Ancient Aliens be like 

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Imagine where we'd be today if Finland and Korea could have kept at peace.

Not gonna lie. This can be one of the best alternate history lore ever, like Warhammer 40k, and can produce intriguing video games, movies and books.

Still better than the average Ancient Aliens episode

So, in recap: 1. Humans were waging wars each other (as always) 2. Several alien races came and enslaved humans 3. Humans rebelled and destroyed the aliens’ home planets 4. The aliens migrated to other star systems in other to flee away from humans 5. Humans declared victory against their alien slave masters, but Earth became isolated again 6. Without technologies from the aliens, Earth’s civilization soon returned to barbarism 7. Survivors of the destroyed alien planets returned to Earth and made peace with humans. They co-existed peacefully and gave birth to human-alien hybrids 8. Humanity achieved another Golden Age 9. Earth then became enslaved (again) by yet another alien race 10. After a while, this alien race decided to kill 99% of humanity in order to prevent yet another rebellion 11. They then re-educated the remaining 1% and gave them various technologies, so that the descendants of this 1% can rebuild Earth into an alien-worshipping civilization 12. The aliens left, promising to return in the year 2012 13. To be continued… [Edit #1: Spelling] [Edit #2: Fixed some wrong details. Thanks for pointing them out]

I love shit like this. The trope of ancient precursor races with hyper advanced technology that mysteriously vanished will never not be peak kino.

When people who never touched grass, don't have any idea about architecture and engineering, say that ancient people could build impressive things only with aliens help.

This show is the reason why aliens won't come to visit us.

3:26 “They instructed them to reconstruct Anunaki mega stuctures.” Shows Pizza Hut. LMAOOOO

How the hell did you manage to put the entire ancient aliens timeline in one place? This is a MASTERPIECE

This version of history is more believable, as part of finnish-korean lore

What a time to be alive. All this primordial knowledge, for free.

Finno-Korean hyperwar is one of the most important wars in our history.

The Atlantis Arc is easily the best, the Writing reached peak, visual effects were great and Hero-To-Villain Transformation of the main character was very well done, 2/10.

> Be Ancient aliens > Build huge pyramids for no reason > Leave the Earth > refuse to elaborate further

"thanks for the money, dummy" is the best ending an ancient aliens episode could have

Honestly the guys working for Ancient Aliens should just become sci-fi writers. They come up with shit like this once every week, if they just sold it as a fiction book one of them would be a super popular bestseller eventually and they would become millionaires.

Do you think Ancient Aliens stays in hiding because they too live in fear of what they have created?

Current historical lore: 🤓 Ancient aliens lore: 🗿

Listen, I’m a huge fan of this show, and this joke about it is amazing. The fact that you made this so damn in-depth and put so much effort into this, was fantastic.

History Channel At 3am Be Like:

This is unhinged as fuck and I love it

This is actually more in-depth and descriptive than any Ancient Aliens episode has ever been

You forgot to mention on how the Greek gods are robot transformers and also brought their highly advance technology but they got their assess kick by alien called the white titan.

why is there not a game base on the "Finno-Korean Hyperwar"?

Finno-Korean hyper war reference💀

You know you messed up when even the GODS OF OLYMPUS are disgusted by your hedonism.

"Many reputable sources point to 2012 as the year of their return." Clearly someone forgot to keep the scenario in check.

Alternate Universe be like:

Can't wait for this 2012 to happen

It will happen if the Emperor doesn't reveal himself in time.

The best part is if you showed this to any conspiracy theory cult, they'd accept it as gospel, even if the creator came out and said he was just shitposting at 3am

Why is this actually deep lore💀💀

Praise the Age of Barbarism out of which birthed the greatest Cimmerian to ever exist: Conan the Barbarian. I love this stuff.

A serious history being mocked A mocked history being serious Ladies and gentleman I present to you….. MasterOfRoflness

"ancient aliens be like" proceeds to launch full disclosure interspersed with meme clips so there is some plausible deniability well played sir well played

"You can make a religion out of this"

Literally anything in histrory: Is even slightly vague Ancient Aliens: *hits blunt* ‘It’s free real estate.’

