An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7 

Hey all, While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, FAR better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.

"Its my mental illness, I get to pick the coping mechanism" telling my parents this next time they find the crack bong

"So you select an A-10, knowing full well you'll only be fighting ground forces this mission." AC7: You fool. You *ABSOLUTE* buffoon.

"It's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes" *Laughs in Ace Combat*

17:17 not only did Torres actually say that, but it was a real tactic the USS Texas used to land its shells during the D day landings

Country 1 commits war crimes. Country 2 commits war crimes back. Country 1, shocked that Country 2 would commit war crimes commits war crimes upon them again. Country 2 retaliates with more war crimes. Repeat. This is surprisingly realistic.

"Sending the mute guy cause he can't object." That's the whole reason of player characters getting into trouble 99% of the time.

I love how the "flood the back of this submarine" is a real tactic used by naval commanders to give guns extra range.

"WomanSlayer69 is actually the world's oldest incel and is therefore, a wizard. All of the drones are based off his flight data exclusively so that they don't have sex" Legend.

As a submariner, 690 something days underway would 100% make anyone turn into a cultist pirate. Hell we'd make a new religion halfway through.

Jeff Bezos has deployed sixty KillDrones ™ to your location. Please do not move.

"Yarr hurr hurr, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism" Please, Max0r You can't possibly be this much of a comedic genius

"So you report to the nice lady whose job it is to repair all of the aircraft in the base but she's probably very surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental XO-2 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail guns; who the fuck is this new guy??" That shit never gets old 🤣

Maxor, I thought this was an incorrect telling of the AC7 story, not a entirely correct telling of the AC7 Story

Marine's pirate booty was the motivation of Torres all along. Maybe freeing him from this mortal world will let him achieve his dream

10:48 The funny thing is that according to the ending cutscene in the DLC, Trigger canonically uses an A-10 in this mission.

Imagine Warthunder actually had a single player or coop fictional story about near future conflict.

“I am now racist instead of sexist” “My *sex woman* goes to another school”

I love how Count is so useless in this game that literally the only time he canonically shot anything down is when he accidentally killed Fullband.

You know, I never thought Max0r could loop it all around to the extremely major element of Peace, present in all Ace Combat games, but he did. "One thing might be better than this experience... petting a dog, and not being dead." *"You really want to pet the dog now."* ... he nailed it. Hit the target, as far away from the bullseye he could while it still counted. That spiteful little Ace; never change, Max0r.

Hearing maxor talk without my retina's being spit roasted is terrifyingly peaceful. The very fact that you can here him pausing between each sentence puts me at unease. Truly disturbing.

Ace Combat 7: Everyone gangster until the sky starts speaking latin.

I am literally a main fucking character and my name isn't even spoken in this video.

"Hey bro, do you see any jets?" *deafening jet noises "WHAT?" comedic gold.

Max looks back at these videos like they're bad but here I am thinking he thought he didn't ADHD hard enough with his 17 layers of video/audio elements on every clip. This is some gourmet shit man

"Everyone's acting gangster until the water starts speaking Latin" Ace Combat series in a nutshell.

Ahoy!~ Captain of the Alicorn-class nuclear submarine, Matias Torres desu!~

That convict part is pretty similar to 6 where you get grounded for disobeying an order and taking out the squad that killed half your military then two minutes later they ask for your help because they remember you and your partner are the only 2 competent pilots in the entire airforce since everyone else needs you to tell them to shoot the bad guys

13:40 I didn't even realize they were the "Boss" of that stage either. My friends died laughing from their dialogue as I streamed it to them on Disc, then laughed even harder that after that dramatic cutscene, I just downed them in a few shots

“Copy that, King” “Don’t call me that... it’s cringe”

I feel personally attacked....

In hindsight, the fact that the fighter jets saw Avril flying a decades old unarmed jet that's incapable of turning and thought "Unauthorised Fucking Thing. Kill it!" before shooting it down with extreme prejudice is hilarious.

Wow, hard to believe it's been over a year. This video, and the subsequent Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat Zero, is what got me into Ace Combat and modern military aviation as a whole. This interest has led to me wanting to fly for the USN, and if I can do that, I'll be sure to credit this video (and the AC0 Incorrect Summary) if I'm ever asked why I joined.

