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The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION) 

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This is the complete collection of all Senile Scribbles: Skyrim animated content. This includes, all bonus episodes, bloopers and multiple brand new loading screens. *Full Easter Egg List Below*
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"Death of Kings" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
➤➤➤Full Dungeon Map: i.imgur.com/iwyPDS2.jpg
EASTER EGG Hints & Timestamps:
⚪Egg 1: (Fire and Blood) 0:35 What could be a more appropriate sigil for the Dragonborn than the Targaryen symbol located on his chest.
⚪Egg 2: (Old Suit) 1:54 The "old" suit of steel plate armor from the very first and original Skyrim Parody walks by the screen.
⚪Egg 3: (Translation) 5:00 (Might have to HD) There's an inscription on the Dragonborn's Steel Helm. It would seem DB has very little respect for Skyrim authority.
⚪Egg 4: (What Goes Up) 5:43 Must come down. Notice a random character falling from the sky after suffering a giant's wroth.
⚪Egg 5: (Odd Combination) 7:06 In the first scene the infamous Pac-Man has interjected himself as one of the combination door inscriptions.
⚪Egg 6: (Snake In The Grass) 8:35 Literally, there is a snake in the grass. Look closely and quickly over the Dragonborn's right shoulder to catch the snake slithering from one bush to another.
⚪Egg 7: (Out of Gas) 13:39 The alchemy table in the background stops smoking temporarily.
⚪Egg 8: (On Your Six) 14:40 You can spot the Dragonborn lurking behind the wealthy elf for the duration of this scene. Can you spot each item DB pickpockets off of the Elf?
⚪Egg 9: (Bad Bat) 15:37 Right as the bad Bandit Captain crouches down to hide he reveals the crest on his chest that boasts the Batman symbol.
⚪Egg 10: (Fountain of Water) 17:52 Don't blink or you'll miss the water fountain (among other things) )on the dungeon map, conveniently placed so that the Dragonborn will not become parched.
⚪Egg 11: (Stabbed in the Back_ground) 18:42 Peep the Dagger of Humiliation from episode 2 stabbed into the table in the background.
⚪Egg 12: (Nice Rack) 22:16 The weapon rack behind the Dragonborn holds some of the most prized weapons from the Game of Thrones parody series.
⚪Egg 13: (Sonic Boom) 24:08 Pause the video as the far end of the Elder Scroll is revealed to see the Sonic The Hedgehog's head adorning the side of the Scroll. (HD recommended)
⚪Egg 14: (X Marks the Man) 24:28 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dragonborn was an X-man? IDK maybe not, but I put the X-man symbol on his arm band nonetheless.
⚪Egg 15: (A Bad Sign) 26:33 The Black Door at Dawnstar Sanctuary seems to get a little irate with the dragon born and flips him off.
⚪Egg 16: (Big Boned) 27:22 The bones of the slain giant from the previous episode can be seen decorating the landscape in the background.
⚪Egg 17: (Love Rocks) 29:37 Notice the hand on the assassin's stomach change to a different gesture?! It's not the "rock", it's actually sign language for "I Love You".
⚪Egg 18: (Dawnguard Sanctuary) 31:34 Spotting a Dark Brotherhood Assassin is never a good thing, or maybe they're just keeping tabs on their newest initiate. The head of an assassin can be spotted peering over the wood post fence in the background.
⚪Egg 19: (Let There Be Light) 34:05 The candles behind the Dragonborn spontaneously combust into flame after the Dragonborn transforms into his true form.
⚪Egg 20: (Bird Watching) 35:53 Catch the elusive Solstheim Sea Gull as he rests on a post near the harbor in the background.
⚪Egg 21: (Spiderzilla) 39:34 Eyes on the nearest mountain range to catch a freakishly large spider come out of the forest for a little sunbathing just before vanishing behind the dragon's wing.
⚪Egg 22: (There Goes my Ride) 40:37 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks.
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Комментарии : 11 тыс.   
@opsul.x7241
@opsul.x7241 3 года назад
Only OG will remember the daedric sword scene when the sword used to moan and then bark
@atf5813
@atf5813 3 года назад
“Oh YeAh! Oh YeAh!” *Woof*
@JuanCarlos-sq4vf
@JuanCarlos-sq4vf 3 года назад
Never forget
@Madgerger1205
@Madgerger1205 3 года назад
Never can forget
@LividGemGaming
@LividGemGaming 3 года назад
It was perfect the way it was. Absolute perfection.
@avrilpeck
@avrilpeck 3 года назад
It was amazing
@kaprory
@kaprory 3 года назад
Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.
@seanzoz
@seanzoz 3 года назад
Everyone gets it in their own time
@celessilverfrond8944
@celessilverfrond8944 3 года назад
It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!
@kaprory
@kaprory 3 года назад
@@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣
@HekataDoll
@HekataDoll 3 года назад
I didnt even realize this until I read this comment
@Mageb4beauty
@Mageb4beauty 3 года назад
Same
@crazysnake1096
@crazysnake1096 10 месяцев назад
Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.
@klade5031
@klade5031 6 месяцев назад
Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.
@spookyboivilla5386
@spookyboivilla5386 6 месяцев назад
Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end
@bubsterr741
@bubsterr741 6 месяцев назад
​@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.
@ladyalicent705
@ladyalicent705 5 месяцев назад
Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!
@Flutter_Aeina
@Flutter_Aeina 5 месяцев назад
“Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”
@Official-Akaza-Dono
@Official-Akaza-Dono 3 месяца назад
For the 34th time 😅😂
@Bomboy792
@Bomboy792 2 месяца назад
Watching this while chilling after work lol
@Imperial_Crow
@Imperial_Crow Месяц назад
Same here lol
@Asa_ig
@Asa_ig Месяц назад
No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens
@kinidiosodlosios6892
@kinidiosodlosios6892 Месяц назад
can someone explain term senile scribbles
@BigHoffa
@BigHoffa 3 года назад
16:55 Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere? Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?
