American Reacts to Australian Ads 

"authorised by the Australian government, Canberra"

You forgot the “have you had your inner health plus checked today?”

“BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE” “Lowest prices are just the beginning.”

Haven’t seen this one yet “More smart, more safe, Mortein”

"Bottle of milk, thanks!" "Lowfatnofatfullcreamhighcalciumhighproteinsoy...lightskimomega3highcalciumwithvitaminD or Extra Dollop??" "I...just want milk that tastes like real milk..." "This tastes like full-cream milk...and only 2% fat".

WHERE IS THE "DON'T CHOP THE DINOSAUR DADDY" AD? AND THE CHARTER BOAT AD?

The company wasn’t closing. The company’s chance to have their ad in that years yellow pages had closed. And the assistant (jan) had missed that deadline

Americans; "We have ads for avocados" Australian; "What? why?" Meanwhile in every ad break in Australia; "'AV AN AVO!"

The harambe ad has got me wheezing on the floor it’s so horrible but it was such a plot twist 😂

Distinct lack of Louis the Fly here.

“HELLOOO FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILES”

"oh what a feeling! Toyota!" "I saw that, James." "Noel's caravans Noel's caravans" "Frank Walter from National tiles" "Aussie kids are weetbix kids!" "Have you had your inner health plus today?" "Shake it shake it shake it shake it café master, milk made easyyyyyyy" "Be brave and shave! Sign up now." "Bunnings warehouse!"

"Not happy, Jan" ads was to urge the business to register their ads on the Yellow Pages before their cut off time for the year's printing and nothing to do with company closure.

the oak ad "kill hungry thirsty dead" was a real missed opportunity.

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“Slip slop slap, seek and slide, have fun outside, but don’t get fried”

No "You bought a jeep?" "You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

What about the Carlton Draught “it’s a big ad?”

An old school ad...Uncle Toby’s Instant Oats - “that’s not how you make porridge!”

Americans: says one thing bad about Australian ads *Australians: So, you've chosen death...*

You missed three: “don’t chop the dinosaur Daddy” “My head went that way and me legs went that way” “Vic for a hard earned thirst”

Okay okay but what about Call call Carpet Call, the experts in the trade!

As a child I’ve never questions our ads now I realise... we have the best culture

Every time it rains, I'll exclaim "Marge! The rains are 'ere!"

There defs need to be a part 2 of this. Many missed gems - aeroplane jelly - carpet call - it’s a big ad - my dad picks the fruit cottees - don’t chop the dinosaur daddy! - where the bloody hell are ya - Mortein with Louie the fly - qantas still call Australia home - Cadbury wouldn’t it be nice - birds eye captain - tim tam genie - hard yakka

The Qantas ad - I still call Australia home. The Telstra ad - I am Australian.

where was the aeroplane jelly or the cotties cordial ad

You forgot the Solo ad where he rides in his canoe down a slope to the river - You've got to work it hard to be a Solo man

"Bunnings Warehouse! Where lowest prices are just the beginning!"

You missed the legend himself. “HELLO, FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILES.”

"Pretty green" "You know you're soaking in it...?" "DISHWASHING LIQUID?" "Relax.....it's Palmolive..."

Fun fact - I met the bloke responsible for rhonda and Ketut adds

What about “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” which is an ad for Paul’s smarter white milk. 😂 it’s definitely an iconic Australian ad

“This is an ad. A big, big ad.” (The beer ad!!!) “Don’t chop the dinosaur daddy!” (Lollies)

Series of ads to get you to wear your seat belt. The grim reaper!

I had a friend and whenever we saw a poster for a 'slip, slop, slap' ad we would turn to each other and scream "slip, slop, SLAP" and slap each other as hard as we could on the shoulders

"It's not crime safe if it's not crime safe" and "HEEELLLOOOO frank walker from national tiles"

"If you Drink and Drive, you're a Bloody Idiot" - were a series of ads from the late 80's designed to reduce drink driving fatalities.

What about the Spray and Wipe series... "Got a call from Mr Fryer, he's bringing around the buyer....."

The gunshot omg 😂😂 I know these ads off by heart and as soon as that happened I was WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED 😂😂😂

honestly pretty disappointed that the cotties cordial ad wasn't there

Completely wrecked u didn’t show the Rhonda and Katut finale u utter dingo

you missed "life's pretty straight without twisties"

What about that Kit Kat ad with a woman having a break while her friend is talking on the telephone so she got her Cockatoo to reply on her behalf saying "I know, I know, I KNOW!!"

You forgot the HBA ad with the kid talking about his crocodile dream "the crocodile came up, bit my guts out, he bit me into parts, pieces, and even my legs went that way 👈 and even my head went that way 👉.." 😂

“My dad picks the fruit, that goes to Cottees”

What about the ol “I love aeroplane jelly aeroplane jelly for me”

"my legs went this way". cunninghams warehouse "sic em rex" "tough teeth grrr"

Lol I didn’t realise chicken tonight was Aussie Also look up the “I LIKE AREOPLANE JELLY” ad I remember every single one of these ads ...so good

I was today years old when I found out where "not happy Jan" came from

RSPCA with all the animals walking past

the funny thing is that all of these ads are from like the 1990s, and so now i feel like anyone else who isn't in australia thinks that we're living in the past

* reading writing hotline ad playing * Me: * playing solitaire on my iPad because that's what 19 year old Aussies do at 12.30am right? * Me: "1-300-6-555-06"

you forgot the iconic crikcet ad "come on aussie come on, come on"

No `Big Ad’? Sad. It won like the most industry awards ever!

you forgot “have you had your inner health plus today?”

