timestamps 00:00 You Think You're Safe 00:40 Toss a Coin 03:42 The Fishmonger's Daughter 04:58 Her Sweet Kiss 06:58 The Golden One 10:20 Burn Butcher Burn 12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues
Lyrics for the whole playlist 0:00 You Think Your Safe ========================= You think you’re safe Without a care But here in Posada You’d be wise to beware The pike with the spike That lurks in your drawers Or the flying drake That will fill you with horror Need Old Nan the Hag To stir up a potion So that your lady Might get an abortion (Go fuck yourself!) 0:40 Toss A Coin To Your Witcher ========================= When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song From when the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil’s horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher "He can’t be bleat" Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horn That bashes and breaks you And brings you to mourn He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He’s a friend of humanity So give him the rest That’s my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity 3:43 The Fishmonger's Daughter ========================= Oh fishmonger, oh fishmonger Come quell your daughter's hunger To pull on my horn As it rises in the morn For 'its naught but bad luck To fuck with a puck Lest your grandkid be born A hairy young faun Bleating and braying all day, hey ho The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta ta ta Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da La da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da 4:58 Her Sweet Kiss ========================= The fairer sex, they often call it But her love's as unfair as a crook It steals all my reason Commits every treason Of logic, with naught but a look A storm raging on the horizon Of longing and hearthache and lust She's always bad news It's always lose, lose So tell me love, tell me love How is that just? But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her sweet kiss But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her current is pulling you closer And charging the hot, humid night The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool Better stay out of sight I'm weak my love, and I am wanting If this is the path I must trudge I welcome my sentence Give to you my penance Garrotter, jury and judge But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss 7:00 The Golden One ========================= The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist, But the Witcher was quite reluctant The story had a twist The Golden One with the golden rules Two warrior belles with all the tools More dazzling than all the jewels Oh they showed us we're all fools They showed us we're all fools Oh we're just fools The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way 'Cause he was a golden dragon not a man with temples gray, oh The Golden One with the golden rules Two warrior belles with all the tools More dazzling than all the jewels Oh they showed us we're all fools They showed us we're all fools Oh we're just fools The Witcher loved his woman The sorceress beauty But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be The wise sad dragon's truths broke what never could repair But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair Oh the Golden One with the golden rules Two long-necked warriors with all the tools More dazzling than all the jewels Oh they showed us we're all fools They showed us we're all fools Oh we're just fools We're just fools 10:20 Burn Butcher Burn ========================= I hear you're alive, how disappointing I've also survived, no thanks to you Did I not bring you some glee? Mister Oh, Look at me Now I'll burn all the memories of you All those lonely miles that you ride Now you'll walk with no one by your side Did you ever even care With your swords and your stupid hair? Now watch me laugh As I burn all the memories of you Ladies and gentlemen You have been the most beautiful audience! Remember to toss a coin if you can If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar What for d'you yеarn? It's the point of no return After еverything we did, who we saw You turned your back on me What for d'you yearn? Watch that butcher burn At the end of my days when I'm through No word that I've written will ring quite as true as "Burn!" Burn, butcher burn Burn, butcher burn Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn Watch me burn all the memories of you 12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues ========================= It's been a long time travelling On roads that lead to nowhere With hopes and dreams that always rot Sometimes it takes a prison cell The tricks and tales the traitors tell To help you see that freedom is all you've got If I had to do it over, I'd do it all again The wind don't cower to powerful men So lock me and sock me up And throw away the key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me You learn the more you live They say "Don't settle for your lot" Opinion are like assholes, which еverybody's got So lock me up and sock me up And throw away thе key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me Oh lock me up and sock me up And throw away the key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
