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Host Amy Schumer shares how getting married has affected her stand-up and the specific way women ask for a tampon.
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@danielpaez4210 4 года назад

When it comes to comedy, I'm a simple man, I just type Amy Schumer, I click on the video, and I read the comments cos that's the only comedy you will find on her monologue.

@theamericanfolklore2799 4 года назад

Savage

@tonyjoseph5197 4 года назад

So true lol

@dharshdanube6911 4 года назад

Rekt

@myidentityisamystery5142 4 года назад

That's what I just did :D

@omare_biketonature 4 года назад

I actually stopped the video immediately and came straight to the comments!

@zahidurrashid2407 3 года назад

“I love this crowd” The crowd:📀🔊

@gort6604 3 года назад

underrated

@shq_main2853 3 года назад

It’s sad because the laughs sound the same over and over. It’s not even a good laugh track.

@zelly855 3 года назад

Only thing close to funny

@6gi 3 года назад

@@gort6604 578 likes ain't too bad

@jeswilde6188 3 года назад

@@shq_main2853 snl doesnt use laugh tracks its called Saturday Night LIVE dummy It's a live audience

@ethan6198 4 года назад

When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian.....Nobody is laughing now.

@harisvasilakis6166 4 года назад

Underated😂

@JohnsysChannel 4 года назад

@@harisvasilakis6166 Bob Monkhouse joke!

@ezekielsmith7352 4 года назад

Yeah i saw that meme too, your jokes are almost as recycled as amy schumer’s

@carsonlofgren5932 4 года назад

True fact

@letsthrowapartyfornoreason1976 4 года назад

No kidding

@Necrodude 3 года назад

"recent studies shown that girls are 27% funnier when around the person they like" girls around me:

@AEFBLectobri 2 года назад

I can't 💀💀💀💀💀

@patrickbateman2076 2 года назад

lmfao underrated comment

@SteampunkHorse 2 года назад

Felt

@gtaonlineitgoodgame465 2 года назад

Sorry that must be sad

@spoogi9571 2 года назад

Bros funnier then this 8min vid

@cerealzkiller1064 4 года назад

Wanna get drunk? Every time you don't laugh at a joke, take a shot

@bluetides 4 года назад

“you’d be as drunk as Brett Kavanaugh was in the summer of 83” -Colin Jost

@theschnitzllover8274 4 года назад

but ther wear no jokes, or did i miss somthing (sorry for my bad Englisch)

@TvConfusionn 4 года назад

@Austria Simon Ya I don’t know where the jokes are

@beemaw5622 4 года назад

You trying to kill someone?

@ozziecomedian1786 4 года назад

I don’t even know what she even considers a joke at this point

@potatogamerx3423 3 года назад

If I had a million dollars for everytime I laughed at her jokes unintentionally, I would be in debt right now...

@jennadune8701 3 года назад

@@altaccount1869 now that, made me laugh!😄

@marcianoforst6311 3 года назад

Meaning you cried

@potatogamerx3423 3 года назад

@@marcianoforst6311 nah I just wanted to die :/

@I_Like_2_Laugh 3 года назад

@@potatogamerx3423 understandable

@adamlion3495 3 года назад

You mean intentionally

@phoebetaber1827 4 года назад

The audience was so confused on when to laugh that they started laughing during the joke setup.

@sadie_cat 4 года назад

The funni thing is, if you watch other comedians that are actually funny, you can hear the crowd either laugh for a while that the comedian can't continue, or later on you hear some faint giggling of people still recovering This crowd was like 😂 😂 😂 👏

@stylish_pengu 3 года назад

@@sadie_cat 😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐 😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😐 😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😐

@sadie_cat 3 года назад

@@stylish_pengu dammit

@stylish_pengu 3 года назад

@@sadie_cat took a few tries but i did it

@marouantoon8979 3 года назад

@@stylish_pengu amogus

@JacobDanielWatson 3 года назад

Her jokes fucking killed me😂 No literally. I’m hanging from a fan because I decided its better to quit while I’m only a minute in.

@AwesomeR247 3 года назад

Bruh this is dark. But this made me laugh 😂 Not the video though 😂

@evansclanspencer 3 года назад

@Defooriginal 3 года назад

Fuck, you said it better than me.. Well done, Sir.

