Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!) - Segments - 07

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In this episode we discuss movies, live shows, and another rousing edition of Poetry or Noetry.
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@JakeandAmirPods 7 месяцев назад

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@vinceven 7 месяцев назад

Ben looks at Amir like a scientist who has fallen in love with his research subject.

@cherryslat5702 7 месяцев назад

He has become a Frankenstein of himself

@Jamblino11 7 месяцев назад

A chipmonk scientist

@speedy1000ism 4 месяца назад

Yes lol. Like Ricky Gervais looks at Karl Pilkington

@ackbaa9093 7 месяцев назад

completely died at Ben's deep cut of "he's not even gonna let me have a goddamn raisin?"

@cookieeaturface 7 месяцев назад

Nothing more beautiful than Ben saying he can do one more segment, then scrolling the vid to see he stays til the end.

@surgeyou123 7 месяцев назад

He just can't quit them

@stevemyers3082 7 месяцев назад

The Golden Mic goes to Ben and Jake for both selling out Carnegie Hall, while Amir gets the turdy for dropping the ball (at everything).

@jmax8276 7 месяцев назад

And a posthumous golden mic for Ha Eun.

@JentWatches 7 месяцев назад

This is the most stressed I've ever been watching comedy content - what a frantic, panicked energy from start to finish. Glad they squeezed in a game of Hogwash or Ha-Eun, it's been a while since they played that.

@GregTurismo 7 месяцев назад

I love seeing Amir finally stand up against this villain

@user-nu6mi4qb5i 7 месяцев назад

“Ok bonus round, are you crazy, just Ha Euns” 😂😂😂

@RandomPerson-iz1qu 7 месяцев назад

33:30 "Yea, have you ever heard of those two numbers?" God, Amir is just so Good

@MOTHforLife 7 месяцев назад

Listening to this in public was a mistake. Hogwash or Ha-Eun had me in tears

@GregTurismo 7 месяцев назад

Amir is the KING of Hogwash or Ha Eun. Ben is a thief and a liar. Jake is a novice.

@chrisbyerly 7 месяцев назад

Ha-Eun gazes pensively over the twilight laden sky Swirls of amber and amethyst adorn the ever-disappearing horizon With thoughts and memories dancing in remembered light The last breath of warmth Like the lingering scent of a big ass bahn mi Ha-Eun lifts his eyes, and his thighs Clear across the threshold of his head and neck To elevate Another self referential poem Auto-felatiate

@valx5 4 месяца назад

im crying tears of soy. so beautiful

@johnwhalley8270 7 месяцев назад

Im glad this show is a labour of love. It really shows, you guys have a natural chemistry and are exceptionally funny even when just clowning around together. Long may it continue!

@WhiP69420 7 месяцев назад

Ben is my „if you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive“ guest

@adenb7208 7 месяцев назад

...but he'd be dead!

@incog.nyto. 7 месяцев назад

he has dinner with you but he's sleep deprived, keeps interrupting you mid-sentence and has a hard out at 6;17 o'clock (and he keeps saying he has to leave but never does)

@plague175 7 месяцев назад

Everytime they brought back Ha Eun it killed me

@JeremyHoffman 7 месяцев назад

53:30 "You just lost!" "No I did not!" It's like we got to witness an Amir and Ben Contest video in real time!

@theavik8489 7 месяцев назад

Hogwash & Hyun is my new favorite segment. I laughed so hard.

@trey6769 7 месяцев назад

I would sell my soul for a weekly ben, jake, and amir podcast

@JarodWith 7 месяцев назад

Amir has a tell on the poetry segment. He over explains his poem before reading each time. With Sadie, he stopped to explain that the pauses were line breaks. With Ha-Eun he over explained that it was a Korean name, and even spelled it. He also put his in the middle each time.

@AhrkFinTey 7 месяцев назад

He's also a bit heavy-handed with the way he uses techniques like repetition and symbolism, but I think that's something that just gets better with exposure to other poems and experience writing them

@andante4904 7 месяцев назад

Honestly, I was almost out of breath laughing by the end of the episode. What a skill to make a simple name produced so much laughter

@beempboomp 7 месяцев назад

Ha-Eun is so diligent with how he sits all the time

@janana7997 7 месяцев назад

HA EUN VS HOGWASH gotta be the best reoccurring segment thus far and it hasnt even reoccured once yet

@JeremyHoffman 7 месяцев назад

I don't know if it would be as funny to recur, I feel like we had to watch them all suffer for 50 awkward minutes to arrive at the delirium that had me rolling on the floor laughing "OOPS ALL HA-EUNS?!"

