitchellbarton7915the only ones more equal are those in charge, everyone else is fodder

@Jormungandr614 3 месяца назад

@@Jiub_SN Do I sense treason?

@The_irish_meatball 3 месяца назад

@@Jormungandr614I think that you do sense treason

@holyknightamax4833 3 месяца назад

" Enlistment is irrevocable. Minimum enlistment period : 10 years " 💀💀💀

@WarpGhost92 3 месяца назад

21% survival rate

@MrTapkomet 3 месяца назад

@@WarpGhost92That's just for Helldiver training

@tedarcher9120 3 месяца назад

Literally opposite of starship troopers

@grimgrahamch.4157 3 месяца назад

@@WarpGhost92I bet you that number was the average they found during play testing. That's about 1/5 chances to survive, and considering every player adds 5 lives to the pool, it sounds about right for high risk missions.

@JustAnOrdinaryDemon 3 месяца назад

Technically it's new helldiver everything you die

@Neo2266. 3 месяца назад

Freedom means that everyone is equal. *That’s why we’ve invented the Citizen Clasaification System to know which ones of us are the most equal!*

@abbyalphonse499 3 месяца назад

ALL CITIZENS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME CITIZENS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS

@dragonsflame3777 29 дней назад

Probably was sold as the idea of “we can judge those who aren’t getting their rights fulfilled and focus on improving their QoL!”

@andrewotaku1679 3 месяца назад

Arrowhead nailed the satire with these commercials.

@WildmanTrading 3 месяца назад

TRUE

@CalciumEnjoyer 3 месяца назад

Satire? I think you mean absolute truth, citizen.

@bionicbirb9104 3 месяца назад

and yet some people don't get the joke and actually agree with the propaganda lol

@antekpaztek 3 месяца назад

@@bionicbirb9104 "Propaganda?" I think you mean "completely accurate and contextualized reporting" citizen.

@ethanduncan1646 3 месяца назад

@@bionicbirb9104 Looks like we have a commie who doesn't believe in spreading managed democracy. You just bought yourself a one way ticket to fight on Mavelon Creek

@brucemaximus3797 3 месяца назад

"Propaganda?" I think you mean "completely accurate and contextualized reporting," citizen.

@Holyduck777 3 месяца назад

Propaganda is an alien word unless it's used by someone that doesn't follow managed democracy, than it is pure evil

@lumpkinnn 3 месяца назад

No, no. "Propaganda" is simply a way to say you should take a 'proper gander' at the ads!

@usafa886 2 месяца назад

It ain’t propaganda if you agree with it

@weirdferretthing 3 месяца назад

Dissidents be like, "ThIs Is SuPeR eArTh PrOpAgAnDA" And I'm like, "Yeah, and it worked, triple the defense budget"

@WildmanTrading 3 месяца назад

Nah QUADRUPLE IT

@khora3845 3 месяца назад

@@WildmanTrading QUINTUPLE IT

@gugabalog 3 месяца назад

@@khora3845*smacks C-01 fork on the table* SEXTUPLE IT!

@xavierhibbs4850 3 месяца назад

Add a Fucking Zero to the end!

@OneManMilitia69 3 месяца назад

Joel SAYS OTHERWISE

@shivalah 3 месяца назад

The News channel is called “Strohmann News” literally “Strawman news.” This game!

@derickmiller6875 2 месяца назад

I don't understand. What is a "strawman"?

@BoliceOccifer 2 месяца назад

It is when you intentionally misrepresent another person's argument so that you can argue against it rather than their actual argument. It's called a strawman because it's like building a man made of straw, and fighting him rather than fighting against another man. @@derickmiller6875

@RipRLeeErmey 2 месяца назад

@@derickmiller6875 A strawman is a logical fallacy where, during a debate, one side oversimplifies or otherwise augments the other side's argument to make them look stupid. Eg: "I like vanilla ice cream, it tastes good." "So you hate chocolate ice cream and think it's disgusting?! How could you!"

