Alpha Males | Zoltan Kaszas 

Imagine that deal today: you get to watch Zoltan in a small intimate setting AND they give you pizza?!?!

“International porch pirates” is a hilarious line!

Took a while for him to get a lot of traction. He deserves the success. That Drybar post is how I found him.

"I'm so glad you are here" was the perfect things to say in that moment

"Do you know how many alphas there are out there?". Lol.

It's about time he gets his recognition for his talent in comedy.

If Deadpool was a hippie.... He would be this guy

"Which joke?" LOL perfect bit right there!

Hilarious especially “which joke was it”

I'm dead!!! LOL. I'm looking at my Amazon page while listening to this video when I hear "bullet hole in our Amazon packages". I lost it!! LOL. Thanks Zoltan! You always make me laugh. And thank you to your beautiful bride, as I'm guessing she is the one behind getting your RU-vid channel going in a better direction! Lets get'ca to 1M. =}.

"Too close - ah - We're keeping it" 😂 I've been a fan since your Jessica special. Thank for posting so much content on your channel. Super happy for your growing success ⭐

OMG the frieken alpha male/Joe Rogan bit was SO ON POINT 😂😂😂 never heard anything more accurate than that lmao

I follow stand up comedians instead of paying for psychotherapy. Zoltan is one of my favorites. Needs more cat jokes though…

Mate I've never been so called out by a comment as that D&D gym bit. You're spot on man, there's no middle.

I thought it was impossible but you are getting funnier big Z. hats off to ya

international porch pirates..

I was in the gym steam room a few hours ago, sat between Mr Kettle Ball and what I can only assume was a 34 level D&D Master. Totally nailed the modern gym dynamic.

This skit was golden. Zoltan is a comic genius

Hilarious thing to do: Show up at a Zoltan show with a slice of pizza and eat it as he performs! 🤣 Love ya Zoltan! You've earned a lack of pizza!

"Which joke?" LOL

Unbelievable how you turn everything into humor. It's excellent. I missed the fight club reference in the beginning when you talked about the real owner coming into the basement.

Hi from the bald lady in Colorado Springs! You are one of the few things my friend and I can agree on. Thank you for being you

Didn’t expect a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference from Zoltan..but I’m not surprised (:

New material I haven't heard. Real good 😊

By far one of the funniest comedians ever

Hope everyone is watching his podcast called the week in Zoltan on his RU-vid channel. Hilarious content every week; I have seen him 3 times in person because he is that good! Be well from Washington state USA ❤️

Zoltan, thank you for continually bringing the laughs! I love how you keep sharing great new jokes, as well as riff on anything that has happened on your way to the show.

Build on that narcissist bit! Comedy gold!

The revenge joke is probably the one. I cant kill myself, there are so many people I have to get back at. And then people do you wrong in the mean time...never ending cycle.

You know I just learned that Starbucks doesn’t actually roast their own beans, something pretty much every other good coffee company does. A good company harvests it’s own beans so it actually stands out in flavor and quality. But with Starbucks, essentially you’re over paying for a brand name and that’s it.

I hope you're always here making me laugh! I can't get enough!

Zoltan's comedy has got to be one of the best shows around. Friggin hilarious!

Heyyy. Z-man. Thank you for a yet another morsel of your awesome comedy.

What a great set last night, in jacksonville Zoltan! Wife and I love your stand-up and we are still laughing next dat! And we all agree you deserved better than the Ramada Stage, good sir 😂 We can't wait to see another show of yours. Thanks for being the genuine you, and thanks for signing my shirt!! Best wishes from Blake and Alyssa

You never disappoint.. always funny😅😂

First and only person i would search for on youtube named zoltan and hes not a genie granting wishes in a machine😂. Great stuff bro,always a laugh

You are the best comedian ever!

that's some good shit

😂love this set

I also want to know which joke lmao

Which joke 😂😂 haha ! As someone who has been on the other end of that,I laughed so hard !!

I never heard of Jeremy Allen White till this video, so I looked him up and... he's kind of on the Gene Wilder/Barry Manilow/Nicolas Cage spectrum, isn't he?

Zoltan you've always got your finger on the pulse; a truly dynamic comedian

You were on fire!.

The sweatpants joke did what I think comedy really ought to! And, the rest was full of the same caliber pinnacles. Bravo!!

As a former Boisean, I can confirm all of his conclusions. 😂😂 end of the universe is appropriate

Still my favorite comedian! All of it, Zoltan, all the jokes.

Dude, your observational comedy is amazing. So talented!

Zoltan is my favorite comedian ever ❤❤

Thanks!

I dare you to come to Canada. Centennial Hall. London Ontario Canada. Midway between Detroit and Toronto. 500k pop. Gaffigan did it. Regan did it. Mulaney did it. Raitt did it. Try us ye half wit. We'd love ya.

I miss Boise fasho. Partly bc there are no WinCos in Missouri, but mostly bc almost anywhere is better than Missouri.

