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American vs. Australian - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus w/Matt Rife 

Geoffrey Asmus
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Another incredible series of witty, intelligent and pristine snippets from my recent show at the Sacramento Punchline. Probably the best show I did all year. Cant say enough about the beautiful people of Sacramento. They made me feel like Kevin Hart.
In this stand up comedy video I meet a wonderful Australian, cope with sickness and conjure up astonishing riff after astonishing riff. What a treat for you all.
I am also adding Matt Rife to all of my RU-vid titles til 2024. He doesn't deserve that much fame, but I deserve a little. This is trickle down economics at work folks.
If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy, come see me on tour, I'm touring non-stop this fall and winter - Buy tix - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
I have upcoming shows in Albany, Long Island, Wisconsin, Tulsa, OKC, Minneapolis, Raleigh, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Long Island, Nashville, Boston, Houston and so many more - www.whitecomedian.com/schedule
Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Also listen to my incredible podcast You're An Idiot with Alex Dragicevich. New episodes on RU-vid every Monday - / youreanidiot
All hail the king of crowd work. Even though I don't even like doing crowd work and its ruining comedy. I am very good at crowd work and I give the people what they want. Which is crowd work, comedy, funny and jokes for the algorithm.
Please leave a comment whether you enjoyed the video or not.
For the algorithm - stand up comedy - comedy - jokes - hilarious - robots rock - wow - stand up comedy - stand up stand up stand up stand up funny joke wow viral. Social media is a hellscape.

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@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Albany, Minneapolis, Tulsa, Raleigh, OKC, Los Angeles, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Maine, Connecticut, Grand Rapids, Long Island, Boston, Nashville and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@quinn3334
@quinn3334 6 месяцев назад
The gun nerd bit is gold
@InfinteIdeas
@InfinteIdeas 6 месяцев назад
Yes, adult legos
@isisatlantis3168
@isisatlantis3168 3 месяца назад
He is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians!
@jacobmartin8896
@jacobmartin8896 6 месяцев назад
The gun nerd bit is incredible, and just absurdly well delivered
@Aaron_Syme
@Aaron_Syme 6 месяцев назад
any time he hits us with the "lets all close our eyes & imagine.." gets me every single time. so fucking funny!
@rogerpatton2242
@rogerpatton2242 6 месяцев назад
Absolutely.. I laugh every time.
@as_below_so_above
@as_below_so_above 3 месяца назад
Massively underrated comedian 😂 I can't stop watching these videos.
@famblam7
@famblam7 2 месяца назад
Just discovered Mr. Asmus. My God !!! Where have I been !? As an Aussie I have to say that his piss-take of Australia was completely on point and bloody hilarious. I'm a fan. 😂🤩
@Brickwinds
@Brickwinds 6 месяцев назад
Dude you absolutely murdered this set
@williamharvill7492
@williamharvill7492 6 месяцев назад
I saw your 7 pm show on Dec. 20th at Zanie’s in Chicago. My date and I thought you were hilarious. And, yes, I was the guy fortunate enough to be seated in front directly below your nuts. Thanks for a great time and the comical riffs!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Hellll yea. You were a great sport. That was a fun one
@anthenyiscool2758
@anthenyiscool2758 6 месяцев назад
I’m so glad I found your stand ups. Just don’t die and I’ll be a lifetime fan.
@MrBeatzFactory
@MrBeatzFactory 6 месяцев назад
Bill Hicks gone too soon
@yammeringpenguin
@yammeringpenguin 6 месяцев назад
incredible never before seen video that you certainly didn't release accidentally before
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Shhhh don’t tell anyone. That was a terrible L
@TheSpartanWaffle1
@TheSpartanWaffle1 6 месяцев назад
I was thinking the same thing bahahaha
@clawlock
@clawlock 5 месяцев назад
"You dont know where I bank." was hilarious! I have been told, "You've never heard of my insurance company."
@luskdylan
@luskdylan 6 месяцев назад
The new king of content
@DSled
@DSled 6 месяцев назад
This is one of your funniest sets
@TheSpaceMomma
@TheSpaceMomma 6 месяцев назад
YESSSS a new Geoffrey video I just finished watching a compilation of yours just now and I was looking for a new video to put on and I see this ! But that video I just finished watching made me realize you truly are one of my favorites and so fxcking funny
@DSled
@DSled Месяц назад
had to come back to this one
@knaz7468
@knaz7468 6 месяцев назад
Top tier work as always. Easily my 5th favorite comic.