@caseaces9276 2 месяца назад

@@RipRLeeErmeyare you saying that these informatives videos from the ministry of truth are misleading ? Sound like treason

@Koa-The-Kat 2 месяца назад

@@RipRLeeErmeysounds like treason to me

@Moneo_Atreides 3 месяца назад

2:41 "rumors of Illuminate sightings" uh oh

@nicolasmoran7722 3 месяца назад

Those are just rumors spread by dissidents. Any patriot knows the Illuminate threat was completely neutralized by our BRAVE and COURAGEOUS helldivers 100 years ago.

@user-zp4ge3yp2o 3 месяца назад

They've got to rear their ugly heads at some point

@AkaiCrimson 3 месяца назад

What are you talking about? It says that the rumors are the work of dissidents. We are perfectly fine. Should I report you to the ministry of truth?

@BlaizeTheDragon 3 месяца назад

@@AkaiCrimsonnow, now. As a Helldiver we have to take concerns of attacks to democracy very seriously. We don't want another malevolen creek incident

@garygameking 3 месяца назад

I see it, its on the bottom right scrolling.@@AkaiCrimson

@arragon5481 3 месяца назад

“And every child over 7” XD

@Skynet5885 3 месяца назад

Children yern for the mines and assembly lines.

@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper 3 месяца назад

@@Skynet5885 Hello, Automaton boss

@Saberfighterx 3 месяца назад

One thing I love is that the network distributing all of these is literally the ministry of TRUTH not information or even the ministry of law but literally truth

@Henchman.24 3 месяца назад

It's a reference to the book 1984 by George Orwell, where a totalitarian government keeps their society in a perpetual state of hatred and war

@laggyexplosions7560 3 месяца назад

@@Henchman.24What I *think* you *mean* is its because they only tell truths, hahahaha

@alexanderawe8031 3 месяца назад

@@laggyexplosions7560relative truths

@aracharsley7357 3 месяца назад

@@Henchman.24 The concept of Thought Crime is referenced in a loading screen tip, which is also from 1984

@readyforlol 3 месяца назад

@@alexanderawe8031 *Managed* truth !

@guyflitt6965 2 месяца назад

"Skepticism is treason." "Treason... is bad."

@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 3 месяца назад

"Don't worry! Top SuperEarth scientists have proven that bugs do not feel pain" My disappointment is immeasurable. Those charger fricks should feel boiling inside their carapace alive as they're being hosed down by an orbital laser cannon.

@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 2 месяца назад

“Hosed down” is one fucking hell of a way to say it

@nonosetradome Месяц назад

Orbital Piss

@Skippyboy2348 Месяц назад

My flamethrower cries knowing they also don't cry

@JesusPerez-cl3ng 23 дня назад

@@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 aaaaaaw shucks

@david7522 3 месяца назад

I love how the voting booth in the animation just has one button 😂

@AegixDrakan 3 месяца назад

Well, yes! You'd only ever want to vote for the RIGHT thing, correct? Therefore only one button is needed! (Nods sagely)

@Thegreatercheese 2 месяца назад

I was under the impression that the button would lead you to the quiz that figures out what to vote for you.

@themangledwither 2 месяца назад

Of course it does the algorithm tells you who to vote for so you go to the poll for who you were chosen to vote for

@quadratic7578 Месяц назад

In lore they do a survey and according to your answers that vote will go to the candidate that fits to your answer

@mytiliss682 28 дней назад

@@quadratic7578 I remember reading science fiction story (Bradbury's probably) about US elections being delegated to only one voter, who are randomly selected and fill huge poll about everything in his life. Probably it's a reference.

@mattmoy24 3 месяца назад

"Hard work can get you there" - some might say it even makes you free

@readyforlol 3 месяца назад

Oh shit, I did not even notice the parallel. I guess we really are not immune to propa-... completely accurate and contextualized reporting by the Ministry of Truth.

@panakap2186 3 месяца назад

Democracy officer, it's him *(pointing at)* @@readyforlol

@shirokatatsu5886 3 месяца назад

15:00 holy fuck ? Full auto shotgun for home defense? Sign me up.