@col7004 3 года назад

LMAOoo 😂

@unknownerror8799 3 года назад

Then how are you typing the comment, that is literally impossible. You are just making up lies.

@DNKNW-ei5jw 5 лет назад

The F in Amy schumer stands for funny.

@gert2764 5 лет назад

well, that's actually funnier than the entire clip. Seeing the evolution each bad joke adds 1 gram to her weight.

@XElhirrimX 5 лет назад

There is no "f" in Amy Schumer

@danbam3411 5 лет назад

Gary that’s the point lmao she’s not funny

@XElhirrimX 5 лет назад

@@danbam3411 she's not funny because her jokes are bad, not because of her name not having an "f"

@danbam3411 5 лет назад

Gary obviously you missed the joke smh

@coralinepozzi400 5 лет назад

Saw everyone criticizing Amy Schumer. Wanted to know what all the fuss was about so looked her up on RU-vid. God I regret this decision... I havn't decringed yet

@shakendriamurphy2302 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂 me too. I'm tryna give her a chance but nahhhh........

@envy4555 4 года назад

Same

@Alphacentauri819 4 года назад

No...you just needed to jump on the bandwagon criticizing her 😂 It’s ok, she’s a bit on the sarcastic/facetious side, which many don’t get :)

@gabrielmorah5690 4 года назад

At best I chuckled a bit, but she isn't at that level yet.

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

Most of these comments were made before the new social distancing rules were published, making circle jerks illegal.

@londonisforeverblue1022 3 года назад

Since humans have a habit of laughing in serious situations, a funeral is literally more likely to make you laugh than Amy Schumer.

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

XDDD

@jgtrx 3 года назад

And because people laugh when they are hurt so they wont cry, being stabbed might make me laugh more than Amy Schumer.

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

@@jgtrx 🤯

@cynical-vt7yx 2 года назад

thats y yo mamma ded

@floatingdeadfish4080 2 года назад

So true lmao

@_daturaa 3 года назад

I've been struggling with insomnia for years, and I put this on and instantly got so bored I fell asleep for 13 hours straight. Thank you, Amy, for proving that not everyone should follow their dreams

@nopingpower6643 2 года назад

LMFAO

@jukedbyw1tch 2 года назад

speaking bout dreams how was yours

@nopingpower6643 2 года назад

@@jukedbyw1tch i had weird zombie dream today

@jukedbyw1tch 2 года назад

@@nopingpower6643 bruh

@ShrekGKSPrivacy 2 года назад

@@nopingpower6643 Tell me about it rn. I love dreams.

@PedroTheEpic 3 года назад

I thought people were exaggerating but damn this really is on a whole other level

@2tappedSNS 3 года назад

Same bruh

@ahsansafeer5246 3 года назад

Same bro I gave her a try😂😂

@jar8057 3 года назад

dude same lmao, i've never not laughed at a comedian holy shit

@khaisa4391 2 года назад

same, i actually came here to know how bad it was and its actually true

@cow167 2 года назад

@@ahsansafeer5246 forreal, coz sometimes people exaggerate but this is painfully unfunny, and not in the way that makes u laugh out of how bad it is, it's just ridiculously unfunny, not even a try at a joke 😭

@Messier__ 6 лет назад

This part had me cracking up 9:00

@zaira2884 5 лет назад

Bro, we are in sync.

@Aakash_Goswami1 5 лет назад

I laughed at 8:29

@blackberry8615 4 года назад

LOL

@toonvandevyver8169 4 года назад

ikr, hillarious

@nekalababb9767 4 года назад

😂😂

@jokubask5309 3 года назад

Literally “ur mom” jokes are more funny than this tragedy...

@Pyxill 3 года назад

True

@mannequingaming54 3 года назад

“ur mama so dumb she laugh at amy schumer” Would be more funny than this

@jokubask5309 3 года назад

@@mannequingaming54 indeed

@hbomb5362 3 года назад

Yo momma so unfunny people mistook her for Amy Schumer

@jokubask5309 3 года назад

@@ryanjames2932 I didn't say I am funny I said ur mom jokes are funnier not because they're funny but because Amy schumer is so unfunny that it makes ur mom jokes funny I hope it makes sense for you.

@doodlebobdorkpants661 3 года назад

Taking my anti-depression meds made me smile more than this whole video ever could.

