Alpharad tells "the cocaine story" 

7:02 for those wondering

Bro I thought of the same thing

_Imma _*_push_*_ 'em._

lol ahh... funny that these references comes from a known cocaine addict too. maybe not ironic, but poetic.

And he skateboards

Plot armor

He is the protagonist

do you think drug dealers kill people?

​@@Quarren_Showwell, if you don't pay them, it's not impossible

@@Quarren_Show you wouldn't want to be caught assuming they don't

Man has watched 2 One Piece arcs and thinks he knows what he's talking about

i like zoros backstory but it's not really sad it's just kinda sick

To be honest, I think only Usopp has a happier backstory than Zorro: Luffy - Believes one of his brothers is dead, and then watches his other one get a hole punched through his chest Nami - Her adopted mother is shot in front of her, then she is enslaved for 10 years Sanji - Abused by his father for years. Runs away from home after his mother dies. Almost starves to death only to find the guy with the bigger sack of food actually ate his own leg because he gave all the food to Sanji Chopper - Abused by everyone for his entire life, when someone finally cares for him he accidentally poisons the man. Robin - Everyone she ever knew got murdered in front of her when she was 8, then a huge bounty was put on her head causing her to have trust issues for decades. Franky - His creations were stolen and used to frame his father figure, who was then executed because he used his pardon to save franky instead of himself. Brook - 50 years of floating around as a skeleton, haunted by the memories of his dead crewmates Jinbei - Watching the horrors of slavery against his people, followed by his mentor dying because of oppression (he was shot returning Koala to her parents) combined with being unable to give up his hatred of humanity for what they did to his people.

​@@m05513usopp dad left him and his mom died of an illness what do you mean his backstory was happier

@@m05513ace getting donuted was part of luffys story not his backstory.

had this several times through out the video 😭

had this at 7 minutes 😭😭😭

DUDE

Yeah like nothing against Alpha but this was the most just put my fries in the bag bro video…

@@Penningtonac Take a step back and really think about what you're doing at this moment

yeah no, everything about the way he talked about and treated women was like...oh no. especially the 'you can get in if you have money, drinks, weed or women, and you have two' part. like, if i'm deliriously optimistic, i could say that's him trying to hook up his friends in misogynistic fashion...but i. highly doubt that tbh.

​@@wyawardclown Especially if they had to FLEE THE COUNTRY, like cokes bad, but thats like a hiding away crime Not a FLEEING THE COUNTRY crime, in my opinion

​​@@ComicalOrangeVR If you're an immigrant, ESPECIALLY a non-citizen, every crime is a fleeing the country crime, LOL. You already have the international connections

“At best he was a cokehead” is very funny out of context

@@ComicalOrangeVR i mean, anything can be a "fleeing the country" crime if you want to avoid the crime enough, but i see what you mean

It truly is a valuable sensor to have. I usually only need to use it when I go out clubbing with a bunch of my friends, because the quickest and sometimes only way to stop a bothersome guy at a club is with another guy.

As a woman those fellas are the backbone of social safety fr, shout out to y'all

Like halfway through I'm like "this is the craziest story I've ever heard and it hasn't even gotten to the part with cocaine yet"

honestly the cocaine was the least shocking part of the story at that point

@@youremeraldstar I can't believe I can say "Calling it the cocaine story is underselling it"

chill it snowflame

​@@cracarlos_au5757. COCAINE FLOWS IN MY SYSTEM

the cocaine wasn’t???

@@birdbrain9280that hadn’t come in yet

​@@Tofu_KikiHe mentioned it during the requirements to go to the party (I think)

@@defnotnaruto222 yeah alpha mentioned that I ment like in the story atm

​@birdbrain9280 In LA that's not the most crazy thing

Alpha and steveo are 2 ends of a “for content” spectrum

no fr every moment of this was a yakuza side story that keeps going, and every time you see a new checkpoint and go "wait, its not over?"

He's an irl incensce

It’s that introvert aura, it draws extroverts in like flies to honey

It’s so weird being a person a lot of ppl come up to in public (for me I think it’s cause I wear a lot of bright colours but also cause I’m just generally pretty friendly with strangers) cause like, I just have so many weird stories now with no opportunity to tell a lot of them and a good chunk of them are borderline unbelievable lmao

​@@davidmaxwell4696it's absolutely true. And some of us have that specific wack aura that draws in the crazies. It's why I'm basically a shut-in.

if you live in the midwest you have this for both genders, because sexual assault is rampant there.

@@derpythean-comdoge8608 i have both i just have less dude friends than women friends so its harder to confirm lol

It's partially for content but he even says the easiest path of action is to just say yes for the most part. Because every time he lied and said yes was him avoiding a potential explosion.

creep? oh no 🥺 FEMALE?! OH NO! 🤬

When I say "I have men" I am also talking about sex. And war. The bedroom really isn't safe.

they're the same thing when i do it

Thank you for your service

ive heard it mentioned so many times aswell but literally same, was watching the same vod and was like i gotta know what this is about now lmfao

100% the "private viewing of the anime figures" gave such bad vibes after everything that happened

That’s the addict option

The what

@@IneffableMasquerade it was in some episode of How Did We Get Here (podcast he did for a year or two with Coney), one of the early ones im pretty sure

@@IneffableMasquerade In a Mongy Monday I heard the very short version of the heroin story which was something like, "Sometimes, when you grew up sheltered and you're 16 and your friends offer you weed, you say yes, and it isn't actually weed."

My man was fortnite dancing at the sun with this story. So many times I'm like HOW CAN THERE BE MORE

This is the only video I can find of it and it's really messy ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3Pw0L8xTPIA.html But yeah he got to play Among Us with Jack Black and brought Altrive/Pikmin 4 with him. He's also said that before recording while they were waiting for everybody else to set up he asked Jack Black who his favorite animatronic from FNAF was and it was Springtrap.

And then of course like a few weeks later he posted about Jack Black

I think I might be that friend considering I had a whole conversation with a drunk man freshly released from prison two days before Christmas while I was waiting desperately for a train. (He was convicted over attacking his spouse who divorced him over it, he had a beer bottle that was empty and he looked a little crazy)

Oh I didn’t realize it was getting recommended to people now, that’s awesome

It got pushed to me!​@@malachioom

Got recommended to me as well

If you think about it it's probably a good thing that people like this are so bad at hiding that they're like this

they absolutely do. they get off on it