@alexsherer2780 3 месяца назад

You can legally buy an AA-12 shotgun

@TacticalBaguette 3 месяца назад

@@alexsherer2780not a full auto one unless you go through dozens of legal hoops

@notyouraveragegamer5.036 3 месяца назад

Don’t forget it also was for hunting

@Degarth 3 месяца назад

@@notyouraveragegamer5.036 but mostly tradition.

@katamed5205 3 месяца назад

omg 😂😂😂 They said it “All are equal. But some are more equal than others” 💀💀💀

@wanabenecro5390 3 месяца назад

Damn thats some damn good farming done by the livestocks over there, i hope the pigs dont turn that old horse into glue

@hazardgoose2352 3 месяца назад

@@wanabenecro5390bro thats fucked up you didnt have to remind me

@Mijo__ 3 месяца назад

Justice is granting all citizens the equal chance to excel within their assigned roles

@Sniper_XPEHOB 3 месяца назад

This is like the book, uh, George Orwell, 1984

@ventox-84 3 месяца назад

all are equal, so that's why we made it so you can be better than all the other citizens, for maximized equality.

@myrddrral 3 месяца назад

"Brasch tactics: use them, or die trying! " "Mostly the second option, to be honest..."

@zxzbg1236 2 месяца назад

i like how in the strohmann new break they say that it will be the largest deplyment ever, and then 500 thousand people buy the game

@immikeurnot 3 месяца назад

Element 710... Holy cow, that's a reference to an old joke about a woman going into an auto parts store and asking for a "710 cap" because the one on her engine was missing. If you don't get it, write 710 on a piece of paper, then turn it upside down. LOL.

@thesaucyprophesy2939 3 месяца назад

It’s just a reference to oil my man

@sega616 3 месяца назад

Just like 304 joke

@Solkard 3 месяца назад

That doesn’t spell LOL though?

@m4stermodder 3 месяца назад

@@Solkardit spells OIL

@xavierraillon4153 3 месяца назад

@Solkarf I think it supposed to mean oil

@megamarcus1515 3 месяца назад

I like how the firearm company that made the Breaker 12G is literally called "more gun son"

@Holyduck777 3 месяца назад

Bugs don't feel pain? That sucks. How will I know I'm killing them good?!

@MacLeod- 3 месяца назад

When your helldiver cape turns yellow from their blood, you know you did good soldier

@lancedavidson7819 3 месяца назад

Idk you can hear them scream when they die

@Scylla_real 3 месяца назад

You will know when they start screaming in definitly not pain

@Quickdrawingartist 3 месяца назад

@@MacLeod-But, my cape is yellow.

@MacLeod- 3 месяца назад

@@Quickdrawingartist that's the spirit!

@grimgrahamch.4157 3 месяца назад

I love how the supposed unthinking, unfeeling bugs have an agenda to spread fascism to every planet they conquer.

@xanderestes6023 3 месяца назад

this one democratic officer,this one.

@Jiub_SN 3 месяца назад

You shouldn't be talking like that diver, that sounds awfully fascist

@edgargamer4722 3 месяца назад

looks like we have a facist and extremist 😂

@alheimianservant1499 3 месяца назад

Cedrick: "Honestly, the only thing they know how to do are ripping apart non bugs and expand. And the former is mostly humans and food that humans consume and the latter allows the former to be done at even more places. As such, logical conclusion? Turn their blood into Lady Liberty's Drink of choice and boy is she thirsty for it."

@SocietyIsSoFucked 2 месяца назад

The bubonic plague didn't intend to cover Europe. It just did

@thedakagal5895 3 месяца назад

7:17 aw man, now how am I supposed to enjoy their screams of agony if they’re not in pain?

@laggyexplosions7560 3 месяца назад

You didn't get this from me, (but I think they lie about the bugs not felling pain)

@mitchellbarton7915 3 месяца назад

Because their cries of agony are actually their final words trashing our democracy. Don't let up until they're silent and have learned the error of their ways.