@danman274 7 месяцев назад

You can't start a poem with the word "symbolically" 😂 the symbolism should be subtle

@LazarusIsBackBaby 7 месяцев назад

Ha Eun gazes metaphorically Into the unwinding future Full of myths and messages

@bztheman 7 месяцев назад

@@LazarusIsBackBaby*massages

@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053 2 месяца назад

He just did

@Rizzdawg123 7 месяцев назад

Tap as Harrison, hopscotched across kindergarten chalk towers Clap as Harry, graduates now dancing across a stage in gowns and hats Disguised symbolically at first Then veiling historically, Ha-Eun sits now to mourn Ha-Eun, then Harrison, then Harry

@The-Carrot 7 месяцев назад

The Jake/Amir/Ben combo truly never disappoints

@bryanfresh 7 месяцев назад

Man! Ben’s quips in the first minutes were savage towards Amir😂

@kirbylover37 7 месяцев назад

The song was savage!!!

@YimstaNation 7 месяцев назад

I know they joke about Amir being an emotional robot but it’s funny how his poem does sound like a poem written by A.I. 😂

@rook37 7 месяцев назад

lmao the contrast between Ben/Amir's manic energy clustered together in office lighting around one mic and jake just vibing in sunny NY is actually art super fun wild 'sode though lol, I'm genuinely curious how long it had been since ben slept

@kimberlymcgill5558 7 месяцев назад

“Bonus round, are you crazy?!? Just Ha Eun’s. “

@JeremyHoffman 2 месяца назад

OOPS ALL HA-EUNS?!?

@JeffersonSeriously 7 месяцев назад

He can't even have a goddamn raisin?!

@kidyuki1 7 месяцев назад

Fine. No food, no water. The only thing we can have is raisins.

@carltonascarf7694 7 месяцев назад

the man we've all been waiting for P.S. Don't hate the end goal being you two as poets - ha oon for life

@T4ke2 7 месяцев назад

Not joking, I think Amir could write good poetry, but he describes things too matter-of-factly. For his next poem he should try describing things/actions using metaphor instead of saying objectively how they are

@The-Carrot 7 месяцев назад

also why is he obsessed with including someone's name in it lmao

@donotworried 7 месяцев назад

Ha Oon was brilliant. Brought a tear to my eye. A touching poem.

@todancewithpants 7 месяцев назад

I would pay an exorbitant amount of money if Jake and Ha-Eun showed up at a Ben Schwartz and Friends show

@Fauxry 7 месяцев назад

Have Ben and Geoff ever been in the same episode of anything? That would be chaotic

@aliteralbeaver5092 7 месяцев назад

Ben was a guest on an episode of Review Revue when Geoff was still host, but that's all I can think of that they've been in together

@LazarusIsBackBaby 7 месяцев назад

@@aliteralbeaver5092he gave them so much shit for starting scenes based on reviews they picked, it was legit a little uncomfortable

@The-Carrot 7 месяцев назад

@@LazarusIsBackBaby literally lmao but at the same time his advice was pretty good, I wish they had kept it going. Have the person that didn't find the review start the scene

@brianyobbz497 7 месяцев назад

Watch their quiplash plays series I believe they are on one or two

@anthony7960 7 месяцев назад

Ben coming in with haymakers right out the gate is crazy lmao

@Rocketmanrun 7 месяцев назад

God this was hilarious. They are so back

@igorvedeneev573 7 месяцев назад

Nothing brings more smiles to my face than seeing the three of you together

@Katasunder 7 месяцев назад

42:31 The next 2 minutes I had to rewind 2 times, cause I was laughing so hard :D

@Nidht 7 месяцев назад

Ha Eun is a hero. I love him.

@DenderFriend 7 месяцев назад

Honestly this is a hilarious podcast, and having a guest star is excellent! Please bring back Hogwash or Ha eun!

@D00Mpapi 7 месяцев назад

The few bits of content out there that make me smile with little effort - loved it

@LOLHICRONO 7 месяцев назад

so glad to see the 3 of you still doing stuff together, funny as always

@weezact7 7 месяцев назад

Honestly, I thought Ha-eun was pretty good. I was convinced it was a poem about an immigrant who was slowly becoming Americanized and losing touch with his native culture.

@MOTHforLife 7 месяцев назад

Why is Ha-Eun always sitting diligently?

@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053 2 месяца назад

He’s in a wheelchai, ass.

@bobsonny 7 месяцев назад

Given that Amir spelled out Ha-Eun's name, it's astounding how many people in the comments are just freestyling the spelling

@dankim23 7 месяцев назад

I’ve had a permanent smile on my face from beginning to end 😂

@anthesaurus5671 7 месяцев назад

Glad to have these voices in my ears again! 😊

@mattcelder 7 месяцев назад

Hell yeah I'm feeling MANIC for another segMANIA!!! All rise, Segmaniacs!!

