The History of the World According to 'Ancient Aliens' 

Love that Jazz music.

Anybody want to tell me what's with Ancient Aliens trending?🤔🤔🧐🧐

Hey Cody, I dare you to do The nations of the world song, but it's all the nations that killed the Byzantines

But Cody, do you got Tiny Goblins?

Who taught the aliens.

Agreed

Early

I watch all episodes

Bald men*

Time travel

Its no more stupid than the shit they teach you in sunday school

@@nicholasgeere5125 r/atheism

@@rag4824 i guess i had that one comming but my point still stands

@@nicholasgeere5125 *tips fedora*

@@patrickdavies9790 There is no god.

Way to spoil season 1000 for me 😒

Plot Twist: The people on this show are aliens

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes!

Plot twist: it was made by the actual aliens to breed the ground for alien supremacist on Earth waiting for the day the aliens would reveal themselves.

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Many religions are pretty similar and some even more illogical

Its pretty akin to the idea that all evil is human born and god just tries to save us from ourselves by vaguely teaching us parental like lessons with the use of capital punishment and reward tactics.

They literally suggest that ancient humans couldn't possibly have figured out how to make...buildings.

Ancient aliens build the pyramids yall the government is hiding the REAL information like how they hide that the Earth is freaking flat

Uhm based

I hope you're being sarcastic

Haven’t finished your vids yet, but I hope you’re both part of the same “knowing alternate better history cinematic universe”

Wait aren’t you live-streaming ancient alien stuff??

I'M WHEEZING. 😭🤣💀

My same opinion, like the ones where their like 'The government is bombing my cars and trying to kill me!' they could do that IN A DAY!

Well, is not that simple, I think the show is black propaganda.

@@ThePowerLover black propaganda? What do you mean with that?

@@omayaki5264 There's three forms of propaganda, white propaganda (the most known), grey propaganda and black propaganda.

lmaooo i was searching fr ur comment!!!

That killed it for me, fucking eurocentrism

Much as it was a joke here, the fact there are people who think that unironically is terrifying

​@@lintree exactly, the Europeans knew the stars just as well and used them to create instruments for cross continental journeys.

Just because white people didn't do it, doesn't mean aliens did

The MCU is for pfegs

Not comparable

The interesting thing is that in ancient pagan religions if you came up with a story about a deity or great hero and were convincing enough, it would most probably become canon in your religion, or would spawn its own cult. By that logic, Marvel's iteration of Thor is just as canon as the Poetic Edda. (Thor didn't appear in the Poetic Edda, at least, I don't think, but you get my point)

@@georgeoldsterd8994 Thor did appear in the Poetic Edda... multiple time. The Codex Regius specifically has the one where he dresses up as a woman to get his hammer back.

For the Greater Good, right? Tau'Va

@Night Falcon Yes inquisitor this guy here

@@alishermukhametkali9230 funny that to the Imperium there were Aliens in their Ancient past..... Though its in 20,000 AD which is very very Old for 40,000 AD

Tau’va!!!

Your pfp says it all

Also the implied racism that all civilizations that weren’t European all their works and inventions weren’t created by them, but by a “superior being”.

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 ??? Even Europeans were very much handheld from what Cody seems to explain here. Anything of classical greece and Rome seemed to come or be "under guidance" of aliens.

@@RomanBelisarius they mention it, but the focus is INCREDIBLY skewed. There’s a huge focus on non Europeans having no way of doing anything without aliens.

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 not really. Romans, Greeks, nazis, america, Stonehenge, nasa, all aliens. Not everything is racist homie.

I’m referring to the origins of the these conspiracies; the majority of them were used in the very beginning to discredit many of the people’s creations here in the Americas, the best example being who was first credited to building the Mounds of the Mississippi River.

Oh! Evangelion reference!

Old George was immortal; maybe he hung around in the guise of a king called "Arthur" in medieval England for a while after slaying the Dagon?

ok?

Ayo let this man cook

Ancienter alients

Future humans taught the aliens.