Protag isn't actually mute, he just didn't realize he was muted on the Zoom call for, like, the whole game

Brb, replaying every Ace Combat with the new context of major naval enemies being secret Houshou Marine fans

“It’s kinda funny that their entire military strategy depends on two airplanes” Welcome to both sides of every Ace Combat game ever

I remember playing the mission with the thunderstorm in the valley thingy and I got hit with lightning and was flying like a madman and everyone was going “WHAT THE F*UCK ARE YOU DOING” but I discovered if you just don’t steer while in wind turbulence thingys it just carrys you around every obstacle

God I really want to pet the dog. Strangereal ArmA op inbound.

"Its kinda weird how their entire military strategy relies on two airplanes" and... our military strategy is based off one mute psycho in an experimental Urusian X02 Strike Wavvern with high-tech Rail guns Don't think we should be firing rail guns in glass houses xD

Wasn't expecting the Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage bit to be real

"it's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes" *laughs in Galm team*

Well ya can't blame Torres for having good taste.

"It's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes" *Laughs in Garuda*

"Torres, you need to hand over the anime." ... "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!"

"Who the fuck is this new guy?" Is my favourite quote I can never use. Also, I can't hear "we live in a society" without hearing "ONE MILLION LIVES"

The fact that there’s pizza in the Ace Combat universe shows that Italy has existed

Mihalys’ name is actually realistic, someone from my school (Arabic) had the middle name of all their male ancestors first names. They don’t even know their full name

In spite of how far your editing prowess has come, the ending of this video is fucking spectacular on its own. The contrast of the backing music with the chaos of the rest of the story & video, still laden with humor-filled commentary, yet, with _just_ enough sincerity to cap things off in an immensely satisfying way.

“I will flood the back of this ship to give the gun the elevation it needs” absolutely killed me.

"What once killed ASteroids now kill ASsholes" Best sentence I heard today

You lied to me, Torres is DLC, 0/10 i bought every other DLC just in case

"You find out that Obama is in Erusea" I FUCKING KNEW IT

17:47 That shit cracked me up. Playing this mission I'm like "So erusea just put a bunch of deaf soldiers on spotlights?

14:22 for anyone needing

"Send in the mute guy, he can't complain". Quality stuff.

When he said "Hey google, how can I kill one million people?", my google home answered lmao.

Wiseman takes 10 missles by drones : I sleep Wisemen after he gets shot by womanslayer69 once : REAL SHIT

"So you fight two new drones, Hugging and Mugging" That was good. I really laughed out loud with that one 🤣

12:55 that actually fockin rhymes

Captain Torres is up there with PJ and Yellow 13

I think Torres wanted to end the war because they were delaying the new seasons of the anime he was watching

I just realized Hugin pic is actually a pic of the ADF-01 falken

22:28 "pussy hell nah"💀

Your depiction of Jeff Besos is super accurate. He would sent the drone hub after employees who want a bathroom break.

now do ace combat 6 go dance with the angels

Torres can't be bad. Anyone who likes Houshou Marine is alright in my book.

16:12 Was that Sundowner speaking?

Bro how did you skip the tyler island mission, they killed the dog and did war crimes

This is a top tier video. To be fair I think the captain made the right decision, I would die for Marine Chan.

Maxor 2 years ago: "Haha vtubers lol" Maxor now: "Watame collab with me"

Honestly the soundtrack to this game was great. First time I took on the second arsenal bird I came out of the clouds at the same time the arsenal bird shields dropped for the final time, when the princess destroyed the..... server I guess, then the music picked up and I hit the gas and went in to finish the level. Truly one of those moments I don't think I can forget, always makes my spine tingle a little when I think about it. Really glad I picked up the game.

To be fair, Capt Torres was a highly respected naval commander who with no hesitation sank his own boat with crew onboard down to the bottom of the ocean simply because he was ordered to, and instead of questioning after several months of no follow up orders, decided to stay down there for a year and a half, subsisting on anime and the heartfelt feelings of his men. One day he hears a russlin' on his roof and resurfaces to investigate. Seeing world war 3 happening ace combat style and noticing he has a boat, he points out this heresy by trying to kill anyone that doesn't have a boat, the fact a million people didn't own boats is their problem. The two enemy forces explain that mass airborne genocide is ok, but innocent genocide is not. To Torres, a man who only knows of anime and bro love, he sees not the difference. Even after losing countless men, even after surrendering his sub, giving up the nukes, he refused to give up what was important.

yo don't play 12:30 out loud on a speaker, my google home heard it and now I'm pretty sure i'm on a watchlist

20:25 the *oh fuck a missle* got me good

11:27 *laughs in plot armour*

Its funny to think in this verse even if Torres survived to the destruction of the Alicorn he would kill himself anyways after the assault on Farbanti when he realizes he wouldnt be able to see Marine-chan again.