@colewilder7353
@colewilder7353 3 года назад
Officially cannon
@christopheredwards9904
@christopheredwards9904 3 года назад
And fast travel abilities, apparently
@triple_59
@triple_59 3 года назад
Wow
@SnootDoot
@SnootDoot 3 года назад
I’m trying to find a console PS4 mod to kill them,but I guess ps4 sucks
@jovannesic7989
@jovannesic7989 3 года назад
@@SnootDoot i feel you
@darkesthourstudios
@darkesthourstudios 2 года назад
“You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 2 года назад
I wish that was an actual phrase from the game
@darkesthourstudios
@darkesthourstudios 2 года назад
Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?
@Naxthural
@Naxthural 2 года назад
You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!
@CrystalFoxBlade
@CrystalFoxBlade 2 года назад
@@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?
@darkesthourstudios
@darkesthourstudios 2 года назад
@@CrystalFoxBlade *I’m not sure Myself*
@Joel_Mullins06
@Joel_Mullins06 9 месяцев назад
26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂
@sgtbrown4273
@sgtbrown4273 4 месяца назад
I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him , " look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂
@Worldtwentyfive
@Worldtwentyfive 3 месяца назад
Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?
@Official-Akaza-Dono
@Official-Akaza-Dono 3 месяца назад
@@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂 I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.
@yoga5631
@yoga5631 3 месяца назад
I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao
@Bomboy792
@Bomboy792 2 месяца назад
One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao
@richardlandgraf1953
@richardlandgraf1953 6 месяцев назад
5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."
@kendrajade6688
@kendrajade6688 5 месяцев назад
AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!
@mindbonker
@mindbonker 3 месяца назад
AND chasing butterflies
@Astra737
@Astra737 2 месяца назад
mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"
@kenanb2666
@kenanb2666 Год назад
Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again
@Theinen84
@Theinen84 Год назад
Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol
@sumrandomseal694
@sumrandomseal694 Год назад
I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.
@sankton4296
@sankton4296 Год назад
@@sumrandomseal694 i feel that
@franklinmckean8438
@franklinmckean8438 Год назад
Same
@jaymeek4124
@jaymeek4124 Год назад
I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣
@joelyt1682
@joelyt1682 3 года назад
*Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*
@drivingstudios6151
@drivingstudios6151 3 года назад
PSVR loading screens are short
@freewheelburning8834
@freewheelburning8834 3 года назад
slower if your playing from the disk
@StarkSpider24
@StarkSpider24 3 года назад
They patched that on the Switch I think..
@shift7808
@shift7808 3 года назад
Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time
@luisnyric2459
@luisnyric2459 3 года назад
in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money
@cerebralmaze
@cerebralmaze 7 месяцев назад
The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂
@Im.Yer.Huckleberry
@Im.Yer.Huckleberry 6 месяцев назад
It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge. I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂 I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅 🤣🤣
@cerebralmaze
@cerebralmaze 6 месяцев назад
@@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁
@LordBloodraven
@LordBloodraven 6 месяцев назад
Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.
@benedictduggan7232
@benedictduggan7232 5 месяцев назад
It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂
@kieramoore6501
@kieramoore6501 7 месяцев назад
"what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here
@makeshiftusec992
@makeshiftusec992 2 месяца назад
Pleeeasaaase just let J'Zargo dieeee
@MCJAproductions
@MCJAproductions 3 года назад
Serana: is this mens armor? Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone Me: Wheezing
@themaskfiend2403
@themaskfiend2403 3 года назад
Yea that shit was funny
@tornadophantom4027
@tornadophantom4027 3 года назад
That is Divine tier comedy
@TheHornedKing_27
@TheHornedKing_27 3 года назад
Lmao
@realzachfluke1
@realzachfluke1 3 года назад
Also me: Koffing 😂😂😂😂
@firerosenight6937
@firerosenight6937 3 года назад
Even sheogorath is laughing from this
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад
Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.
@woodycooper301
@woodycooper301 3 года назад
And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim
@wdhtpdominic
@wdhtpdominic 3 года назад
they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control
@dylanbell268
@dylanbell268 3 года назад
Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 3 года назад
I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.
@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90
@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90 3 года назад
No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.
@lil_nut420
@lil_nut420 11 месяцев назад
Still the best series to date, rewatched this like eight times and still noticing new shit
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
That'd be your brain recalibrating some information in your memory.
@annamesser6880
@annamesser6880 6 месяцев назад
Yeah, I just noticed the “Gamer” bit
@lil_nut420
@lil_nut420 6 месяцев назад
@@annamesser6880 💀
@kingligma
@kingligma 3 месяца назад
He liked this how ? Thought he stopped this account or died
@topiheimola69
@topiheimola69 2 месяца назад
the same exact words could be said about the game this parody is of
@darc22005
@darc22005 Год назад
"Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol
@reanterhog5701
@reanterhog5701 3 года назад
"Those guys used to be the shit back in the day" Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.
@flowerbud5139
@flowerbud5139 3 года назад
Don't forget when the higher leveled skeletons summoned their own skeleton minions
@Garry503
@Garry503 3 года назад
Those were the days...
@kirtrich2414
@kirtrich2414 3 года назад
I red this at the time of the clip
@theleanbusinessman5431
@theleanbusinessman5431 3 года назад
@@kirtrich2414 timing 100
@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl
@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl 3 года назад
@@kirtrich2414 You Red it?
@elevatormusic4000
@elevatormusic4000 3 года назад
Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.
@LilBobathan
@LilBobathan 3 года назад
Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P
@ryn7782
@ryn7782 3 года назад
@Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff
@gravytrainn
@gravytrainn 3 года назад
😂😂
@sarcasticshinigami5224
@sarcasticshinigami5224 3 года назад
@@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?
@memepers
@memepers 3 года назад
For real
@mosessierra9076
@mosessierra9076 7 месяцев назад
I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂
@TAC0CAT420
@TAC0CAT420 2 месяца назад
“What they travel in packs”
@neutralnet7718
@neutralnet7718 6 месяцев назад
20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?