“Thanks for the money dummies” hits different with this one

Ancient aliens will forever be more believable than Cleopatra "documentary"

Once the Annunaki got involved this just turned into an actual Ancient Aliens episode

Now we'll just wait for Roland Emmerich to make a disaster movie out of it

This is beautiful. I am almost crying here. The legacy of the Old Races still persists!

Gotta be honest the idea of spaceships and massive Kaiju battles is actually really cool. 10/10 would watch again

When your friend recommends you a new mmo and tells you it has interesting lore

Anunaki megastructure. A fucking Pizza Hut lmaoooo

When you ask history channel the entire Earth lore:

The sequel we did not want, but the one we've deserved.

This is highly realistic and not induced by drugs in any way.

We making it out of Samsara with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

As an ancient alien i comfirm this is true

100% accurate parody of what "ancient astronaut theorists say yes" to.

Honestly. Would want a Novel. Like Greatest Historic Sci-Fi never written down

Finally Estonia's backstory

Sounds like the lore of every showa-era (1954-1975) Godzilla movie ever.

Right now, one of the recommendations on the right side of the page is a History Channnel episode called: "Ancient Aliens: Tesla's secret time travel connection"

I like how you have all this intense stuff in the video and then the rubber ugly item from Pikmin 2 shows up

Alien moment 💀

Aliens tried to visit the Earth again but were allegedly gunned down in Brazil.

If we do not hear from MasterofRoflness after a couple of days then we know it´s true...

I remember this in social studies.

And then the God-Emperor of Mankind unified Terra

As a egyptian am proud of my anunaki ancestors 💪💪💪👽👽👾

Shout out to Yakub. Thank you for creating me.

"Anunaki megastructures" *shows pizza hut*

" many sources points to the year 2012 as the year of their return " We already have 2023 . What is taking them so long ?

I love how it sounds like random nonsense, but if you pay attention theres an actual consistent plot 😂.

Universe at war songs are the shit, it’s a crime that the game never got a sequel

Is it bad that this video is still more coherent and internally consistent than the actual ancient aliens show?

"But you must answer one question" Finland/Korea: "You have but to ask" "What do you want with Yakub?" Finland/Korea: "He is the key to everything"

In all seriousness, I like how this is basically a continuation of your "alternate history be like" video the lore be going d e e p

Casually segues into the Hyborian Age

Its actually a good Lore for a video game tbh

Thanks for the history lesson master historian 🙏

I personally think the historical context of Kaiju War II has been overlooked by scholars for years.

0:16 yum, pie homeland

someone use this in their D&D compaign or something

How DARE they say Jackie Chen's death is disputed. I remember his dying words when he was in my arm, beaten. "Bạn đầy cứt" or some chinese shit, meaning "Why, black dynamite? Why" I'll never forget that war

Plot twist: It is THE real history

sounds like something a Mormon would say.

This video is just a Fever dream

There are still people who would even think that all of THIS was true.

"So long as there's 2 people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." John Patrick Lowrie, 2009

Giorgio Tsoukalos send you his regards.

Where is the joke? This is all real.

That first half, not gonna lie, came uncomfortably close to a thingy I’ve been working on for far to long

History channel at 3 am

As the people of ancient scotlandia empire,i can confirm that our space ship does look like one of those stonehenge

They really should just become sci-fi writers. That’s actually some pretty cool world buolding

That's just a normal week in the 40k universe

I like that there’s a trilogy of sorts: Black history be like, Alternate history be like, and Ancient aliens be like

Hyperborean Gamers Rise Up!

Bro, can you imagine watching this while high af

My favorite part was when the two moustache men put away their differences and worked together to protect earth from the alien invasion.

You forgot to mention the part where the greek gods were sentient alien terraforming-colonizing spaceships

Nobody: History channel at 3am:

Atlantis is basically the Eldar Empire

post 2008 was an interesting time because I was genuinely raised to believe in this

The Annunaki's warcry "Rocks and Stone!" when they find local gold deposits

2:18 World Trade Center