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I watch and explain terrible movies so you don't have to.

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An Update
2:49
2 месяца назад
The Honest Truth About Concussions
7:28
5 месяцев назад
I explain the Doom (2005) movie to purify Mars
26:55
5 месяцев назад
Dr. Jordan Breeding but out of context (2023)
33:48
7 месяцев назад
All 3,634,399 Deaths in Finding Nemo | BodyCount
8:47
10 месяцев назад
Why My Video Titles (Intentionally) Suck
8:52
11 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@peculiarchap
@peculiarchap 3 часа назад
Is this foreshadowing a 12 hour long slow motion upload of you explaining Snyder Cut? 😂😅
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 часа назад
Ha I wish
@peculiarchap
@peculiarchap 2 часа назад
@@Drjordanbreeding Imagine how fun it'll be for Dave capturing you speaking veeeery slooooowly as you explain every slow motion frame from the movie 😀🤣
@dudeist_priest
@dudeist_priest 3 часа назад
Wait, you're not on coke all the time??
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 часа назад
Not ALL the time
@KeithMoon1980
@KeithMoon1980 5 часов назад
Did we just get a post credit scene?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 часа назад
Virtually every video has had one of those!
@KeithMoon1980
@KeithMoon1980 Час назад
@@Drjordanbreeding I never noticed before. Now I guess I need to do a re-watch!
@billepperson2662
@billepperson2662 5 часов назад
Have you ever considered doing a video where you go through a really respected directors filmography? Like Alejandro jodorowsky, herzog or Darren Aronofsky? Probably wouldn't have as much "broad appeal", but it could potentially draw interest from an entirely new demographic 🤷
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 часа назад
I have, but I have no plans at the moment!
@danielwurtz7555
@danielwurtz7555 6 часов назад
M this area okay
@LUHKNOWNONDATRACK
@LUHKNOWNONDATRACK 10 часов назад
Drbreeding 4 ambassodor of U.S and Jamacian affairs
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 часа назад
Id be a great rep
@usafenderstrat2
@usafenderstrat2 11 часов назад
Was the Schrodinger line improved or scripted? I need to know for research purposes....
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 5 часов назад
Scripted haha
@tyler1234321
@tyler1234321 12 часов назад
All I can think about is the fact that alien vs predator is rated pg-13 for "goo'.
@shandean8352
@shandean8352 13 часов назад
Liam Neeson was Darkman. He was all about vengeance from the beginning
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 часа назад
That was 3 years later thooooo
@kotaromon3362
@kotaromon3362 13 часов назад
Going off the comments about Russia invading, how do they handle active servicemen on purge day? Wouldn't they want to protect their families? Does the U.S. ward off cyber-attacks and anything more serious?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 часа назад
Yeah that’s a great point haha
@zachofragnarok3067
@zachofragnarok3067 14 часов назад
Thank you for risking lyme disease and arthritis for our viewing enjoyment! A classic as always Dr. B!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 часа назад
Somebody had to do it haha
@firemanjoe9491
@firemanjoe9491 15 часов назад
This is the best one yet!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 14 часов назад
Awesome glad to hear it!
@andrewmoss8442
@andrewmoss8442 16 часов назад
Wtf is the song that they always clip in, the lyrics sound like “ok, love is dead”
@tdylan
@tdylan 17 часов назад
"Every freaking Predator?" More like "Every freaking Dave," am I right?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 16 часов назад
You ARE right
@Carlin2810
@Carlin2810 18 часов назад
"The Man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say.....I got you MoFo" I was just taking a drag of a joint when that came on & I giggle snort cough spluttered & it really hurt my nose holes. An Aligator bit my hand off...F'ing Lizard. Omg I was hoping you were going to bring up Dylans arm being tucked up behind his back when it gets blown off,you can clearly see it when the camera pans around his right hand side. Gary Busey,mate what a treasure that man is,his characters are great,the Navy Captain he played in Under Seige was epic,that snort & then the loogey into the Stew pot was legendary mate honestly,me & my mate used to watch that bit over & over,its simultaniously the grossest but funniest thing ive ever seen,the Plop sound it made when it hit the stew was some great detail by the sound department,it really made it sound like a big fat snot ball loogey it was F'ing gross mate. I love Gary Busey,its such a shame he had that accident but somehow it just ads to his greatness. Those "I hope its a Girl" cuts...Mate youre F'ing wrong you are...
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 16 часов назад
Haha sorrrrry
@nickperoncomedy
@nickperoncomedy 18 часов назад
That Irish Mailman's name is Gary Chalk and if he's in a movie it was probably filmed in Canada.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
NO IT WAS FILMED IN IRELAND
@westrywayne
@westrywayne 19 часов назад
16:50 😂😂😂
@a-go-go19
@a-go-go19 20 часов назад
I'm just gonna assume big predator is little predator's awful dad and no one should correct me
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
This is canon
@daverobson3084
@daverobson3084 21 час назад
Just like most pro " common sense gun control" advocates, this genius thinks that people use AR-15's to hunt deer. AR-15's are a poor choice to hunt deer as, contrary to the popular opinion ( of the people that know nothing about firearms) AR-15's are actually not " high powered"( or military grade). They are a rather small caliber weapon ( in their stock form) and significantly less powerful than the ( far less feared) typical rifles used to hunt deer. They are usually only used for defense, target shooting and SMALL GAME hunting. And, of course, the reason behind the "Predators" carrying the "self destruct" bombs is fairly obvious. To deny their technology to humans and other "prey" species that have a chance of reverse engineering it. Okay, he hates The Rise of Skywalker, so, I take it all back. He's great.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
The AR-15 bit was a joke, as are most of the things said in these videos. I think it’d be much more sporting to let humans have better tech, especially if they kicked your ass for it. Rise of Skywalker is terrible.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 21 час назад
I have tourettes & loathe movies for portraying us the same way every time. The statistics are something like 1:1000 people with tourettes have verbal tics, 1:1000 of verbal tics are real word speaking verbal tics, and 1:1000000 people with word speaking verbal tics have the swearing kind.