@tarheelpro87
@tarheelpro87 5 месяцев назад
Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.
@yonatanbehar3322
@yonatanbehar3322 5 месяцев назад
​@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans
@c0mplex564
@c0mplex564 5 месяцев назад
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@tarheelpro87
@tarheelpro87 5 месяцев назад
@@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it
@lotaryguy12
@lotaryguy12 5 месяцев назад
That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door
@kingdonut8272
@kingdonut8272 3 года назад
Dragonborn: Racial equality? Stormcloak: *Define equality*
@mr.potato2223
@mr.potato2223 3 года назад
no cats or lizards
@mr.potato2223
@mr.potato2223 3 года назад
Or elves
@mig9941
@mig9941 3 года назад
Goddamn dark elves
@Bernerdherbald
@Bernerdherbald 3 года назад
High elves***
@BlazeStar00
@BlazeStar00 3 года назад
Stormcloak's definition of equality is "Underpay young and old non-nords despite their hard work outside the city in the harsh cold" ...Yeah I don't see how they are a good choice unless the player is a nord themselves. They want to fight the Thalmors because they treat every other races as inferior... Sure, that would be the main argument to join the Stormcloaks.... But that's pratically what Nords do (if not worse) with those that aren't nords. As an Argonian player, would I rather get Thalmor boots over my face, or Nord boots over my face? One would just look down on me as inferior... the other will do that too AND forbid you of basic rights because you're born of the wrong race.
@joshuapoe3867
@joshuapoe3867 3 года назад
“‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting” Dead Nazeen
@kekero540
@kekero540 3 года назад
Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%
@ocefloww
@ocefloww 3 года назад
I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.
@advertisingadrian
@advertisingadrian 3 года назад
@@ocefloww He went to the cloud district
@xx_xboxusername_xx3914
@xx_xboxusername_xx3914 3 года назад
In fact not disgusting
@nerdking731
@nerdking731 3 года назад
@@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.
@wept2_
@wept2_ 8 месяцев назад
i love how he became more confident over time
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
Realistic
@bobboy8543
@bobboy8543 8 месяцев назад
Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.
@ianjames1754
@ianjames1754 4 месяца назад
It can’t be… _(flop, flop)_ Oh, no…
@JesusChristTheQueerProfit
@JesusChristTheQueerProfit 2 месяца назад
Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years
@salerac6496
@salerac6496 3 года назад
IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.
@abdosir9724
@abdosir9724 3 года назад
Yes
@goldmyth6778
@goldmyth6778 3 года назад
Yes
@kickbutt-julez
@kickbutt-julez 3 года назад
yes
@jgregory1609
@jgregory1609 3 года назад
Yes
@sharunraj
@sharunraj 3 года назад
yes
@Schrapulo
@Schrapulo 3 года назад
I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and RU-vid is like “yeah that seems about right”
@seanzoz
@seanzoz 3 года назад
Pretty much
@vexile12
@vexile12 3 года назад
Amazing how lame algo is huh
@Scorpion-fo6tc
@Scorpion-fo6tc 3 года назад
@@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?
@jehtstream2017
@jehtstream2017 3 года назад
I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before
@Codman333
@Codman333 3 года назад
Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.
@dogbackwards7658
@dogbackwards7658 6 месяцев назад
I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin
@Tarpman707
@Tarpman707 9 месяцев назад
I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.
@LogicAndCompassion
@LogicAndCompassion 7 месяцев назад
Uhh.... Ohhh!! Now I get it too. Lol.
@Alastor-Dragon
@Alastor-Dragon 6 месяцев назад
oh....OHHHHH
@laisthechip4999
@laisthechip4999 6 месяцев назад
Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough
@Formoka
@Formoka 5 месяцев назад
And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂
@BlessedDog
@BlessedDog 3 года назад
When the world needed him the most, he returned
@kobiimac5131
@kobiimac5131 3 года назад
The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy
@BlessedDog
@BlessedDog 3 года назад
@@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos
@kobiimac5131
@kobiimac5131 3 года назад
they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video
@ThatPellGuy
@ThatPellGuy 3 года назад
It has been years but he has really returned
@lincolnvance2350
@lincolnvance2350 3 года назад
I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile
@saltations_
@saltations_ 3 года назад
"Can't get any worse than this..." "..." "dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"
@Ilovewomenandmen
@Ilovewomenandmen 3 года назад
cyclone “Eh WhAt Am I sAyInG, oF cOuRsE yOu DoN’T”
@thecookiemaster41
@thecookiemaster41 3 года назад
*OH MY FU**ING GOD*
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 3 года назад
I would've used Mr. Cloud District instantly
@TtheDM1005
@TtheDM1005 3 года назад
@@dr.bright6272 I would've saved him to torture others.
@PupperTiggle
@PupperTiggle 3 года назад
AAAAHHHH MY EARS
@shaungorham1129
@shaungorham1129 Год назад
I wish there was a mod to put these voicelines in the game.
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
Genius
@fergusmccallum7751
@fergusmccallum7751 6 месяцев назад
There's a new mod which adds voices over the dragonborn line, they're awesome
@TAC0CAT420
@TAC0CAT420 2 месяца назад
⁠@@fergusmccallum7751 Please share the mod name with the rest of the class
@Official-Akaza-Dono
@Official-Akaza-Dono 3 месяца назад
The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over
@FlaccidPancake
@FlaccidPancake 3 месяца назад
The dragonborn is too strong, they can't control their power 😔
@Official-Akaza-Dono
@Official-Akaza-Dono 3 месяца назад
@@FlaccidPancakeFr 🥲
@starkillersneed
@starkillersneed 3 года назад
"J'zargo is not your test kitty" Now that's what I call hipocrisy
@centurion756
@centurion756 3 года назад
HA
@athenarubio96
@athenarubio96 3 года назад
What about hypokitty?
