All New Christmas Dates - Persona 5 Royal 

I felt this.

The max is 9,999,999 yen. Can't go any higher after that.

Oof

"That Doesn't Making Anysense at All!" 😂😂

@@Erricane It's a joke, dude

Nah man the consequences catch up to him on Valentine’s Day

Futaba: I called Sojiro and he's okay with it. Joker: brings a different girl back.

Deck Weed ?

@@sansdremurr607 "Christmas Cake" is a term often used in Japanese culture to refer to unmarried/unengaged women over 25 years old. It's generally said that you have a much harder time getting married once you're over that hill, so it's not uncommon to see women in Japanese media either become lovesick or angsty over it having happened or actually happening to them.

Brennan Moore omg definetly Kawakami

dat burn tho

Haha shit got me fucked up!

I love how he already has his hand stretched out too

Honestly, I felt rude. I didn't have shit prepared

Yo Angelo

@@draco2161 Crazy Diamond!

@@draco2161 I see that people still greet that weird looking rock.

Huge improvement. The original was awful

We now, won’t make them worry!

@Help Me what do you mean by 'She'?

Apollo I don’t think it’s a rabbit hole we wanna fall in

Persona 5 Royal is so much better than the Original

Sae gon get a *Last surprise*

*YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMMING Intensifies*

Never see it cum- coming!

Nah! She's just jealous that Makoto had a boyfriend

You can date your teacher, doctor, fortune teller and a journalist but the prosecutor is out of the question....damn you atlus....damn you.

I'm sorry but seeing your profile reminds me of Phoenix

@@iaintedgy1984 god damn you are right

@@iaintedgy1984 OBJECTION!!!

TAKE THAT!

He murdered several people, caused a subway accident that could have killed even more, and tried to kill the Phantom Thieves; after failing to murder Ren. It’s pretty hard to forgive a mass murderer, just because they turned themself in.

Fuckin’ love Akechi in Royal. He’s got more personality even if it’s basically 90% asshole.

@@alancaldwell2764 it doesn't matter, you can still like a character despite their actions.

Kostas Spirou Don’t get me wrong. I do like him as a character, but turning himself in to satisfy his revenge isn’t much of a “redemption.” He’s a villain, but that doesn’t mean that I hate him.

@@alancaldwell2764 It was a joke btw. Akechi is still a piece of shit.

@Tyler Robbins Or pleasures...

@@emanuelc.8579 Please don't say that

Or harem hentai

@@brycetonwest it's just a game bruh 😔

@@Thomas-br3ik Place yourself in the character's shoes for once and understand what the character is feeling for fuck sake

Avengers Endgame reference

Don't forget Garlic Shrimp Guy from Hawaii. I wonder if he has heard of the Phantom Thieves

Naw "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer.

*WHOOO BOY*

When I was your age heh whoo boi

Well, considering it's the harem route.... It's really appropriate

ciaran deaville Yu: Finally... a worthy opponent... OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

Phantom Gamer don’t forget Mokoto or Miniato (I don’t know at this point) that man was able to get a teacher to fall for him on a damn video game

@@heyjoji1954 the only protag to have been confirmed to have smashed...

with Igors assistant no less

but not as Chad as Yu

You deserve more likes

I'm gonna assume there's no social link for Kasumi at this time, and that's why she's not an option, right?

There's no point in having the bottom one

Says the opinionated one.

@@ModernAegis Ohya is so bad I don't increase my confidant with her unless it's required

I’m just imagining him destroying all of humanity and having a nice cake

Now THAT is a good joke.

So Yaldaboath cancelled the cake in a temper tantrum? I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN, BUT NOW I'M TOO UPSET TO ENJOY MY VICTORY CAKE 👿🍰

@@Kaisona2017 Well, there's that too

"Ah yes... I destroyed humanity and now I get to enjoy this cake that was made by humanity! Wait.. they didn't finish the icing before they disappeared from cognition! Damn humans!!!"