@chanelname969
@chanelname969 6 месяцев назад
Definitely in top 3 comedians regarding crowd work.. I have a saved stand up playlist and I noticed lately I add mostly Geoffreys vids..
@DJFatStacks
@DJFatStacks 6 месяцев назад
Always crushing!
@robertlanghorn5721
@robertlanghorn5721 6 месяцев назад
Amazing set! All killer, no filler!
@pnwesty7174
@pnwesty7174 6 месяцев назад
I'd be terrified to sit in front of one of your shows. 😂😂😂
@mikesimms427
@mikesimms427 6 месяцев назад
We were! I was Adolf/Benedict, which was my strategy to deal with being in the front row. As you can tell from watching this, it didn’t help! Hats off to Asmus. Fantastic comedian. Openers were excellent as well.
@mattganey3236
@mattganey3236 6 месяцев назад
It was a privilege to be in the front row in Kansas City but I didn’t give Goofrey much to work with. Clamming up in front of brilliance is a real thing. Redemption in St. Louis this March!
@BrocksBricksTN
@BrocksBricksTN 6 месяцев назад
I was in the front row in Chattanooga. He would have had so much ammunition with me, but he called on literally everyone else in the front row. My (soon to be ex-) wife was terrified of me being called on, so it worked out for her at least.
@mfdoodoo6951
@mfdoodoo6951 6 месяцев назад
@@BrocksBricksTNhe's so alpha he would've saved the marriage
@BrocksBricksTN
@BrocksBricksTN 6 месяцев назад
@@mfdoodoo6951 Her boyfriend (my childhood best friend) that she moved in with was at the show too.
@renekeitin
@renekeitin 6 месяцев назад
I have been following you for couple of years and it's amazing to see how your crowd work is getting better and better. Keep up the good work and I'll see you in Finland when your world comes! 🎉🎉❤
@johningle1
@johningle1 2 месяца назад
State waterboard. Good one.
@TheTexican05
@TheTexican05 6 месяцев назад
Any set that rips on California warms my Texas heart… 😆 🍻
@mikesimms427
@mikesimms427 6 месяцев назад
Texas born (Houston) sacramentan here. Cali is deserving of many jokes, especially with all the new age hippies. Texas is deserving of jokes for the overzealous pride and wasteful lifestyle. We all suck.
@traustifreyr
@traustifreyr 5 месяцев назад
CRUSHING IT!
@pwrhr
@pwrhr 6 месяцев назад
That water board riff was top tier. Nice government worker (1/2 Sacramento) burn
@mikesimms427
@mikesimms427 6 месяцев назад
I love telling people I waterboard people for a living. Also, I wouldn’t have a job if it wasn’t for Richard Nixon, who created the EPA.
@RogueStatusQVX
@RogueStatusQVX 3 месяца назад
Geoffrey Asmus, Shane Gillis, and Sam Tallent all together on a pod would bring peace to the world. ❤
@stevel6422
@stevel6422 6 месяцев назад
great stuff! it’d be awesome to see you with a great crowd like this. Sacramento appreciates comedy, who knew?
@adampindell
@adampindell 6 месяцев назад
Gun guys definitely nerd out over guns😂
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 6 месяцев назад
It is a merry Christmas indeed!!! Sooo funny 😂😂
@andrea_7194
@andrea_7194 6 месяцев назад
what a legend!
@mikesimms427
@mikesimms427 6 месяцев назад
Adolf/Being a Dick here. Thanks for great night, Geoffrey. Wife and I loved your set, and the opener as well. Your opener (first name?) Portela, who told a story about his dad getting a circumcision in his 50s is my barber! Next time I get my haircut, I get to ask him how his wife is enjoying his newly cut member!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
hahaha hell yea. you were great man. that was such a fun show
@barleymepodcast2301
@barleymepodcast2301 6 месяцев назад
Alfonso Portela 🎉🎉🎉 🔥
@that_bitch_emily
@that_bitch_emily 6 месяцев назад
Benedict … currently are a… yup, I need new lungs again. 😂 I love your work. Glad to be a part of it since the beginning basically at this point 🩷🩵🩷
@that_bitch_emily
@that_bitch_emily 6 месяцев назад
Also, @geoffrey asmus, happy holiday’s /Merry Christmas. 🎄
@seanmoran8844
@seanmoran8844 5 месяцев назад
Not the Freudian slip before he made the Nazi joke xD 7:34
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 5 месяцев назад
Haha wowwww
@nathones
@nathones 6 месяцев назад
Be nice to your largest fan base Geoff!!
