@@3ountyhunter I caught it when it said that the camera footage showed the wife didn't know about the fetish. The only way an article like this gets written is if the wife shares her experience
“There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”
Omg and he went straight to the dog to try to fool the COP. And why was the sober friend not driving from the start, even if they didn't have a license it's better than someone drunk driving. The cop would have understood that too.
They are named after the waxy substance-spermaceti-found in their heads. The spermaceti is an oil sac that helps the whales focus sound. Spermaceti was used in oil lamps, lubricants, and candles.
Greg and Joe absolutely failed the test “fool me 3 times f*ck the peace load the chopper and let it rain on you” from the great philosopher Jermaine Cole 🔥🔥
Bruh you failed yourself & missed a word in the lyrics… it’s “fool me 3 times fuck the peace SIGN”. How you gonna call shame on others then fuck it up yourself?
As a left-handed person, I can say with confidence that I was never bullied for it, and no one cares about what hand you use. Also, the baseball thing was totally on point. Most if not all left-handed people are good at baseball including myself.
Glad you haven’t been bullied, in the past people (schools at times) have used painful methods to try to get people to not be left handed since in older times it was seen as evil or wrong (would get your hand spanked or burned if you used the left) plus just the fact most things used to be made only for right (desks among other things) 😊, now both are made luckily
As a left handed person I can confirm I was 100% judged for being the only lefty! My teachers would force me to use my right hand, Dominicans think anything left hand related is evil so my fam also judged me and enforced me using my right hand. Some ppl tie their kids left hand behind their back to re-train them. Lol I'm still a lefty hence the name but these right handed haters exist (obvi not every righty).
Yeah, my family from both sides has a history of being left-handed and I have heard countless stories of abuse coming from them just because they were lefties, sad reality.
I'm not left handed...However I am well aware of how left handed ppl were treated by not just a casual insensitive person, or someone in you family etc (not belittling that either!) But...Until like shit.. I can't remember 100 rn, but in schools and just in general, left handed ppl were treated lesser than, were forced to use their right hands etc... It was a total thing that we ll ppl are still alive who went through that, but I must say it is a good thing that this isn't so common anymore it seems. I feel for any left handed person who is made to feel lesser than anyone else for it..Literally stupid af.
I’m a fucking 34 G cup, it feels like I’m atlas holding up the weight of the world but instead of just my shoulders it’s my titties too. I’m fighting gravity and the forces of nature just to stand up normally. Send help or put me out of my misery, send in the vampires or something, I don’t care who you have to blame it on 😂
The Sperm whale is names after the spermaceti (oil) that coats the top of the head of the whale. It is often used by humans as oil for lamps, beauty products, and etc.
@@trini2DBone134 My eyes were brown for most of my life too. Somewhere in my late 20's they became hazel. Now my dad can't tell me I'm full of shit anymore. He used to tell me that's why my eyes were brown lol
*Joe:* _”Fool me once shame on you, for me twice shame on me, fool me three times…”_ *Me:* _”FUCK THE PEACE SIGN!”_ I definitely screamed that so damn loud.
10:39 I’m extremely top heavy and my lower back is killing me by the end of the day. If I’m at home I’m in a compression tank top or a sports bra. Regular bras just make the back pain worse
I knew the babysitter one was AI. ChatGPT normally generates responses in long statements, plus news articles typically don’t use words like “appalled.”
When I was in middle school my brother made a fake news article and fake website saying we were about to be in a zombie apocalypse and I believed him 🙃 I was terrified
been watching your vids and listening to your podcasts for about 8 years now. you're still funny af. this AI stuff feels very Orwellian, like in 10 years companies and governments could be using such technology to gaslight or otherwise manipulate us. it's funny and scary at the same time
Orwellian is the wrong word. You're thinking of authoritarian, or maybe dystopian which many people think means the same thing. Orwellian specifically refers to when language is intentionally used incorrectly in order to influence human behavior. A perfect example, unsurprisingly, is found in 1984s government department names. Military is ministry of peace, ministry of love tortures people, etc. Yeah, I know this is semantics, but I think the real definition of the word orwellian is really interesting, and I hate to see it used in place of dystopian or authoritarian.
its more scary and fked up than funny.... but yes you're 100% right. cant WAIT for the government to fuck us over by abusing AI in the future... Covid shit proved to us that the government is more evil than we ever thought with their WEF agendas
The hardest AI Vs. Real spot the difference is Frankie Alvarez. There's simply no way a grown ass man has so many stupid opinions and gets so many common things wrong.