@kyros7991 2 года назад

Ikr the comments are funnier than the video itself

@sham8127 2 года назад

I hope you're okay dude

@candyblingggggg 2 года назад

thats deep

@adaireya4506 2 года назад

Bless you

@Thehamburgaler69 4 года назад

I ordered my laugh it should arrive sometime next week

@bass3206 4 года назад

Good comment

@happydong8086 3 года назад

Good comment

@trevormiller9764 3 года назад

Good comment

@DontKnowDontCare69 3 года назад

Good comment

@yourmom66600 3 года назад

Good comment

@OdgeBodge 5 лет назад

jimmy fallon wouldn't even laugh at this

@ifwecouldvote 5 лет назад

Damn...that's cold brah

@stanleyshady9465 4 года назад

@@ifwecouldvote that line was funnier than anything Amy Schumer ever said

@Zimmar 4 года назад

Brutal

@noobfromhell563 4 года назад

I think you mean "even jimmy fallon wouldn't laugh at this." "jimmy fallon wouldn't even laugh at this" would mean jimmy fallon barely loughs at anything, not even this.

@lizmarieguzman5982 4 года назад

Julia Mimi this is RU-vid ma’am

@max4997 5 лет назад

luckily there is a laughing track.. otherwise i would have no idea when to laugh.

@boyinab0at 5 лет назад

Max van Pelt even with the laughing track I still didn’t laugh

@raiz3r819 4 года назад

Here’s a tip: don’t laugh.

@allesschwarz_liebe5871 4 года назад

Max van Pelt it does sound like a laughing track😂😂😂😂

@TiberiusELP 4 года назад

Snow_so Flo cuz it is

@breadstick8623 4 года назад

I’m pretty sure the audience is laughing at her, not with her

@abon010 3 года назад

A 13 year old in a discord call made me laugh more than this

@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx 3 года назад

Why are comparing a 13 discord kid to Amy? That’s sad

@hiticalcrit4046 3 года назад

@@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx ikr, a literal fart sound made me laugh more than this, not that i laughed even once.

@solame10101 3 года назад

Why are you in a discord call with a 13 year old? Are you a discord mod?

@DSX1 2 года назад

@@solame10101 maybe people in the same age talk to each other 🤯

@wouldyoulikesomewiessedtea8757 2 года назад

Cool new emoji I didn't think they added that

@nedgregory2094 3 года назад

Can they edit the laugh track out I wanna hear the tears

@zanyskeleton5291 3 года назад

Profile pic seems appropriate

@rose-ui6hk 3 года назад

"i hate this woman, therefore it's impossible that anyone else finds her funny"

@pane0_018 3 года назад

@@rose-ui6hk nah her humour sucks

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@stragglypie1038 3 года назад

@@rose-ui6hk “no one listens to my worthless comments so I’m gonna copy paste it on every comment”

@shinsuusenju4590 4 года назад

are people getting paid to laugh at this? serious question

@TheArmyofHades 4 года назад

well most likely i mean would a sane person laugh at this cringefest

@Akratos2020 4 года назад

For real!

@Red-mo2uo 4 года назад

Rins Chidoried Chest people are supposed to laugh at each remark whether it was SUPPOSED to be funny or not

@chris5k132 4 года назад

Good question. The answer : ABSOLUTELY YES.

@davidrivero1755 4 года назад

They're all just drunk

@Lathaire 4 года назад

(JOKE ALERT) Wonder if the sound guy got tired of playing the laugh track

@rose-ui6hk 3 года назад

"i hate this woman, so it's impossible for anyone else to find her funny"

@richpiana8020 3 года назад

@@rose-ui6hk It is indeed impossible for mentally stable people to find her funny

@chrishayes5755 3 года назад

@@rose-ui6hk is everyone wrong, or do you maybe have a terrible sense of humor? go watch this clip with your family, none of them will laugh.

@rose-ui6hk 3 года назад

@@chrishayes5755 dude, i don't like her either, but honestly it's just stupid to think that everyone agrees with you. the fact remains that there are people who find her funny.

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

😂

@kneegrow4656 3 года назад

8:29 Best part of the Video. Had me laughing in tears

@setstreamjam8411 2 года назад

21:34 was hilarious too

@jerald2084 2 года назад

so was -2.34x10^-8

@candyblingggggg 2 года назад

this comment is genuinely hilarious cuz i imagine someone crying laughing at that timestamp since its the end 💀

@jenifferhernandez3778 2 года назад

This comment made me laugh harder than the entire video

@whyifare 2 года назад

@@setstreamjam8411 nah 19:20

@HuhHe 5 лет назад

Its sad when the comment section is funnier than the video.

