American Dad - Stan Pulls Out His Gun 

Your picture reminds me of discord.

@@Toyslasher He has the same profile picture as the guy I’m a moderator for on a discord server.

I don get it

@@domsquaaa4323 the Paprika is still full and not on the daily meals that Stan likes

if working with the CIA or FBI means you can own that many weapons Sign me up! Gets Arrested immediately

My favorite one 🤣

murican dad

That was more his "dammit" face

Don't forget he was about to shoot his wife for Valentines Day.

😂😂😂

I don’t see peetah putting a gun to gods head to save his family.

@@hansofaxaliahe worked with death to save his marriage however.

@@Sapphiregamer8605after he ruined it, there’s been like 8 episodes of Peter being a dick to his family or neglectful but he never changes. On the last day in earth he ditched his family to have a day of fun

@@metis7534 a man needs a break sometimes, right?

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He has been doing longer uploads lately.

is this kink or fetish?

@@Constavlos Yes.

My favorite moment in the entire series. I die laughing every time I watch and it took me forever to find it. Awesome🤣

@@mb0114 me too

As opposed to his aggressive aggressive just pulling it out for zero fucking reason and sticking it in someone's face

1:23

That's a god tier power move

they did that in jumpstreet ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EWb18edcizI.html

@@Dilllonm lol thats great

Yoo I remember your old vids, how have you been?

Anime is gay

@@gamesonyophone712 yes

🤣🤣🤣

I didn't even notice it until you mentioned it

murica

@ JV 136 I don’t get it

Well hes pulls it out but canonically for years he never shot and killed someone.

@@WaxierWarrior True, but he came close more than a few times and meant it.

They should have a character who's basically the same guy but without all the experience and skill of being a CIA human. Like he has the gun but hit the wrong button and his mag flys out.

He could also be a cop If you look how often he pulls his gun for no reason...

Indeed

Technically he COULD get out of this by shooting her but francine is just that powerful TT

And at 1:00

Francine would probably put the bullets in him by hand if he tried

That's the joke, that's why.

@@ILoveLLawlietxD ironic though because Stan has shot Francine before

He got lazier throughout the seasons. That’s what I didn’t like about it. Roger carries the show more than Stan now

@Ava :3 yes but not as much. Thats why I said he got lazier

@@DinkLink well said

I’ve noticed some episodes it’s like he’s not even an agent but just some random loser who can’t fight. But those are rare episodes

@@DinkLink wow someone who understands a character can change in 20 seasons. not a lot of people like that round these parts

Alihandro!!! Fire up the balloon!!

8:00

@@matt13r1 Alejandro*

Basically not even once.

lol

Oh no you are

Can you believe that guy?

You Dutch are alright tho

Now i have a question, do all your ovens smell like farts?

Where does where does that saying come from?

A black and white talking like it's normal I'm not racist I was just finishing your quote

Hellsing inferno "Peter what are you doing?! It's me, Cleveland."

@@vicentserrano9268 everybody just shut up just shut up let me think

@@hellsinginferno6359 "stan! Have you-" stan accidentally shoot Francine's left shoulder.

@@vicentserrano9268 well that's American Dad

Why do we have those again?

@@spectreagent00 to protect peopke from smaller earth guns

*”**6:45**”*

@@spectreagent00 it would’ve been funny as heck if somebody just shouted Lucifer in the background. Because fallen angels would be the easiest reason to have it.

Profile pic checks out

"and the paprika not enough"

"Spear gun! Mightier than the Sword Gun!" "Axe Gun! Mightier than the Spear Gun!" "Laptop Gun! Mightier than the Axe Gun!" "Cellphone Gun! Mightier than the Laptop Gun!"

I’m praying to you

the fuck

Bro that cut was legendary. Roger comes out of the bag to surprise stan and the next clip is him begging for his life lmao

3:17

That’s the best clip😂

You doubt the skill of Stelio and his apprentice Luis?! If we could all be so foolish.

It's Stelio Cantos that's why

Batman has "knightfall" bane, Stan has Stelio Cantos

@@Shuyin781 ...... And Luis...

@@erikurizita6702 Steve has Luis

I'm surprised the flail didn't catch on him.

As cursed as sideways facing Joe swanson

“Hayley facing the screen also isn’t real.” Front-facing Hayley: 0:28

Worst thing is he fired 19 shots while facing side ways.

@@bumblebee8903 Hayley doesn’t look bad front facing. Stan looks scary

His chin doesn’t look as big as I thought it was

Still Seth's best joke.

I heard the shots from over here

I saw this right after I heard the line

As someone who loves quality food, I can confirm that Paprika is criminally under-used...

To be fair, if I were a teacher and caught someone so obviously cheating they didn't even check what language it was written with, I'd keep that paper. I'd want it *framed* in the classroom.

Especially if their dad is a crazy man with a gun

We are the dream maker

Probably someone needing to compensate for something behind the pearly gates, haha.

