ALL OF R/DONTYOUKNOWWHOIAM 

*”It is I, I am the girlfriend.”*

"You don't look like someone that likes the witcher" "I wrote for the witcher netflix series" "Case in point"

2:20 I genuinely love Tony hawk. Not for the skateboarding stuff, but literally cause he’s got the “everyone knows me and no one expects it to be me” thing going on. His tweets crack me up and if I was ever famous I’d wanna be that kinda famous. Everyone knows who I am, but I don’t *really* get recognized much.

Tony Hawk - will never do better than third place at any Tony Hawk lookalike contest.

"an old white males mansplanation" is actually very believable to me because people are CRAZY sometimes

Had a room mate who was a complete moron, but fancied herself a starlet in the goth scene. She was gushing the whole day before we were going out to see Crux Shadows live (the most popular goth band at the time), and about how she was their favorite fan. In the venue, I saw Rogue, the lead singer casually leaning against a pillar before the show. He was a pretty chill and laid back guy. My room mate walks right up to him to hit on him. She asked if he's with the band (cause he wasn't a regular she recognized). He chuckled and said "something like that." "Cool," she walked off cause her 'charms' weren't working on him. He caught me looking over and covering my mouth to keep from busting out laughing and winked. I could not WAIT for him to take the stage and start the show!

You should not be allowed to post this content. You are clearly copying RU-vidr EmKay, who I am a large fan of.

Timestamps for the narrators in case anyone wanted those back! Robin - 00:00 Jack - 23:22 Robin - 35:45 Jack - 1:00:53 Robin - 1:13:53 till the end

I think the biggest problem is that we forget famous people are still people, and we, in fact, are not famous

1:01:20 made me smile. "Full time grandparent" is the nicest thing to have in a social media bio

At this point, Tony Hawk is living in a comedy show!

Ed Solomon wrote the damn screenplay for men in black

10:37 This. This right here is what ruins subreddits enough for people to just up and delete their accounts and swear off Reddit as a cesspool. So many people are jumping at the chance to report people for the smallest inconsequential things and for what? Respect? Some kind of unspoken points system? People suck. And this illustrates just how bad it can get.

I feel bad for Tony Hawk sometimes, he's famous dor doing that something that you can only do professionally until you turn 23, because afterwards, if he got injured it would be more difficult and expensive for his bones and tissue to heal. And yet Tony still does it professionally even in his 40s

The MIB one was apparently tweeted by the director of the movie? I’m not defending it but as gen Z I’ve def heard people say shit like that lol

Ed Soloman wrote Men in Black...

"i am tony hawk" Twitter: You have lost identity privileges.

3:30 When you can't even keep your telling off authors to fiction works.

I had somebody who saw me online, tell me I wasn't who I was. When I asked what made them feel that way they responded with "cause I looked it up" They were ACTIVELY watching my live stream and told me I wasn't me... While very much so able to see themself tell me.

Short story- I met a famous guitarist in an interesting way. Long story- I worked at a small airport with a concert venue next to it. I'm sitting at the front desk with one of my co-workers going over paperwork. A gentleman comes in to sign in in our log book. My coworker and I started a conversation with the man asking, "How are you doing," and "How can we help you?" The man said, "I flew in the cerrus out there. Are there any fees (some airports have landing/ parking fees)? I would like to park it overnight." We say no and asked for info. As he was giving the info, we asked if he was going to the concert as there was one that night. "Yes." Coworker asked who was playing. "Oh, it's Bare Naked Lady's." I did recognize the name of the band right away. I asked if he had a good seat. "Well, I hope so." He finally gave in and said he was Ed Robertson. He even has a pilots license.

For the Wikipedia one, I can understand the whole point that “Wikipedia doesn’t have sources” thing, because at one point they didn’t have fact checking or sources. But this might be my entire family gaslighting me into thinking that Wikipedia didn’t always have sources.

I'm honestly beginning to wonder if the entire world is playing a prank on Tony Hawk. Like, everyone had a meeting to agree to not recognise Tony Hawk as a joke, and the only people not in on this joke are Tony Hawk and me.

I remember being at uni and one of the professors (awful teacher, worse human being) said something horrendously wrong about the OS being shown, a student in my class interrupted the zoom call (only time they ever spoke) and told the professor they were very wrong. The professor claimed they had been using the OS for decades and even wrote papers on it. The twist is the student then told the professor to check the credits, and there, listed was his name, followed by the date of the OS release, within the past 5 years

Tony hawk:not recognised not attacked Stephen king:not recognised “Go ReAd A bOoK”

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 2:23:39

Just a correction. Not ALL wasps harmless. Here in Texas, we have these critters called "Red Wasps." These little firecrackers are super aggressive & their sting packs a punch, causing everything from excruciating pain & swelling that last days to blood poisoning to aphalepic shock to death (in young children, the elderly, & those with a compromised immune systems.) Their mostly flightless counterpart - Fire Ants - are just as deadly.

