most snakes looj cute when there mouths not open same with alot of spiders its the sight of there teeth that makes humans shiver as in our heads instinct screams at us that things with teeth like that inject poison which will for sure kill you or incipacitate you so something else does
Googling what color a real anaconda has was too hard. Or maybe he did, then thought "that's a too difficult skin for the model to draw, let's just make them black."
I understand John Rhys Davies barely missed out on Star Wars movies while Hasslehoff starred in one of the first Star Wars ripoffs, so the Star Wars clips are perfect.
Wow. I couldn't hardly recognize John Rhys-Davies. He's so skinny in this movie... compared to what I remember him being in Raiders of the Lost Ark & Sliders. I'm glad that he's still acting in some movies. Too bad it's in this bad CGI snake movie.
This isn't even the worst thing I've seen Davies in. I commend the guy for always being able to find work, but I do have to question the quality of some of his choices.
I once saw a movie called Project: Metalbeast where a laboratory doing medical research on human skin is taken over by shady government types who order the scientists to put their experimental prosthetic skin on an unidentified corpse, and to that movie's credit there is a scene where all the scientists protest that this is completely insane and pointless, even though they go along with the plan anyway.
I'm glad Hasselhoff has made peace with his own campy, silly legacy and seems to be in a good place now, cause it makes it eas(yyyyyyyyyyyy)ier to point out: every character he played really WAS just Mitch Von Malibu, wasn't it? Hyper-competent, unflappable, irresistibly attractive to women of any age. I'm shocked we never got a movie starring him in a black tank top.
To be super minorly fair, the blood spit passenger would definitely flail and hit the others and distract to crashing probably. That makes some sense surprisingly
It's funny because Kari Wuhrer was the replacement for John Rhys-Davies after he was fired from _Sliders_. Not to mention the shitty third season did an obligatory _Anaconda_ rip-off.
... You know, looking at the dismembered bodies of the snakes victins, all I can say is: "That is not how snakes work, you dolt! Snakes are suppose to eat their pray whole". Then again, anacondas arent even suppose to be able to eat humans, so...
If it's a baby or small child it can eat them but anacondas kill by suffocation and breaking your bones there's no way they would dismember a human their teeth are inverted hooks to not let the prey get away they aren't made to slash or chew if they tried it they would probably break their teeth.
Anaconda, Anacaondas, Anaconda 3, then there's an Anaconda _queen_ like there is such a thing for snakes, yeah, they thought they were making an Alien movie.
This was basically an Alien ripoff. A company experimenting/studying unique (deadly) creatures. Impaling victims with their tails The main character having the monster right in front of her, but not attack her (Alien 3) And of course, the sequel titles, like you pointed out. All we needed her to do was get into a machine of some sort and quote "Get away from them, you bitch!"
Wow the mid to late 2000's were really a bad time for John Rhys Davies. Princess Diaries 2, The Medallion, Anaconda 3. Sad to see such an amazing actor be reduced to these roles.
AnvilPro100 The Indominus Rex from Jurassic World made more sense than the genetically alterd super-snakes in this film and the next, and the Indominus Rex was awesome.
Probably based on the sharp tailed snake which has a spike on the end of its tail that it only uses to restrain its prey and never in a fatal manor And which isn’t a remote threat to humans and is not related to the anaconda other than the fact that they’re both snakes So either way it’s completely inaccurate to either snake
that anaconda is moving faster than… it's moving…….wtf? Look, you can have an anaconda move that fast, in fact, many anaconda's are faster. BUT THEY HAVE TO ACTUALLY MOVE THAT FAST! you can't just have a snake going 20 miles an hour while it undulates slightly every couple minutes. Snakes are not snails, they can't just crawl forward with no lateral movement!
I swear the only thing that makes sense is that this was partially filmed before the Hoff got on board and they just wrote out the other team leader and did a couple of minor reshoots so Hoff could be the big badass/traitor character. And him signing on was probably worth it for the studio because they got to put him on the cover and in the trailers and we know that would make them more money than they paid to get him. Because with everything he has done in the last 15 years shows he cares more about an easy paycheck than being in quality productions. (And fyi this is my favorite in the series, I love how terrible it is)
I was also thinking of the Alien/Aliens title thing when Anacondas was being released, and that's mostly because that movie was released around the same time as Alien vs. Predator. 2:31- I still find it sad that John Rhys-Davis whet from appearing in Indiana Jones and Lord of the Rings, and went to do crap like this and In the Name of the King. 5:05- Face it, the Anaconda series is ruined. 8:35- Gee, Anaconda 3, thank for reminding me that I'd rather see Jurassic World again than sit through you. I still can't get over "WE CREATED SUPERSNAKES TO FIND OUT THE SECRET TO WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!" I also find "The Hoff punching women" bit really funny. 16:50- Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions.
This is my favorite episode of Baywatch Nights ♫In the night, you can hear the John Voight call As another Ice Cube falls Race to the Amazon, in a blink of J-Lo The Anaconda is watching as we slide into the night!♫
at 13:59 i like how you said that David Hasselhoff was so mad that he goes Resident Evil Afterlife and that movie came out 2 years later when Anaconda 3 offspring came out back in 2008
Well to be fair the main protagonist reaction of trying to save the guy with no pulse isn’t entirely illogical you can resuscitate someone who is legally dead, there are plenty of cases of people being dead for minutes to even hours before being revived
Dead give away this wasn't (but should have been) an Uwe Boll movie: Amanda would have been played by Kristinna Loken. Otherwise definitely felt like an Uwe Boll movie.
I love your DBZ Burter action figure. XD 13:00 Sounds almost as ridiculous a cover story to cover up that they're making weaponized dinos in Jurassic World. :P But, maybe I'm giving them too much credit by saying the snakes are a weapons program fronting as pharmaceutical research.
where is burt gummer when you need one... imagine an anaconda tremors crossover :D even though that sounds better in my head after seeing that cgi disaster even though it can get alot worse
We didn’t fail! The snakes failed! John Voigt voice. Ok, technically I know people live for some time without a head or brain (spasms and such), but not sure about shooting or the time they can. That ironically is a more snake thing, biting with no body for awhile afterwards. Reverse snake!
14:54 Why did you make that joke if the Amazon was never actually mentioned? I know it's where anacondas actually live, but it's strange enough that there are Romanian locals who speak American English in this movie.
Well, poor lab precautions and insane plans are necessary if John Rhys Davies really wants to achieve his goal of becoming a proper clichéd evil businessman. What, his goal is to actually get something from his research team? Yeah, I think my idea is less stupid.
hnn.. interesting male green anaconda's actual have a spur near the end of the tail they use to 'excite' females ... the tail spike seems to be a badly fought out extension of that little bit of anatomy ...or they just got a lucky coincidence ...