@Degarth 3 месяца назад

@@laggyexplosions7560they are screaming in rage at not living to see Freedom fade from Super Earth.

@lightningmcquuen 3 месяца назад

@@laggyexplosions7560 Are you saying that the ministry of truth is lying? Do I need to report you to your democracy officer?

@laggyexplosions7560 3 месяца назад

@lightningmcquuen I II I WOULD NEVER... Why would you thinnK such thhing hahaha...

@Audiotrocious 3 месяца назад

The fact that the Drifter from Destiny 2 is General Brasch has me laughing.

@xendakakorva3267 3 месяца назад

Damnit now you've got my brain stuck in hearing the Drifter's proper voice!!!

@Grand_Admiral_Thrawn2630 3 месяца назад

Bring me those motes (erhem) “samples” and I’ll make you rich brother! I promise.

@ChillyReaper 3 месяца назад

The Reloading Brasch Tactics was the first ad I got on TV, and I'm glad I got that so I could train myself not to reload immediately after a kill like in most other shooters.

@XD-sc4ix 3 месяца назад

Yeah helldivers 2 is the only game I've ever seen with realistic gun reloading

@BitrateBilly 3 месяца назад

the game will actually warn you about it if you reload early too many times, so i can appreciate that they know its a bit of a funky mechanic to get used to

@KudoRedfox 2 месяца назад

@@XD-sc4ixTarkov has both careful reload that doesn't throw away a mag and a emergency that throws it away for faster reload time

@Koa-The-Kat 2 месяца назад

@@XD-sc4ixghost recon wild lands has the same mechanic in ghost mode

@Nushnark 3 месяца назад

Love the fact that the news network is called "Strawman news"

@bobspalding2477 3 месяца назад

Was just checking out some planets closer to super earth, and one was “Klen Dathe 2.” Sneaky sneaky.

@cmbaz1140 3 месяца назад

🤣

@blecis74 2 месяца назад

Saw that too, nice reference from the devs

@beanlord6656 2 месяца назад

@@blecis74A reference to what?

@blecis74 2 месяца назад

@@beanlord6656 to Starship troopers, the planet they go to to fight the bugs is called Klendathu.

@Thegreatercheese 2 месяца назад

There's another one called Zegema. Like Zegema beach.

@primeEmu16 3 месяца назад

Just bought my 29th bottle of Eagle Sweat™! Its the best and only cologne out there that keeps me smelling like freedom! Terminid blood? *EAGLE SWEAT* ! Automaton oil? *EAGLE SWEAT* ! Sure to keep a helldiver smelling fresh the whole campaign

@MisterHanRPG 3 месяца назад

Illuminate...um, vapor? Eagle sweat!

@Exmachinagamma 3 месяца назад

I'll take 3!

@ryzziktrognesou1 3 месяца назад

14:00 "They escaped the farms", wait a minute, they were cattles for Super Earth? The Helldivers are basically fighting bugs trying to flee enslavement 😂

@CalciumEnjoyer 3 месяца назад

Yeah we farmed them for their sweet sweet bug juices that we used as fuel

@snipy9317 3 месяца назад

They are litteraly oil with legs for super earth

@XD-sc4ix 3 месяца назад

Apparently the fuel used to power super earth FTL drive is a byproduct of terminids decomposition soo yeah they literally farmed them for oil

@Danjiano 3 месяца назад

Element 710 farms. Turn that upside down and you get OIL.

@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper 3 месяца назад

War of the worlds Plot but we are the martians

@bernsk7608 3 месяца назад

Brasch Tactics has the same Energy as Deep thoughts with the Deep

@searingllama5621 3 месяца назад

I wonder if the part about "rebels" suggests that we'll either A) fight a human rebel faction or B) Rebel camps may spawn on planets and need to be exterminated like a secondary objective type idea, but I'm probably just overanalyzing it

@alheimianservant1499 3 месяца назад

Cadet Caspar: "Oh boy! I can't wait to end those alien sympathizers! Long may Super Earth live!" Sniper Cedrick: "Honestly, I would feel sorry for themselves, but they only just [REDACTED] themselves when going against the best chance of actually living, so... long may Super Earth live."

