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@leooc
@leooc 4 года назад
The way Jerma talks about certain things, like bragging about having more blood or "collagen", really makes him seem like an Alien trying to relate to humans
@shaynehughes6645
@shaynehughes6645 3 года назад
Real species
@couchcushion8478
@couchcushion8478 3 года назад
he said "Humans have 4 pints I have 5" what did he mean by this
@ixtlipulido6103
@ixtlipulido6103 3 года назад
2:30
@DBWendy
@DBWendy 3 года назад
@Khari Nehemiah you both made your accounts a month ago. seems legit
@leorys
@leorys 3 года назад
Change ur name there can only be one
@MrZombieZealot
@MrZombieZealot 4 года назад
I love that he put on lipstick just in the hope that someone would call it out eventually
@havoclights9673
@havoclights9673 2 года назад
Wow 1.3k likes and no comments, don’t mind if I just come along and ruin it
@EndorJedi985
@EndorJedi985 Год назад
@@havoclights9673 get out
@BatOfTheDead
@BatOfTheDead 4 года назад
"Humans have 4 pints, I have five pints of blood" clown vampire streamer admits he is not human
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 года назад
He actually has _two_ extra pints. Anyone Jerma’s size would only be able to have 3 pints, tops.
@sooty9879
@sooty9879 3 года назад
Jerma fits in a pint what are you talking about
@mr.hi_vevo414
@mr.hi_vevo414 2 года назад
I think he was just talking about the extra pints he has in his fridge
@unusualcook
@unusualcook 4 года назад
chat calling Jerma "dad" just seems creepy to me. That's too young. He should be called grandpa instead.
@Diaz_Nino
@Diaz_Nino 4 года назад
No, his grampa voice must remain buried
@_hekken
@_hekken 4 года назад
We should call him "Uncle Jeremy"
@incredebile
@incredebile 4 года назад
@@_hekken Uncle elbert's son
@stephenmemelord2303
@stephenmemelord2303 4 года назад
too soon
@an_annoying_cat
@an_annoying_cat 3 года назад
and yet people find it normal to call simpleflips dad despite him being 10 years younger
@FSEThompson
@FSEThompson 4 года назад
Just the fact that Kim asked him in-chat what he wanted to eat instead of texting him lmao
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 3 года назад
Hahaha
@nof9395
@nof9395 3 года назад
I love how as he was outed for wearing lipstick he shouted “I DONT NEED MAKEUP IVE GOT PLENTY OF COLLAGEN” and he stretches his face out like a cartoon character
@TheAdven7urer
@TheAdven7urer 4 года назад
This footage reinforces evidence that "Jerma985" is in fact not of this world.
@DoctaM364
@DoctaM364 4 года назад
3d rendered face of a small man in its pre-recorded stream
@pepealasquid6005
@pepealasquid6005 4 года назад
“Stop paying me” one of the only streamers I know who would say that when asked to chug a mountain dew
@w90213kjfdjn
@w90213kjfdjn 4 года назад
ok
@KengaruZ
@KengaruZ 4 года назад
@JFK Taco Bell You might think that, but he has gone out of his way to disable things like the hype train feature because people would not stop giving money
@KengaruZ
@KengaruZ 4 года назад
@Nobody You seem to be not that well informed about Jermas money habits. People just give him money for anything, and he truly doesn't want people to give him too much. He has gone and disabled features like the hype train to make it impossible for people to give unnecessary money. And even if he does accept it, he gives back a lot. He bought more than 400 subs for his viewers which is basically just deleting money to make some people happy. As well as his grandious projects he spends a lot of money on that are only there to entertain the crowd
@SpaceCowboySlade
@SpaceCowboySlade 4 года назад
Vinny also constantly says "save it for the charity stream"
@recursory
@recursory 4 года назад
"I'm not wearing lipstick. I'm just full of blood."