@shakendriamurphy2302 5 лет назад

Right on lol cuz these comments are absolutely halarious!!! 😂😂😂

@akashshah1062 4 года назад

It's not sad. It's happy

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

It’s sad when hardworking adults get less respect than whiny bitches. ...who snipe at successful entertainers on RU-vid.

@HuhHe 4 года назад

@@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io She is a comedian, she is supposed to be funny. She has some good jokes but in this particular video none of them were funny to me. The comments on the other hand were. Besides, my commeng isn't whiney, it's supposed to be an observational joke. If anything you're the one whining about people poking fun at Amy. Lol

@Richard_is_cool 4 года назад

Then why don't any guys commenting here (and face it, those are all guys) get to be successful comedians? Just ponder that one.

@Yehaw495 4 года назад

This hits different on mute tho 😌

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

😂

@mxiicro7903 3 года назад

Yes

@shawna_mills8414 3 года назад

Ahhh silence

@col7004 3 года назад

LMAO

@ThenerdsofVextoriah 3 года назад

facts

@NOT0RIOUS4 4 года назад

It's impossible "try to laugh" challenge

@JC-vw8fe 4 года назад

Underated coment

@marcjtdc 4 года назад

haha i fucking laughed at your joke

@quatrodavis7764 3 года назад

Nice

@Wayhoo 3 года назад

You know, if there wasn't an excessive laugh track every 5 seconds I wouldn't have been able to tell she was a comedian

@miriam-us6xf 5 лет назад

Amy: Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

@thebigunhappyy6623 5 лет назад

They're sympathy laughs

@originaler31er67 4 года назад

Mr. BossDude isn’t it just a laugh track? It sound similar every time.

@chrishayes5755 3 года назад

@Skeet • the producers light up a sign that tells the crowd when to laugh.

@kek397 5 лет назад

CIA: We need a new state of the art torture device. Amy Schumer: *Does Comedy* CIA: I want your whole stock!

@supertickle 5 лет назад

Haha my nigga

@jeffgrim4315 4 года назад

Hans Karps it’s kind of dumb but i laughed lol

@bigman2890 3 года назад

CIA: no that violates the Geneva convention

@expomarker7868 3 года назад

“Comedy”

@danbrown9502 3 года назад

Not gonna lie, it's like the unpopular girl in school rambling about her life and you're like: "Uh huh... mmm... yeah... That must be terrible... Sure... Your arms are fat? Okay..."

@bonglebonglefr 2 года назад

ong

@tangytim6699 2 года назад

@@bonglebonglefr is that caveman language or some shit?

@Ballsdeeeep69 2 года назад

@@tangytim6699 ooonga boonga coowaboonga

@chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327 3 года назад

YES MAKE FUN OF YOUR MAN PROPOSING TO YOU CUZ THATS NOT A SPECIAL MOMENT AT ALL ITS AMAZING HOW YOU’RE TEARING HIM DOWN😻🤪🙌🏻

@bo4Elite 3 года назад

That’s what a strong woman dose!

@amongusmen414 3 года назад

*proceeds to talk about how men are bad*

@drakesessions3544 3 года назад

I would've duped her afterwards if I were her newlywed husband

@serhad9589 3 года назад

@@drakesessions3544 imagine being her husband thats a huge L

@c.kirchhoefer 5 лет назад

I laughed Edit: oops wrong video

@user29247 4 года назад

Lol🤣🤣🤣

@reginaldcompton9170 4 года назад

Funnier than the actual video

@calebpost1696 4 года назад

The only thing I laughed at is the comments

@anonymous-eb3ub 4 года назад

hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@waxdoctor5 4 года назад

hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@andro7862 5 лет назад

She reaches a point where she is so unfunny it becomes funny to notice how little you're laughing.

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

It's almost as if a successful comedian (on the Forbes List, no less) isn't your cup of tea. Huh.

@andro7862 4 года назад

@@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io I'm sorry I forgot to laugh. I'll write it down so I don't forget the next time I hear her jokes.

