Men are under attack. 

ryan's the type of dude to pee in a urinal diagonally so he can have his back turned to the guy peeing next to him

+2 to the chatter that called the urinal dividers "horse blinders"

Me (Clueless): I like a streamer who isn't overly parasocial feeling. NL: Exactly explains to me how he likes to hold his penis when pissing. Me: Aware

NL mysoginist arc goes crazy

I kinda just realized that NL is a long form version of Larry David

The real comedy skit of the sock guy is a dude who takes his socks off then undress the girl of her thigh highs or stockings and puts them on himself to keep his toes warm

Sometimes I go pants around ankles at the urinal just to feel something

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was when I walked into an East Side Mario’s restaurant as a 10-year-old and four teenage boys were lined up beside each other, pants around their ankles pissing into urinals. One of them invited me to pee with them, and I think I awkwardly headed for the stall, questioning my existence.

At this point it's the allegations beating him

truly insane how much fodder dlguiga provides for NL to yell at

SUCKIN' TOES LIBRARIAN? THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE?

Great pissing technique, NL. Thanks for sharing :)

he waits for a stall so he doesn't have to use a urinal but he thinks it's weirder to not get fully naked at the gym? lol

Librarian please do not will right-wing NL into reality. We wouldn't be able to handle it.

As a shy-bladderman I've never felt more represented

Incredibly based on all counts. I will also add that all restrooms should have doors for both the restroom itself and the stalls which have a foot handle? Foot grip? The name eludes me but something that lets you open them without touching a handle. You could also have a foot peddle that raises or lowers the toilets seat, I have no idea why these aren’t standard across the entire cosmos

You know its a messed up clip when the librarian doesn’t even wanna show it. Thank you for your service

Absolutely cursed thumbnail LMAO, I feel like NL himself would be disgusted by this. Not least because he's not absolutely towering over Shapiro.

Cannot believe he gave us a piss tutorial.

the bit about the socks and hat on during sex got me good, this man is just coming up with gold on the spot

man these JOI vids keep getting weirder

"Look, all I'm saying is it should be illegal for you specifically to be naked and the punishment should be summary execution." Me to myself in the locker room.

Yoooo I have not seen someone with their pants lower than just enough to Piss since elementary where is nl going where grown adults are pissing pants at ankles😭😭

Hat + socks during intercourse is how Fred durst was conceived. ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

femboy thigh highs erasure from NL

4:10 that video glitch got me so bad dude, man oh man.

Bro, my feet get cold. SOCK STAY ON...

wow even letournal has his gross out limits 😅

What a horrifically cursed thumbnail.

he just cannot beat the allegations...

Urinals are great, the pissfloor is a people problem.

THE VOICE THE MANOSPHERE NEEDS!!!!! 🗣📢

"Urinals are the most efficient" yeah the trough is the most efficient but you wont catch me going to a place that has a trough a second time

thank you librarian for not including the toe-sucking context in the video itself

Has anyone actually seen someone who’s not a toddler pull their pants down to their ankles at a urinal? Maybe it’s a Canadian thing

It's weird to me that some men deadass get peer pressured into using the urinals even though it makes them uncomfortable. Like WTF grow some self esteem bro lol

2 hands touching the tackle is crazy honestly

Bro, urinals are top tier. Fast in, fast out, often less dirty than a stall. The piss floor is gross but almost every time I walk in to the stall, someone has pissed all over the seat. I don't have to wipe down a urinal before use

I feel so seen with the shy bladder bit

My deadbeat dad never taught me how to piss, thank you NL for changing my life

monkaS thumbnail can't hurt you

great vid

truly one of the most sophisticated streamers on the platform

Hoo lee this is great. That thumbnail too

Rudy catching mad strays

this is the same guy as the "it's all just flesh" guy?????

Serpentining the dangus through the fly and boxer is optimal if you're wearing a belt and tucked in shirt. If you're wearing a belt with no tucked in shirt then it's 50/50. Sometime you're too lazy to undo and redo the belt.

my man is inhaling basement gas at an alarming rate.. and I'm loving it!

Really did him dirty with that thumbnail.

I'm keeping the pissing technic at 7:20 to teach my boys so I have free time for online karate lessons.