@chrissheeran9462 3 месяца назад

6:06 "next time you find yourself unable to run, aim, or stay alive"

@paulreid5746 3 месяца назад

Im absolutely rolling after hearing all of these, this is awesome. They did not have to add or record these clips but they did, and its awesome. I love the game and devs.

@omnipotentkhan634 3 месяца назад

I really hope they continue to add more and more as the war progresses

@johnthompson2015 3 месяца назад

for Super Earth and for Democracy!

@MacLeod- 3 месяца назад

It's the law!

@WildmanTrading 3 месяца назад

SIR YES SIR

@arsonexc 3 месяца назад

6:10, When you take a step back and look at it, the stims from Super Earth are incredibly powerful, you could theoretically be unkillable in the battlefield if a constant supply of Stim juice is pumped in you.

@waitthatsillegal2646 3 месяца назад

Good thing they have certifiably zero addictive substances in them!

@KalashVodka175 3 месяца назад

Imagine just having a backpack constantly fuelling you on stim

@kingslushie1018 3 месяца назад

That sounds like a powerful enemy

@kozlowskinator6056 3 месяца назад

I imagine they aren't actually as miraculous as they seem. It's probably a cocktail of drugs designed to stop bleeding and ignore pain and also pump the soldier full of stimulants to keep them going. There's a training manual tip in the loading screens that rejects the possibility stims have addictive properties lending some truth to that interpretation. And it wouldn't be far from what's established for Super Earth to push a product like it as something far better than what it actually is and casually skip over any side effects it might have.

@Mglue3 3 месяца назад

Except for the part where you dramatically increase the risk of minor heart explosion. (Major is when the heart explosion escapes the body)

@lordofthesandvich171 3 месяца назад

Eaglesweat is my favorite drink. It makes my mouth smell good.

@WarpGhost92 3 месяца назад

I don't think it's a drink

@lordofthesandvich171 3 месяца назад

@@WarpGhost92 you underestimate my democracy.

@BlaizeTheDragon 3 месяца назад

@@WarpGhost92to embrace freedom on the outside you need it on the inside too.

@B4umkuchen 3 месяца назад

2:50 The numbers add up to 100 percent! A true hallmark of democracy and factual freedom, when the math adds up. Glory for Super Earth!

@stevecrafter518 2 месяца назад

Wait I thought that math was facist?

@dariodramac Месяц назад

@stevecrafter518 if there is no math we dont know how Many planets are left to freedomize

@MynameisG. Месяц назад

@@stevecrafter518We use Managed mathematics over here, the clean good version of the fascist and **evil** Math.

@stevecrafter518 Месяц назад

@@MynameisG. ahhh I see. Glad that the Ministry of Truth has wiped that facist math for a superior and patriotic Mathematics!

@MonosMrTon 3 месяца назад

Voting day: annual holiday to celebrate the _idea of voting._

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 3 месяца назад

The fact that Klendathu also exists in this universe is freaking great. Hope we see a Super Earth/UEF Crossover later. That'd be EPIC.

@Swagmaster65 2 месяца назад

I think the most underrated joke in this game is that specifically the US territory is never shown on any of the maps or images of Earth. You at most get some canada.

@AmandaFessler Месяц назад

Not surprising. Super Earth's capital is in Sweden.

@SturmgeschuetzIV 3 месяца назад

I love that Strohmann news is literally judt Strawmann but in german.

@AegixDrakan 3 месяца назад

Some Redditor: "This isn't satire, guyyyyyyyyzzz!!!! >:( " The in-game propaganda: “Now they will find out just how hard every man, woman and child over 7 will work to stop them!”

@bboythekidstudios 3 месяца назад

This game truly makes Starship Troopers look subtle by comparison.

@Brasswatchman 2 месяца назад

"Skepticism is treason! Treason... is *bad."* 😆

@veryyes8561 3 месяца назад

3:27 I love the writing in this game man

@Brodrich 3 месяца назад

Hell divers is basically a game based solely on the tv segments seen in "Starship Troopers" and not the rest of the movies XD

@elysiankentarchy1531 3 месяца назад

Or the book but that goes without saying.