@thorodinson292
@thorodinson292 3 года назад
@@athenarubio96 gtfo
@bitofasillygoober
@bitofasillygoober 3 года назад
The hipo be crisy
@justawhiteguywitharocketla590
@justawhiteguywitharocketla590 3 года назад
J'zargo is your test kitty
@IRussian007
@IRussian007 2 года назад
The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.
@jamestheaverageman6959
@jamestheaverageman6959 2 года назад
so your a ghost? Me too! :)
@AerisShenlin
@AerisShenlin 2 года назад
yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)
@stonedstardestroyer8361
@stonedstardestroyer8361 2 года назад
I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense
@IRussian007
@IRussian007 2 года назад
@@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.
@IRussian007
@IRussian007 2 года назад
@@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.
@Jacket-Miami1989
@Jacket-Miami1989 Год назад
The most unrealistic thing in this video is the short loading screens lol 😂 Edit- How did this become an argument over what platform is better?
@dreadmonkey6811
@dreadmonkey6811 Год назад
Me experiencing 15 minute loading screens on ps3
@Jacket-Miami1989
@Jacket-Miami1989 Год назад
@@dreadmonkey6811 oh man feels bad atleast it's not as long as GTA loading screens
@dreadmonkey6811
@dreadmonkey6811 Год назад
@@Jacket-Miami1989 one thing I never experienced with skyrim that I always ran into on gta 5. Infinite loading screens lol
@Jacket-Miami1989
@Jacket-Miami1989 Год назад
@@dreadmonkey6811 lol that's GTA for ya
@dreadmonkey6811
@dreadmonkey6811 Год назад
@@Jacket-Miami1989 well tbh, it only happened on the 360..when i got the Xbox one..I didn't run into any infinite loading screens..until I got eso
@OrkishEngineering
@OrkishEngineering Год назад
7:41 for anyone who wondered this, the symbols are on the claw, not to keep people out... but to keep the draugr in.
@crazycookie4645
@crazycookie4645 8 месяцев назад
So please ignore the dozens of draugr that you run into before even reaching the door.
@OrkishEngineering
@OrkishEngineering 8 месяцев назад
@@crazycookie4645 maybe they were turned into draugr after the doors were closed? Anyways, this is all Bethesda's reasoning.
@shakefan1484
@shakefan1484 7 месяцев назад
That still doesn't make sense because someone could just open the door and let the Draugr out anyway.
@OrkishEngineering
@OrkishEngineering 7 месяцев назад
@shakefan1484 again, I found this information in a Bethesda article. ( I don't remember what it was... sorry.) Yeah there's a lot of holes in this, but it's better than nothing I guess. Edit: I remember some book in the game describing them as caretakers for the Nordic ruins they inhabit. Maybe some did get let out, and yet they stay at the entrance guarding it? I don't remember the books name. Unfortunately, the likely awnser is that good game design conflicts with naritive sometimes.
@Ecthelion842
@Ecthelion842 5 месяцев назад
@@shakefan1484 the draugr outside are supposed to be guards, the nords who died during the rebellion against the dragon cult. The druagr inside are loyalists who are imprisoned.
@jmoxie
@jmoxie 3 года назад
Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel
@jmoxie
@jmoxie 3 года назад
@Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin
@SpartakTH
@SpartakTH 3 года назад
And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!
@ibnmuhammad886
@ibnmuhammad886 3 года назад
@@SpartakTH how
@vexile1239
@vexile1239 3 месяца назад
... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean
@calobrien5109
@calobrien5109 Месяц назад
@@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it
@tybosch6040
@tybosch6040 2 года назад
Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.
@MyRedHulk
@MyRedHulk 2 года назад
At this point, I use it as a modding guide.
@SeanoftheDead549
@SeanoftheDead549 2 года назад
I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol
@kensprivateinvestigation2128
@kensprivateinvestigation2128 2 года назад
I miss the original upload before RU-vid took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.
@ImSiddis
@ImSiddis 2 года назад
​@@SeanoftheDead549 That means you are a part of the problem..
@PugnaciousProductions
@PugnaciousProductions 2 года назад
@@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim
@Snuset
@Snuset 3 месяца назад
20:47 I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound. It's still hilarious though.
@Otterdisappointment
@Otterdisappointment 2 месяца назад
I legit remember the original vividly
@AJsMillions
@AJsMillions 5 месяцев назад
Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?" Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner: "OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"
@azerealm6616
@azerealm6616 3 года назад
This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.
@seanzoz
@seanzoz 3 года назад
Inevitable is the right word
@namegoeshere8564
@namegoeshere8564 3 года назад
The dark brotherhood led me down that path
@deralex3051
@deralex3051 3 года назад
Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...
@_confused_jaxx_
@_confused_jaxx_ 3 года назад
I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot
@kayozkayotic5444
@kayozkayotic5444 3 года назад
I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies
@bandicootsauce4569
@bandicootsauce4569 2 года назад
"You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!" That line will never get old.
@brandonquist8394
@brandonquist8394 Год назад
What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 Год назад
None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight
@macalla6898
@macalla6898 Год назад
@@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas
@missfortunemain9064
@missfortunemain9064 Год назад
TRUEEE
@4heavenly
@4heavenly Год назад
Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂
@alui3619
@alui3619 11 месяцев назад
Imagine an Elden Ring parody by this man.
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
Elder Ring will never compare to the vast homeliness and comfortable customs The Elder Scrolls offers and exhibits.
@isaacA38
@isaacA38 6 месяцев назад
@@fudgepacker2858 probably because unlike skyrim elden ring is not focused on much npc interaction. Skyrim has 100 times better npcs but skyrim also has zero fighting mechanics while elden ring does because its focused on fighting
@Kris-wo4pj
@Kris-wo4pj 5 месяцев назад
​@@fudgepacker2858i only care about an old dragon and laura bailey cuz theyre the only well written npcs in skyrim. Oh and my mod companions kinda. I care more about a girl made of rot, a girl stealing my essance to raise a dead fish god, a pot and a coward braggart in elden ring.