Demons.

@@Reapermaskhybrid its obvious for killing demons

@@chewee4ever811 I was making a joke, man. Still, Stan pulling a gun to God's head is ballsy and my geek side can't help but smile as I remember the final boss of Persona 5 ending with Joker shooting God in the face with the power of Satanael.

​@@FallenOne669What about Light Arrows? 😂

lmao he was expecting something else to pop out from the toaster??

It’s Hayley

CMPASSIONATELY#CROSSROADSLEE KEN

You just never know whats gunna come out of your toaster, gotta be prepared.

@@traintrack3761 same thing, different vowel

They may have their differences and everything, but they're absolutely very good friends when it comes down to it

and his saying "bam bam bam" as hes shooting actual bullets is hilarious

@@jessefram2432 lmao I never realised that before, that’s hilarious

I hate that God sounds like Brian Griffin. Whenever I hear Brian Griffin's voice, I just get pissed off knowing that hypocritical, arrogant, self-righteous horn dog that is just basically Seth MacFarlane's OC is still alive in the show. Does anyone else have this problem?

@@zacharylandrum4789 most of the characters in family guy are Seth’s ocs because he made the show and voices those characters

@@zacharylandrum4789 it's a show, if you get annoyed over a character that's supposed to be designed to take the piss out of a stereotype/ the creator of the show then maybe anything with Seth MacFarlanes normal voice in it isn't for you

I was just about to comment about it

It never fails to bring a smile to my face

Makes him seem more well rounded

Most murican saying ever 😂

Based

Other than God shooting his ass back to life!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭💀

It really is whoever came up with that line is a literal genius

Damn right, had me crying when I first saw it

@@deonbeasley6551 the American CPR

I don’t get it.

Peter you know me

@@xoceanxuniverse3856Shut up! Everyone let me think!

Hey Stan the gun fires

That scene gets me every time

Classic American Dad

Family guy is so unfunny

SCREW FAMILY GUY,IT CAN ROTT IN HELL IF I CARE

YES!!!!!!

Family guys used to be funny, now it tries too hard

@@mrrobot2263 family guy must be cancelled again,but this time to NEVER come back.

THUG LIFE

100th liker

His name is Johnny

Fax

“I made lemonade and fudge!”

I can't think of a metaphor better than that.

@ there really isn’t.

Love that it's basically the same voice Seth uses for Brian.

Everytime 🤣🤣

Roger: LOOK IN YOUR HEART!

@@charlescalvin9503 “what heart?”

Feelings are for ladies

😂😂

Suprise!!

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@@denyhaguilar679 LOOK IN YOUR HEART!

@@lazyl4972 IM PRAYING TO YOU

@@DorkMatter001 "uH aCtUaLlY iTs 'sUrPrIsE'!" - 🤓 2022 nah jk nice reference to the timestamp

What episode is that from anyway???

@@pizzaboi1008 idk

Something that I wish more people could hear right now

@@abdior6961 u really saying that after 20 kids got killed

And those school shooters were defending themselves against who?

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 were the shooters guns?

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 people with smaller guns

Stan: *Puts the gun away*

I love how he puckers his lips when he’s scared or being told off by Francine

Its was the last pretzel

@@kingselitegaming733 ...and he covered it with mustard!

Yes lol I forgot he didn't want it because it drowned in mustard

This isn't over Watley!

But he even offered him the pretzel...

I'm gonna comment so you may watch it again

Literally same, this channel has been a lifesaver during lockdown 😂

There hasn't been a quarantine you fools

Implying she was an innocent person the CIA wanted dead for some reason... Wouldn't be the first time

Nice catch!!

Awesome

Those who come up with an idea, Stan takes them and makes them his own.

Oh the loaded gun is still pretty dangerous. It's a weapon used to kill after all. Same with a sword or a spear. Play with any of those and someone could die.

A loaded firearm is inherently dangerous. They're designed to kill in defence. However, If you put a fully loaded pistol on a kitchen table with no one around to pick it up it's doing jack all unless you have a dangerously shitty handgun or something has seriously failed. Just don't ever play with a gun, and treat it as if it's always loaded.

It's not a good point because guns enable people to kill other people easier or at a larger scale

People shouldnt have weapons anyway

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 a kitchen knife.....😐

Pretty accurate, you poison a drink and notice that it's not your target's lmao

I mean Francine was fine with Debbie at first until Debbie started becoming the main woman in Steve's life.

His quip is a pretty clever deconstruction of the common gun control arguments, right? He makes a pretty apt demonstration for "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but then to satire that perspective, adds "guns protect people from other people", while poking fun at american policies in general, "with smaller guns". It is like, yes guns are harmless, unless in the hands of lunatics who use them! Lunatics like me!