Description says "an hour of the top posts for r/" 1. it's almost 2.5 hours. 2. You guys didn't put the reddit on the description. Emkay team, what's happening? Edit: turns out the subreddit is just ok the next line, but the hour thing is still wrong.

i just wanted to say when i was younger my parents divorced and i was going through some very,very tough times in my life, these simple yet hilarious videos helped get through the pain and give me the happiness i strived for, thank you so much for putting smiles on so many peoples faces, and thank you for making me happier

Just here to add that Robyn has no clue who Ed Solomon is lol. 🤣

Absolute W to the guy who recognized Robin in public

"i am he" Inspirational

Tom Morello is so wonderfully chill here. 😎

0:01 JACK AITKEN THE DTM DRIVERRRRRRR

The baguette one loosely reminds me of Pavitr Prabhakar correcting Miles Morales about chai tea just meaning tea tea. It's not the same, but it's got a similar vibe. American gets corrected about a foreign food/drink about its meaning by someone from that culture.

When the "Do you even know who I am?" is actually legit

1:17 PI= Principle Investigator. The lead researcher. In a university setting, they apply for grants to do research and hire post-docs and graduate assistants (and are usually the grad student's graduate advisor under whom they do their thesis/dissertation).

22:17 The question is, why though? Even if he wasn't THE Tony Hawk - Hawk is a normal last name, Tony is a normal first name, anyone could have just happened to be named Tony Hawk. And the agent would delete some random person's name thinking it is fake just because they happen to share a name with someone who happens to be famous?

I hope I get to meet you one day Robin, you've been one of my favorite RU-vidrs since I first found you in 2016. You seem so chill and I'd love to hang out one day

Earth-616 Hulk is terrifyingly powerful, you got to account for the fact that he is a very tall, very buff monster that is made of pure anger, and then the fact that there are multiple forms that Bruce has held throughout the years, each an extension of the Hulk which are equally powerful if not more.

You don’t believe someone at STARBUCKS said “white male’s mansplanation”? In 2024? That’s actually completely believable.

Lol I've watched emkay for so long and I never get bored with the hosts man it's always perfect

This is literally “doth thine thinketh before yonder speaketh”

I will remember your voice for the small chance you end up in germany one day

13:08 Casual reminder that the first computer programmer was Ada Augusta King, Countess of Lovelace, commonly called Ada Lovelace. Also, the first lead software engineers at NASA was Margaret Hamilton, following Dorothy Vaughan, the first Fortran Specialist at NASA. Additionally, the first compiler was made by a team lead by rdml. Grace Hopper in the US Navy.

I always love the commitment to pronouncing typoed words as they read.

While watching this: Me gives food to my 3y old. "Be careful it's still hot. Wait first" I said it as calmly and nicely as possible. He eats anyway. Burns his mouth. Go to my wife telling her that my son nowadays don't listen no matter what. Her reply:"Try different method. Stop shout at him." -.-

1:27:05 yeah that's German and means as much as in use or being used. So chemistry in use (think it's practical chemistry in English, not sure tho)

I don’t remember what band it was, nor the member, but I saw a video of the lead singer (pretty sure) getting stopped by security as he’s heading to the stage. Several people tell her he’s in the band and instead of getting mad at her he tells her she’s doing a good job. Always thought that was cool.

This guy trying to be like EmKay Thanks for the video :D

3:15 that’s not what he was talking about emkay, he wrote men in black, he is ed Solomon

I was talking to my sisters boyfriend (now husband) about the Olympics and that I knew someone who competed in the 90’s. He asked me what year because he was there too. I then asked if he had “good seats”? He said “you could say that.” He let me go on for another 10 minutes before telling me he played for Canada IN the Olympics and was not there as a spectator as I assumed. Smh…we still laugh at that.

1:11:34 I just realized that the person who posted this to r/dontyouknowwhoiam is the fool in the pic. They were embarrassed by this error to post it on Reddit before someone else did.

beetlejuice?

Is it wrong that I don’t know anyone brought up on this video?

I joined a thread on Twitter about Nnedi Okorafor’s book series, Binti, started by Okorafor. I’ve read some sci fi but found most of it kinda boring so I wanted to start again and asked in the thread if anyone would recommend it. I didn’t realize I’d replied to the author and she basically said “I wrote them, what do you think I’d say to that?” Not sure why I didn’t realize she was the author. But I got the books and they were good so I would recommend them. Glad I found the thread (and I can’t remember but I hope I apologized at least because I had been rude).

I was watching this while drinking tea then realising that this video is 2 hours long.

ONG 90% of these stories never happened

12:32 Doki Doki...

My computer is now my favourite because I have a little EmKay with me at all times ❤

Another 2 hours of EmKay? Hell yeah!

It's funny how some people can be scared of tiny animals like wasps or spiders or even mice. Personally I'm only afraid of the Honey Badger. I fear them more than I fear the mob.

Balls 🤤🤤🤤

17:12 broooo i used to follow her on twitter, she’s AMAZING at colorizing historical photographs

parts of the usa have like $14.63 as the minimum wage

oh cool, 56 views

I love the ones that go with the joke like rick astley saying he is better looking then rick astley and jef goldblum not knowing.who he is and saying he is good looking

Videos like these are like jawbreakers i slowly consume over time

1:06 I hate that. Although that makes me feel a lot better. Back in the day I had a few interviews that I was more than qualified for, if not overly qualified, but didn’t get the job. Never heard why, but it’s like “WTF?

