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Comedian DESTROYS Seattle - Stand-up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus w/Matt Rife 

Geoffrey Asmus
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Here is a series of highlights from my shows in beautiful Seattle.
In this incredible montage I meet a train conductor, an old man hopelessly addictd to qualuudes and I mock America. What fun! I am also adding Matt Rife to all of my RU-vid titles from now on. He doesn't deserve the fame, but I deserve a little. This is trickle down economics.
If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy, come see me on tour, I'm touring non-stop this fall and winter - Buy tix - linktr.ee/Geof...
I have upcoming shows in Phoenix, Austin, Sacramento, Ann Arbor, Las Vegas, Detroit, Cleveland, Grand Rapids, Chicago, Tulsa, OKC, Raleigh, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Long Island, Nashville, Boston, Houston and so many more - www.whitecomed...
Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Also listen to my incredible podcast You're An Idiot with Alex Dragicevich. New episodes on RU-vid every Monday - / youreanidiot
All hail the king of crowd work. Even though I don't even like doing crowd work and its ruining comedy. I am very good at crowd work and I give the people what they want. Which is crowd work, comedy, funny and jokes for the algorithm.
Please leave a comment whether you enjoyed the video or not.
For the algorithm - stand up comedy - comedy - jokes - hilarious - robots rock - wow - stand up comedy - stand up stand up stand up stand up funny joke wow viral. Social media is a hellscape.

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@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Detroit, Austin, Cleveland, Chicago, Minneapolis, Tulsa, Raleigh, OKC, Los Angeles, Ann Arbor, Grand Rapids, Long Island, Boston, Nashville and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@Leroy.coffey
@Leroy.coffey 8 месяцев назад
"They teabagged my grandma!!"
@joelmaricel5810
@joelmaricel5810 10 месяцев назад
I clicked on this thinking it was a 60 second short, and I got 8+ minutes of pure comedic genius. I'm the real winner today. Thank you Geoffrey.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
I’m nothing but a man of the people
@thewaffle003
@thewaffle003 10 месяцев назад
​@@GeoffreyAsmusYeah, Geoffrey, uhhh, can I see your... Book? 🥺
@veRGe02
@veRGe02 10 месяцев назад
Love your shit as always, but it's hilarious to put Matt Rife's name in the title without having him in the vid at all lol
@EmF95573
@EmF95573 10 месяцев назад
HA! I didn’t even notice that. That’s awesome lol
@jimiarizola9871
@jimiarizola9871 10 месяцев назад
Mad respect
@nexotope
@nexotope 10 месяцев назад
That's hilarious ahahaha
@dukebd24
@dukebd24 10 месяцев назад
Langston Hughes joke was unreal
@DasParkaeffchen
@DasParkaeffchen 10 месяцев назад
I'm convinced Geoffrey doesn't need any kind of script or program. Just him standing up there, interacting with the audience, and it would be the best show ever.
@collins6594
@collins6594 10 месяцев назад
this guy never fails to make me laugh , alpha comedy , self assurance, always improving truly unbelievable
@McMovesdotcom
@McMovesdotcom 10 месяцев назад
"fumbled the teabag" is totally a riff you would have come up with. that person watches your comedy. it would have been followed by "some of you aren't smart enough to get that"
@ChandlerSavage
@ChandlerSavage 10 месяцев назад
Amazing riffs as always! I loved the "people think you're a genius now when you a read a book." So true! Also the time is a flat circle bit was fantastic!
@tophzera
@tophzera 10 месяцев назад
Geoffrey Asmus AKA Matt Riff May the algorithm shine its light upon you 🙏
@ryanolearymusic
@ryanolearymusic 10 месяцев назад
We don’t clap for 60 days. He’s done acid 800 times.
@mirceskiandrej
@mirceskiandrej 10 месяцев назад
Hahaha this is Soo good 😂 Love that whenever he imitates a dumb guy, Southern accent comes out 😂
@TommyCambron95
@TommyCambron95 10 месяцев назад
“Until it hits triple digits ,I have no respect for you”😂 You have brilliant comedic awareness and ability to read a room. Like when that one joke fell flat you called it out and it got a solid pop. Love it! #asmusnation
@TommyNicoletti
@TommyNicoletti 10 месяцев назад
The fucking references on the fly were masterclass. All hail Emperor Gooffrey
@daenawinston7397
@daenawinston7397 10 месяцев назад
That Langston Hughes joke was clever, indeed. Also hilarious that he put Matt Rife in the title to hit the algorithm.
@MejiaComedy
@MejiaComedy 10 месяцев назад
Disrespectful for me to miss this show honestly. Hilarious man can't wait to see you destroy live 🎉
@ChandlerSavage
@ChandlerSavage 10 месяцев назад
I felt the same when he came through Tucson. I will definitely catch him the next time he comes through!
@ChandlerSavage
@ChandlerSavage 10 месяцев назад
Same!@ledheadedalison
@Bigpmcgee
@Bigpmcgee 10 месяцев назад
Vancouver in January…
@caloyssk1
@caloyssk1 10 месяцев назад
every morning here in the philippines i look for #asmusnation upload to jumpstart my fvckn day! thank you "what is that one of typed things?"