Let's not forget 'Dumb Ways to Die'. Best public awareness campaign I've seen

Where was “Fence the pool, shut the gate”? SMH

"That'll be the phone, Reg" Telecom ad....

You missed the "Low Fat Milk" ad. Legitimately the best ad of all time

The "closing soon" in the Yellow Pages add meant that the time for submitting your details to the new edition of the Yellow pages is closing soon. So call them quick to make sure you are included.

“Crocodile came up...bit my guts out...ripped me into parts and pieces...and then my head went that and my legs went that way”

No "You aught to be congradulated", No "Hit 'em High, Hit 'em Low, Hit 'em with the old Pea-beu", No "Victoria Bitter" ads, No "Haveagoodweekend Mr Walker" So many other great ads missing.

"Charter boat, what charter boat?"

If frank walker from national tiles isn’t on this list I’m gonna be personally offended Edit: I’m very upset

You bet everyone in Australia knows the reading writing hotline number!

"So where the bloody hell are ya?" "Don't chop the dinosaur daddy!" "The crocodile bit me to parts and pieces... Even my leg went that way and my head went that way" "G O... G G O..."

"My mum gave me Milo, to go and go and go!" "Kids alive, do the Five!" "Doors Plus, no fuss!" I hope you guys made a sequel.

Libra invisible pads! “I’ve got Mum and dad ... and you’ve got my Libra invisible pads.”

The series of Nescafe ads. It became a serial and we'd keep watching to see how the relationships went

"kiss me katut" was missing from the ronda ads

Rhonda and Kutut are relationship goals My Grade 7 teacher used always say “not happy Jan!” Whenever we’d do something bad in class lmao!! And not a single beer ad? For shame!

"Not happy, Jan" meant the secretary had missed the deadline to get the ad in the yellow pages, that's all.

i can’t believe there was no bunnings ads

I seriously lost my shit at your reaction to the Le snack ending

I still remember all the phone numbers. Carpet Call haven’t changed their song since forever

Praying the Rhonda and Katut advertisements are in this 🙏🏻

Does anyone remember the Aussie ad where the bloke looses his watch and after a long chain of events the watch slides down his gutter and into his coffee??

YOU MISSED 'we're gonna need a bigger boat!'

the Australian reading and writing hotline number has been permanently ingrained in my brain

Bugger is definitely an English word (might be more used up north) cause it was the first swear word my mum accidentally taught me at the tender age of 2

Pls look up “Its a Big Ad” you won’t be sorry 😂

Can’t forget the Carlton Draught Big Ad. “This is an ad! A very big ad!”

No “we’re not fancy but we’re cheap” any west Aussie’s know what that one is 😂

‘They call him Caramello.... Koala’

Where are my fellow Aussies at? 🇦🇺

Another series of ads - Barbra from Bank world. Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury + The Gorilla playing "In the Air Tonight".

The rabbit fence one does make sense (kinda 😅). It came out when the internet was mostly new to Oz families. So if you had the internet you could get facts to tell you children and they would learn. The kids wouldn't be doing presentations on nasi goreng. Always thought it was great marketing, appealing for parents to do the best they can by their kids; take out a small personal loan to afford some telstra broadband.

“My head went that way and my leg went that way” how do you not have that ad

There was a Gary at my primary school and everyone always did the "No Gary, No!" chant to him, even the principal once at assembly. Must've sucked. I hope Gary's doing okay...

An early 80’s add. “Samboy chips, the flavour really hits you”. As a brick BBQ falls on a blokes head.

Fella, this kid seems like an ok bloke, but he's a bit too young to know the best Aussie ads. You need to watch Ads for Solo lemon squash soft drink, from about the mid 70s to mid 90s, which include such hits as Solo man deliberately losing control of a horse and carriage, just so he can heroically regain control of a horse and carriage; Solo man taking surf rescue speed boat out in to the waves of an abandoned beach where no one needs rescuing, so he can be as glistening as the condensation on his can of Solo; Solo man racing the rapids in a one strap mankini style leotard, in a Kayak, evidently with a can of Solo against his balls, judging from where he produces it from; Solo man crawling across a rope over a pond in a ravine, and jumping in to wrestle a crocodile for his can of Solo; and Solo man riding a Kayak down a mountain in a rain forest, for literally no apparent reason whatsoever. And also Solo man's Moustache. Also some of the Tooheys beer ads, like the How Does it Feel series and Get His Hat. As well as the commercial regularly ranked the greatest commercial ever made, Melbourne Bitter's "Big Ad" Once you've warmed up with those, move on to Australian PSAs circa 1985 to 1995 (be prepared to have nightmares though).

Did anyone else die from the le snack suprise twist

"We started playing cricket and I hit the ball so high that uncle Mark, he forgot where he was going, tried to catch the ball and landed face first in the mud. It was so funny, dad. You should've been there." Depressing ad, but such a well known script.

Omg, that baby in the ad was - for sure - eating Vegemite. Every baby in my family has had Vegemite on rusks when teething and lots of kids, and adults, love the taste - not too strong for real Australians lol 🤠

Should have shown him two of the Classic Australian ads. Antz Pantz...."Sic'em Rex!" No Knickers...."Guess what, I'm wearing no knickers."

You didn’t show the Decore shampoo add. That’s classic lol

- antz pants - no knickers - the tongue dance one with the beer

In my household yelling Marge is code for get outside and get the washing off the line before it gets wet. All because of this add.

The ones memorable to me are: - “porque no los dos?” - “ugly little gherkin” - “oh what a feeling, toyota” - “and my leg went that way”