@cbaylor0369
@cbaylor0369 4 года назад
Meet “I’m full of blood” jerma
@sawyere2496
@sawyere2496 4 года назад
Good ol 5 pints Jerma
@Dr.Oofers
@Dr.Oofers 4 года назад
Don’t let the heavy punch out all his blood.
@astrosurfer
@astrosurfer 4 года назад
@@sawyere2496 The 5 Pint Half-Pint
@IEatYourSandwiches
@IEatYourSandwiches 4 года назад
collagen streamer
@PaintraSeaPea
@PaintraSeaPea 4 года назад
"A number of Lincoln’s contemporaries left accounts of his voice and speaking style. Journalist Horace White described Lincoln as having 'a thin tenor, or rather falsetto, voice, almost as high-pitched as a boatswain’s whistle.' Others described it as 'shrill' and 'sharp,' which the New York Herald noted in February 1860 had 'a frequent tendency to dwindle into a shrill and unpleasant sound.' For most listeners, however, the power of Lincoln’s words soon outweighed any discordant note in his delivery." from the library of congress blog... huh!
@flock221
@flock221 4 года назад
PaintraSeaPea interesting idk if that lets me visualize it in any way doe
@thedarklordofcats339
@thedarklordofcats339 4 года назад
YOOOOO, SeaPea! I didn't know you were a Jerma fan! Epic
@molybdenumrose
@molybdenumrose 3 года назад
​@@flock221 His voice was supposed to be thin and reedy, like a stereotypical feeble old man voice.
@janefkrbtt
@janefkrbtt 3 года назад
@@flock221 lincoln sounded like jordan peterson
@anamebanane7431
@anamebanane7431 3 года назад
I love how he opens the banana picture and goes “is that supposed to be a threat”
@StevenSenile
@StevenSenile 4 года назад
I love how Jerma switched to his green shirt for another green shirt just for one joke. Thats dedication
@GNOMgaming
@GNOMgaming 4 года назад
That's the other side of the same shirt
@Paydin1200
@Paydin1200 4 года назад
He turned the shirt inside out
@Scroolewse
@Scroolewse 4 года назад
"Let's go talk to Sybil... *_THERE ARE BUGS IN MY FUCKING HAIR THERE ARE BUGS EVERYWHERE_* " Jerma are you ok
@aeiou901
@aeiou901 Год назад
i love how it cuts immediately after that, leaving the possibility of him going on a 20 minute rant and a thorough examination of his room for bugs
@weedteaivy
@weedteaivy 4 года назад
small boston man tries to play game, gets turned into banana
@xcmodev1558
@xcmodev1558 4 года назад
“It doesn’t burn through my organs, I drink this on airplanes!” 10/10 logic, Jerma
@hutt1936
@hutt1936 4 года назад
I think he was implying if it was bad then why would it be available to buy on airplanes.
@dixonj41
@dixonj41 3 года назад
@@hutt1936 Or it would melt through the airplane.
@TheBastardCommie
@TheBastardCommie 3 года назад
Pineapple juice doesn't melt steel bones
@ericbright5129
@ericbright5129 4 года назад
The first rule of success for point and click adventure games: "Use every object on every object."
@bradlauk1419
@bradlauk1419 4 года назад
It still blows my mind that you're supposed to use the disembodied hand with the extender spring. 7 year old me was not ready for that moon logic at all.
@jaffachannel
@jaffachannel 4 года назад
Local shaggy cosplayer does eating ASMR while destroyed on red wine and discount mountain dew
@thedarklordofcats339
@thedarklordofcats339 4 года назад
I like local shaggy cosplayer as an occupation
@mosslion6025
@mosslion6025 4 года назад
23:30 why is he eating dinner on a paper plate with a plastic fork in his own house
@ConSolo29
@ConSolo29 4 года назад
psychopath streamer cant wash dishes
@thedarklordofcats339
@thedarklordofcats339 4 года назад
streamer budget
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 3 года назад
Whats weird about that?