@MicahRaj
@MicahRaj 6 месяцев назад
Matty Rife! What it do, what it do?
@thomasmullaney3472
@thomasmullaney3472 6 месяцев назад
Being a dick riff off Benedict was great.
@mikesimms427
@mikesimms427 6 месяцев назад
I was the dick in that joke (hopefully not in real life) and I thoroughly appreciated it. Geoffrey is amazing
@bob260505
@bob260505 5 месяцев назад
Ok kids, Jeff or Geoff or whatever is what is called a serial killer. When you keep murdering town to town. Seriously though you are killing it right now and I take my joking around seriously. Super funny Geoff! 2024 is gonna be a big year.
@penguinshredder
@penguinshredder 6 месяцев назад
LMAO You're out of control, bro.
@TheAjcatallo
@TheAjcatallo 6 месяцев назад
“You’re a big fan?” Of me or the guns? “Yep”
@alextotheroh8071
@alextotheroh8071 4 месяца назад
Damn dude you fuckin killed in Sacramento.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 4 месяца назад
It’s all been downhill since then
@cindyfofi5160
@cindyfofi5160 6 месяцев назад
Seeing you in Charlotte
@cathyde27
@cathyde27 6 месяцев назад
Matthew H. Rifenstein
@LilByrdFly2
@LilByrdFly2 6 месяцев назад
LoL, I'm just God, believe in me CJ! Haaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LivingforaLiving
@LivingforaLiving 6 месяцев назад
when's the special coming out?
@karsuli
@karsuli 6 месяцев назад
He released one a few months ago
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Never
@aidenlav
@aidenlav 6 месяцев назад
lmfaooo
@drewgatewood1864
@drewgatewood1864 3 месяца назад
Dude, you should have way way more subscribers than this
@Yhoshua_B
@Yhoshua_B 6 месяцев назад
Mike ended up on the YT didn't he 🤣
@allenja0
@allenja0 5 месяцев назад
You gonna be around Laughlin/Havasu area? Vegas maybe?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 5 месяцев назад
I’ll be in Vegas in the fallllll. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@natanprotector8819
@natanprotector8819 6 месяцев назад
How isnt he the most famous comedian alive?!?!
@misob
@misob 5 месяцев назад
👍👍
@johningle1
@johningle1 2 месяца назад
Mid town. All of Sacto. Lol.
@argaen21
@argaen21 6 месяцев назад
I wonder how many people really understood the mid-town reference being all of Sacramento lol.
@mikesimms427
@mikesimms427 6 месяцев назад
Having lived in midtown, and living my life with Sacramento cow-town jokes, we are well aware and proud of being a mid. This place sucks. Don’t ever move here. I’m talking to you SF and LA
@borntodieworldisafuck
@borntodieworldisafuck 5 месяцев назад
I got stuck in Sacramento once, googled dive bars and ended up at a diving-themed nightclub instead. Cursed place @@mikesimms427
@camaroness
@camaroness 6 месяцев назад
OTC!
@brandonwilliams4112
@brandonwilliams4112 6 месяцев назад
I gotta try to make the Albany show on 1/7 or whenever it is. I haven't seen a comedian this promising (not comparing styles) since a young Mulaney back in the 2000s.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Hell yea. That will be a fun show. Cool, small venue
@jasonmcduffie3186
@jasonmcduffie3186 6 месяцев назад
There is a murderer loose on the west coast!
