Canada seemed to have no problem letting the provinces determine when to declare a state of emergency on their own... and it seems that they're flattening the curve in BC at least.
@@TheNewGreenIsBlue Canada also has the US to the south to provide a shining example of how to do it wrong, and even its conservative politicians have mostly given up on ditching socialized medicine.
Mona Rawlings Yeah! I didn’t imagine that he was sitting on a hard stool! What a modest man! And also, it was interesting to see the messy room around the shooting background 😆 although it was not as messy as mine. Yes, really. Thank you for being real! I love you an Jon Stewart!
As Stephen and Peter doubtless know, they are paying homage to Burns and Allen, who used the same joke at the end of many of their radio programs during the 1930s.
*Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey:* "We are not Louisiana, we are not New York State, we are not California. Now is not the time to order people to shelter-in-place." *People living in Louisiana, New York and California:* "Boy, it must hurt something awful to be that stupid."
It’s honestly kind of comforting to watch these night show hosts going theough the same thing as everyone else but still giving us a few laughs. Humor has helped me stay positive, i hope it has for others too.
The evolution of Late Night Corona edition is beginning to look like the evolution of RU-vid. At first it was bad lighting, poor film quality and corny jokes. We are in the second phase now where the production quality has gone up a bit and he's on to Dog/Cat videos. Next he'll be streaming Fortnight and be doing Unboxings in 4k HDR lol.
Now take this feeling and apply it to literally every other day of your life from birth and you'll know what it's like to have a medical condition in a society that freaks out about 3 weeks of actually being mindful of others
@Toni sumblin & Junior Balogun; Well said and heartfelt. I too have been forcing myself to watch this unfolding unimaginable horror show. By far, the worst character we could possibly have impersonating a president and, during what is becoming the worst humanitarian, economic and quite possibly military crisis...in history. Trump is effing frightening. How did we get here!?
@Toni sumblin I don't mean that its unsettling to watch Trump, that sociopathic reality television huckster is unfortunately too important not to watch. Lately I follow his briefings on David Pakman's channel just for the interjections of real-time fact checking and sane commentary. No, I think OP was talking about the eerily post-apocalyptic effect of these late night television shows, whose hosts are doing thier best to continue providing content, but only increasing the feeling that nothing--even reliable late night comedy--is normal anymore. And nothing will be the same even when the worst of this is over.
@@carolyntalbot947 I hate to tell you that it isn't late night talk show comedians setting any attitudes. This happens to be a dystopian era. This comedy is making light of people's attitudes.
Watching Stephen Colbert feed ham to his dog is bizarrely comforting. Feeding ham to my own dog isn't nearly as satisfying. I wonder if its because when Stephen does it, it isn't my ham?
@@Banidil Look man, I dont know about your dog but my dog gets the same excited look about kibble, ham and cat poop. Protein is protein to that dog. So yeah, I sometimes give her cold cuts but its always with a twinge that I could be giving her week old chicken leftovers and she'd be just as happy.
Chris Cuomo is allowed to make fun of him too. Chris was doing an interview when Andrew called him. He ignored the call and said oh it’s just Andrew, he can call back later.
Chris called his brother, the governor of NY, Captain Banana Hands on national TV. 😂 If nothing else, at the end of the day, they are still brothers. ❤
@@hunnerdayEDT oh brother...these two clowns are clowning around to distract from their awful elitist behavior, particular the governor, who should not have spent his governorship trying to close hospitals in New York
Stephen always talks about children like they are little kids, when he told his son to say "hi" I was surpised to hear the voice of what sounded like a full grown adult.
My mom is young looking for 50 and has a picture of me as a baby on her desk and when people ask her how old her little boy is she gives a little chuckle and then looks at them deadpan and says 30
You and the other "late night" hosts who are offering us your talents during these "two-bit" times prove that "a happy heart maketh the best medicine." Thank you!