@MrBeefyweefs
@MrBeefyweefs 3 месяца назад
A fair amount of people seem to do that, I think so they don't have to wash up. Pretty wasteful. 🌈
@mindfloww8834
@mindfloww8834 4 года назад
rubber-faced streamer becomes self-conscious about his shaggy cosplay, becomes the president
@dagyadg
@dagyadg 4 года назад
"I'm not piss brown yellow!" Takes color personality test: dark yellow
@crocketlawnchair259
@crocketlawnchair259 4 года назад
Thermonuclear Washington Monument is Sam and Max’s final smash
@jasonm.2954
@jasonm.2954 4 года назад
Megalomaniac's girlfriend asks him what he wants for dinner. "DEPENDS ON THE DAY"
@zess_t5952
@zess_t5952 4 года назад
The fact that I’m taller than Jerma is what keeps me going in this cursed world
@doctorrandomiise2532
@doctorrandomiise2532 4 года назад
That's a low bar, to be honest.
@jacksonfranco6225
@jacksonfranco6225 4 года назад
But are you almost a foot taller than him, like that random member of chat?
@zess_t5952
@zess_t5952 4 года назад
Jackson Franco well, if jerma is 4’11 then yes
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 2 года назад
He’s still 6-7 inches taller than me
@FloraAnneFauna
@FloraAnneFauna 4 года назад
ah, yes my favorite streamer: BananaMan985
@XoJOHNoX96
@XoJOHNoX96 4 года назад
Jermanna
@N0._.B00f
@N0._.B00f 4 года назад
Praise the banana
@DaneWorms
@DaneWorms 4 года назад
Ah, yes my favorite TF Classic map: Banana Land
@iug5672
@iug5672 3 года назад
Do you see banana man? Hopping over on the white hot sand...
@teerthrajtirpude1950
@teerthrajtirpude1950 3 года назад
Fun Fact : Lincoln died before this game was even released
@justasmltwngir1732
@justasmltwngir1732 2 года назад
😭😭😭
@Livingroomset799Dep
@Livingroomset799Dep 4 года назад
Damn I can’t believe internet sensation and popular youtuber Abraham Lincoln decided to collab with Jerma in this vid
@FENomadtrooper
@FENomadtrooper 4 года назад
With cameos by Tomas Jefferson and George Washington!
@nothing-2-live-4
@nothing-2-live-4 3 года назад
does he ever play the game or does he just get bullied the whole time?
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 2 года назад
You could comment this on every Jerma vid and I think it would make sense
@zackwars3085
@zackwars3085 4 года назад
He really was sponsored by fruit
@Windows98.
@Windows98. 4 года назад
I've literally never heard of Jerma but he started with a gus Johnson clip and I'm going to be incredibly interested from here on out
@Julius3774
@Julius3774 4 года назад
You're in for a trip my friend have fun
@POTATOEH81
@POTATOEH81 4 года назад
Jerma is the JoJo of RU-vidrs
@gravityvertigo13579
@gravityvertigo13579 4 года назад
Cheers, I've literally never heard of Gus Johnson but that opening clip made me look at the comments hoping someone would say where it was from, now I'm subbed
@GG-ou7it
@GG-ou7it 4 года назад
POTATO EH-81-ATG this seems to a reference to something? I don’t quite follow
@Windows98.
@Windows98. 4 года назад
@@POTATOEH81 I'm in.
@IgnacioRoca
@IgnacioRoca 4 года назад
The intro made me think a mainstream youtuber was collabing with Jerma or somethn and my heart skipped. Jerma you do really deserve a bigger audience.
@EndorJedi985
@EndorJedi985 Год назад
Hey
@chasmedmo5189
@chasmedmo5189 4 года назад
i remember this boy from team fortress!