Actually crying at the Rudy Giuliani mention

when i see librarian thumbnails i can only imagine the folder on the computer full of nl faces

The referred video is something else😂

absolutely cursed thumbnail

the socks take is so straight lol edit: wrote this before the chatter said it, so glad they did haha

the way he says it at 7:52 kills me

Game being tagged as Destiny (2014) is so criminal, really doing Armoured Core dirty

Librarian not showing the toe sucking video is criminal

Thing about urinals though is they use waaay less water than a toilet does to flush... so really it's about saving water

Sometimes I prefer the trough.

Fruit of the loom makes boxer briefs with a horizontal fly slit instead of the traditional vertical one and it's a game changer. Looks weird as hell but you can whip it out through the jeans without undoing your belt so much more efficiently. Also 7:54 balls?!?!? who gets their balls out at the urinal?

NL is brief pilled talking to a boxer world

7:22 optimization just dropped, use the pinky of the aim hand to deny the circulatory cutting off of the waistband, you're welcome little man

My feet get cold NL. Stop shaming me.

I think that was one of the best credits songs (mostly cause i actually knew the song this time)

I did not know you werent supposed to use the handicap stall

Actually baffled by the amount of +2's for NL's urinal take. That is crazy!

down to your ankles or lower

ngl, giving men nice things is better for feminism fr

toebros... it's over...

he's in peak condition 🔥

Bull was THROATING her foot

SO BASED that he said that it only aplies to men

If the Librarian doesn’t want to include a video referenced during the stream, it must actually be 1 step away from a war crime

"If they make fun of you just show them your equity" This is how you end up as one of the guys who die during a revolution, not because they're in the line of fire but because someone seized the chance to take them out while everything was going tits up.

I use stalls because I like to dry off with some toilet paper at the end. There's a method I go through to force out excess urine that requires dabbing in order to be successful, like when a hamster licks the end of its water dispenser. When I have to use a urinal, no matter what I do, I always seem to end up with a drop or two in my underwear, which is something I simply cannot abide.

I'm glad to know that I pee the same way as northernlion. I dont know what I would do without this information

I keep the socks on because my feet get cold, also for traction. Mystery solved

Did this not get posted like 45 days ago?

the FLY IS THEre on the pantz and underwear so that when you are in nice dress suit, you dont have to undo your belt and untuck your shirt.

I love that moment every 2 month I remember NL is the funniest man on the planet

Ok but my work just put in rugs underneath the urinals and ive been screaming ever since. Boy oh boy i cant wait to go to work so I can step on our newest piss rug Thank You Corporation

just a wild thumbnail h o l y

Truly NL has never experienced a public bathroom at a university or school when lectures/lessons end, or during lunch break at literally any company. We can count ourselves lucky urinals exist

Mr. Librarian I believe there is a piece of contextual information missing. I wanted to see the twitter video of the guy sucking his wife's toes at the stoplight. So now its in my history and i have no deniablility

Full naked at the urinal, we found Shoresy

This is perfect with the mumei x bijou peeing conversation from yesterday's Portal 2 stream

I genuinely thought the PFP was Ryan and Dan 😭

There's no dividers between urinals in north america?!? 7:26 this is such a hole in front of underpants north america moment

The guy with his pants down at the urinal must be a canadian thing, I have never seen that in the US.

-4 urinal take. Urinals are not just a little bit better than stalls, they are like 20x better. They are no longer being built and all it creates is an unnecessary line at all restrooms, plus forces me to touch a public restroom surface for no reason when urinals are contact free. Build gender neutral stalls and, separately, a gender neutral urinal room.

THANK YOU I FEEL SO REPRESENTED. Everything he said about the urinals and shower stalls is 💯 accurate. Fuck the non-privacy norms and capitalism.

The socks arent in the way man, I just forget theyre there and get fuckin

Top 10 worst lunch watches

When I was in elementary school I went to use the bathroom to pee and I used a stall and while I was peeing I heard some other kid go "YOO IS SOMEONE USING THE STALL TO PEE" and then started snickering. I've been using a urinal since and I hate it.

"Shy Bladder" is such a weird concept. Also, I love urinals. They're fast and 90% less likely to have warcrimes committed in them. And they use less water, so they're less wasteful than flush a whole ass toilet just for one person's pee.

Ok, but toe socks

someone link me the toe eating video

does he actually think that people in his chat pull their pants down all the way?

Everything can be solved if we ban sushi worldwide.