@TheKueiJin
@TheKueiJin 5 месяцев назад
​@@damiendingus-xp6ki...as someone that views ER as a failed game by From soft, because they reverted the core gameplay to clunky old Dark Souls, but added their innovations only as gimmicks, thus pissing on years of advance, all to literally make Dark Souls, which they said they wouldn't... It's a stretch to say that Skyrim has anything on any FromSoft game... Yes, everyone here has 1k hours in Skyrim, we all did everything everywhere, all at once. But it is a shamelessly putrid mess of shallow design, coding and gameplay. Its saving features are the way those are put together and its awe inspiring music, theme and visuals. Not graphics, mind you, but visuals. There is no combat. There is barely any magic, hell you need mods to add the more interesting stuff. There is no story, no character. The best frigging companion you have is from a god damned mod. Just Google Inigo. Or Recorder. The crafting system is bad, broken, bullshit, boring, borderline psychotic for production and barely held together by spit. And after all that, yes I am still gonna play Skyrim after I lose the feeling of hatred that the shittiness of the game instills in you.
@raymarshall6721
@raymarshall6721 Год назад
This video never gets old
@LTD538
@LTD538 3 года назад
The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen. “Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”
@maxime2445
@maxime2445 3 года назад
Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor
@BamBlam
@BamBlam 3 года назад
Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)
@hunter-ql5uj
@hunter-ql5uj 3 года назад
Has also killed about 70 dragons
@beanface7408
@beanface7408 3 года назад
No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs
@taifoh5681
@taifoh5681 3 года назад
@@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying
@loganboehnlein2738
@loganboehnlein2738 Год назад
Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?" Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."
@molcatz9634
@molcatz9634 Год назад
Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn 😎
@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore
@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore Год назад
@@molcatz9634 ultimate*
@GabrielMicheal77710
@GabrielMicheal77710 11 месяцев назад
Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.
@EinDeutscherPatriot620
@EinDeutscherPatriot620 8 месяцев назад
Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂
@damiendingus-xp6ki
@damiendingus-xp6ki 7 месяцев назад
Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.
@XxZombie_GamerxX
@XxZombie_GamerxX 4 месяца назад
Only the real ones will remember the original audio lol
@SleepyBastard
@SleepyBastard 4 месяца назад
The creator made a bunch of changes and I understand why. But the original version was so much funnier.
@irondan3575
@irondan3575 3 месяца назад
​@@SleepyBastard is it still available online?
@SleepyBastard
@SleepyBastard 3 месяца назад
@@irondan3575 not as far as I know
@patrickpausch982
@patrickpausch982 3 месяца назад
​@@SleepyBastard Most noticeable with the enchanted sword. And there are more clips in this than before. I've watched the compilation over and over but today I saw a few of the sketches for the first time in my life.
@LubosMudrak
@LubosMudrak 3 месяца назад
​@@patrickpausch982oh, i just Made a comment about the sword 😅
@ladyalicent705
@ladyalicent705 5 месяцев назад
Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!
@ajduong
@ajduong 4 месяца назад
It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"
@savannhcowboy9715
@savannhcowboy9715 3 месяца назад
Are you serious
@mcbdllc2848
@mcbdllc2848 14 дней назад
It's a triangle of death 😂
@trevor6223
@trevor6223 2 года назад
Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc
@G59forlife.
@G59forlife. 2 года назад
You genis
@painful_fish3083
@painful_fish3083 2 года назад
@Drew Harris but he kind of does
@meateater1002
@meateater1002 2 года назад
The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked
@pyrrol9389
@pyrrol9389 2 года назад
When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*
@wharf19
@wharf19 2 года назад
I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.
@gabadaba5436
@gabadaba5436 Год назад
I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running
@LTD538
@LTD538 Год назад
*running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process
@NukelearFallout
@NukelearFallout Год назад
Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad
@gustavakerman2566
@gustavakerman2566 Год назад
PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250
@humanperson9443
@humanperson9443 Год назад
Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo
@NukelearFallout
@NukelearFallout Год назад
@@humanperson9443 Truu
@DutchVanDerWilly
@DutchVanDerWilly 3 месяца назад
Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes
@prismknight353
@prismknight353 Год назад
“I swear to god I’m gonna steal you fucking soul” never fails to get me everytime I watch this
@Animehomie6293
@Animehomie6293 2 года назад
Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?” Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.” I feel that.
@khabibmcgregor3592
@khabibmcgregor3592 2 года назад
Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*
@mileschow5961
@mileschow5961 2 года назад
“Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”
@LilMcMoffett
@LilMcMoffett 2 года назад
@@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.
@rockowlgamer631
@rockowlgamer631 Год назад
@@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure
@dakotablair1205
@dakotablair1205 Год назад
@@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock
@theGreatjohn8271
@theGreatjohn8271 3 года назад
Noooooooo not the moaning sword, youtube you cruel, cruel bastards.
@YuudaiGH
@YuudaiGH 3 года назад
Dude we must revolt! You and me let’s take those evil bastards down!
@Stormfire1777
@Stormfire1777 3 года назад
Let’s charge, you crazy mother****ers! Let’s burn their buildings to the ground! Destroy their servers.
@Stormfire1777
@Stormfire1777 3 года назад
Can’t even say curse words without shit getting deleted
@YuudaiGH
@YuudaiGH 3 года назад
Viva la revolución!!!
@Vulpine407
@Vulpine407 3 года назад
Folks, if it's any consolation, episode 6 still has the original sounds. ...for now.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 Год назад
I respect the Dragonborn's persistence with Serana. A man of cultured taste.
@Aliencatgnarpy
@Aliencatgnarpy 5 месяцев назад
I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series
@caljohnston8625
@caljohnston8625 Год назад
The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...
@technowings1233
@technowings1233 Год назад
I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol
@baecotte
@baecotte Год назад
Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂
@khonojeya01
@khonojeya01 Год назад
Agreed 🤣🖐️
@12caratjules
@12caratjules Год назад
I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid
@demon2051
@demon2051 Год назад
"Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"
@jwruwghuy11
@jwruwghuy11 3 года назад
"A professional Gay-Mer." I just got that joke.