@JackPorter
@JackPorter 4 года назад
I recollect this male child from team defense fort the second
@albo3music
@albo3music 4 года назад
TheJackK!ck two fortress defense
@SergioSource
@SergioSource 4 года назад
I recognize him from playing in servers
@areyouawesome
@areyouawesome 4 года назад
game
@258thHiGuy
@258thHiGuy 4 года назад
He's wearing the potassium bonnett
@marshmellow9281
@marshmellow9281 4 года назад
hi jerma just want to say i love you and i hope you feel better, we all miss you and we want you to do whats best for you. mwah jermaHeart
@ecstaticafter4644
@ecstaticafter4644 4 года назад
He's sick?
@Lucas-ol4zx
@Lucas-ol4zx 4 года назад
@@ecstaticafter4644 no, he is jerma
@marshmellow9281
@marshmellow9281 4 года назад
@@ecstaticafter4644 yes he is. he has horrendous back pain caused by some sort of arthritis - not sure on the details, but he has been taking a bunch of different medications to try and figure this out. because of this, he can't stream, which is alright. TMK he has tried steroids and done a CAT scan, and he said they are triangulating in on the problem. i hope he does alright. he doesn't have corona though
@Lucas-ol4zx
@Lucas-ol4zx 4 года назад
@@marshmellow9281 dude... I hope he is fine. Can you tell him I said that?
@opnast220
@opnast220 4 года назад
Oh hell yeah gus and eddy in the beginning
@SomeGuyArchivist
@SomeGuyArchivist 4 года назад
BOYS SUPPORT BOYS
@irishmanrants89
@irishmanrants89 4 года назад
Jerma needs to go on the podcast once he gets rid of his virus
@thoranzalarvhazen4250
@thoranzalarvhazen4250 3 года назад
You can pinpoint EXACTLY when people started laughing about him being drunk. You can literally spot exactly when messages like "LMAO HE'S DRUNK AS SHIT" would start to be spammed.
@d0tz_
@d0tz_ 4 года назад
0:26 I can just imagine an actual dad reacting to their kid with "Is that a THREAT?"
@snappyllamas
@snappyllamas 4 года назад
"I have like 5 pints of blood, and it has to go somewhere." Quite a lot of extra blood Jerma, where do you store this?
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 года назад
In his giant clown shoes, of course.
@agentdills
@agentdills 4 года назад
Honest Abe? More like, Honestly Lame
@JackPorter
@JackPorter 4 года назад
How dare you, I'll get Trump to unsign the emancipation proclamation if you don't take that back
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 года назад
@@JackPorter the emanclamation, you mean.
@jacksonpercy8044
@jacksonpercy8044 4 года назад
I read that in Shaggy's voice and it makes perfect sense.
@thedarklordofcats339
@thedarklordofcats339 4 года назад
That doesn't even rhyme, Shaggy
@bfox123456789
@bfox123456789 4 года назад
"I will not drink it in the living room, I will not share it with a broom." This man should be a stand up comedian
@flental3804
@flental3804 4 года назад
i turned myself into a banana chat i'm banana jerma
@Husk-E23
@Husk-E23 4 года назад
And he turned himself into a banana, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@neilgoldberg547
@neilgoldberg547 4 года назад
didn't see the Gus Johnson reference coming, my compliments, was watching the long stream of sam and max save the world prior to this popping up, nice.
@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 4 года назад
streamer gets blue balls from chugging mountian dew
@APCDraw
@APCDraw 4 года назад
Local streamer turns himself into a banana
@Riff.Wraith
@Riff.Wraith 4 года назад
compact banana
@dumdummcstupid2414
@dumdummcstupid2414 Год назад
"I'm not wearing lipstick- I'm just full of blood." What a demented thing to say
@HardBloodNelza
@HardBloodNelza Год назад
Factual, honest, extraterrestrial.
@LlohanShorts
@LlohanShorts 4 года назад
Jesus jack, that’s like 20 times the efficiency of the entire rest of the channel, keep it up.
@mewtastic2409
@mewtastic2409 4 года назад
Jack is GOAT
@bigbeefscorcho
@bigbeefscorcho 3 года назад
I have rosacea and I’m gonna start telling anyone who asks why my face is red “I’m just full of blood”. Thanks Jerma
@_V.Va_
@_V.Va_ 3 года назад
Tell them you're an apple.