Colbert: "Blah-blah-blah-blah!" Colbert's dog: "What the hell is he saying? Will you just give me the ham? What are you gesturing about? Are you asking me to sit up? Are you asking me to lie down? Just give me the ham. Stop torturing me with your strange noises". Colbert: "Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!" Colbert's dog: "I'm going to bite his finger off. If he keeps gesturing like that while waving around that ham and making those weird mouth noises, I'm going to bite his finger off...…"
Military GAS MASK TO ALL DOCTORS AND NURSES AND FIRST RESPONDERS IMMEDIATELY gas mask not paper mask....with gas mask just wash with soap and water or Clorox.
i love having a bit of a peek at your home life. it probably feels weird, i would imagine, but its comforting to be able to still watch the show. no matter how good or bad you may think it is, you're really being here for america.
You know that cringing smile/wince kids give when their father has just delivered yet another bad Dad Joke? Anyone thinking that has become Peter's near permanent facial expression during these tapings?
Of course we're obsessed with the guy. We've been starved for descent leadership for 3 years. **edit: thanks for the spelling correction, but I stand by my Freudian slip**
GOV CUOMO. DOWNPLAYED IT IN THE BEGINNING. Was shocked to find out recently how dangerous this virus could be for EVERY AGE GROUP! I. knew that back in January. Please he LET NYers DOWN. No hero.
Eh, give me an hour with Benny and dog be bringing Stephen his beer! That dog is ripe for training, he's smart, friendly, and just adorable!! Omg, the things he could do if Stephen and family could work with him!
@@ichijofestival2576 I love that you give your dog tasks! They need that stimulation but many people who share their homes with pups don't think they have time but it's crazy how fast they pick up the silliest trick if you want them to learn them. I like her helping with the groceries, that sounds super helpful, you're a lucky person! 🐾❤🐾 editing cuz I'm very curious, did you show her how to do it or did she just surprise you one day? I fell in love with my rescue dog that way and he ended up being with me for 11yrs! I was like, whaaaaaa? Then it was a wrap lol my doggie!
@@ichijofestival2576 I train humans, lol I am a dog behavior modification trainer using dog psychology and positive reinforcement. I find out what the dog likes and switch up the rewards. 3hrs and dogs that have been horrors for years become completely different dogs, fast. When guardian commits, it's amazing. Dogs are fun! 🐕🐾❤
The moment he said that Benny was going to help, I started laughing. That dog -- you understand, I think he's adorable -- but he's got a shorter attention span than a goldfish.
@@paigevanpelt1967 Thanks for the info. His fur looked curly so I thought it was a poodle. Whatever breed he is, he is really great and I love seeing him on the show.
@@socrappyicoulddie I guess what Sarah meant was that his son does not find his jokes funny but Stephen has to make them anyway. His audience has changed from all those people usually laughing at his jokes to his son who perhaps finds them not funny.
@@micaeladelgado76 Yeah! My point was basically to everyone else he's Stephen Colbert, comedian/host, and now his "audience" just sees him as "dad" and I can guarantee that any joke dad says is going to be least funny to his own kids XD
I like the new look but I'm worried about Stephen talking into the void. I hadn't realized how much he seems to miss his audience. Stay safe Stephen; you are not alone!
tugglywood I think he's genuinely an extrovert who likes people. He seems to be going a bit more mad than the other late night hosts 😂 Seth meyers seems fine, Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon appear to have large properties and kids old enough to occupy them and young enough to need them, Conan seems crazy but he always does...
By "the void", do you mean him talking into the camera or off to the side? If it's the latter, it seems like he's talking to his family. If it's the former, that's no different than what he usually does on the show.
Hey there's an idea. If tRump still wants to build a wall, let build around the borders of Florida and Louisiana ( et all) to keep Florida Man / Woman and Louisiana Man / Woman from getting out and into the rest of the country.
My 2 German Shepherds have proven themselves as the best possible quarantine buddies. One is an expert neighborhood watch dog, the other thinks he’s surgically attached to me. He’s sleeping on my legs as I type this! Send help, I can’t move!