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

Andro A As a result of hard work, talent, and a little luck, she’s now worth over $20M. I think she’ll survive the trauma of not making you laugh.

@andro7862 4 года назад

@@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io "Talent" Ok now I am laughing.

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

Andro A Yay. 🤣

@Coop411 6 лет назад

Comedian is such a strong word...

@whitneyhoustonstan2472 6 лет назад

Ray Cooper that was funnier than all of her “jokes” combined.

@coleashton6204 6 лет назад

Marco Murillo true

@diablos250 6 лет назад

More like someone fucked a pig and a retarded pig human came out. I guess that is comedy on its own though, so I wouldn't rate her low on the comedy scale.

@hmlandis1370 5 лет назад

diablos250 I'd rate her a -200/10, but you're more like a 10/10

@allesschwarz_liebe5871 4 года назад

Ray Cooper 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MadameMistress 2 года назад

“I got married this year” is the funniest thing she’s said

@2160Tunes 4 года назад

"I think his proposal was WORTHLESS!!!" Dude, uncool.

@Artist_of_Imagination 3 года назад

@United states of America I watch! Just saying 😅

@anshitgupta1294 3 года назад

Exactly

@exsparta 3 года назад

Her father must have punished her severely

@triklop_8708 2 года назад

Unpopular opinion, but that joke was the best one of the video. It almost made me grin a bit

@supertickle 5 лет назад

I tried, gotdamnit I tried.

@allesschwarz_liebe5871 4 года назад

sirfatticus 😂

@dankahank8069 4 года назад

Salute solider.

@carzyturtle2037 3 года назад

Same

@kevbe144 3 года назад

Me too boys.

@evansclanspencer 3 года назад

@westsideisdabest7825 6 лет назад

*M Y V A G I N A*

@bramlinssen6940 5 лет назад

M A V A G I N A

@dd-oe5tu 4 года назад

*M R V A G I N A*

@aventei5015 4 года назад

*S I R V A G I N A*

@shernader 4 года назад

*L O R D V A G I N A*

@AdityaSingh-qy8pt 4 года назад

*PuSsY......*

@breakingmad2645 3 года назад

To the guy who almost dated Amy, according to Amy’s text story, dodged a bullet

@Firec0in 6 лет назад

"I got a text. I answered it, and they said sorry, wrong text." *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA* EDIT: I'm sorry that I have to kill this joke, but this is ironic.

@thin-kingconnect6928 5 лет назад

If you laughed at that, you’d love the Dobre Brothets.

@quavers275 5 лет назад

.... is this ironic?

@1888bry 4 года назад

She got married, good joke.

@pranav1168 4 года назад

@@quavers275 yes

@nani2098 4 года назад

Lol

@Loss2gr 3 года назад

I'm genuinely concerned for the people who liked this video

@jaycastle2 3 года назад

white girls from midwest

@sbeveboi4503 3 года назад

@@jaycastle2 nah they’re hippies who tried tequila instead of weed

@jonesy2892 3 года назад

You mean women? yeah....It's CRAZY how women can find another woman's jokes funny, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

@Loss2gr 3 года назад

@@jonesy2892 yeah its crazy

@Sandoz2 2 года назад

They are bots

@user-uh7pk5og7d 5 лет назад

00:01~00:04 best joke ever

@LEGOFandomKing 4 года назад

Best comment so far in my everlasting Amy Schumer RU-vid video bash comment scroll

@poosydestroyer6545 3 года назад

곰흰곰흰 ok but this is actually the only time i laughed during this entire video

@keygandesjarlais1247 3 года назад

true

@zubairsheraz5175 3 года назад

Best roast over

@azathoth4568 3 года назад

The only thing funny about amy schumer is that she is a joke

@heroinfluenzer 3 года назад

This is so boring it's literally perfect for falling asleep in the evening, thank you a lot!

@absence9443 3 года назад

Once she started I did too! I didn't even notice her for 8:28 minutes

@kingwillthe1st753 3 года назад

I’d have nightmares

@samiam101700 6 лет назад

When she was a kid everyone laughed when she said she wanted to be a comedian No one is laughing now

@user-bj7em4fv1p 6 лет назад

Rebeltwist oh my God, you're so funny and original. You should be a stand up comedian instead of her.