@ana-dv7jb
@ana-dv7jb 4 года назад
Are all the sam and max streams just jerma being paranoid about his image
@catstorm26
@catstorm26 4 года назад
thats jermas entire career
@scientific3458
@scientific3458 4 года назад
chat calling jerma "dad" was really sweet
@6sd188
@6sd188 4 года назад
I hoped when he got off "to get some water" he would bring like a jerma puppet.
@i.m.evilhomer5084
@i.m.evilhomer5084 4 года назад
10:15 Even Jerma's half-assed Shaggy impression is 100x times better than Will Forte's Shaggy.
@Benzinilinguine
@Benzinilinguine 3 года назад
I'm late as f*ck but R- Roy - Red O- Of - Orange Y- York - Yellow G- Gave - Green B- Battle - Blue I- In - Indigo V- Vain - Violet He's right about the rainbow thing but he doesn't know why. God I love this man.
@joshwoofter4789
@joshwoofter4789 3 года назад
I feel like everything Jerma says is written by a team of 5 writers on LSD 2 minutes before he says it
@notspareshoes
@notspareshoes 4 года назад
Jeremy "I value non-testicular pain" Elbertson
@ArmanKamalulrahim
@ArmanKamalulrahim 4 года назад
Lincoln's Lipstick Legacy
@awesometris999
@awesometris999 4 года назад
This is the most political jerma has ever gotten.
@doingmybesthere3940
@doingmybesthere3940 4 года назад
local streamer accidentally ignests mercury-based lipstick, leading to bug hallucinations
@TheSeabornGaming
@TheSeabornGaming 4 года назад
I love the part where he’s hyping up his Girlfriends cooking 😂
@troutush
@troutush 4 года назад
And then he turns himself into a banana, I swear. The funniest shit I've ever seen.
@mishell128
@mishell128 4 года назад
I'm not wearing lipstick, I'm just full of blood.
@reguhuh648
@reguhuh648 3 года назад
is it just me that played this game as a kid and got 0% of the jokes (edit: on the wii)
@mono_si
@mono_si 4 года назад
Jerma chemically sterilizes himself on stream, I guess.
@jiquepfister1640
@jiquepfister1640 4 года назад
jerma drinks ball hurting juice on stream
@0The_Farlander0
@0The_Farlander0 4 года назад
Me, reading only the title of the video and coming directly to the comments section without watching it: I've got great news
@dd-yz5xs
@dd-yz5xs 2 года назад
13:20 jerma realizing his shirt is inside-out and trying to play it cool is so funny
@pleasestay24
@pleasestay24 4 года назад
this is the first and last time we bring up banana jerma
@skye.mp5
@skye.mp5 3 года назад
16:53 "Let's abuse my powers as leader of the free world to squeeze the middle class until they're burning their own shoes for heat!" Jesus Christ Max, stop predicting the future and be funny.
@necromech_
@necromech_ 4 года назад
streamer claims to be of native american descent while attempting to assassinate abraham lincoln
@sheeptime7441
@sheeptime7441 4 года назад
hey jerma, hope begging 12 year olds for their allowance is working out for you.
@glidermcglide9288
@glidermcglide9288 4 года назад
"I have like 5 pints of blood. But it has to go somewhere." *looks down at jerma's 9.85 incher*
@koobyboy4304
@koobyboy4304 4 года назад
Its 12, remember the lie detector stream?
@bitchtitchs
@bitchtitchs 3 года назад
I hope your talking about the trunk space of his clown car
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 3 года назад
@@bitchtitchs Oh yeah i forget hes a 12er....mmm...I having bad thoughts..
@dubs2570
@dubs2570 4 года назад
Drunk streamer has a schizophrenic episode for 37 minutes
@themigtyboosh
@themigtyboosh 4 года назад
dubs chewing. CHARACTER.
@mono_si
@mono_si 4 года назад
@@themigtyboosh Fuck, you beat me to it.
