If you’re interested in signing up! Regardless, I love you all equally! Thanks as always for watching the weirdness. PATREON: www.patreon.com/drjordanbreeding RU-vid: ru-vid.com/show-UCUfeQmlNZVQdzjiFBSwjOrQjoin
When you're so broke you're googling the snails in your yard trying to figure out if they might be worth eating. 😂 I know the rollie pollies are supposed to be edible too, but for some reason they gross me out much more. 💀 I'm gonna go plant some more beans and impatiently wait for Dave to get back to work!
@@ContactsNfiltersrollie pollies are crustacean, so my suggestion would be serve with garlic butter Okay so now I want to go dig up a bunch of the lil bastids
Sorry to hear about the nondescript thing that Dave did or didn't do. But glad to hear that now there's a greater chance that your kids might get fed. Once the apology couch payments are done, of course.
Don’t worry, all 47 clones have been taken care of. UPDATE: The body of the last Dave has gone missing, and everyone at the funeral was found dead. Details to follow…
The thumbnail made me fear the worst. I was so relieved i went to patreon and upgraded from regular to supersick. Its not a lot, but i hope you keep up the good work!
Jordan, I love that you see and hear that some Breeder's want to support you outside of Patreon. And explaining how with this added support from RU-vid donations, Dave can finally get the help he needs. Thank you for your candor.
Since we have the crying couch, the ukulele, and random car crying apology videos, I recommend for your future apology video to be in green screen one piece with a velvet smoking jacket robe. Show them you are working hard on rebuilding our trust, with style. Lol
They say fake it til you make it. Before you know it your practicing fake crying will become real crying. We'll all be here to applaud your performance.
Looking forward to your "So Long and Good Riddance, RU-vid" reflective goodbye montage once Max Breeding Streaming launches! I expect it to be 10x as over the top as the Watcher Incident 🫡 I'll be staying on Patreon until then, gentlemen.
I'd purchase merch with Kincaid screaming "PUSSA!" on it or any of your infamous cutaways. But I don't know how copyrights and licensing works. Love you Dr. Breeding! ❤❤❤
I almost ready to go back to work, been busting my ass with physio!! And once the money starts coming back, I'll be subscribing to the top tier available on Patreon. The work you guys do is hilarious and really helps me get through the tough days where the pain I endure daily needs alleviating and your videos provide me the laughter to help forget how depressed i have become. So thank you Dr. Breeding, your sense of humor has been the best prescription for laughter this guy could have ever asked for, looking forward to your future content and becoming a tiny piece of support that helps keep it a reality.
@Drjordanbreeding it sucks that it happened, but I somehow survived, so I look to the positive. Your videos have been a great distraction and source of entertainment, matches my sense of humor and the writing is so damn funny.
Im of the many that continue to stream your content in an everlasting binge cycle whenever im my apartment too alone and must silence thoughts ✨🎀 lulz... it is the very least i can do to honor your generous genius 🙏🏼 thank you for existing ✊🏼
Mmm, spicy update, indeed! I can't believe this was actually funny while delivering the info, and the end outtakes there was hilarious. Usually, videos like these pop up and it's a RU-vid person talking like they're my buddy or some shit lol. And I get it, probably a tough thing to balance, but just because I watch YT stuff doesn't also mean I'm an invalid, believe it or not. But here, no such problem! It's just great to know I'm not getting throw under the bus like Dave, woohoo! (What a stand-up guy lol best camera man of all time)
I know I don't need to apologize for being poor, but I'm apologizing for being poor. Take a view and a like, I hope the algo picks you up more. You're real funny, and really good at editing!
glad i get to push off buying my dave specific electric fence now that you have more ways of keeping that scoundrel off the mean streets (the alley with the weird dumpster)
Don't panic friends, this isn't an *actual* RU-vidr apology video... That would require the video to feature fake crying, which this one does not, so we're in the clear.
Can I just thank you for telling me your preference? I always wonder what's the best for my favorite creators (especially the smaller ones) because I want my money to go as far as possible.
God... I was so concerned that Dave was gonna get his own segments and I wouldn't be able to leave the Breeding shows on for my vegetable grandmother. She's not really a vegetable but I DO keep her locked in the basement until she signs me into her will, and I think these videos are either weakening her resolve OR making her very determined for revenge against me. Either way: I'm happy to hear Dave won't be getting a segment AND that once I get that sweet sweet estate money I'll have a fun new way to support Dave NOT getting a segment on the shows.
Fun fact: While RU-vid takes more of your revenue through membership compared to Patreon, the ease of not having to leave the RU-vid app supposedly increases conversion, so in theory you make more because it's appeals to lazy people - like me! (But not me, specifically, I'm too poor to financially support creators I love, though I think they do make some stipend from RU-vid Premium members like me that's supposedly a little more than they'd make from AdSense.)
Totally and that's why I think having both options makes sense! And I definitely do earn some every time you watch so I absolutely appreciate you watching!
Followed u for a while bro and i love ur work on here. Cracked was awesome then it fucking sucked. U came along and it was awesome again! Then it sucked. Then u started this and now the awesome is over here. Gimmie some time and I'll definitely hop on the patreon. I'd rather u get as much as u can, not these already rich fuckers! Tyty bro! Ur the best!!
As VP of Random Stuff I am happy to announce that Breeding Max will be an adult orientated streaming service where in ALL videos Dave will be naked... behind the camera. Trust us is for your sake
I was worried when I saw the thumb nail with I'm Sorry and a sad face. I thought you might be giving up being a famous video maker due to the harsh financial realities of the world.
I’ll stay on patreon. I’d rather you guys get the money. Plus I’m super lazy and changing accounts sounds like a pain in the ass. I’ll just cross my fingers that no one tells me why patron is a problem😅