@ghostface5555
@ghostface5555 22 часа назад
Jordan seems like an awesome friend. the clips he uses Letterkenny, freaking klay world come on that was the best shorts. Amazing
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
I think I’m fun haha
@taylorsullivan3293
@taylorsullivan3293 22 часа назад
I paused this video after the Adrian Brody predators so I could watch the Shane black one unspoiled. I laughed so hard it was genuinely a good time. THANK U FOR THIS VIDEO DR BREEDING
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
Haha you’re welcome!
@DARKWun1984
@DARKWun1984 22 часа назад
Told myself I wasn't allowed to watch any content until I was an official breeder. Now I got 5 months of content to watch when I should be cleaning. I blame Dave. Fuck you Dave. And the horse you rode in on.
@bishoujo96
@bishoujo96 23 часа назад
old thumbnail was soooo much better Jordan plsssssssss! i think u should save the side profile thumbnail for Alien series vid so you can recreate the iconic scene from the third movie 👀 plus your costume is so good and screams OG Predator movie as soon as you see it! way more eye catching 💪
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
Just hold on for the Alien video haha. It’s all connected
@hartthorn
@hartthorn 23 часа назад
The "seasons" in Predators might use a seed method, like they drop 10 people a day for X days to ensure there's plenty of game but also not to overload the environment TOO hard with targets all at once. And I also figure that they just took out ONE camp of Predators and they have some method of communicating "stay on your side of the damn jungle".
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 18 часов назад
That’s definitely a possibility
@xxPYROxxJONESxx
@xxPYROxxJONESxx День назад
To be fair it kinda turned out that too many photos can steal your soul 1:50:06
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 23 часа назад
You’re not wrong!
@rainbowcrash6990
@rainbowcrash6990 День назад
Dave hates Predators. They get to do their predation while invisible. Dave is just jealous.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
He really is
@xxPYROxxJONESxx
@xxPYROxxJONESxx День назад
Holly 💩! how did you know what my alarm clock song is?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
Haha it’s a classic wake up song
@cerosis
@cerosis День назад
Honestly, I was hoping Prey's actors would have spoken Comanche for the movie
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
They did the dubs! First movie ever to have Comanche dubs or something like that
@cerosis
@cerosis День назад
@@Drjordanbreeding well now I may have to watch it!
@DeathRobotKailozo
@DeathRobotKailozo День назад
I mean, Predator is cool, but who else is here for Butt Boy.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
Predator Vs Alien Vs Butt Boy
@DeathRobotKailozo
@DeathRobotKailozo День назад
@@DrjordanbreedingI smell a blockbuster. No…wait…it’s Dave’s sock drawer.
@theOneOnlyTed
@theOneOnlyTed День назад
Sude! You're looking JACKED! Honestly, steroids used outside of medical direction can lead to severe issues as tine goes on. I'm worried about you man. Since you saved my life back in 'nam ive been proud to watch you're ascent through the world of the restaurateur, professional gymnastics, and make stripping, but the steroids worry me. May the Lloyd be with you.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
Nah dude I’m being safe
@theOneOnlyTed
@theOneOnlyTed День назад
@@Drjordanbreeding ok... just remember Pedro
@tux_duh
@tux_duh День назад
I now only want a predator movie set in the ice age and they get absolutely mobbed and ripped apart by a pack of humans
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
AVP 1 kind of explores that haha
@juicewilliss
@juicewilliss День назад
I have a giant tick in my pants for butt-boys.
@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843
@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843 День назад
The mouth logistics just mean they have something besides bottles and cans. Like, big specially-bred ticks or aphids, a 12-pack in a chilled bucket. (Suddenly wondering if they have corporate capitalism and marketing on the yautja homeworld. "Bug Lite" is too easy, but the puns are there.)
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
We’ll make it work somehow haha
@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843
@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843 18 часов назад
@@Drjordanbreeding As long as it's both the marketing thing and the liquor-ticks, because I think I could pull off the second one. GMO rum-slugs, nature's* jello shot.
@StarshineGoomba
@StarshineGoomba День назад
Honestly, if a wreslter that went by "The Body" *didn't* call himself a "Sexual Tyrannasaur", I'd be worried.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
Yes
@erikwilliams1562
@erikwilliams1562 День назад
Love this series and Dr., you looking JACKED! Good for you. Also RIP Bill Paxton. His Charisma stat was already maxed out so those little hats wouldn't have helped
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
Poor Billlll
@troyhubbler9874
@troyhubbler9874 День назад
Funny... I just found my blu ray box set of every predator movie and of course the only one missing is the first one just my luck, great job as always.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
That sucks haha but thank you!
@6xCamox9
@6xCamox9 День назад
"If this is your first video of mine, I am sorry." lmfao
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
I feel like I have to say that every time now
@mt3981
@mt3981 День назад
Gesturing with the pistol pointed directly at your face is killing me harder than the predator killed the butt boys.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding День назад
Those friggin butt boys
@fanalittletruthincog8168
@fanalittletruthincog8168 День назад
JJJJJJJJJJJJJooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!