an unhinged recap of Desperate Housewives (season seven) 

🎊🍷 Renee Housewarming Party 🍰🎉 everyone say hiiiii Reneeeee

I'm so excited for your recap of this season that I don't know if I will be mindful of why I was invited to the section. Also Susan's OF era was so ahead of it's time.

Its so funny to me everyone hated the idea of a halfway house in their community when the crime rate there is OUTRAGEOUS lmao.

Vanessa Williams being added to the show is everything to me. A MOTHER

You lived, served kidney, and then you died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now that I’m rewatching this season as well, I wish the Beth character didn’t exist and Paul had showed up to Wisteria Lane with Renee in tow.

So I just want to say the one continuity error I could never forgive was that episode Lynette caused a rift in their marriage by refusing to wear an orange shirt since orange looks bad on her. ONLY FOR SEASONS LATER TO CHOOSE TO WEAR THE UGLIEST DAYGLO ORANGE TOP.

The amount that the show validates the idea that Lynette is “emasculating” Tom really frustrates me. Sometimes she absolutely is too controlling but that’s not an issue because she’s a woman and he’s a man and he needs his man roles, it’s because she’s invalidating her partner. And sometimes she is objectively in the right to do so, Tom is insanely impulsive and they have 3-4 children to raise depending on the season. And with his utter inability to do any childcare they can’t rely on two incomes. Sometimes the show is very fair on it but it feels like Lynette is always left with the short end of the stick despite suffering tragedy after tragedy, and generally absorbing the brunt of the fallout of Toms baggage while Tom can’t handle a week of being a house husband. It’s excellent writing but I do wish the show pointed out sometimes how ridiculous it is for him to complain about her emasculating him (as opposed to the very legitimate times when she’s too controlling like with the meds)

It's like you knew i was about to eat dinner when you uploaded this gem

I- do the writers know that people can live with one kidney??? Like... Most people don't get a kidney transplant unless they only have one. This plot is so dumb omg

12:40 my introduction to teri hatcher was her playing penny on macgyver, and i feel like for a while she got stuck in cute/sexy, clumsy/silly girl woman roles. idk if she likes it or not but that has been a few roles i've seen her in. 1:21:05 idk why but i keep imagining felicia tillman as kathy bates.

Been watching previous recaps for the last couple of days 😍 You are an icon ❤️

The fact they realise he didn't really have a gun and go straight to "oh we better bury his body in the woods and cover it up" rather than "well we can get the gun from the safe and put it in his coat as he claimed it was" ruins the whole series. The fact she never mentioned that he had assaulted her a child is imaterial: it happened in Mexico, and she had told her friends, mother, the nun and her THERAPIST, plus he had FAKED HIS OWN DEATH ALREADY. Carlos hit him on the head ONCE so he used reasonable force. By no stretch of the imagination would a rich man with good community ties in the USA go to prison for knocking out an illegal immigrant who broke into his home and threatened to rape his wife.

I feel like seasons seven and eight structure didn’t work without the “new, mysterious neighbor” arc. Paul Young and Felicia’s ongoing conflict + Gaby’s stepfather in the subsequent season just wasn’t strong enough as a central “mystery”. Sure, it’s unrealistic that these random people move onto the street (Betty, Gloria, Patrick, Arthur, Dave, Bolens, Mayfairs) and only last for a year or so before their dirty laundry is unearthed…but that’s part of the charm of the show having these new neighbors show up every season w/ the ladies converging w/ their mess

I only found out recently that this was supposed to be the final season and suddenly it makes so much sense why Paul and Felicia are back.

Mother has posted 🙏🏻

the Actor that playes Keaths father also plays Liam Corts Step Father in 90210 and Sam Evans father in Glee

I love how the first one I'm recommended is Season 7 😂 so excited though I love this genre!

“You served kidney and the you died” made me snort 🤣

Yay! I got a shout out! Anyway, I'll be watching this for the next two hours.

This dropped at the perfect time, I have an illustration deadline I need to make for tomorrow and I’ve been rewatching all your recaps! These are my fave videos at the moment! (Also lesbian Bree rights 😤)

Aaa thank you for the shoutout 💕also the wall looks CRAZY I am excited!!

I LIVE FOR THESE VIDSSSSS

As always, thank you for your amazing work!

Abby I fell asleep during this video and woke up to you saying “paul young’s death” 💀

I’ve been watching since the first episode, and I just want you to know you are doing such an amazing job. These videos deserve so much more and I’ll be manifesting that you get the blow up you deserve soon🤍

Great analysis again, I loved your recap just like the others :) thank you for your videos!

The way I panicked when I heard my name 😂 I love your videos!

always look forward to these videos! slay ❤

the fact that i only have two of these left is insane

shes back!

I am sooo ready for this 😁

guys, i intorduced my girlfriend to dh and she loves it. she is part of the lesbians for bree committee, i hope you're all proud of me

AAAAA I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THIS!! I can’t today but I will be watching this first thing tomorrow when I wake up!! Eeee and congrats on 1K!!!! U deserve way more!! I can’t wait for your channel to pop off. I know people have to recognize the work and dedication you put into your videos! 🩷🧡❤️

Great video!

I think you should put all these videos together and upload a gianttttt desperate housewives video. Longer videos tend to get pushed well by the algorithm these days!

UNDERRATED AS HELL ‼️‼️

Yall I do not like Tom, he’s such an unlikeable person

pls do devious maids plsssss

not me being first

When I was a teenager watching for the first time, I always thought Tom was the hottest husband... but the worst. He's so annoying, I couldn't stand him then and I can't now 😅

Slay

Let’s gooooo!

Leggoooo, babyyy! 🎉