@TomAndersonDH 6 лет назад

Katarina - he/she could make it though. He's/she's got the unoriginal content part down and now all he needs to do is come from a well off family with a well known politician and a strong backing from the sjw community and he/she will be set.

@monk3742 6 лет назад

@@user-bj7em4fv1p you are so delusional

@christophpirmann3385 6 лет назад

Rebeltwist dont be so rude...

@JesusisKing77_7 5 лет назад

Rebeltwist how you going to hate on someone when you share a trait with them. Unoriginality. Dumbass

@outrun1453 6 лет назад

The band was being held at gunpoint to fake laugh

@mnamelu 6 лет назад

Cary Meyer nah, she's hilarious!

@outrun1453 6 лет назад

M'name Luis too bad you’re the only one that thinks that. You know a “comedian” I hesitate to say that, isn’t good when they have 50% like to dislike ratio.

@mnamelu 6 лет назад

Cary Meyer people hate her cos she's a woman, she's the best comedian ever ! No comedian will ever be as funny and great as her.

@outrun1453 6 лет назад

M'name Luis are you trolling.. she steals jokes and she tells them worse lol

@mnamelu 6 лет назад

Cary Meyer ya caught me. She has to be one of the worst "famous" people alive today, I can't even seriously call her a comedian. She's just a person who tries to be funny and probably gets more forced pity laughs than real laughs. I watched and cringed through this whole video and laughed zero times. Grr. Comedy is important to me cos I want to be a comedian someday other than a musician.

@AlmostPigeon 4 года назад

Lmfaoooo yall be hating she funny asf the funniest parts are :

@OfficalHoDawg 4 года назад

Oh, don't forget and !

@shew3496 4 года назад

@@OfficalHoDawg and 8:29 joke is good too

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

What about : and ? I absolutely loved those

@scourgeecho5 3 года назад

Lmao y'all can't forget June 1st, 1981!!

@drakesessions3544 3 года назад

8:29

@BENNY55 3 года назад

Amy Schumer is the type of person who puts in the laugh track on her own teen sitcom that she made

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

Lolll

@AscendedPOT 6 лет назад

How is it that teenagers tell better jokes than a “professional comedian”

@quackquackquack8913 4 года назад

Simple she's not professionel or comedian

@Sreeeeeeeekrishna 4 года назад

You really call her a "professional comedian"

@meanassdemeanor 3 года назад

@@Sreeeeeeeekrishna That’s why he put “these”

@Sreeeeeeeekrishna 3 года назад

@@meanassdemeanor yeah I got "those"

@s1si 3 года назад

a f*cking fetus is funnier than her

@papasquash919 4 года назад

The only time I actually laughed was when I saw the like to dislike ratio.

@funnylookinrat 3 года назад

Same

@bo4Elite 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@drakesessions3544 3 года назад

Same

@thanos9327 2 года назад

OMG AMY SCHUMER IS HILARIOUS (let my family go pls)

@praveeshachapman677 3 года назад

I'm really impressed with the producers for managing to find people for the audience who would actually laugh at her jokes.

@nmonye01 2 года назад

That's the true talent.

@emreb6094 Год назад

it actually sounds like a laugh track.. the audience probably didn't laugh at all

@originality6345 Год назад

they laugh at the joke setup for some reason

@dabi9219 3 года назад

I'm laughing seeing the two musicians at the back looking at her like she is an alien

@sidharthdharmasanam7980 4 года назад

2:32 I have been a bridesmaid in six Long Island weddings.” *Audience bursts into laughter*

@phantomayee3049 3 года назад

This is actually so unfunny to the point I straight up laughed out of pity.

@absence9443 3 года назад

I laughed because of the fake laughs

@Reebarb 2 года назад

@@absence9443 i laughed because i thought of donkey kong dancing and saying "not funny didn't laugh"

@ShrekGKSPrivacy 2 года назад

I also laughed out of pity.

@ayoutubechannel3813 3 года назад

Calling her a “comedian” would be an insult to comedy.

@gtaonlineitgoodgame465 2 года назад

Calling her a human is insult to humanity

@funnylookinrat 3 года назад

I will always have infinite appreciation for the sound editors who probably worked days to find the punchlines to these "jokes" and added a laughtrack so that we know what the "joke" is. Whoever they are, they need to know how important their role in this is.

