@@TerraLyte47oh, nice but a bit too scientific i'd say 😅 with my small brain, i'd be more confused/focused on processing what it meant than be frightened
@@charginginprogresss Thank you for this information. I will remember to make use of it, when reality is warped beyond comprehension, and insects become larger than humans. *It will happen. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...*
Fun fact: it has been two weeks since the law banning violence against children was passed in Belgium. Before that t'was legal to just.. beat a child, any child.
7:10 Thats a man. its from the anime 'Komi cant communicate.' he was forced to dress up in a maid costume for the school festival. (their class decided to do a maid cafe. (NOT GENDERBENT) I know its kinda weird but in the context of the whole 'Girlfriend' thing its funny.)
My German, RE and art teachers all became my English teacher at separate times while my English teacher technically never changed past year 8. I do not understand how you could have 3 kids in as many years and just stroll up to your work after with the intention of doing it again.
22:18 Human flesh tastes like "lean venison". These are not my words; a man once sacrificed his life for science and did a scientific study of the taste of a guy that wanted to be eaten. He admitted it and was executed, all in the name of science. Small amount of respect for the dedication, but DON'T EAT PEOPLE.
Fun fact: 1:09 he did actually say that. It was before he went insane and shit. I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He was originally very good person but he was out of his element due to money, was ostracized by the wealthy and the poor, losing friends due to working and no one was really there for him. It's just...an awful way to go. I used to think like he does now thankfully I got out. Hopefully he does too. I'll always support his growth because I know when everyone is against you, it's impossible to improve yourself.
I had a moment like that earlier... instead of wondering how blind people know when they're done wiping their ass though, I seen a deaf person message a group chat on a game we play, saying that they got yelled at by their family, and I just sat there for like an hour wondering... how the fuck does that work? Like do they just sign at the deaf person aggressively or?
I have several friends who are CODA, or deaf themselves, so I can answer this with a yes; it's mostly just the term is such a colloquialism, so some things don't sound like they should translate well. They also tend to start signing really quickly and completely lose me, which just frustrates them more; my signing is very remedial, tho, so I get lost all the time, anyway. And/or, as the other comments suggest, they're also correct. (: The most frustrating part, however, is when you're the person doing the yelling/lecturing/trying to get their attention, and they're distracted and/or look away...
0:28 I swear on my mothers life do not look it up. To summarize its used for s3xual fun. Now children of the internet, do. not. look. it. up. (you will regret it, im warning you for a reason... I made a mistake. Dont make my mistake)
That giant centipede is not only real but also has chelicera strong enough to pierce most clothes and inject a flesh eating venom that puts most venomous snakes to shame. The pain is strong enough to cause death by shock....
Even though I didn't intend for my submission to r/cursedcomments to actually get into an EmKay video, I'm kinda happy it did. As I said many times before, I wish I used the drawing of Bonmucho in boxing gear for the screenshot instead of the drawing of him wearing a robe. (Skip to 40:45 to see the drawing and the cursed request that got it into the subreddit and the videos.)
the creepiest thing to say to someone when they just wake up is “did you know you smell like raw metal when you sleep?” they’ll be weirded out that you smell them while they sleep, and also considered on why they smell like raw metal
6:32 He's joking, but before jesus died, Satan whisked him off in the night to try to tempt him. He offered riches, power, the works, and Jesus just kept quoting scripture. Like a biblical rap battle.
@@purplecobra52 Pretty much. And since satan wasn't trying to kill him, but tempt him before he died, he whisked him off to try tempting jesus a different way
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 "All the kingdoms of the world could be yours in 11," The only kingdom that matters is the kingdom of heaven!" also don't ask what I mean by 11.
Yes, that centipede is real. Even better, this is the first sentence on the Diet section of it's Wikipedia article: "It is a carnivore that feeds on any other animal it can overpower and kill." In addition: "At least one human death has been attributed to the venom."
something interesting I find about the whole "wrong thing to say at a funeral" thing is that if you're learning a new language, that's a really valid thing to be concerned about accidentally saying. For instance there's an equivalent for 'I'm sorry' in Korean you don't wanna say in the wrong situation because it's essentially a way of specifically apologizing for doing something *wrong* whereas in english "I'm sorry" is kinda an umbrella term that can be taking blame *or* expressing condolences both.
26:27 >Motormen hit the brakes and abandon the train >Dad is a motorman >Son is the brakes >Dad hits the brakes >Son is the train >Dad abandons train >Robin is no longer confused
2:23 the Yoshi *mlem* is my phone notification sound, and while I was watching this I thought for sure that my phone was going off. I had to rewind this like 5 times just to make sure.
24:42 ok I'm a Vietnamese and there are two versions of the story the original one is the one you just read the new one is actually kids friendly, the ending of the new one is the stepsis and stepmother became poor and their lives become harder while cinderella ( Tam Cam ) became wealthy and her life becomes way easier
Actually, the "either way, you'll get your dog back" is a real slogan from a real taxidermist/veterinarian who legit has that on their door- I've seen the pic
28:00 i get the joke! They meant to say that because we peel off the pea pods off the peas to make it edible (ofc), it's considered time taking and hard for us- so if we tell them that there are drugs in it, they will do the job for you!
Dear EmKay, I am not the kind of person who asks for things, but please, can we get a video with all the moments where Jack is singing ? This motherflipper has a wonderful voice
7:04 I think the joke was that the "girl" in a maid costume from the anime/manga Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu aka. Komi can't communicate is a boy. 🤣 Short: It's a PNGTuber with maid challenges or a femboy or both🤣
I usually like Lexi because she's a tech support dork, but the fact Robin knows and acknowledges Iron Sky is a huge leap in favorites XD (such a bad, cheesy movie but so good)
You would think that’s it’s an anime girl which is pretty good but it ends up being a horse which the commentor says is better this if it was an anime girl.
@@kbot5109 fair enough I suppose, the way it was worded and the context with which the narrator said it made me think this was a much longer running joke with other outside references.
"It was an accident I swear, I mean I didn't mean to stab him 26 times, but the first one felt so good that I kept doing it." That is the worst thing you can say at a funeral
9:23 I've seen that on a sign somewhere. 27:59 It's supposed to say, "Say there are drugs inside the pea pods, then they'll open them up for you to check." 47:03 That's the recipe for mustard gas. 54:25 That's not Jay Lenno, that's Handsome Squidward.
Robin, as a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints, I cannot tell you how well you hit that nail on the head with that Book of Mormon comment. Had me in stitches. 🤣
I will say For the slumber party thing It- Genuinely did happen in my town. The kid was quite thankfully expelled. How did they get to school naked? They didnt. They took their clothes off once they got to school They werent COMPLETELY naked. But uh- Yeah. It was not the funnest day.