Just so you dont forget the condom

I don't mind some ladies in my room... Ann Makoto Futaba Haru and that's it.

@bacon froyo maybe 😏

Kamel Butts you've seen that comic...

@@BoHugh what comic🤨

Simbast I can already hear the intense boo boy’s from Sojiro

she gives the best exams. truly.

I misread I as spent the night with the Bois.

TAKEMI SIMPS

Insert Sojiro HOO BOY

She's literally temperance!

But ended up doing it anyways

Liam Basu did they?

@@jahaudbedell6055 no idea bout sex but they did spend most of the night together and just holding hands and cuddling with a 24-25 year old while the screen fades to black just seems a little umm improbable.... and yeah fanbase wise she might not be a full blown sex worker but canonically in the Japanese version she mentioned 'ero' services as becky which does translate to something sexual in nature sooo...... (common sense) ps (they did change quite a bit of tone so a lot gets lost in translation and the west tried to be more kid friendly)

In the original, the maid thing is considered part of the sex worker industry (mostly for tax reasons...Japanese law can be weird). That being said, most of it is for fetish play. Like, dusting a sofa in a short skirt, or cooking with a tight smock. No sex is expected to occur. Or for lonely men who want a bit of domestic fantasy (recall that most men aren’t/don’t get married; there’s a fairly large plurality that pay money just for a SIMULATION of domestic married life). Hence why Kawakami mentions potentially having to transfer to the sister branch, which is heavily implied to be outright sexual in nature (the fact that the industries explicitly separate themselves like that is also used in Japanese tax laws).

I gotta say though, her date is actually kinda cute even if it's not my favorite.

Reminds me of my birth. A mistake.

@@ReyaadGafur bud you wont find help or positive attention in the youtube comments with that. There are a lot of better alternatives.

Not to familiar with the fan base, but I’m assuming Ohya is very unpopular?

Yeah. From the top, her Confidante abilities...kinda suck. Stealth in the game is extremely easy, and most of her Confidante abilities aim for minimizing the penalties of getting spotted...which is very unlikely to happen unless you’re explicitly playing like a dumbass. Her personality is also somewhat one-note (especially since she gets plastered so often), and isn’t as charismatic as the other Devil S.Links like Tanaka or Sexy Nurse. There also ain’t much of an opportunity to score points in dialogue, so it becomes a pain to max out until you get the Relationship Fortune. And, on a somewhat superficial level, she looks very plain. The only things that stick out are the bright orange glasses (which don’t pair with any of her clothes) and bright red lipstick (which can appear tacky due to the lack of other makeup to balance it out...and the shade is wrong for her skin tone as well). Doesn’t help that a number of Devil Personas are kinda lame until you get Beelzebub.

She must be a viking! :O

Gotta say that Japanese girl got a leg of steel, alway wonder how they don’t feel cold while exposing the thigh.

She uses the power of anime and code to hypercharge every last part of her skin to keep it warm

That's ok. Its your job to warm her up >:)

She's warm-blooded

Nah, It can also be a market strategy you know, the illusion of the Christmas miracle.

Nah. Maruki couldn't influence it with his powers just yet so he gave an audible sigh and just called ahead and ordered a cake.

@@jerm70 he just brought back goro

AGREED TO THE MAX, that’s why she’s my waifu 🥰

What do you mean "when she's not"?

When she is chopping up shadows with an axe she still is, even her showtime

I often forget that Haru is a senior. Her personality is like so not mature.

I think it's more clever foreshadowing than anything.

Thats actually really smart wow

It definitely is a dream because Akechi turns himself in. Also yes it is possible that Akechi is still alive because of the ending, however we know thanks to p5 and also p5r (not doing Maruki’s confidant) Akechi would not turn himself in. So therefore that Akechi that turns himself in is dream world Akechi therefore they are already in the dream world

Late comment but chihaya hints at this when she's says there so much happiness is the MCs foceable future it's strange

But the feelings between Joker and his lover are right because they gonna spend valentine after Maruki’s reality broke. And the Christmas gift remains there. Also the photo token with Sumire remains.

true that, also the Hawaii trip date thing is a loss as well😡

That... Is an EXTREMELY good point. Why isn't Sumire a Hawaii choice!?