@soylessinseattle8336 6 лет назад

Better change the You tube rating system

@patrickbeasley9009 6 лет назад

Soyless In Seattle I laughed more at your profile picture than I did at this whole entire comedy routine

@technocraticcoup8863 3 года назад

Only on SNL would this be classified as “comedy”.

@evansclanspencer 3 года назад

And the next thing you know, she's going on a home DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

@scprez8865 3 года назад

I was in a blanket in a moderately warm room covered up and I still got chills watching this. Not even a laugh, just chills

@I_Make_Cuts 3 года назад

8:28 had me dying

@aaronl221 3 года назад

Yeah same

@andreiminecraft8697 3 года назад

Lol yt made her performance better but just having a comments section with pretty decent jokes

@NSFMoriginal 5 лет назад

Guys i found a way to laugh at Amy Schumer.....just mute the video

@georgemiller2581 5 лет назад

The Deceiver Jesus Christ it works... it actually works.

@benjaminpressley802 4 года назад

I’m your sixty ninth like 🤫

@matthewnovy5648 4 года назад

Genius

@tonyg490 6 лет назад

Band Members: "How's this fake smile?" "Convincing?" "Check out my fake laugh!"

@allesschwarz_liebe5871 4 года назад

Tony G Lmfaooo how are they holding it that long😂

@rose-ui6hk 3 года назад

"i hate this woman, therefore it's impossible that anyone else finds her funny"

@lorenzoborri2569 2 года назад

I laugh at everything and I kept a straight face during this whole thing

@alexj2 2 года назад

The only reason I was laughing cos was of the comments 😂😂

@KapsAnimates 2 года назад

@@alexj2 same lmao

@moominageanga7005 2 года назад

Same I find everything funny but I couldn’t even smile during this

@cooperhurst2639 Год назад

I was laughing (I was reading the comments while i was watching)

@bubacarrbojang1570 6 лет назад

Try TO laugh challenge

@StrangerX9 6 лет назад

This joke is funnier than anything she said.

@ApartmentViews 6 лет назад

bubacarr bojang I laughed many times without trying. Get off that hate bandwagon. She's a person.

@samprice1598 6 лет назад

bubacarr bojang this was the only thing I laughed out loud at about this video

@damboulton 6 лет назад

ApartmentViews she has every right to say whatever the hell she wants just as everyone else has the to right to criticise what she says

@ShatteredRomanceStudios 6 лет назад

i won!

@duarte8669 4 года назад

She bought me a laugh, should be coming within 2-3 days

@actualfearlessyeah9139 3 года назад

4 months later😂😂😂

@gauxapen3311 3 года назад

11 months later…

@ellenawesome5533 3 года назад

It's a scam, I ordered one and it never arrived

@drakesessions3544 3 года назад

Just ordered mine but it never came, I want my money💵 back

@1randomperson107 3 года назад

this was the straightest face moment I’ve ever had

@natedavies4981 2 года назад

The funniest part of this is the band behind her doing their best to “laugh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@trenthammer4127 2 года назад

they were only smiling because they wanted to die so bad from the torture they witnessed

@mr.kazupremiumfantasy1126 6 лет назад

So we're still pretending that Amy is funny??

@andressasoarez631 6 лет назад

Cesar Medrano this was good material...she mihgt got a good writers.ah and by the way the rehersal where she stole time from a young comeidan weeks ago Aldo helped :(

@childrenofjesus5173 6 лет назад

She is funny. I love Amy

@V8V88 6 лет назад

Andressa Soarez shut up she is but funny if you think she is funny you are an idiot with IQ of 60.

@murkycinders4093 6 лет назад

Waleed Khalid wait is she the one who stole jokes from other comedians 🤔

@mnamelu 6 лет назад

Cesar Medrano she's hilarious. Definitely the best comedian EVER!

@neilmelendez2101 2 года назад

I was laughing my heart out during the whole monologue as I wasn't paying attention to it instead reading the comments which are far superior 😂😂

@younever_knewme 10 месяцев назад

Every time I laughed wasn't because of the video but because of the comments 😂

@albiceleste101 4 года назад

At what time do the jokes start

@queenb1119 4 года назад

8:28 😄👍

@mani-ei5kq 3 года назад

0:01 - 0:04

@stragglypie1038 3 года назад

Like 30 years ago I think

@shiloh9557 3 года назад

on another video

@thelosttomato4020 3 года назад

At 10:00

@playday89 3 года назад

The fact that people allowed her on stage is the funniest thing ever

@Nick_Lamb 6 лет назад

This was really depressing.