And also a series about the triple aliens

Time traveling future humans. They go back and tech the aliens, but they intentionally teach them stupid shit just to flex on them

The weirdest part to me is that this theory is so complicated and crazy that I seriously can’t figure out what’s E.T. and Yoda’s end game here. What do they gain from helping Nazi’s but still letting them lose the war? The only way this theory makes sense is if you go with the idea that our world/universe is a civ game with more mods than a broken Bethesda game.

@@Nostripe361 It just works Btw any into about Todd being alien?

@@liborkozak8938 Proof he is actually a Godd Howard

I can get behind Christianity, but this is insane. It's just Christianity with extra steps. Like, Christianity but for atheists.

Now that I think about it, how do we know all human aren't actually aliens ourselves and we just forgot about it?

I know this comment was a joke, but this is what really bugs me about a lot of conspiracy theories. "The only people who know the truth are me and those who watch this web series/follow this website that knows exactly what's going on! The people who caused [Insert Conspiracy Theory] just want you to think it actually happened because you're dumb!" If they had the power to cause said thing to happen, wouldn't they also have the power to just take down whatever it is that you found out this information from and thus keep people from finding out the truth? Like, I see so many people showing random-ass websites as "proof" of outlandish claims for things done by world governments or the Illuminati or some shit, and yet they don't stop and think that these governments/groups definitely would have the power to just remove those sites or bury that information or even just have these dudes taken out so random people can't find out "the truth" about what they're doing.

The best way to make someone not believe something is to make it a joke. Only people with open minds give any of this a second thought no need to shut them up.

Aztecs building pyramids: Go help the Jews, Sr Aliens. We got this.

@@QTheRabbit The reversed logic also works, "how and why would a government be expected to fake a moon program if it can't even stop some sorry sod from telling everyone that it's faked". Logistics truly is the red revenger of rational thinking.

@@QTheRabbit you saw too much X-Files (I'm doing it just now 😂😂😂😂) when this could be as simple as explaining it as some form of "Cassandra of Troy" (daughter of Priam who could see the future, but was cursed so nobody believed her).

The Average Evidence Enjoyer Vs the Average "Hey that painting of the sun kinda looks like a UFO" Connoisseur

Vs the thad "we helped aliens build earth"

@@whw148 hell yeah!

the extra chad the ancient civilizations are still around and are so advanced we think theyre aliens

the mega chad "hey maybe other peoples were also smart and were smarter before europe; making this whole idea that only aliens couldve done it very racist" legit tho ancient alien ideas were invented to disprove arguments that ancient peoples who werent white were intelligent lol

So true !

idk i really liked those dancing aliens he kept using X3

@@chumon1992 :3 uwu?

So has that whole treasure hunt just been monopolized by these guys from the history channel? That makes the fact that it's somehow *still* going on so much dumber

@@hithedragon7842 I guess so. I watched for awhile, because I read that same Reader’s Digest article back in the ‘60’s, and had run across references occasionally since. Those guys are reportedly the owners of the property now, so until they hang it up, the hypothetical treasure is in private hands.

yep, I am convinced there is no treasure

@@user-cw3wm9lx7w - Some of the theories absolutely fry my brain: probably one of the most peculiar is/was the notion that Bacon’s written work (including of course, Shakespeare’s plays🤣 - as written by Bacon) was buried in some sort of container immersed in mercury for preservation. Oooooookay. It has been known since either the 1930’s or 1950’s that the way to excavate the ‘money pit’ is to use (presumably) liquid nitrogen to stabilize the wet sandy soil, and then dig like crazy. It’s not my money, so I don’t have an opinion/s.

The real treasure are the friends they made along the way. That's the lesson the aIiens wanted to teach them.

Aliens: WTF

@@edmundthespiffing2920 Can't say they wouldn't think that. Alien: The hell is these guys doing???

@@edmundthespiffing2920 this is the funniest reply. This comment almost seems like it was made for your reply. Actually laughed out loud

@@j.epstein7723 good to know, jeff

@@nineix9438 Glad to help.