@badger297
@badger297 10 месяцев назад
Love to see you blowing up dude. Youre fucking great
@MSordernature
@MSordernature 5 месяцев назад
The better ending to that (true) everyone hates the Brits joke would be "aaand guess who's the next empire in line" But also silence, silence would've been better too
@alphazero1393
@alphazero1393 10 месяцев назад
Geoffrey is saving comedy 🎉
@joshsandulak475
@joshsandulak475 10 месяцев назад
Subway book / reading in public premise is great hahaha. For the failed joke... could be funny to try "you go anywhere in the world and people are like - yea, fuck the US" But the whole time they're wearing american products and lining up at MacDonalds. I dont know, you're the comedian
@IHJello
@IHJello 10 месяцев назад
that cameraman gave you the 2007 youtube angle
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
Hahahaha true
@das_it_mane
@das_it_mane 10 месяцев назад
Can't wait for your next Matt Rife video w/ Hamas feat Donald Trump
@BtotheC-bj9vz
@BtotheC-bj9vz 10 месяцев назад
Absolutely, no question, top alpha funniest comedian on RU-vid right now. I just woke up half the house laughing.
@EasilySuede
@EasilySuede 9 месяцев назад
Did this MF really just give me dream deferred and time is a flat circle?
@PhusionBlues
@PhusionBlues 10 месяцев назад
Until it hits triple digits I have no respect for you.
@CharlesDenison
@CharlesDenison 10 месяцев назад
Love that you took Amtrak! And that you read a book! You really are one smart dude!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
Amtrak is the only way to travel
@indigolotus22
@indigolotus22 9 месяцев назад
I was at this show. I feel lucky I saw the Alpha in action! Cheers.
@aj138a
@aj138a 10 месяцев назад
Dream deferred deadhead is top tier😂
@platonist21
@platonist21 10 месяцев назад
the w/ Matt rife is too genius lololol. bet he gets so many clicks from that
@JGIR31
@JGIR31 10 месяцев назад
Good shit Geoffrey.
@taylorthompson1930
@taylorthompson1930 Месяц назад
Funny Adolf joke.
@flanger001
@flanger001 10 месяцев назад
“You have autism” “No you’re an idiot” “I’m obsessed with history” Geoffrey.
@panckreous
@panckreous 10 месяцев назад
we all know how successful Geoffrey's going to be as a comedian but I bet his real fame will come as some sort of interviewer.
@Cheyne4Chelsea
@Cheyne4Chelsea 10 месяцев назад
Interesting and potentially useful "fact" about books and TSA A while back TSA agents started pulling my bag for additional screening EVERY time I flew. Around the 6-7th time in a row I mentioned it to an agent and asked him if he had any idea what might be going on He asked if I usually travel with multiple books and said multiple books stacked together prevent them from getting a reliable/precise view In other words, the TSA told me that books are (potentially) dangerous 😁
@bbloomfield6497
@bbloomfield6497 10 месяцев назад
Fahrenheit 451 was right.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
Hahaha reading is for terrorists!
@K10House
@K10House 10 месяцев назад
I don't think I've ever loved you more, Geoffrey Asmus, than when you just casually whipped out an impromptu Langston Hughes joke.
@ericbeich
@ericbeich 10 месяцев назад
Anyone else, not watching on a phone most likely, notice the low level bass playing in the background for much of the clip?
@Nicky_Dore
@Nicky_Dore 10 месяцев назад
Im not gonna be able to make it to your Sacramento show man. Good luck tho!
@LilByrdFly2
@LilByrdFly2 8 месяцев назад
Geoffrey how about giving away a free ticket for one of your specials? Good idea, for me.. With Matt R? Haaaa, He's your Lil protegee isn't he? You are wayyy funnier and I think he might have been watching you, because he definitely immulates you some! 💯 Luv u Geoffrey! 🤣🤣🤣 always a trip
@whoisdansuter
@whoisdansuter 10 месяцев назад
When Geoff’s jokes slap, my asmus clap
@FreeFree-ur4zq
@FreeFree-ur4zq Месяц назад
Please remember that Geoff is four feet eleven inches tall. This lil guy is TRYIN😢
@pwrhr
@pwrhr 10 месяцев назад
Great set... but I think the autoplay was about to load Matt Rife. I had to scramble to cancel it. Put alpha or something connected to your other bits to trigger more of your videos next
@agt5jx87
@agt5jx87 10 месяцев назад
Matt Rife was perfect in this video.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
One of his funniest clips yet
@agt5jx87
@agt5jx87 10 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus Hope you gave Drago that cash I sent you for his bday
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
@@agt5jx87 I did!
@laurenmiles3518
@laurenmiles3518 8 месяцев назад
thank fuck u included john from the late show
@pupindergoatwall2685
@pupindergoatwall2685 10 месяцев назад
Great shirt Geoffrey!!
@wigglemonkey958
@wigglemonkey958 5 месяцев назад
Boognish laughing at 60 days would be the best Halloween costume!