@disturbedpyro4511
@disturbedpyro4511 3 года назад
I love how his tunic turns pink!!
@christopheredwards9904
@christopheredwards9904 3 года назад
@@disturbedpyro4511 if you look at the scene well, you can see the dragonborn sneaking up behind him and taking his stuff, little by little, that's why his robes "turn pink." if you see him without an amulet, you missed your chance to see the Dovahkiin.
@killzorful
@killzorful 3 года назад
I got the Ham-mer joke just now
@hiddio
@hiddio 3 года назад
Daniel Tapner wait, did you just explain that joke to someone who got the joke?
@thecookiemaster41
@thecookiemaster41 3 года назад
*OOOOOHHHH*
@Trephining
@Trephining Год назад
I'm only six minutes into this, and it's awesome. I came here because I searched for "Skyrim series" since I've watched all the episodes available of the Joe Joeman series by Mylque. Next episode comes out Saturday, or at least they are usually Saturdays. Joe Joeman is the hero we all need.
@alphalightning00frost67
@alphalightning00frost67 Год назад
Cops skyrim is another good series
@SuperWaleed7
@SuperWaleed7 11 месяцев назад
Joe Joeman for 2023
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 11 месяцев назад
He says it's a parody. We say it's a masterpiece.
@glitchmaker010
@glitchmaker010 2 года назад
The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.
@Willzb-xk4ew
@Willzb-xk4ew 2 года назад
Easily do-able by mods
@user-cl9ww9it8v
@user-cl9ww9it8v 2 года назад
@@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou
@Willzb-xk4ew
@Willzb-xk4ew 2 года назад
@@user-cl9ww9it8v mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc
@user-cl9ww9it8v
@user-cl9ww9it8v 2 года назад
@@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?
@Willzb-xk4ew
@Willzb-xk4ew 2 года назад
@@user-cl9ww9it8v im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim
@CauseIGotAMeathammer
@CauseIGotAMeathammer 3 года назад
“What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”
@lostsouls1919
@lostsouls1919 3 года назад
"You're not talking away out of this loading screen"
@ther_ternum6712
@ther_ternum6712 3 года назад
Feminism at its best.
@saltedpeppers6825
@saltedpeppers6825 3 года назад
The US divorce court system @ men
@Blessom
@Blessom 10 месяцев назад
The exchange with the Ebony Warrior is hilarious and accurate 🤣
@itsdat_nword
@itsdat_nword 11 месяцев назад
It’s tradition to return to good old Skyrim videos like these and Lord Scatsbury to remind me of better times as a young man wandering through wilderness of Tamriel
@Leto85
@Leto85 3 года назад
I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens. Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.
@andrewavakian
@andrewavakian 3 года назад
The level 1000 legend 🙌
@tdoyr2119
@tdoyr2119 3 года назад
Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70 I started at level 13
@Ilovewomenandmen
@Ilovewomenandmen 3 года назад
Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43
@Leto85
@Leto85 3 года назад
@@tdoyr2119 I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released. If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.
@tdoyr2119
@tdoyr2119 3 года назад
I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line
@RussianFederation.gov.
@RussianFederation.gov. 2 года назад
"Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died
@DubiousHutubious
@DubiousHutubious 2 года назад
They are immortal lol
@tausiftaha12
@tausiftaha12 2 года назад
So did the imperials at the camp..
@JH-zs3bs
@JH-zs3bs 2 года назад
me too. 😁
@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN
@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN 2 года назад
Lol
@eggflaireon7918
@eggflaireon7918 2 года назад
Only the imperial officer survives the children
@PeteyVon
@PeteyVon Год назад
35:58 sums up exactly how I feel about Dragon Bone Armor and Stalhrim lol. Makes me laugh every time.
@brandonhelcher3691
@brandonhelcher3691 7 месяцев назад
The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.
@staeslait2343
@staeslait2343 3 года назад
"There's alchemy here." "You mean chemistry?" "It's so much more than that" Best pickup line evwr
@goldenlynelslayer4096
@goldenlynelslayer4096 3 года назад
First comment?
@goldenlynelslayer4096
@goldenlynelslayer4096 3 года назад
Reply*
@DomyTheMad420
@DomyTheMad420 2 года назад
"a brothel temple?" "you mean a bremple?" still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao
@runtergerutscht4401
@runtergerutscht4401 2 года назад
You could also just call it a temple of dibella
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 2 года назад
@@runtergerutscht4401 I was just about to say that
@beatemeyer1242
@beatemeyer1242 2 года назад
@@dr.bright6272 me too
@-shmeckle-
@-shmeckle- Год назад
time stamp?
@qwerty-cr8yj
@qwerty-cr8yj Год назад
@@-shmeckle- 44:50
@thehuckleberry8349
@thehuckleberry8349 6 месяцев назад
My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.
@sevenheavens-gj9qq
@sevenheavens-gj9qq 10 месяцев назад
37:11 “Then you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna masquerade around this fucking wasteland dressed as one of your cultists and tell people all kinds of shit, like how much you love painting your toenails and brushing other men’s hair.” “You still there?” “…I’m here.” He sounds so defeated.
@james_da_gr8338
@james_da_gr8338 3 года назад
I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind
@christopheredwards9904
@christopheredwards9904 3 года назад
Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout
@Baldmaxx
@Baldmaxx 3 года назад
I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.
@KyleNunn213
@KyleNunn213 3 года назад
Dont shouts wear off?
@david50x84
@david50x84 3 года назад
@@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐
@guts60
@guts60 3 года назад
@James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.
@ghostsuru8429
@ghostsuru8429 Год назад
"Welp, this is my life now. Trapped in this soul gem until someone shatters me to enchant a pair of underwear..." "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying...Of course you don't." Me: "Oh god..." The comedy for this series was top notch.
@JoJo-bs1in
@JoJo-bs1in Год назад
New here, explanation pleass?