@julesdeblauwe 3 месяца назад

BRASCH TACTICS use them, or D I E T R Y I N G Edit: typo

@grimgrahamch.4157 3 месяца назад

*Brasch

@julesdeblauwe 3 месяца назад

@@grimgrahamch.4157 thanks

@deanlute794 3 месяца назад

Every child over 7 lmao

@Romaboo680 3 месяца назад

As it should be. For Democracy!

@OrbPonderer14 3 месяца назад

Truly inspiring. Thank you for your service you brave, brave man.

@misterjei 3 месяца назад

Destroying the emeries of Freedom and Managed Democracy is a job for both men and Women. Heck even those who prescribe to no gander orientation can join the fight to bring the light of managed democracy to those who have none.

@SeaSpartan118 3 месяца назад

I love how they could've just said "always behind cover" for ABC but didn't

@Danilidze777 3 месяца назад

every time I hear "and now another helpful tip from general Brasch" I drop what I'm doing and go to TV

@carsoncasmirri3874 2 месяца назад

I swear some of these give me flashbacks to sitting in medical and waiting on my appointment while AFN was playing in the waiting room

@mattlevens6382 3 месяца назад

Thank you for this compilation! Aced my citizen ship calcification exam!!!!!!!!!

@MacLeod- 3 месяца назад

May liberty guide you, Helldiver

@anm10wolvorinenotapanther32 Месяц назад

I love that Super Earth have to constantly air infomercials to teach helldivers simple tactics like "conserve ammo" or "team work is important". Not only do they help the most uneducated of players, it also implies that helldiver training is so rushed that they resorted to leaving such basic knowledge to informercials for helldivers to learn once they're sent off to the front.

@kingscroach 3 месяца назад

NJ with the capture, looks good. can tell by the sound you captured this ingame and cut it, well done.

@MacLeod- 3 месяца назад

Thanks, the sound was the biggest hurdle, getting the background ambient rumble out as much as possible.

@kingscroach 3 месяца назад

@@MacLeod- Sounded good, the brightness could have been turned down a touch but I've noticed a lot of people roll pretty high brightness, oh and sometimes having hdr on just does that too when recording so meh...

@Whoisrem 3 месяца назад

Join the mobile infantry and save the world.

@qwertyuiopqwerty112 3 месяца назад

SERVICE. GUARANTEES. CITIZENSHIP

@Diver381 2 месяца назад

Im doing my part!

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 3 месяца назад

7:06: I always picture 2 guys trying (and failing) to get the sweat of a literal eagle.

@CANMAN218 3 месяца назад

Has anyone else heard the ad for the "genetic recycling vats" yet?

@grimgrahamch.4157 3 месяца назад

13:54 this is both the funniest yet most depressing ad here.

@andromededp5316 3 месяца назад

The second one kinda gives "arbeit macht frei" vibes

@nicolaspeigne1429 3 месяца назад

I would like to see more of the regular super earth military, given the Helldivers are more an extreme paratrooper squad

@BIGESTblade 3 месяца назад

You see them on every drop. Regretably only some parts of them though.

@themarlboromandalorian 3 месяца назад

@@BIGESTbladeBudget usually goes to us. Those we find bits and pieces of are usually armed with double barrels and flame throwers, which are probably just farmer's tools.

@honorguard7616 3 месяца назад

Note the phrase "Last line of offense"

@danylcoye8465 3 месяца назад

Very rarely, the game can drop a squad of regular SEAF troopers from a Pelican to support you. They typically don't last very long.

@LocalDiscordCatgirl 3 месяца назад

@@danylcoye8465 Wait, what? Source?

@bryanvaldez9398 3 месяца назад

they put in some starship troopers references in the planets names. KLEN DAHTH 2 and ZEGEMA PARADISE are nearest to super earth

@randycheow4268 3 месяца назад

“Would you like to know more?”