Poor Count. He got on my nerves early on so I was surprised that he was the one that wound up making it out of Spare Squadron with me. But then by the end of the game I really wound up liking the guy. He's like an inversion of Pixy and your other wingmen in the series. He starts out as a rival and an asshole but matures as the game progresses and learns to respect you and stop being a whiny bitch, especially after Wiseman dies. When he flies into the tunnels with you at the end of the game when he didn't have to, by then you know it isn't his ego driving him. He has finally become your bro.

I often come back to watch this video solely for "Hey Bro, you see any jets?" "WHAT!?"

12:29 you activated my google nest and now I’m probably on a list

Huge AC Fan here. I imagine some humorless shits will give you crap for this but its amazing. You should be able to laugh at the things you like and I laughed hard at this. Keep it up. Love the Arma stuff too.

These are great, you should make more!

Clown Torres needs to be in every video from now on forever.

22:12 The use of Megalith Magnus Dei unlocked a childhood memory. By far the best final mission music.

During the last Arsenal Bird fight originally the music would just play and there'd be the swelling chorus. However the guy in charge felt like the game was still lacking, so with the entire game finished and ready to ship he called up in the middle of the night his sound team. They redid the the OST so that it was timed with the conversation and the shield drop, and then went through and retouched all the other OSTs to improve them.

Music from the video (because the OST from this game rocks) - Magic Spear I 0:00 - IUN Briefing 0:55 - Ghost love score - Nightwish 1:36 - Two-Pronged Strategy 2:24 - Archange 2:43 - Salty Lake 3:04 - IUN Briefing 3:13 - Rescue 3:21 - IUN Briefing 3:52 - 444 4:04 - Pensees 4:47 - The Only Thing they Fear is You - Mick Gordon 5:17 - Long Day 5:35 - Yinshi Valley 6:20 - Archange 6:25 - IUN Briefing (you get it at this point) 7:14 - Pipeline Destruction 7:16 - Waiapolo Mountains 7:48 - Identification 8:10 - Transfer Orders 9:04 - Rex Tremendae (AC4) 9:16 - Siren's Song 9:47 - Stonehenge Defensive 10:49 - Magic Spear I 12:08 - The Hero of Comberth Harbor 12:28 - Enchanter II 13:10 - Enchanter I 13:30 - Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 14:22 - Mimic - Rage & Scream 15:11 - Alicorn 16:14 - Werewolf 17:46 - Battle for Farbanti 18:17 - I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 19:36 - I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 20:01 - Archange 20:11 - Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 20:43 - Lighthouse 20:59 - Daredevil 21:25 - Rex Tremendae (AC4) 22:11 - Agnus Dei(AC4) 22:38 - Pensees 23:27 Unfortunately I could not find some of the songs but most of them should be here Edit: Thanks to @Clamitous Enigma for the help finding some of the sneaky ones

Objection! That’s a PNG your honour.

Max0r, the Salvation part is legit my favorite part in your videos tied with Tax evading Vergil

the evolution of Max into a fellow AC fanatic is beautiful to watch

"All prisoners of war will be treated in accordance with international law. We've even brought pizza" You coulda said pizza first and I would have willingly thrown myself at you to surrender.

No cap I need one of these for AC5 immediately

I think it’s fucking amazing how Max0r can turn a video from a shitpost storm into a genuine nice ending in like two sentences

Dog: r... r... r... r... Human: awww he’s gonna say ruff ruff! Dog: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL OSEA IS DONE Humans: O_O

Noone: The Multiplayer: HEY HEY HEY WANT TO MAKE SOME CRAZY MONEY? LOSING A SINGLE MATCH WITHOUT EVEN DAMAGING ANYONE GIVES MORE THAN REPEATING MULTIPLE 20 MINUTE STORY MISSI- *gets mini nuked by DLC plane*

22:11 "Ace Combat 4 Ost - Megalith Agnus Dei", for those whos looking for the song

20:35 i love this video but the fact he cut archange as it got to the single greatest section of music ever composed infuriates me

I’d download a mod of you replacing the briefing cutscenes

8:46 I don’t know why but this is my favorite joke of the whole video. “Whooo left the confetti on?”

5:22 evil dog

3:50 knowing that is a osprey, I doubt it was mute guys missile but just the terrible safety of the osprey

Trigger: *Shows up to Spare Squadron in an ADF-01 Falken* Avril who now has to raid a Gründer Industries factory: Am I a joke to you?