All your GTA pain in one video... 

You forgot Lester screaming at you during heists.

To think he probably only needed like five minutes in GTA Online to get all the footage in this video isn't so unrealistic, sadly

When the mechanic says: "Sorry i can't get there, boss" Or when it gives you the vehicle but the vehicle arrives too far away

The heist, I feel that damn pain it’s just like BRUH

I lost so many brain cells from how much pain

What about the slow plane for the Cayo Perico scope out mission, or, the yellow circle that doesn't activate the end of the destination that doesn't always let you complete the task. Example, delivering client vehicles

My average stint in a public sesh! Especially the one where you shoot the living hell at another and they just kill you with a solitary bullet. Gets me so mad!

When the guy was kicking the parcel van, I felt that.

Getting shot in the back by cops while sniping an enemy player.

Bro when you in the middle of the ocean

You forgot about *G'day boss, this is your captain speaking*

the van delivery got me so bad

The whole game is just "drive to the opposite end of the map! Good job! Now drive back to the other side! Great! Now, I need you to drive to the opposite side of the map, more instructions will follow.."

Forgot the one where you are able to call the vehicle in but die before it comes. A lovely wait before the cooldown is over.

Dude. I was watching this video on my phone with the preview feature, and as I was watching I started singing the same song he picked for this video. Crazy!

I still haven't even beaten the first prison break heist.

The teammate kicking the post van at 1:59 😂😂

These reasons are why i play private servers in online

Bro its been a year since this came out , I dead remember when this came out 😂

the dave one isnt as bad bc you can just open the map and it closes the call

I think the worst is when LJT called you every 30 seconds. I genuently stopped playing the game for a year becuase of that. But thank fuck they fixed it

these are just pain for newbies honestly, I got rid of most of them once I got over 50hours

Stop it just make it stop!!! It hurts god damn!!!

You missed the one where the enemies shoot you out of a helicopter with 100% accuracy

“Go to Merryweather HQ” I want to scream

This video is anything but subjective, anyone who has even touched GTA Online felt at least half of these

I relate to every single one of these. Legend has it: he's still rolling down the mountain.

The fact we all get stuck on mountains on foot is hilarious 😂 like how do we even end up there

The worst part about the hill tumbles is when you hit that one weird tumble that's almost exactly like the other ones but for some reason it instantly kills you.

My worst fear when I was under lvl 100: "The Velum was destroyed"

You forgot one thing. When you call in a vehicle then you get killed before its spawned in. Then you have to wait 2mins to spawn in another.

When you receive the threatening message from the NPC whose car you stole, then see the bounty notification. Inside pain

Every time… 😂

The heist ones are so relatable 😂

When he spun the wheel and won a T-shirt I felt that

The mechanic not delivering when a road is in sight. That hit right in the feels.

You forgot: When you steal a vehicle from an NPC, instant Bounty

The worst feeling is when someone randomly starts battling with you and you keep dying

“Alright time for prison break” “The Velum was Destroyed” “Player left the game” “Heist ends” “Respawns in the middile of the desert” “9km drive back to apartment” “Cycle repeats” thx for the likes

0:43 Absolutely the most agonizing pain

I've never had a game that I simultaneously enjoyed and it stressed me out as much as GTA online. It's almost as if they designed it that way to sell Shark Cards.

Where's the Rockstar trailers, or the Rockstar tweets?

English Dave is definitely the worst. He just knows exactly when's the worst time to call.

Would add only 2 things 1. As mentioned previously, when you call the mechanic for a car and dies before getting it, and then you gotta wait for the cooldown 2. When you are running and accidentally accept some warning screen. Happens a lot if you are playing with friends and they join a job, it will give you a black screen asking if you wanna join them.

Honorable mentions , Being a millionaire but suffering from paying 10-20K for insurance costs Missing a headshot in cayo Merryweather gun prep for cayo mission Wifi disconnecting during a sale mission Vehicle cargo in general

The mechanic gets mad over him missing out on 300 when i’m sure he’s got trillions.

You forgot the most annoying thing to happen in GTA Online: that moment when you're in a heist and that one cocky player who also demands 25% of your cut always fails the easiest task, thus forcing you to restart the whole heist.

I watch this every now and then to remind myself that I'm not crazy...

Don't forget: when you quick find a Casino Heist and keep getting kicked, or someone leaves cause they don't get 30 percent when they are a random like me. Or the host leaves.

Tip: if you have the “SAVING FAILED” notification you can simply change outfits and it will retry to save

Honourable mention: When you finish a heist and load in and then you get killed by one of the crew members

There's going to be that one person who shoots at you whenever you're buying clothes.

It's missing the pain of Lester calling every millisecond

I've never been so okay with a youtuber in my whole life, this game deserves some major changes before GTA VI releases

Dude, this is like addiction therapy for me. I recently uninstalled gta and anytime I'm thinking about reinstalling it, I just watch this. Thanks for your good works.