@alansmith19890 3 месяца назад

*DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSFIES*

@Towner101 3 месяца назад

I really hope they start adding community made propaganda pieces. would be sick AF.

@carlosd.163 3 месяца назад

It would if they only could stop with their Malevolon creek obsession.

@Automaton237 3 месяца назад

In that case I'll definitely put some more propaganda but for a different side which I work for.

@Automaton237 3 месяца назад

@@carlosd.163yeah they should get over that we already defeated them we gave thousands of their troops PTSD from destroying them in the jungle as they heard are great theme song they should stick to killing bugs that seems to be more fair.

@EpicsyWasTaken 2 месяца назад

Who let this Automaton be able to type in OUR super network?! I'm reporting this to the nearest Democracy Officer in order to find the robot sympathizer's whereabouts!

@projectpitchfork860 2 месяца назад

@@Automaton237Too bad for you, we kicked you back out of the Greek.

@shleiff.mp4 2 месяца назад

These ads has a vibe of Cyberpunk 2077 TV ads and it just too good lmao

@dumbasswatermelon 3 месяца назад

I feel like i just been brainwashed

@thebluehat6814 3 месяца назад

I understand that it's satire, but man they live in a dystopia; the developers really nailed the political hellscape aspect. Almost makes me feel bad for fighting for super earth

@JohnSmith-ot4hq 3 месяца назад

This smacks of dissident talk. I'm calling the democracy officer

@Metaphysicist 3 месяца назад

This is like warhammer 40k. It's either a bad government or suffering genocide or conquest.

@BlaizeTheDragon 3 месяца назад

Woah, woah, woah... Woah. That's treason talk!

@NickelC 3 месяца назад

Reported to democracy officer. Prepare for relocation to Freedom Camp

@antonioliles5027 3 месяца назад

suspicious talk there citizen...

@d00mr0gue4 3 месяца назад

Sweat, blood, no tears.

@WarpGhost92 3 месяца назад

Wait, pulling present from fire!?

@NoleMercy 2 месяца назад

I will buy 5 bottles of Eagle Sweat right f-ing now 😂😂😂

@marcuswestphal4955 3 месяца назад

I love these so much. Theyre hilliarious.

@richlongiii7333 3 месяца назад

The feeling when your Satirical propaganda is sounding like current Real life propaganda.

@yaelz6043 3 месяца назад

Ok smart guy, name one foreign power you don't subscribe to the propaganda on. Or do you think everyone but the usa does the propaganda? 😂

@helldivenews Месяц назад

Thank you. This can keep programs such as Helldive News running that way they are. Keep up the loyal work, diver.

@JimiGosu 3 месяца назад

I LOVE SUPER EARTH!!!!!

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 месяца назад

Damn That Burst Fire Sound A Whole Lot Familiar... Kinda Like A Battle Rifle. Hmmm...

@GAME-lr5ky 3 месяца назад

democracy ! liberty ! independence ! freedom ! justice !

@khora3845 3 месяца назад

I keep thinking Brasch is just going to cook a Terminid

@thewanderingrambler7420 2 месяца назад

Really makes me wunder how life is for the average person.

@andrewcurtin7003 2 месяца назад

13:55 Wait...they escaped the "FARMS?"

@TonoyisSleepy 2 месяца назад

I honestly commend for putting so much effort into these propaganda material it honestly feels like a real commercial propaganda stuff but the parodies just give it away

@redriver5458 2 месяца назад

The sheer amount of liberty and freedom in this video brings a tear to my eye

@infinityzer054 Месяц назад

old spice: BEAR GLOVE! *crushes eagle sweat beneath an oversized BOOT*

@americanpatriot70476 3 месяца назад

A class A citizen sounds straight out of starship troopers lol

@richardschuh5840 3 месяца назад

I would by eagle sweat. I wanna smell like a true patriot

@TheCthultist 2 месяца назад

I can’t hear Brasch without immediately picturing The Drifter from Destiny, but wearing a general’s uniform… Constantly expecting one of his tactics videos to devolve into him talking about what Termanids taste like.