@@fiyafornia i might play trombone, but I'm 90% sure that ads don't explain themselves... like those medical ones that take 3 minutes explaining the side effects.
@Mathew Clephas Lmao people actually don't know that a gorilla is a type of ape? I thought living in a first world country would mean you have access to top notch education .
I love how everyone's first reaction is completely realistic and indicative of how people would react if a gorilla just suddenly charged them out of nowhere.
Now I wonder what evolutionary purpose is behind humans screaming when startled. Is it to in turn startle the predator who crept up on them? Truly the important questions.
I would like to believe that these ppl were just told to act normal and then someone would just appear and make them jump and they just edited the gorilla on top
I would like to believe these are all unused tapes from advertisement attempts by the gorilla glue company. All of their earnest attempts have led to maulings but they never gave up. To cover up, they edit out the last bloody bits.
A dystopian future novel where society is under new order and has strict regulations and rules to avoid anything breaking to prevent a repeat of the worldwide pandemic of gorillas spawning. Furniture is made of rubber and all wood and other risk objects are strictly banned or the death penalty is enforced. Law enforcement raids houses regularly for black market old world furniture, specialists transport banned objects to quarantine zones in the outskirts of the city and the perpetrators are executed in the streets.
All of their commercials be like: *Man fails to fix something that's broken *6ft 500 pound Gorilla charges over to break their spines like it's a celery stick
Alderaan: blows up C-3PO: gets blasted to pieces by stormtrooper- there we go; Chewbacca is the Star Wars version of the Gorilla Glue Gorilla. But he can also break things.
I want a horror movie like that. Where it shows what the audience thinks is the killer because he has like a hockey mask and an axe but then when hes about to murder someone the real killer kills the killer and kills the guy the killer was about to kill
1:46 I love this. The guy gets completely covered in grass, but cannot do anything as he knows the gorilla will arrive soon. And the gorilla will not be happy.
Zookeeper 1: "Hey Greg, do you remember to lock up George's cage today?" Greg: "Umm, no...he has to do his usual activities." Zookeeper 1: "What usual activities?" George's usual activities:
Zookeeper 1: "Hey Greg, do you remember to lock up George's cage today?" Greg: "Umm, no...he has to do his usual activities." Zookeeper 1: "Didn't know he had any activities. Anyway, do you have something to glue this broken thing back together?" George:
Anyone still paying for cable in 2020 is a sucker 😂 $60 is one of the cheapest packages, and only 3-5 good channels that you don’t even get to choose, all the while every show is covered with ads that aren’t even made for you.
1:18 My favorite part. The way that lady stares and squints at that gorilla as if she shows no fear and the gorilla handing her his glue before the cut always gets me. XD
You’d expect they’d be more like “hey look, it’s the glue gorilla!” In an ad, But the marketing team was like “no, they need to fear the wraith of the monkey.”
Thanks for making a original comment. I thought for sure the top comment would just be No one Not a single soul: RU-vid/gorilla: Dumbass and unoriginal joke about RU-vid's recommendation system or gorilla
The gorilla glue gorilla pops out of her head. Your therapist was the gorilla glue gorilla all along. You scream. Your bones break. The gorilla glue gorilla grunts, knowing its purpose has been fulfilled.
I absolutely love the alternate canon this creates where everyone thinks they’re having a miserable day with whatever furniture or whatnot and then are immediately proven wrong in the most insane fashion imaginable.
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I like to Imagine that the Gorilla Glue Gorilla is some sort of SCP, just teleports to whatever location when something is broken and forces you to take his product or he murders you
When you've reached 10,000 simultaneous damaged items, the Ape of Adhesive is summoned. This is a tough boss fight, but it's unlikely that you keep possession of 10,000 damaged items at one time unless you've got a hoarding playstyle, which is a very inefficient playstyle anyway. The Ape's difficulty comes primarily from its massive health pool, powerful (if simple) attacks, and the zones of slowing it creates. You must play flawlessly for over 10 minutes straight. It often isn't recommended to fight this boss, as it's a long and unfun experience with a lackluster reward: the Adhesive of the Hairy One, which has 10,000 use points. You can use 1 UP to repair an item by 1 durability, or you could use 100 UP to create a zone of slowing just like the Ape does. This is very lackluster at the levels where you are likely to have defeated the Ape. In conclusion, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
@@Adam-cq2yo yeah, the best way to beat this boss (in my opion) is steath, as I found multiple stab attack to the back of the *Ape* can cause slow bleed damage. I myself cant really find any good weapons as the game is very difficult. However you seem like a *pro gamer* when it comes to the *Ape game* . Thanks for the output it helps :)
@@DaBonkinator yeah, the *ape* was choking me out then took a picture, I use it as a warning to all peoples of the internet the dangers of breaking thing, especially in front of the *ape*
This just in, local gorilla escapes from the zoo and goes on a murderous rampage against people in need of adhesive products. My advice. Stock up on flextape. And now, the weather.