@@General_C I don’t know and it’s dumb

You would think since she's a prominently featured character in the remake that she'd get more opportunities like that. I mean White Day was fine and all but... Yeah if I had known how limited your time with her would be I probably would have picked Kawakami or Chihaya.

@@General_Cidk if you know she’s in Hawaii by that time? Iirc the time you meet her is literally RIGHT before you leave

She’s my waifu

Is that our Lord and savior Rak?

@@Kyree6703 Ye,our great leader Rak Wraithraiser.

no I'm pretty sure everyone thinks that should happen

Yes.

She was still in her Sumire mode then though. Not really

@@karuminaMaybe they have should allowed you to get her to level 10 and then when the Maruki shit happens somehow partially break the bond and having to start again from level 5

@@Sterndust0324 yes

It fills up her hunger bar, too!

No.

@@zaikohaitsugi5781 Yes

By that point, you are in Maruki's reality if you maxed his social link. Akechi died, you saw it for yourself. Though considering the true ending post credits cutscene, maybe he made it out in the end... Who's to say? Either way, in this given moment, Maruki is in the first stages of altering reality, starting with Akechi.

@@General_C unlikely, the guy didn't show up in Strikers which take place couple of months after Royal ended.

@@reyfauzi bruh royal is almost not canon to strikers because they were made at the same time by diffrent teams and they didnt know what the other team was doing storywise so these stories are not connected at all

I mean we can see 1 of it xD

You just ain’t lookin’ hard enough, Duke.

Well isn't this the beginning of Maruki's changing of reality? So really, Maruki just wanted to make you happy by 'coincidentally' having one cake left.

He cancelled because he decided he wanted delicious pancakes instead

​@@MothDaxwell no because he'd be dead. that'd work if once maruki took over and akechi got revived, he INSTANTLY ordered a cake just to immediately cancel it and turn himself in. Like damn I'm alive let me order a cake lmao

Shokugeki no Soma reference! XD

Gotta love food wars references. Perhaps it was made by Soma

Joker: I kill things that drop 5k yen! I'm basically rich!

Dark Samurai 5k yen is only 50 US dollars

@@Punchaubuns close enough to being rich in a sense

get rich by looting monsters

@@Punchaubuns how many monster do you think he kill?

She’s a doctor. She’s smart!

Tbf Makoto was the only who didn't ask if they did, the employee asked her if they wanted a cake

Depending on tastes, those three are a minus

@@akirakomaeda8781 Indeed people are free to have shit taste, I wont deny it.

Sad you can't date your prosecutor (sae) and no makoto dosent count cause she's not sae lol

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dooown boooy!

Tae is best girl. I loved the part she is like" Wow look at all the snow I may want to stay over".

Vincent Frick Yesss Tae & Kawakami are best waifus

She probably scratched the shit out of him on accident or something lol.

Maybe in Persona 3 Reload?

Nah he’s going to be proud of his young pupil

Jesse : THIS IS OUTRAGOUS! ITS UNFAIR Me after christmas date with best girl makoto : take a seat young trickster

@@soul24311 *objectively worst girl Fixed that for ya

@@clanofclams2720 my man shes a biker girl whos persona is a nuclear bike. She also has great development. Oyah (i cant spell) is worst girl

@@soul24311 alright you're correct about Ohya but Makoto is still shite. All the characters have great development that aint nothing special. She's only a biker girl in the metaverse, in real life she's just a boring dweeb. Not to mention it's kinda hard to take someone seriously on a date when all you're thinking about when you're with them is their MUCH hotter sister.