@gorillakilla5512 3 года назад

Damn. 💀

@victorplayz6401 4 года назад

I don't know why people hate this so much, I honestly love the 8:28 part

@Sogmabolz 2 года назад

Hehe. I see what you did there. 1 year late but I had to say it

@trenthammer4127 2 года назад

@@Sogmabolz i think the best part was 8:29 - 8:28 is a bit to early

@ajaysinghrathore1940 3 года назад

To everyone watching this, Always remember "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

@anthonykunkle1959 2 года назад

idk whats more impressive, how I went through this whole video without smiling or how she hypnotized everyone into being a constant laugh track.

@Jsquared2 5 лет назад

The comments are so much funnier than the video

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

J Squared When’s your next stand-up special?

@Jsquared2 4 года назад

@@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io simp

@suggonmsb9760 4 года назад

John Rabson Jr I’ve seen you in other comments also simping.

@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 года назад

Grammar Nazi I don’t remember you at all.

@suggonmsb9760 4 года назад

John Rabson Jr You don’t need to, because I do.

@dead8236 6 лет назад

Seems to be something wrong with the video. I keep hearing laughing when no jokes are said. Is it something with my earbuds?? Please fix??

@ultimatepepe8698 5 лет назад

Yeah I got the problem with my beats, seems like we're not the only ones.

@strowleyyy 5 лет назад

Try turning off and on again

@ultimatepepe8698 5 лет назад

@@strowleyyy Doesn't work...

@martin3288 5 лет назад

You dont need the sound so you are good

@allesschwarz_liebe5871 4 года назад

Martin lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@accountthatillusetocomment3041 2 года назад

Truly inspiring. Made me get up to turn off the TV and make myself a better person.

@waffees7836 3 года назад

“You’re tired” the crowd: “AUHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA”

@mauricemotoman3305 3 года назад

No the soundboard with all the laughtracks

@alelafloolf817 2 года назад

"You're tire-" *Turns into a convertible*

@Anobody21 3 года назад

Ima keep timestamps that I like to get back to later :

@seanbiller1975 3 года назад

here’s one: 8:28

@Anobody21 3 года назад

@@seanbiller1975 i swear her videos broke my sense of humor so hard that I laughed at comments like this for the 4th time in a row

@kernaln3dsanders402 2 года назад

It took me half way through the video to realize she was telling jokes and not just talking

@CLArden Год назад

Same lmao

@peterholt5686 4 года назад

I only laughed when she said she was happy to host SNL AGAIN. I was laughing at SNL for having her back

@XeifXli 3 года назад

The only funny joke here is that she sees herself as a comedian

@pizzabox2208 4 года назад

My grandmas funeral was funnier than Amy Schumer ngl

@SprinkleB0mb 4 года назад

Well to be fair your grandma's funeral was hilarious

@sicksadworld765 3 года назад

@@SprinkleB0mb F

@mylescrumel9633 3 года назад

It’s a bad thing I can legitimately relate

@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад

Bruh I feel guilty for laughing

@kendrickcurtis3715 4 года назад

literally did not laugh once

@ColmK83 4 года назад

HEY THAT'S SO SEXIST. YOU ARE JUST MISOGYNISTIC AND AND AND MALE PRIVILEGE AND ALL THAT.

@SprinkleB0mb 4 года назад

Laughed at the comments if that counts

@kcmaldonado3948 3 года назад

@@ColmK83 You forgot 'white.'

@Artist_of_Imagination 3 года назад

No shit Sherlock

@thepixelgeek7005 3 года назад

Such Talented people behind her, it's a shame they're wasted on her

@praveeshachapman677 3 года назад

There must be guns pointed at the audience with prompts telling them when to laugh.

@kenzy5439 3 года назад

People come to watch amy schumer Not to laugh at her jokes but to see the comment section

@princejavv3314 2 года назад

Omg her jokes are so funny, that my deaf mom heard her jokes and then turned off the tv😍😍😍😍😍😍

@nikdzuba1209 4 года назад

It's amazing how comedy can take you places, like any time Amy Schumer appears on a screen within my general vicinity, I'm immediately inclined to go somewhere else. 🤣