Jerma came into my home multiple times with slightly altered hairstyles trying to get me to invest in Byeah Coin over and over. Each pitch was accompanied with more and more exaggerated body language. I asked if Byeah coin was some kind of currency and he shit himself on the spot... embarrassing!
"Eat it in one bite? I'm not gonna eat the fucking burger in one bite! If I eat this in one bite it's going to get wedged in my throat and I'll *die*. *On stream*. Could you imagine buying a nice meal and then just shoving it all in your mouth at once because one person told you to? I'm turning on facecam, let me just get some clothes on. "Look at it, it's like *half the size of my head*. Who would try eating this in one bite, for any amount of money? I mean it's basically like, I'll give you fifty dollars if you *die*. "I don't think it'll even fit in my mouth if I try, I'd have to take at LEAST two bites. It's just not possible. "*mmmmnf*"
I had the video on my other screen while I play Isaac and I actually had to pause it and just think for a while after he did that. That voice is existentially terrifying
@@poppingfreshjpofboyn5654 why is it that when I get the closest to succeeding in life, some potato always come to ruin the glorious moment of my achievement?
Can't believe it's been over a year since he played 'alter ego'. I remember having this on in the background while chopping/burning a jungle biome in minecraft for a megabuild.
I actually played this for myself and thoroughly enjoyed it! You can see the website you can play it on at 15:37 You select choices with the arrow keys and hit space to confirm, press escape to exit the grid and select the side icons to see your stats, get a job, girlfriend, etc. press escape again to return to the grid.
I have to add another shout out to the editors. Jerma has been my laughter therapy for the past few months while I struggle through a tough time in my life. I was really bummed out and worried about Jerma when I heard what happened to him, but you guys made sure he can still make me laugh every day while he goes through his own challenges. These edits are so good at capturing Jerma's best moments and they never fail to cheer me up. Thank you for your hard work, and thank you Jerma for being a comedy genius! :D
About the blood nose story, I was staying at my friends house and I woke up at say 2 in the morning and felt deathly sick, I walked around the house a few times and fell asleep on his couch. I woke up and my jeans were wet and so was the couch. Liquid shit was everywhere. I left and I’m not sure if his mum cleaned it and didn’t tell anyone or if he just didn’t find out but no one ever mentioned it to me
When I was like 8 or something I shared a bunk bed with my sister. I was on the top and my room was pitch black. My nose felt itchy and runny so I closed the opposite nostril with my finger and just BLEW as hard as I could hoping my nose would feel better. I kept doing it for like 5 mins or some absurd about of time. Eventually I fell alseep but when I woke up there was blood ALL OVER MY WALL, MY BED AND MY CEILING. It was splattered and it looked like an actual crime scene. Yeah I had a bloody nose but I was so tired and stupid I didn’t know. That was fun.
Another story: when I was like 11 I was sleeping over at a Friends house. I wasn’t feeling good so we fell asleep early, in the same bed. I wake up exactly at 3 am, throw up 8 TIMES on the bed, and i panic so hard. I run to the bathroom, throw up 2 more times and, still panicked, I text my mom to pick me up. Mind you my friend, her mom, her dad, and her brother are still sleeping and, like I said, it’s 3 am. My mom pulls up but my friend uses their garage as their front door. Only thing is their garage door is closed and I knew opening it would be way too loud. So I go to their actual front door but there’s piles of boxes and stuff in front of it. So now I’m panicking even MORE. I’m trying to think of what to do when suddenly my friends dog starts growling at me. He thinks I’m an intruder! He’s growling at me and slowly walking towards me. Eventually my mom is telling me that if I don’t get out there so she’s going to leave. So I wake up my poor, sleepy friend. I ask her to open her garage and she does but she so tired she doesn’t really know what she’s doing. I leave, get home and throw up like 5 more times. I have never been more scared in my life.
Bless you Jack! I love all of Jerma's editors (eh, Jerma's not bad himself, though I'm more of a Jex fangirl), but I especially love the way Jack edits together a story out of Jerma's highlights and not just put together a "Funny moments" compilation (though that's of course awesome too).
0:56 Jerma: "I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes. No. What kind of question is that?" The TWO "Jerma laughs at vehicular accidents" compilations would beg to differ.
When this stream originally aired, I was sure that it was going to be the most boring thing that Jerma ever did. I mean, how could a text-based game possibly be entertaining? How wrong I was...
"I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes." Jerma for some reason insists that this is false despite there being two 15 minute long compliations of him crying with laughter at car accidents
Jeremy acts flabbergasted at the "I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes" question but meanwhile there are MULTIPLE compilations of him laughing at vehicular accidents. Psycho.
Im glad u still upload to one of ur channels memes helped me with childhood shit and saw ur most recently videos after a minute and died so thanks for the good old time man
*I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes.* jerma: "i dont think-no. no!" me: just watched a 15+ minute compilation of him laughing at car crashes in video games
I spent the night at a friend's house in 5th grade and spent the whole time drinking this bomb ass lemonade. I was always scared to use someone else's bathroom so I didn't. My friend had a bunk bed and let me sleep on the top bunk. I pissed so fucking much in that bed that the piss bled through the mattress and covered him while he was sleeping. I snuck out of his house around 5 in the morning and ran home but had to come back in shame because I left my gameboy advance and all of my games at his house.
I just got an ad for Trover saves the universe, and then I see the Rick and Morty intro and I go like, holy shit am I watching Rick and Morty. And then the video continues and it's just Jerma.
It's not an honest question. It's actually a test to see how honest the person playing is. Everyone sees a car crash & rubbernecks even if just a little bit. Jerma basically just lied because of the moral implications.