@jordansmith2042
@jordansmith2042 Год назад
@@JoJo-bs1in it's the most annoying NPC you'll ever find in the whole game. You'll be minding your business going to a blacksmith or whatever and the second you pass him, he hits you with the "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Makes me wanna shout spam him constantly.
@lavish263team5
@lavish263team5 Год назад
@@jordansmith2042 most annoying npc, with the exception of those damn children
@sekijokes451
@sekijokes451 Год назад
Best part is that after being used to enchant a pair of underwear Nazeem and the Ebony Warrior get to enjoy an eternity in the Soul Cairn.
@davidwoods7408
@davidwoods7408 Год назад
That was damn funny! I snorted coffee over that!
@theauditor3224
@theauditor3224 3 месяца назад
having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain
@joshwoodard1692
@joshwoodard1692 Год назад
J,zargo is the best companion, he is funny asf in these episodes 😂😂
@CornPiss
@CornPiss 3 года назад
Unrealistic he’s not playing a stealth archer
@NiroLesi
@NiroLesi 3 года назад
Did you just assume his battle class?
@danelkatz7524
@danelkatz7524 3 года назад
I usually go ALL OF THEM.
@brando31799
@brando31799 3 года назад
I've never in all my years of playing skirim have ever been a stealth archer.
@user-ds3kv1bh6z
@user-ds3kv1bh6z 3 года назад
@@brando31799 pretty fun though tbh
@procerusgigas
@procerusgigas 3 года назад
@@brando31799 I've never in all my years of playing skyrim, accidently or purposefully, NOT become a stealth archer.
@A_Crimson_Dawn
@A_Crimson_Dawn 2 года назад
Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling
@curtismcpsycho8212
@curtismcpsycho8212 2 года назад
Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.
@harrisonmartin733
@harrisonmartin733 2 года назад
Thats the joke... And gay means happy.
@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN
@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN 2 года назад
Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.
@curtismcpsycho8212
@curtismcpsycho8212 2 года назад
@@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN they don't wanna get executed lol
@bonniefazman9065
@bonniefazman9065 2 года назад
Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.
@LordSoul4471
@LordSoul4471 Год назад
I watch this whole series every so often. Im amazed it doesn't have more views (6m). Even a non Skyrim player or just a casual would find this a jewel.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
42:13 You have NO IDEA how accurate that is. I have, like, a legendary dwarven shortsword that does 294781548 damage just sitting in a dresser somewhere in my lakeside mansion
@Rachelauren
@Rachelauren 3 года назад
"We have alchemy here You..you mean chemistry It's so much more than that." This is the best Skyrim pickup line
@carlwebber4094
@carlwebber4094 3 года назад
Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes
@Icantfindthefork
@Icantfindthefork 3 года назад
I don't get it context please
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 3 года назад
Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further. I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.
@LordofDaggerfall
@LordofDaggerfall 3 года назад
I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.
@Chattypuppytv
@Chattypuppytv 2 года назад
"There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough
@bonniefazman9065
@bonniefazman9065 2 года назад
No, no they didn't get a new follower.
@akiamini4006
@akiamini4006 2 года назад
Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol
@leeman27534
@leeman27534 2 года назад
hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse. whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs
@Venkullix
@Venkullix 3 месяца назад
as much as i still love rewatching this every year or 2 its just not the same because most of my favorite parts were parts that got cut out 😭
@Devilsubliminals
@Devilsubliminals 3 месяца назад
what parts got cut out? im just finding this again after ages lol
@toomanygrenades
@toomanygrenades 18 дней назад
This is how I get hyped up for Skyrim every time.
@antongregory7089
@antongregory7089 2 года назад
Pin this comment or I will disenchant all of your armor and put water breathing on it.
@zander7848
@zander7848 2 года назад
you heard the man.
@nordicfalcon
@nordicfalcon 2 года назад
Goddamn. That’s a hostage situation if I’ve ever seen one. Just threaten to burn his down. It would hurt less 😂
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi 2 года назад
Okay there was definitely a different pinned comment.
@kekw6029
@kekw6029 2 года назад
jeez man
@tararitter6163
@tararitter6163 2 года назад
You wouldn’t dare
@thepartyingghost2162
@thepartyingghost2162 3 года назад
Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"
@DANNY1TDM
@DANNY1TDM 3 года назад
HELLO
@WLF_Six
@WLF_Six 3 года назад
Yup
@themaskfiend2403
@themaskfiend2403 3 года назад
Yea yt to sensitive now
@harryrobertson5593
@harryrobertson5593 3 года назад
Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.
@omnical6135
@omnical6135 3 года назад
my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning
@maggotmoles
@maggotmoles Год назад
Not me being tempted to rotate the pictures on the waiting menus lmao
@AK-Drakoin
@AK-Drakoin 3 года назад
Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny. Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen. Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?
@chainlinksart6524
@chainlinksart6524 3 года назад
Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear
@ciel9928
@ciel9928 3 года назад
I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore
@AK-Drakoin
@AK-Drakoin 3 года назад
@Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@boerepompie8244
@boerepompie8244 3 года назад
Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂
@zombiedemon1762
@zombiedemon1762 3 года назад
@Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?
@daltonrogers5529
@daltonrogers5529 2 года назад
Who's still wandering the lands of skyrim to this day?
@asrieldreemurr007
@asrieldreemurr007 2 года назад
Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll
@maridial4868
@maridial4868 2 года назад
Bethesdabbn puts so many secrets in the game dude
@Adam870621345
@Adam870621345 2 года назад
I'm only 10 years late to the party...
@stupidityincarnate9863
@stupidityincarnate9863 2 года назад
I only recently got a disc for Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V, and it's really fun to play. So many things to do, it's just weeks of roaming a land completing quests, always improving and improving, and resting easy knowing I can always make a new character and do a li'l something different when the campaign ends. It's 2021, and I gladly play skyrim.