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 10 месяцев назад
Nice work. Would've been better without the excessive build up with the title.
@dimitrigerman8376
@dimitrigerman8376 10 месяцев назад
It’s pronounced “Asmus”, like “hospice”
@seanfarrell2853
@seanfarrell2853 10 месяцев назад
"Time is a flat circle to him." Alright, alright, alright.
@SKIDSnSTUFF
@SKIDSnSTUFF 10 месяцев назад
what you havn't heard of the rule of fifths?
@knaz7468
@knaz7468 10 месяцев назад
This was madness and I delved into it.
@pnwesty7174
@pnwesty7174 10 месяцев назад
"What happens to a dream deferred?" 😂
@FazeredTube
@FazeredTube 10 месяцев назад
The irony of the sentence “Stop your embarrassing the gene pool” on the title card. 🤦
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
Tis a lil joke
@djofortunato5799
@djofortunato5799 10 месяцев назад
Nice WEEN Shirt dude
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
boognish forever
@richardlong5928
@richardlong5928 3 месяца назад
You are fucking hilarious
@alaad1009
@alaad1009 9 месяцев назад
You're brilliant dude
@syntaxerorr
@syntaxerorr 9 месяцев назад
Great video.
@chrismeadows0199
@chrismeadows0199 10 месяцев назад
Fukn love it
@kap4020
@kap4020 10 месяцев назад
"i took 60 days off cuz Dead and Co haven't been touring." 🤣
@SeeStuDo
@SeeStuDo 10 месяцев назад
Merry Asmus to each and every Alpha here! 🎄
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom 10 месяцев назад
little bit of hicks, little bit of stewart lee
@ethankoal2756
@ethankoal2756 10 месяцев назад
This was an excellent delve into the madness that is geoffrey asmus crowd work
@syntaxerorr
@syntaxerorr 9 месяцев назад
Hell ya!
@ajgree6
@ajgree6 10 месяцев назад
I was at this show. Some of the funniest stand up I’ve ever seen!
@LivingforaLiving
@LivingforaLiving 10 месяцев назад
is this the special?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
Yes
@adamkasik764
@adamkasik764 10 месяцев назад
I LOVE THIS BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS MATT?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
where he belongs. nowhere to be seen
@Mdjagg
@Mdjagg 10 месяцев назад
We don't clap for "60 days"! 🤣
@reginah2656
@reginah2656 9 месяцев назад
Can't believe I missed seeing you in Seattle. Come back soon, otherwise I will have to drive up to Vancouver.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 9 месяцев назад
I’ll be back! I love Seattle. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m back - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@Bookerson
@Bookerson 10 месяцев назад
Great stuff! My wife and I plan on traveling to Nashville from Georgia to see you next year. Hope you stop by our state sometime in the future!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
hell yea. I'll be in Georgia next fall! sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@contronn7196
@contronn7196 10 месяцев назад
Nice Boognish shirt!
@contronn7196
@contronn7196 10 месяцев назад
The jokes were funny too
@taylorscott8758
@taylorscott8758 10 месяцев назад
If he comes to your city and you have a brain, you buy the tickets. Life is simple like that.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
True
@shirepirate
@shirepirate 10 месяцев назад
I was a little worried when I saw that guy's name in the title, but why not bait some unsuspecting mirth merchants and show them how comedy is supposed to work with a real Alpha Male 🐺🤤
@shirepirate
@shirepirate 10 месяцев назад
Also somehow you managed to misspell two words in a thumbnail about Americans being stupid. I'm gonna chalk that one up to intentional irony daddy..
@Looshington
@Looshington 10 месяцев назад
@@shirepirateThat’s true, he misspelled “jean pool”
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
@@shirepirate haha that was a lil joke 😎
@NixonThr336ix
@NixonThr336ix 10 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus WWii is absolute fiction never happened there was on 1 WW it lasted 30.5 years
@finnmackay9447
@finnmackay9447 8 месяцев назад
u gotta come to ny man
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 8 месяцев назад
I live in nyc. I do a monthly headlining show here. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@finnmackay9447
@finnmackay9447 8 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus signed up for ur dumb fucking email ill see you in ny
@dprincenj
@dprincenj 10 месяцев назад
Killin it as always!
@hookedentertainment9089
@hookedentertainment9089 10 месяцев назад
Dude needs to upgrade his audio equipment
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
this is trueeee
@misob
@misob 10 месяцев назад
👍👍
@ooohsii
@ooohsii 8 месяцев назад
Langston is easily one of the whitest names of all time
@trentntb5437
@trentntb5437 10 месяцев назад
lmao until it hits triple digits, I have no respect for you
@jawharp9467
@jawharp9467 10 месяцев назад
First!
@MejiaComedy
@MejiaComedy 10 месяцев назад
You did it baby 🎉
@TheSpaceMomma
@TheSpaceMomma 9 месяцев назад
I love the long form videos !!!
@elpatudo3670
@elpatudo3670 4 месяца назад
FAAAAAAAAAAK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤙🏽🍻😎💥
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