I laughed so hard at this, because I just met you briefly after a show at Shank Hall in Milwaukee - I was one of those guys that was like, "man, you have no idea how much videos have helped me through the coov and such a bad few years, I've been watching your vlogs and specials and I'm just so happy for your growth and to finally shake your hand," and you were awkwardly smiling like ... "aww, thanks buddy...." then we took a photo XD

Hey from France !!

Bullet holes in our Amazon packages. Hilarious!!!

Great news jokes

Hey Zoltan, I'm going through a really easy time and you are making it easier. Thanks. I thought about making a delicious sandwich, and because of your "alpha" bit, I did. It's tasty.

dude that was classic that Houthi bit made me spit my trifle on the laptop , Legendary much love 🤣

Absolutely hysterical! Love from Oregon! Thank you Zoltan

It was an awesome show!! The lounge is great!

Mr Cool at it

The end was real but luckily it's actually years from now. Stay up awesome Zolt!

You deserve to be on a big stage! You are hilarious!

You woke up, man. I'm glad to see it. Stay regulated. Stay close to the river. Cheers 🩵✌️

Welcome to our great city Zoltan!😂 You nailed it!!❤

Great set! You’re a treasure, man.

Idaho is great 😂 good audience too

Love you so much !!! Emma’s a lucky lady.

Yeah stockpiling food couldn’t hurt lol

At the end I counted 13 nose hairs.

I was going through a long ass recovery...3 years lying down and watching comedy was one of the ways I escaped from the situation. I like your comedy Zoltan. You're a funny guy

You never fail to entertain us Zoltan!

AlphaJoe!!! 'Specially when he puts the blonde wig on...

No matter who you are and where you are in life, you don't know what you might say or do that could significantly impact somebody else's life. And that goes for both negative and positive. So I try to always be a positive influence.

❤️❤️❤️

This episode of the office is interesting lol

FANTASTIC

Just to add some context to the Houthi fighting he's talking about. We're fighting them because they're protesting Israel's attack on Palestine.

Really surprised the lack of "alphas" in the comments 😂😂

Zoltan is so funny!

I get the, "stop half-way through an order name" since I work at Taco Bell and we have the, "Chipotle-Ranch Grilled Chicken Burrito" waaayy longer than it needs to be and people really do stop have way through and just call it "the Chipotle thing" and we all know what they're trying to say but u can literally hear there verbal comprehension go *POP* 🤯

Love me some Zoltan!

Been following this guys career for many years. I love this dude!! He never disappoints. Congratulations on the Success, Z!

Come to Wilmington, NC!! Love your comedy! 💜

Saw Jeremy Allen White on IG and those Calvin Klein ads are a bit too in your face 😂

Hilarious short set.

2mins in and you are killing it bro

Thanks for sharing your talent, Zoltan! I especially enjoyed your clean set on Dry Bar and have rewatched 2 times. Hopefully, you will come to my town on tour!

Dude, I love you'r comedy since the first time I saw you around 3 years ago. And you know what, every time a new clip pops up you look better than the previous one. Good job!

Look. You’re a nutcase. But I love you. Your comedy is top shelf. I look forward to all your clips. Drybar launched you. No doubt. Give them kudos… I never would have found you otherwise… Like tattoo guy.., Your improv and ability to be do natural on stage is a pleasure to see, and hear. You are definitely one of my favourite comedians…

You should like the full vids in the shorts my guy! Had to come lookin cause your short was too good!

You deserve a million subscribers.

LOL Great job zoltan , im from san marcos area also but im little bit older then you. Great to see you gaining so much traction , hope to see you live one day💪🏾

Too funny lmao ❤

I've been watching your stuff for a while, and I think the Amazon thing's your best joke so far (among lots of funny stuff). I don't think I've heard you address world events and uh, I think it might be in your wheelhouse 🙃

Hi Zoltan! I know there is probably no chance you would be coming to Maine, but how about Boston? Would love to hear your jokes about Massachusetts drivers 😄

Your voice and style is so calming to listen to (except when you're talking about the end of the world) that I often have these videos playing in the background while I do other things. But this time I was thrown a little when you said "I wanted to kill myself." And I thought "Zoltan, no!!' Then I went back to watch it and replayed that moment. "Oh." Well the jokes I've thought were funniest from you was the stand up you did in the Attic talking about the inner dialogue you had when lining up to order the "sweet cream corn brew' from Starbucks and bobbing your head with every word, only to hear that they couldn't take your credit card. And also when you described "that kind of day" as "you can't get a coffee, Here's a spoon for your salad." Another time was when you talked about being on an airplane and saying what you're thinking to yourself as you're showing what you look like when someone's kicking the back of your seat lol (I usually only just listen to the videos after I've seen them first, so I generally know what you're doing while you're talking. Although this time I realized I can't always do that.)

I would have wanted to know which joke!

great

One of your best sets in a while. Seems like you may have actually put some work and thought into producing some decent material.