3:10 for context, Ed Solomon made Men in Black

1:16:36 (Someone correct me if I'm wrong) I believe the terms identified the country doing the space mission. Astronauts were American and cosmonauts were soviet.

The story "give credit to the video maker" reminds me of an essay I had to write at university. I studied archeology and for the essay I needed some drawings. I'm pretty good at drawing. In fact, I'm an artist. So I drew the drawings myself. And I got 4 out of 10 points. The essay was okay, but the professor really didn't like the fact that I didn't give credit to the person who made the drawings. Which was me. In my own essay. I explained the situation, but my grade didn't change. I really hated this professor for the rest of my time in his course.

Love how he doesnt believe the man who literally wrote MIB but hates it when people just tell other ppl abt stuff out of ignorance.

3:23 gotta love how you don't notice OP is the guy who wrote MIB...

Re: MiB The guy posting was Ed Solomon. The creator of MiB. Its as good as in the movie Back to School when Rodney Dangerfields character hires Kurt Vonnegut for a book report on Kurt Vonnegut and got an F.

This subreddit has taught me to google someone’s name before telling them I know more than them

In response to what robin said about “getting wokifide” at a coffee shop. I once had someone yell at me for eating a hamburger because of “animal cruelty”. I personally don’t have much of an opinion on the matter. All I will say is that if I want a hamburger, I will get a hamburger.

>someone comments about something stupid your generation/in group does "I don't believe that happened for a second!" >someone comments about something stupid another generation/out group does "haha people are so stupid when they aren't like me!"

3:19 It's because HE WROTE Men in Black..

Oh, that's some deja vu. I swear I watched this yesterday... weird.

I am surprised he couldn't recognize Randy through all those layers of grease

Ed Solomon wrote and produced Men in Black and I absolutely believe some little twits said that stuff to him.

Me: Sees Tony Hawk Also Me: HEY, YOU'RE COPYING TONY HAWK

6:18 that's kinda funny because I had a classmates who looked like the younger version of Will Ferrell

"Why do I yet again not believe this happened?" Because you're part of the problem.

1:38 HE SAID BEETLEJUICE 3 times

1:38 OH SHIT HE SAID IT THREE TIMES

As a woman I have been told SO MANY TIMES I don't know anything about fighting sports after I boxed for 6 years...

11:28 The video was 11 hours but the actual response was 3 hours in total and it's pretty funny, I like those guys at efap.

1:31:24 I mean it’s JK, didn’t tumblr literally ban her/bully her out from a HP community for “not knowing anything” Frankly I’d trust tumblr over her for just about anything, even her own work.

3:15 ed Solomon is the filmmaker of MIB

2:40 Mac Donald’s forgot their own existence for a sec

the “Hi husband” was so cute

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The hi husband one was so wholesome

“I don’t believe someone actually said “mansplination” to you” Used “mansplaining” unironically 5 posts prior 🤣🤣

Ohh boy do I have a story on this subject!!! So back in middle school I was given the honor to bring a pet to school for a class. Specifically a class that was all about animals. The teacher there was like a close friend to me. Heck she even came over to my house once with McDonald so she could check out my chickens that I would talk about constantly. Eventually she gave me permission to bring a chicken so I brought my best behaving chicken I have. A Rooster name Autumn. He was the biggest sweetheart despite him being a rooster, and he was a big boy too but I knew he would behave well so we got a carrier and brought him to the class. Now I wouldn’t be in the teachers class until the end of the day since her class was last on my schedule so by the time I went in there I immediately went to greet my Rooster, taking him out of the carrier to hug. Now a lot of kids around this time hated my guts for reasons I still can’t understand and immediately tried to cause problems by saying “ohh you’re going to be in so much trouble”, “what are you doing with the teachers chicken”, “I’m telling”. Stuff like that. I didn’t care anyway and continue to hugs my boy until finally a student dragged the teacher into the room the moment she arrived and pointed at me saying I was messing with her chicken form which she responded with, “that’s her chicken so she’s allowed to have him out”. The class went dead silent as everyone realized their mistake and left me alone as I went to my seat with my rooster. Soon the teacher called me up to present Autumn and talk a bit about chickens. Basically taking over the class a bit as I went around letting everyone pet him. This didn’t last long as the teacher did have other things plan but once that was done everyone was pretty much allowed to do whatever and most of them choose to play with Autumn. He just sat down on a desk as everyone surrounded him to pet him. It was the best day of my life and it is one I will never forget. Sadly Autumn passed away somewhere last year. Fly high Autumn, I will never forget you

100m with a handgun isn't even that far. That's not even close to the record of longest shot ever made.

1:46 there is a missed joke here and I am disappointed. Even if it wasn't in the original, something could have been added!

Ed Solomon is one of the writers of the screenplay for Men in Black

1:16:38 they're also called taikonaughts in China, and spationautes(I think theres supposed to be an s) in France :)