U.S.A. TIME I don’t think you understand Makoto’s character. Calling her a dumb dweeb is like calling Ann a dumb blonde

Ah a woman of culture as well i see futaba is one of us

ringer yes yes it is

i see, she is a woman of culture. so is everyone replying to this comment. WEEB NATION BIATCH-

She referenced Starfox too with the "Never give up. Trust your instincts" line

Wow. Futaba is a woman of culture as well. She's also could say 'I like that reference' after Makoto and Ryuji showtime attack. I think that's a reference to one of Kenshiro attack in Fist of the north star.

Man of Culture Will Know This One.

adaplay Same

Same...

I heard of the fact she isn't available for events like these, I'm still going to romance her when I play Royal but I wish she was like Makoto who you can get as an event but not a romantic one at Hawaii because she isn't expected to be already romanced at that point.

What you talking about? You at least got to spend time with the Sakuras. That's still a nice way to spend Xmas.

i also noticed that immediately.. cant help myself laughing..

Futaba has some great meta lines lol

No homo

ATLAS

Glad I'm not the only one who agrees with this.

Yeah I guess I would've got that one 'cuz they shafted me and Sumire ❤

WHY CANT I HANG OUT WITH THE BOIS?

Do a barrel roll?

I was looking for this comment.

Iwai?

@@sacredblader4424 ooh somebody has good taste

Hoo boy.

Iwai and Sojiro are great ‘n all, but y’all are forgetting true best girl IGOR

@@moshpitfuneral fool, the only one is maruki

?

Bro what?

I haven't read all of them but hifumi said "I'm so happy I wonder if this is even real"

Yeah, the fact a single cake was available for the couple, all of them commenting how it doesn't feel real. All hints that Maruki had already affected the world aside from Akechi's reappearance.

The F you like MiLF?

@bacon froyo Well That's not my type

my man knows whats up

You got good taste

Joseph Cruz ah here I see a fellow man with good taste.

p5r players be like "damn isn't it so lonely that you get to spend christmas eve eating cake and turkey with your gruff but gentle caregiver who literally says he's unconditionally on your side and adorable younger sister who adores you for giving her her life back and treat you like literal family, man this really sucks"

@@goomymaster6417 sure, but I think you still get what he means

@@512TheWolf512 yeah i was just being an ass lmao

Ba Dum

I've never seen Food Wars, but somehow I did though of that tanned blond girl from it. If that stuff really happens then I've been missing a lot of culture.

What that forehead do? 😳😳😳

@@krpapapa8182 is great for li'l forehead-kisses ^^

Ooh! I like your train of thought.

She's also mildly sadistic but who am I to judge

"We don't have a reservation for any of the restaurants! Oh wait... I own some of those."

She is a super coder/hacker that made a massively popular mobile game because she was bored.

She referenced food wars... this is why I love her.

@@NeoCreo1 wait what, really?

@@senchouphd Yep it's in her dialogue with ryuji on the persona dancing game, just type something along the lines "futaba is rich/way to rich" and You'll find it.

Though she just took a lump sum and not royalties, because that was too complicated and she couldn't be bothered with it. Ryuji's facial expression is quite the picture afterwards.

@Zombie Hunter I know man... RIP Peppy's Voice

Wow dude you're hilarious you should be a clown since you're so funny haha.

"lifetime"

Surrogate little sis is just too precious. "Christmas is hereby un-cancelled!"

@@Kaisona2017 For real?!?

You Sr have good tastes. My favorite is Tea Takemi but I respect your list.

That's all my favorites except Ann. Good list!

No Kawamami?

@@lucaskincanyon7393 she's a walking meme

@@monaqq you right! XD Kawakami a baddie though, no cap.

I noticed that too y'know

@@ashhh456 he is still only 5'9 they made alot of the adults short😅

surely it's very tiring but we can't be tired in front of girls

And i dont like to think that

I thought she just bugged the cafe area, and even then they shiw it was audio only, yeah? Then again, she can still hear you with another girl.