guessing the age of a child, saying random facts about celebrities, and then stealing money from the tip jar before leaving without elaborating further would be something the Judge would do
Sure, Leatherface at the gas station can know Luna's real name but chat can't I see how it is. Actually totally understandable now that I think about it.
Northern lion met a 6'7" skinwalker and was like "so this is what all of America is" LMAO. He is right about the people wearing jersies mumbling to themselves, that shits everywhere.
I got my wisdom teeth out in the morning while in HS and went home for the rest of the day. I was adamant that I didn’t want opioids (did not like from a more major surgery) and just had a basic Tylenol and I didn’t even really need that and by the afternoon I was more annoyed that I was going to have to make up work and wished I just went to class for the afternoon. From what I’ve seen, wisdom teeth remove are like 50% “I didn’t even notice they were gone after an hour” and 50% “it was the most miserable experience of my life for a week afterwards.”
The Starbucks that is in our Albertsons grocery is actually really nice. Idk if it's every Starbucks or because they're in a grocery store but they take EBT as well
@redwolfjo3_647 collecting those donations serves as good PR ("we helped donate x last year blah blah") which in turn can help their business. They are just acting as an intermediary. And even if they somehow were able to claim the donation as their own, the net benefit would be 0. Collect 10k, donate 10k, taxable income does not change at all so the tax burden does not change.
Man im like 1/3 the way through but if i read was Egg was saying on r/aita i would think it was fake. Maybe real life is just a bit wacky and people are weird. This comment bought to you by React Court Lovers
I read alot of shit online always think to myself "craziest part is this shit real." It's always fucking real, no one trolls anymore it's too much effort
Be me, im kind of tall and be born with a facial deformity, because of this im self conscious and have a hard time interacting with people. On line waiting for my double mockeado extra whipped cream chocoloco mania frozen venti, when behind me i see my favorite content creator Northenlion, iv been following for years and im so nervous, i don't wanna disturb him but i try making small talk, i remember that her daughter luna, whose often on stream has her birthday coming up soon, i try saying happy 3th birthday but im so nervous i just say 3, northenlion looks at me like im a freak, im so embarrassed i blurred out some random pop culture funny fact (i know he likes those), he says "yeah i already knew that" im panicking right now, i said another random erick Clapton fact and turn away, this whole situation kicks on my OCD again, and i cant help but take the different color coins on the tip jar, at this point i just wanna cry, i ruined my interaction with my favorite streamer and he is gonna make fun of me, i ran outside and just sit and cry on my car, days later im watching northern lions stream (as i always do) and he mocks me on how strange looking i am, he even calls me leather face, i just sit there looking, knowing i deserve this for being odd.
Northern lion literally meeting the 6’7” version of himself (with the exception of the minor theft lol) and making him uncomfortable is so incredibly funny to me
Bro my dentist took out my wisdom teeth in fuckin 12 minutes. Sewed me up and sent me home with percs. Best dental surgeon I’ve ever seen. Absolutely incredible.
That's pretty standard. If you have money, then the US has top tier medical care. I get free medical care because I live in Oregon, and even the lower tier care is great.
Ignorant take. People travel from all over the world to take advantage of US medical care. Cancer treatment in particular is very advanced in the US. It's simply too expensive for many.
ryan actually met an older version of himself who travelled back in time to fully enjoy America (because future Canada was destroyed in the Goose wars)