Fax that’s like saying you failed your test cuz of your pencil

@@strikingpanther0660 If we banned guns people would just use pencils like John Wick

@@toastanium1143 the pen wrote mein kamf

@@rageriustheoverlord7086 damn that's a great point.

well Stan is right

Exactly 💯 Guns don't kill people, people kill people, so it's the people who kill on purpose we need to get rid of, not guns. Guns are a fundamental part of safety.

Guns actually help save people more than they help murder people.

@@kgkbuugj plus like... if ya don't have a gun but still wanna kill one would just use.... anything else?

@@jameshenderson4094 Making guns illegal will just keep them in the hands of criminals and not the innoncent hard working citizen. Plus someone planning to kill someone will not give a FUCK about gun laws. And yeah they’ll just use anything else to kill someone.

@@arlwithac9285 ye that's the point I wanted to make, I'm just not good with words

"You're an ass Mr. Smith." 🤣

While this is true, this is STAN were talking about here.

@@brandan5708 Oh I know, I wrote that to describe exactly what Stan was doing. All of my jobs have involved guests/customers so I know _not_ to do what Stan did! 😂

That was his body double

@@ritenac6770 oh well nevermind.

It’s just being creative and honestly smart as well cause that’s another actor you don’t have to pay lmaooo

Made him a rich as fuck so yeah use all the voices you can use lmao

He sure does sound like Seth voiced him

I know. If anything, that episode should have been a "the one that got away" type of story. Like, maybe he failed to kill the very first target that the C.I.A. assigned him and the target escaped. Despite his successes since then, Stan still thinks about that failure, and his friends help him track the target down.

You could argue that some episodes aren't canon, like the episode where Roger has to be nice to everyone but can't be nice or else he starts dying.

S1 was another show like family guy post s5. Hell they even look different. Though some can argue the episodes are all out of sync so the virgin shooter episode was before he killed anyone.

Wow.... seriously people, it's a fucking cartoon!!

True

2:16 - 2:21 would make a good t-shirt quote.

They are desing to kill, not to do anything else

Tbh tools can be used of any type so long as theyre small enough. Looks like she has a screwdriver. Not exactly a gun specific tool

It's better to repair a gun than to use a faulty one.

LOL, "Big Chungus" haha

THANK YOU I could not for the life of me understand what he said there (also you providing context, perfect, much appreciated)

Stan planned to meet with him so I’d imagine the teacher kept it on him to discuss it at some point that evening. Was a nice meeting before Stan pulled his gun.

Nah. Stan pulling the gun made it a better meeting.

@@AddictedtoAmericanDad damn you snapped 🤣

But what did Stan say to Steve when he pointed the gun at him after the meeting

@@zombiexbrox1152 IDK. But I hear "I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE YOU THIS IS SO!"

Lol

eh, paprika still good

Paprika does add flavor. It's mildly spicy and bittersweet.

Paprika can make things a little spicy, I add it to my chili pepper paste all the time, with a dash of lime juice and garlic

Same lmfao he is so paranoid

WHY ARE YOU FAILING MY SON?! ANSWER ME DIRTBAG!!!!

@@matt13r1 snapped 😂

@@nwakid123 *Teacher in tears* HE HAD HIS JAPANESE FRIEND DO HIS WRITING ASSIGNMENT FOR HIM!! *Thinking: PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME!!!* The other best one: Stan thinking like every man on Valentine's Day: I can get out of it by shooting my wife!

is that how you spell Maple where you are from?

I mean, there is even auto correct................

True Americans believe this statement.

@@franktoth1272 because its true a gun cant do anything by itself so guns dont kill people people use guns as a tool to kill and its not just real americans that believe that its everyone that has common sense

accept the whole "defend" thing. every murderer in court wants to claim his kill was self-defence. wehrmaht translates in english like defence force after all

the liberals dont like them because when someone (kids and the poor) goes ape shit they just go steal one instead of having to literally make a bomb. cars and knifes are usually less effective

@@alyssadavenport629 if they can just steal them then the "laws" dont matter and how many kids are actually going out and doing that? probly not alot

True, by itself a gun only has the POTENTIAL to kill someone not counting guns so poorly made they go off on their own. The problem is how easy it is to get them and how little discipline is often used in handling them.

People should only have to use guns when their life is in danger, but because their are large amounts of stupid people, they are almost a requirement to keep yourself safe.

Thats a popular and very dumb NRA talkin point. The writers were mocking it. Lack of regulations and americans "divine" right to own military grade weapons is nuts.

@@grayeighty8974 you don't NEED guns to kill people

@@grayeighty8974 While there is a laundry list of stupid actions caused by law abiding gun owners the complete lack of a response to the majority of gun deaths coming criminal activity with illegally owned firearms is interesting. People do kill people and band aid solutions won't fix the problem we have here.

It's also the dumbest argument

@@flytrapYTPthere is one argument and one argument alone and this is that argument "fuck off i like guns" its not the best argument but its all you got

​@@flytrapYTP it's good to be fair since people stab each other every day across America the problem is a people problem