Wait Jack, where between hell and drown in sweat? I got family up in Cairns (which is between hell and drown in sweat) but I was born in hell, in the royal women’s hospital

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22:55 Imagine living in a third world country that does stuff like this… a third world country like THE UNITED KINGDOM 🤦 I hate this country sometimes

How brave of you to wade into the territories of Matt Rose and Random Typék at the same time!

What is it with online tests correct you with the same answers?

Man's Rob~in my eyes for this video. Very good. Also if they r gonna gender my cat's collars, shampoo and sht. I'm buying the cheapest so I can get more for my boy

0:55 why dose he look happiest when the biker is on his back

Those are trance apples 😂😂

6:24 its just- its just a different flavor, man. Whoever posted this does not know how to read the box 😭

The German at 7:32 is wrong; it should be "Mein Schwein ist ein Pilot und kann tatsächlich fliegen.'" The "ein" is missing, and without it, the sentence sounds like you're a caveman. *Original Sentence in German:* "Mein Schwein ist Pilot und kann tatsächlich fliegen." *Translation to English:* "My pig is pilot and can actually fly." *Identifying the Error:* In English, "My pig is pilot" is incorrect because it is missing the article "a." The correct form in English is "My pig is a pilot." *Correct German Sentence:* "Mein Schwein ist ein Pilot und kann tatsächlich fliegen." *Translation to English:* "My pig is a pilot and can actually fly." *General Rule:* In both languages, when you state someone's profession, you need an article. Just as you say "a pilot" in English, you need to say "ein Pilot" in German. I hope this helps!💛

1:05 multiplyers 💀

as a copper lantern I don't understand any of this

i genuinely cant tell if emkay and matt rose actually have beef w each other or if this is just a joke they have 😭😭

1:55 This is correct, thats why I know spanish 👍

2:19 makes me mad as a Muslim plus the fish goofy af✋💀

Nobody: Jack: <German noises intensify>

12:14 wow, looks like duolingo is doing some casual antisemitism. Good(not antisemitism, just this specific sentence)

Am I a choosing beggar for not wanting the choice of a game I’m getting having a higher price on ps and not pc and having a pc too old to run it Edit 1: correction it is a dlc for destiny 2 if you make fun of me I genuinely do not care

I wuv you with no shirt on! But I love cold ice lemon tea more

I speak Hindi and I can’t even understand what he said

Where PO box

No need to stuff his face with a fist and salute to the camera! Don’t bite his ear also! Seriously! Is this the mental hospital? Mraooow! Calm you tit5

5:20 Why is it “Dic” 😭

7:21 my headphones are like that and I still haven't bought new ones (they're like that for like 2 months)

0:53 can someone explain the joke here?

i made a meme about this brownie but never posted it…. it will never see the light of day

17:12 oh I HATE SENECA with a PASSION it keeps on spamming me with notifications about signing my parents emails up to a mailing lis- I MEAN TELL THEM WHEN I’M DOING WELL IN MY LESSONS (how did they get my parents emails?)

As a straight, god believer i feel fear from these comments

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my favoirite color is a vary strong pink

I guess the want a name that's technically unisex but fits a girl?

12:48 Hobidy bibeedi got me rolling as hell

25:03 lmao my internet cut out exactly here for a second and i thought it was apart of the bit

I also haves a p.o box

Fun fact: Jojo Siwa says “F-ing” and not the F word itself in her newest song

Oh cool, I just sold my soul to the duolingo bird earlier this month, so I wonder if I should continue or not

4:08 Quadruple Bingo ° • • • • ° ° ° • • • • • • • • • • • • • ° • ° • *I'm a guy*

7:33 roblox character reference

Where even is that "the new Superman image" from? With how superman is calmly pulling on his boots (even though he could do it at super speed) while the city is being attacked in the background it seems like some parody.

23:44 i can't get if this woman is a mom or a dictator

dead internet theory

9:22 Actual translation: I alone told Russians to eat grapes.

As a European, the immense brainpower these Americans possess genuinely breaks my heart and my day is ruined, thank you.

8:31 whoa someone woke up at the wrong side of the pillow

Every like this comment gets I'll do one sit-up and I'll post a video of it as proof.

The Santa being tracked by NORAD is something I learned from Metalg Gear Solid Peace Walker

i kinda wanted to make an account and post AI generated things now lol

bro mkay tok luna sink as an ofense

0:58 Dude it's not a wheel chair it's a rocking chair the cart wheels have been used declaratively to form the rockers you can see that clearly as the upholstery is tack pinned to the upper circumference you should study the pictures before speaking about them you might actually get it right then.....

40:25 the joke is a Group of crows is called a murder, and the 2 crows attempted to form a group but failed, so it's an Attempted Murder