@itzwilza7189
@itzwilza7189 2 года назад
@Christopher Kilcoyne yeah all my characters have always been stealth and now im finally doing a legionnaire class
@geeknproud321
@geeknproud321 9 месяцев назад
Thank you for making all of this. I have watched/listened to this all the way through countless times while modding Skyrim. I have the warmest memories of your content.
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop Месяц назад
22:52 That's actually a really good point. Numinex HAS to have been a frost dragon cause otherwise Dragonsreach would've just burnt down.
@josephmort4039
@josephmort4039 2 года назад
22:24 I spent twenty minutes trying to put a Dwemer cup on my nighstand in Breezehome once to simulate the water bottle I keep near by bed. I FINALLY get it set up and then leave. I come home later, walk in my bedroom and for NO god damn reason it flies off the table and then Lydia yells at me for leaving trash everywhere!
@zl2240
@zl2240 2 года назад
It’s a familiar feeling
@ichbinjasokreativ2452
@ichbinjasokreativ2452 2 года назад
if you want to place something in your house you need to throw it on the ground and leave, then come back in (doesnt matter if you come back immediatly or later). once it has been loaded inside the house via loading screen, you can then move it to whatever placement you want and it will stay there. but it must be loaded as part of the house at least once.
@the-fog-is-here
@the-fog-is-here 2 года назад
I spent like 20 minutes trying to put a sweet roll on a plate and when i finally did my wife goes, "hey you dropped this, lucky for you i found it before someone else did" and put it back in my inventory. Long story short, i sacrificed her for ebony mail armour.
@danielf5264
@danielf5264 2 года назад
@@ichbinjasokreativ2452 I'll have to try that out later. I just figured it was impossible.
@heededshadow509
@heededshadow509 2 года назад
@@the-fog-is-here I decapitated my wife. What I didn’t expect is that she literally tried to WALK IT OFF. If I tried to talk to her, the camera panned to the head on the floor.
@ionceateapinecone
@ionceateapinecone 2 года назад
The claw puzzles were made intentionally easy because those doors aren’t to keep people out, they’re there to keep draugr in. The claws are basically a test to make sure you’r brain isn’t dust.
@Alex-mq6qi
@Alex-mq6qi 2 года назад
28:50
@Erebos931
@Erebos931 2 года назад
@@Alex-mq6qi 😂
@khabibmcgregor3592
@khabibmcgregor3592 2 года назад
Your* seems like your brain is dust
@ravendyer8895
@ravendyer8895 2 года назад
Even so, if the doors are built to keep draugr in and not people out, then why have a combination at all? Just make a key and be done with it. The ancient nords were so extra.
@_pizzaboy9631
@_pizzaboy9631 2 года назад
>The claw puzzles was to keep draugr in >Have to kill like 30 draugr before reaching the goddamn door. Either the Ancient Nords are so stupid that they built the dungeon in reverse or Bethesda just rather making up some shitty lore to hide the fact that they loves pandering their imaginary kindergarten fans than making the game more challenging.
@althausz1
@althausz1 Год назад
The dragon just wanting to leave is hilarious. Can’t remember how many times a dragon has just flown away after I get it down to half health
@_-J.
@_-J. Год назад
I watched this countless times, every time I started a new game. And now the time has come for me to finally share my skyrim story. I am going to put on one of the best role playing skyrim experience there is and will upload it on youtube!
@seanzoz
@seanzoz 3 года назад
Well Fools, after 3 years of being live and roughly 16.3 million views :) our beloved "Senile Scribbles: Full Series" video has been struck down by YT... It has been deemed unsuitable for advertisers, effectively killing it where it stood, in both revenue and exposure... Being the beacon of hope and positivity that I am :D I've tried to use this opportunity to create an even more complete and comprehensive collection of the series than before, as well as fix a few of the issues in the video that I think caused the problem. This video removes the jester closing screens at the end of each episodes and replaces them with new loading screens. I've also included all of the bonus episodes and bloopers into the mix. I'm not sure if I will have to make even more adjustments to the video and upload it again, but lets hope that maybe with a few of these minor tweaks that YT lets this version stand.
@Someone-vz1uq
@Someone-vz1uq 3 года назад
Finally it’s back
@nathanbundy5651
@nathanbundy5651 3 года назад
Absolutely love this! The original kept me out of a dark place many times. Love the videos!
@parabiology1014
@parabiology1014 3 года назад
Your vids were ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Don’t give up!!! I always wished you’d do a bunch more! 👍😄
@gilliancotton-graves2759
@gilliancotton-graves2759 3 года назад
I was wondering what happened. Glad it's back 😁😁😁
@solishifter687
@solishifter687 3 года назад
Good luck!
@VVopal
@VVopal 3 года назад
For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf. (Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing. Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.
@pyjamadan9848
@pyjamadan9848 3 года назад
And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)
@aryangandhi2599
@aryangandhi2599 3 года назад
thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot
@reeeew3739
@reeeew3739 3 года назад
That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk
@tinman7618
@tinman7618 3 года назад
Time stamp?
@SolusDarkcoat
@SolusDarkcoat 3 года назад
I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.
@HikaruKun20
@HikaruKun20 3 месяца назад
I just realized the Dark Brotherhood door's hand changed to flipping him off for a second.
@sassmate5536
@sassmate5536 9 месяцев назад
The hole dark brotherhood door is exactly how I thought it was like they joke around to much normally lmao
@anjhindul
@anjhindul 2 года назад
"can you even lift a great sword?" "I don't know, haven't really tried, just helps me when I tinkle" I Lost it, that was HILARIOUS!
@kphvro1807
@kphvro1807 Год назад
Best line
@Z1NC0X
@Z1NC0X Год назад
There was a bit more to that sentence, it was : “besides, only a fucking fool would were something like this shit”
@emperorducks741
@emperorducks741 Год назад
@@Z1NC0X yeah i notice that was cut out, dont know why tho
@hinkelstein1494
@hinkelstein1494 Год назад
tinkle is like taking a piss, right?
@dude7813
@dude7813 Год назад
Must be heavy.
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