@poeticriffraff
@poeticriffraff 5 месяцев назад
I have nothing important to say other than oogity boogity its the algorithm monster
@rf7012
@rf7012 Месяц назад
Is Matt Rife gonna be on your tour?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад
He’s selling my merch for me
@bojack5284
@bojack5284 6 месяцев назад
Any NYC dates soon? And I mean not Long Island
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
got a manhattan show on 1/16. buy tix here - www.eventbrite.com/e/geoffrey-asmus-headlines-sesh-chrystie-tickets-773313540617?aff=ebdsshios
@MrSknottykid
@MrSknottykid 6 месяцев назад
I was wondering how you were going to make banking funny and I’ll be damned if you didn’t do it. 😂
@drewruff410
@drewruff410 6 месяцев назад
Poor Mike got put on RU-vid
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom 6 месяцев назад
I'm trying to imagine how you would do in South Africa and I believe you would also have been canceled. one of my first jokes in America was that Stand-up had been illegal in SA until recently so forgive me if I take cover during the set.
@Lasercatss
@Lasercatss 6 месяцев назад
The ‘A’ slur got me…Alpha Geoffrey knows our racist (unfortunately) country well.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Gotta research our enemies
@Lasercatss
@Lasercatss 6 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus daddy chill…we’re basically servants of the US 😂
@danfeist5487
@danfeist5487 6 месяцев назад
🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷
@nickgroobinger4472
@nickgroobinger4472 6 месяцев назад
Gimminy bisthmus
@nickgroobinger4472
@nickgroobinger4472 6 месяцев назад
Great job
@Mr.Supercrop
@Mr.Supercrop 6 месяцев назад
Geoff, I love ya man, but these thumbnails are out of control. The scant amount of captions is a detriment to your craft. Ya gotta step it up, dude. Basically- if you could just put a whole transcript on there, I think you'd be golden.
@yammeringpenguin
@yammeringpenguin 6 месяцев назад
i love how the thumbnails and descriptions get increasingly cynical with every video
@jamiestewart7327
@jamiestewart7327 6 месяцев назад
Nice
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha I think the thumbnails are so funny.
@geekofsteal
@geekofsteal 6 месяцев назад
I'm an adult baby, so the big words and wacky expressions entice me to click on the video more. Gaga googoo
@turntableslave
@turntableslave 6 месяцев назад
I’m deaf and I like them. Better than RU-vids CC
@ewlincueto
@ewlincueto 6 месяцев назад
Adolf lol
@acco5038
@acco5038 4 месяца назад
Mf ñame is Geoffrey
@hookedentertainment9089
@hookedentertainment9089 6 месяцев назад
He basically dropped the Australian 'n word'
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Is it that level bad? I thought it was more old timey and out dated. If I’m wrong tho won’t say again!
@haon7272w
@haon7272w 6 месяцев назад
⁠​⁠​⁠@@GeoffreyAsmusin case you haven’t researched it, it’s considered highly offensive as it’s typically used with contempt. It’s around the same level as calling Japanese people “Japs” in America. An old-timey slur that has serious historical significance. Obviously you didn’t mean it this way, but it’s worth considering in the future.
@shonpistoll
@shonpistoll 6 месяцев назад
Until now I've never found sports porn funny.
@lukecarey613
@lukecarey613 6 месяцев назад
You basically used the N word when you described Aboriginal people.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Is it that level bad? Thought it was lower tier. Should probably research more
@jsnadrian
@jsnadrian 6 месяцев назад
geoff you gotta change your name to jeff. matt rife used to be mattias rife. now look at him. no really, look at him.
@kobalt9948
@kobalt9948 6 месяцев назад
bold move doing the set with your fly down again
@elpatudo3670
@elpatudo3670 Месяц назад
AZ KKKari Lake Land
@YBHML
@YBHML 6 месяцев назад
i know its trendy right now for comedians to tour and record their crowd work....and im not saying you're not talented but do you actually have material bc ur obviously well read and probably a decent writer but i dunno if id come to a show and it was nothing but this
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Haha it’s 80% material. My material is much better than this
@yammeringpenguin
@yammeringpenguin 6 месяцев назад
I've been to his shows and crowd work is less than 5% of the actual show. You can also watch his full special on RU-vid that he put out earlier this year. The comedians mostly don't put actual jokes online because they want the material to be fresh when people see them live.
@YBHML
@YBHML 6 месяцев назад
@@yammeringpenguin right I understand that but honestly wasn’t aware of the existing special so thank you for that I will def be checking that out bc dude seems funny
@YBHML
@YBHML 6 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus thanks for the reply beta male gonna see himself out now
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