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 года назад
Schizophrenic steamer contemplates his blood amount, argues with spouse through Twitch chat.
@DramakilzU
@DramakilzU 4 года назад
Could you imagine Jerma starting an Onlyfans account?
@tribal_houndz
@tribal_houndz 4 года назад
17:31 good lord that was vile xd
@Xzeihoranth
@Xzeihoranth 4 года назад
Shaggy streamer does CBT with soda.
@astralplainyt
@astralplainyt 3 года назад
23:39 thats some mighty good garlic bread
@missilemedic
@missilemedic 4 года назад
I love the tangent to the color personality quiz, Jerma is a truly brilliant creator
@loquendo918
@loquendo918 3 года назад
Ball hurting juice also known as the stone maker
@superspaghettibrawler
@superspaghettibrawler 4 года назад
Streamer plays detective dog and rabbit: the game while simultaneously drinking an excessive amount of canned drinks in a shaggy cosplay with lipstick only to have burps that sound like a didgeridoo.
@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525
@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525 3 года назад
I really want to watch the actual Sam and Max cartoons but I'm too lazy to even do it
@an_annoying_cat
@an_annoying_cat 3 года назад
i love how i know exactly what hes talking about when he said "ive seen a video where a guy drops his whole plate of food so i wont do that"
@CaptKillr
@CaptKillr 4 года назад
Is this Jeremy "Bugs In My Hair" Elbertson?
@BomeYo
@BomeYo 4 года назад
Hey Jerma, come to Brazil!
@lornaves2927
@lornaves2927 4 года назад
Pls we have pão de queijo
@Wakwise
@Wakwise 3 года назад
gus and eddy intro!!
@Wakwise
@Wakwise 11 месяцев назад
​@@DunkleCheese:(
@SneedFeedAndSeed
@SneedFeedAndSeed 4 года назад
Local streamer steals blood from a clinic, injects himself with the blood of the donators
@lukebarrile3840
@lukebarrile3840 2 года назад
"I value non-testicular pain"
@noosins
@noosins 4 года назад
that can't be how it happened
@karencirqueirabolosedoces4573
@karencirqueirabolosedoces4573 4 года назад
"When abraham lincoln created the universe..." need i say more?
@-._Radixerus_.-
@-._Radixerus_.- 2 года назад
i cant beleive im 14 and taller than my favorite streamer
@FredOlv
@FredOlv 4 года назад
Is Jerma coming to Brazil?
@RedHairedZander
@RedHairedZander 4 года назад
the reason why we haven't seen jerma in awhile is because his years of consuming pineapple juice has caught up with him.
@flatterswhite
@flatterswhite 4 года назад
It was probably that one mountain dew
@wzrdfog185
@wzrdfog185 4 года назад
This is the quality Jack edits I was hoping for when we found out he was getting hired
@Unstoz
@Unstoz 4 года назад
The mouth sound warning was very much appreciated
@BourbonBurger
@BourbonBurger 4 года назад
Thank you for the Gus Johnson and eddy burback love
@theegg5550
@theegg5550 4 года назад
Local streamer drinks Mountain Dew. Balls explode
@bigbeefscorcho
@bigbeefscorcho 3 года назад
How old is this game that there’s a Ralph Nader joke?
@crunchytoast4993
@crunchytoast4993 4 года назад
Streamer kills himself by drinking pineapple causing his organs to melt
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs 3 года назад
No way did you just drop a Gus and Eddy skit at the intro of this... love this channel more and more every day
@dibby4316
@dibby4316 4 года назад
was he... was he actually wearing lipstick?
@ΜιχάληςΔραμιτινός
Local collagen rich streamer turns into a banana while wearing a full face of make-up
@refusingtoconform
@refusingtoconform 4 года назад
Some of these voices Jerma uses makes me glad I'm not the guy's spouse.
@Blanchables
@Blanchables 4 года назад
Jerma's Shaggy impression sounds like Jerma doing a Shaggy impression
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