@RackieD 7 месяцев назад

"we're doing this because we love each other" Sums up JA entirely

@MysticFalcon 7 месяцев назад

Jake and Amir should start taking Poems from fans to mix in with their Poetry segment. It would be a good way to do fan engagement and make it more difficult for them to guess who’s poem is theirs.

@devgonewild839 7 месяцев назад

Petition for Ha Eun to star on the pod instead of this Amir guy. 1 like = 1 more segment that Ha Eun features in.

@MissyFaye 7 месяцев назад

The absolute delirium of it all!! He won't even let him have a GODDAMN RAISIN! XD

@cheshc00 7 месяцев назад

Holy shit this is amazing. Thanks guys

@agneseditsstuff 7 месяцев назад

The boys are back!

@Sarah-gk7dd 5 месяцев назад

I think fasting contest is my favorite video on the internet and I’ve been waiting for Ben Schwartz to want a goddamn raisin for so long. I love this so much.

@SenorMoose 7 месяцев назад

Episode sounded great and Jake's hair LOOKS great

@C4rps 7 месяцев назад

I challenge anyone to make it through the last Hogwash or Ha-eun without releasing a sound

@RandomPerson-iz1qu 6 месяцев назад

i love this video so much

@Jo-tl2fe 7 месяцев назад

Amir was the Geoffrey of the episode

@DanWithLag 7 месяцев назад

Hogwash or Ha-eun a staple segment for sure!

@gbird. 7 месяцев назад

these are mini masterpieces

@slaygi 7 месяцев назад

This made me laugh so hard

@Skyscraper96 7 месяцев назад

the second poem was my favorite! 😂😂

@marcduck111 7 месяцев назад

You probably love school

@non_brewed_condiment 7 месяцев назад

this video is amazing but makes me feel like I'm running late for something

@alexkennedy_nba 7 месяцев назад

Yessss, this is going to be good

@ccohn0 6 месяцев назад

This is hard hitting

@madisonperez1938 7 месяцев назад

I missed Ben with Jake and Amir 😂😂😂

@JarodWith 7 месяцев назад

Segment Idea: Jake and Amir in other media. Improv a Jake and Amir episode that’s set in the world of some other piece of media. (J&A in Westeros, J&A work at Waystar/Royco, J&A compete on Big Brother, J&A join the Avengers etc)

@bobsonny 7 месяцев назад

Never would have guessed that there were Succession fans that also like the MCU flicks

@xHaste 7 месяцев назад

Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing

@bethanypapadopoulos6862 7 месяцев назад

I CANT HAVE A GODDAMN RASIN 😂

@RyanDuffy1192 7 месяцев назад

Ha-Eun needs some RICE

@TaterTots620 6 месяцев назад

Jake going "im gonna lose, lemme play" just about ended me

@SeraphsWitness 4 месяца назад

"Oops, All Ha-euns!" Is the winner of this episode and nobody even heard it.

@greatestghxst 7 месяцев назад

I started crying tears of soy @ 44:07. I got flashbacks, it was beautiful.

@EvilApple567 7 месяцев назад

I just preordered "Hogwash or Ha-eun" for PS5. Looking like a strong GOTY contender for 2024 and beyond.

@jindigo888 7 месяцев назад

Ben should be a better friend and bring Amir Blumenfeld onstage

@QuestGoblin 7 месяцев назад

This was a real Ha-Yun episode.

@immortalsun 7 месяцев назад

43:19 Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere.

@kimberlymcgill5558 7 месяцев назад

Every year I hope they publish a volume of their poetry. I am haunted H.E Kim’s poem.

@Psychol-Snooper 7 месяцев назад

The riffing on Ha Eun is majestic...

@asmodeoloyalvillacorta508 7 месяцев назад

EVERYTHING with Ben Schwartz is the best! sooo refreshing, that man is just like cold water at 3am.

@Matty_Jones 6 месяцев назад

They kept saying tomatoes while talking about movies I felt like I was having a fever dream

@blackfyrestudios 7 месяцев назад

The word game definitely works better with 2 words! The suspense of which one theyre gonna say makes it much harder to keep a straight face

@Psychol-Snooper 7 месяцев назад

If Amir were to figure out how those two poems worked he's be able to write poems. Poems are often like a joke, but meant to effect other emotions... instead of "ha ha" you go for "ah ha." Tricking someone into being surprised by emotions.

@weezact7 7 месяцев назад

Also, I played along at home and Amir owes me $12, Jake owes me $27, I owe Ben $7. So Jake you can just pay Ben $7 and Jake and Amir can just pay me that 32 c-c-c-c-c-cash!

@immortalsun 7 месяцев назад

34:43 Ben just casually asking if his bite is picked up by the microphone