Sessanta: "Ay, let me get K up in here" Me: "NOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!!!!!"

That moment when you switch sessions and forgot to switch your spawn location to a property and it spawns you back on Mount Chilliad.

Where’s the orbital cannon?

You forgot the "perfectly" timed phone call as you're sky diving and about to pull your parachute.

There's also when you want to start a heist and you wait like half an hour for people to join, but after a while you give up and later the exact same heist is hosted by a different person and it instantly fills up.

Yo guys what about the loading screens before launching or after finishing a mission? They seem to be better now, but before that patch they were crazy. The lengths of loading were guinness world record breaking

Me: this video possibly can’t show all my pain in one video Me after watching the whole thing: The title was correct

The fact that people are saying “don’t forget the…” in the these comments shows just how much GTA Online players go through, this game should have never touched PS5.

Me: *stands right ontop of a solid asphalt road* Mechanic: "Sorry can't get there right now!" Also Me: *Stands in the middle of the desert with no road in sight* Mechanic: "I'll get her delivered to you in a second!" The Car: *Spawns on the other side of the map*

This is more painful than the people who think that Michael is in witness protection.

You forgot when you open a parachute to close to a building and destroys it, or someone shoots you out of the air with a jet, or your character decides they want to use a parachute really close to the ground, then you pull it and die anyways.

I love how everyone in the comments and the community realise how broken gta online is but the studio who makes the game just let's ppl grief, cheat and let their game be so unplayable. They must realise

I like how I've only been playing this game for a few days and I've experienced every single thing In this video

Great video 😂 The one I hate also is “Too many VIPs in session” 😟

Has anyone noticed how incredibly stupid the physics and performance of the cayo perico island and heist is? That deserves a whole video on its own.

Don’t worry all this will be much more “enhanced gameplay” better after the update next gen update.

Ahhh GTA V.... The game that makes you more stressed after having a stressed day lol

1:21 here it is moment that make me happy

0:43 happens all the time

I absolutely loved Dave until he started calling me and I couldn't hang up, and it always happens when I am in a helicopter which prevents me from going up for some dumb reason causing me to either stop or crash

I enjoyed the Oppressor MK2 blowing up

Fucking hurts just to look at. Literally 90% of my planning goes into avoiding all of this. And then it still happens.

the worst pain is when your doing a heist like the pacific standard and one of the teammates leave as soon as you’re about to get to the end

I can tolerate a lot, but it all did get me to a point where just starting up the game feels depressing.

"Eyes full of fear, pain, loss, death and destruction" Some magic horse user - 2015

“Fuck all these inconveniences, I’m joining a new session” *The maximum number of CEOs and Motorcycle Club Presidents in this session has been reached, your privileges have been revoked* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You should have shown the 5 minute cooldown timer for the Oppressor Mark 2 and airplanes. Also the pain of eating single snacks at a time with animations when not in cover.

Apparently these footages were recorded on console, so let me add one excruciating pain of playing on PC: modders (especially Chinese ones if you play in the Asia-Pacific region). Imagine joining into a session where the public chat is filled with "没有国人?", "nmsl sb" and bots spamming Weibo links for advertising modding services; and at the slightest mention of Taiwan, a sudden flame geyser would spawn at your feet, accompanied by explosions continuously bombarding your character from out of nowhere, and as you die repeatedly for two minutes straight an UFO spawns on your head and covers your entire field of vision. That, is the experience of playing GTA Online in Asia.

The thumbnail is painful enough

I think you forgot when npcs unleash a full mag in .5 seconds and don't miss a shot

You forgot selling 400,000 dollars worth of MC product and 5 oppressors show up and destroy everything for only 2k

I’ve played since day 1, I felt every single one of these. Pro tip tho: when English Dave calls, accept it then quickly open then close the pause menu to cancel the call.

I love how everything gets faster and more intense in the end of the video

Thank you for this video. Now if I feel like playing GTA Online but don't have the time, all I gotta do is watch this 2.5 minute video and have experienced all of Online's classic gameplay.

When a hacker makes it so you “kill” the entire lobby and everyone starts accusing you of modding even tho someone else did it

no one gonna talk about the fact that when he rolled down the hill, the noises synced up almost perfectly with the music? 😂

You forgot the part where there is max number of mc & ceos in the lobby

ah the falling down the hill is just too relatable

One thing tho, when you do an import export sales mission, and one npc just out of nowhere decides to take a turn

When I scratch your car right before u show up at a car meet.

What makes Gta Gta is the notifications, constant phone calls, explosions, griefing, getting run over, spawn trapped on mt. chilliad, getting griefed, the tedious grinding, bad sell missions, getting killed and the other players

“The perfect representation of GTA Online doesn’t exis-“

Seriously though, how tf are you gonna interrupt someone doing a heist.

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been playing single player and going 2-3 hundred kph, hitting a pole and subsequently being thrown from my vehicle, surviving and being killed by the npc driver I hit

0:49 is the worst