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PWmRbVBOTPU.html YOU ALL ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES... WHO DO YOU ALL THINK IS IN THOSE MAKESHIFT CONTAINERS BESIDES THE HOMELESS THAT WERE INFECTED WITH REAL /AIDS CORONA VIRUS... THE PLAGUE OF THE 80'S IS HERE ONCE AGAIN.... THEY JUST BEEN LIVING IN THE STREETS DYING ALONG WITH HRC REFUGEES THAT CAME ILLEGALLY... OH THAT EMPTY PROMISE! Stop being Gay already and face the truth... A Sin is a Sin!
I'm admittedly curious. I have a package of ultra heavy pads that I don't need (don't ask...) but I guess I could try one out and see if I start to lose consciousness. XD or maybe poke air holes??
"everyone wanna know why those press briefings are two hours long. Two hours. Long. Two hours long. Press briefing? I don't know." "The poison. The poison for kuzco. the poison chosen specially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison. That poison?"
@@BeeWhistler - I work for an online retailer (small business, not *that* one), so I'm running my butt off all day sending folks food for their pets, *then* having to wade through the stupidity. That combo isn't much better.
I love the Cuomo family. When Chris Cuomo confessed to being COVID19+, he said, "Better me than you." He won my heart in that moment. I love how those two respond to this. They show heart, poise and a passion for what they do. Bless them, and bless you, sir. Love your broadcast and dedication.
@Grace Munich Thank you. I genuinely appreciate kind comments. You stay safe, too. It's gonna get crazier, before it gets better. You and your fam be safe, and God bless.
@@rastatute42 Let the truth be heard! :p And don't tell that joke to your children. :p Valerie is absolutely 100% correct XDif your children laugh, they're laughing _at_ you ;)
I have been working at home for 10 years now. You totally lose awareness of the day of the week and sometimes even the month when you don't have a fixed schedule and you just need to get about 8 hours work done a day, whenever you feel like putting those hours in. It's liberating but also kind of disappointing, as you no longer really have a 'weekend' to look forward to. It's all mixed together and homogeneous.
This monologue for me is a proof that you don't need a background claps, cause it's hilarious on its own. Especially Stephen's almost deadpan delivery. :-)))))) Thank you, Stephen and to your family, too, thank you!
Steven... Steven? Where's Jon? He's not still under your desk in the studio, is he? I mean, he'd renovated and added a room or two, I'm sure, but does he know about the quarantine? It must be awfully quiet there, wondering where all his friends went.He must be so alone!
Jon hightailed it to his cabin in early January with 57 cases of Dinty Moore, 300 MRES and 25 cases of scotch. He was last seen planting bouncing bettys in the driveway and stringing concertina wire between the trees. 😉
Especially a dog trainer. That is funny you say that. I was training my dog to do basic obedience command but I could not get him to "come front". They told us not to use food but when I started using food he towed the line for that command.
Lol a lot of the talk show hosts are still doing that, and it just makes it eerie... I think at least Trevor Noah might be getting out of the habit though
He talked about it with John Oliver. Timing is a hugely important skill for comedians. I think he’s doing his best to maintain it for when he goes back to doing a live show.
Stephen Colbert: "I think it's Wednesday? It's hard to tell because right now every day feels like you're being humped." True. Who could have ever imagined this would be our lives on April 1 a year ago?
B C me that’s why I’ve got 5,000 rolls of toilet paper, 10,000 bottles of hand sanitizer, AND 2,000 n95 masks. Unfortunately this has left my wallet a little short for the food I need to provide for my family. But hey this hand sanitizer has aloe in it. It’s probably edible right?
WE SMART LIBERALS WARNED YOU EVERY DAY, but you didn't listen, bc you ONLY trust the billionaire-owned media. EX: we can PROVE every problem, disaster, accident, etc WAS PREDICTED EXACTLY BY A LIBERAL --- deal? But you tards NEVER LISTEN TO LOGIC.