All us left handers are screaming. Fun fact, I had a friend that went to Catholic school as a left hander and they hit her with a ruler until she used her right hand.
Yes! I went to a convent as a small girl, and was forced by the nuns to write with my right hand. I remember being hit as well. My kids don't believe me when I tell them the story. It seems inconceivable to think that type of thing happened but it did.
There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again
Hello, marine scientist here with sperm whale facts! The sperm whale got its name back when whaling was a bigger industry. They found a white liquid in the head of the sperm whales and they assumed it was sperm. The substance obviously isn't sperm, but it's a waxy oil called spermaceti that basically helps the whale make sounds. Also, sperm whales are freaking dope and they hunt giant squid in the deep sea.
Coming to the boobs comment: having big ones doesnt feel like it's bloated.. it's painful especially when your period is due or when you fall pregnant or breastfeed... Then there's all sorts of stuff going on there 😭
As Soon as it said Florida you knew it was real..the ones that got me was the whale cuz they changing sh*t all over and the NJ dude wanting a bottle cuz that happens lots as well
I actually know a couple people that tried to force their nephew to be left handed when he was naturally right handed to benefit in sports. It literally messed him up. Now he can't write or do anything that good with either hand. Really sloppy hand writing and can't throw any ball properly. Hand eye coordination screwed up.
Yes Joe, having big knockers creates a lot of upper back pain and shoulder issues. My doctor asks me every year when I want a reduction because it will be fully covered by insurance.
the right and left handed thing....They're called Dominant and Recessive Traits....Right handed is dominant because the majority is Right handed, and it's less common to be left handed. Dominant and recessive......
Praise the Lord the Sperm Whale thing was fake. If it wasn't I was going to start drinking now at 11:12 AM. Had to pause this a couple of days ago, and now finishing it. Then I see Joe wearing an Atlanta Braves hat talking about buying Yankee tickets... Having watched Cops, Live PD, and On Patrol Live, it does not surprise me that some drunk driver tried to say his dog was driving. The SPCA should have been called for him trying to blame the dog. "Big Bang Boobs" is now part of my lexicon.
Left handed: My brother is an artist and autistic and he was left handed but he was gaslit into being right handed so now he doesn’t know how to draw with his left hand anymore. Hes 17, they taught him in school that he needs to write with his left hand and then had to be reinforced at home
I don't think the subject matter should be what we focus on when assessing human-written vice AI-written stories. The sperm whale subject is absolutely stupid enough to be true, and the baby-sitter | baby-bottle story describes a fetish common enough to have a name: infantilism. I have many reservations about AI. Those reservations are not because it exists, they're because the world is full of fucking horrible people who will do equally fucking horrible things with it. How is anyone going to control its use, administer a type of "are you a fucking horrible person" test before issuing licenses for the software? I've got no answers.
Im 5'6 and my shoe size is 5 to 5 and a half but bra size i wear a 36 F and let me tell you my back is always killing and also need to be careful when i bend over so i wont tip over...and i cant get bras at regular stores has to be online...they dont carry my size...also i pay more since i need extra "fabric".....IT SUCKS
A Harvard student sent in all A-I generated papers for one semester. She got As and Bs on all of them, and not one professor twigged to the fact that they were A-I generated. So GIVE UP Joe. If Harvard profs can't tell, neither can you.
even though the left handed article was fake, people used to be physically disciplined for lefthandedness in school and “corrected” so it makes sense why he would write a fake out article on that
Totally though he was gonna quote jcole... Fool me one time shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs Load the chopper, let it rain on you
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