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Maybe because they ARE aliens. Ngl it would be funny to imagine a group of aliens up in space making all this shit up and laughing their asses off that people believe it 😂

Indeed

Nah, it's hard to watch even for me, therefore he's a god

I dunno about that, Tyler is DEFINITELY an alien, though.

...bold of you to think that he was ever sane.

Lol

And still ends up demonitized

@@wizard680 is it a coincidence demonetized is written the same way as demon??? I dont think so

@@oldmanlogan9616 ALIENS!

this much hours of watching the series althistoryhub did is what proves that, in the end, the ancient aliens still claim human sacrifice until today... and they don't need pyramids to take people's blood away from them

meow meow

I mean, if there were alien visitors, it's much more likely it was a scientific expedition. Which is why it's only been once, it's expensive as shit. We've been to Pluto _twice_ If they came, they came once, they'll be back when the alien UN funds their second expedition. Or, there's like a BILLION planets with life and they've got a lot to visit. Too much to come back to the monkey planet soon.

Idk chief. If i had sonic levitation and anti gravity devices i would probably use them instead of a crane. And considering the kind of things these aliens could pull off they probably did

I still remember how the show were claiming that Buddha was actually an alien with a flying saucer posed as a cloud then in another episode said Buddha was actually a human turned into some psychic alien being from some long lost civilization. This show can't even get it's own consistency right and are just throwing anything to the wall.

@@juden3459 🤣

Another questi9n: why did they just repossess the gravity technology after only giving it to the egyltians to make giant tombs for their kings?

"And the most powerful of them all, Squirrel Girl" Her or Deadpool, pick your poison

Did the serum that created America’s Captain come from an advanced extraterrestrial race?

It came down tonthe grat battle of "Tha nose".

@@SparkingEX the most powerful of them all, scarlet witch

@@kingmac6638 Squirrel girl will beat Scarlet Witch.

Sometimes I watch the show.....only because everything else is even dumber. You know, the evangelical TV programs begging for your money. Pat Robertson always looks like he's been constipated for two weeks and is attempting a bowel movement on camera.

I love the show it’s actually fascinating and to be fair there not claiming anything officially there just asking questions and proposing answers to those questions

@@slyskitzo They just talk about how all of our acomplishments were made by aliens... as a pro-human activist, I can't stand such treachery. *We are gonna make a planetary shield, and the Aliens are going to pay for it*

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes: he's an extraterrestrial coming from outta space with superhuman capabilities to watch all episodes of total gibberish.

@@liberalrationalist8905 Pretty much why I don't watch cable tv here. News and talkshows are radical left, lying most of the time with political motivations and playing Neo-communist victimhood Paralympics yet claim to be 'objective' XD, entertainment shows seem to be a total rip off from Idols for almost 25 years now, like who the fuck is still watching that stuff? Or cooking with I don't give a shit. Movies are unwatchable due to the sheer amount of ads and commercial breaks, and even the commercials themselves.... if I gotta hear one more politically motivated 'durability/sustainability/climate change' bullshit I'm gonna fucking puke!

Hmmm...... Sounds like a really great show in our reality on CuriosityStream called ‘Ancient Engineering’ that you should check out 😉.

In an even more slightly different universe ancient humanity actually did accomplish all they were said to have, but the ancient aliens theory is commonly believed to be what happened.

oh. god. daaamn

Ok.... That would be hilarious

Silly conspiracy nut, stop trying to add humans into the history of development given to us by our alien overlords. ALL HAIL LORD XENU, GIVER OF THEATANS!!!

Only question remaining: who copied who?

@@0g0mogosepikworld31 the first assassins creed game was released in 2007, and the first episode of ancient aliens was aired in 2009. Do with that what you will.

@@zetanone7211 don't forget these ideas have been around way longer than AC & AA. Lol so those "scientists" had these encounters when they were much younger

@@zetanone7211 Yea but only in AC 2 we got to the ones that came before

Was Ubisoft actually contacted by higher dimensional extraterrestrials that commanded them to write down their teachings, in the form of a video game, to spread their message? No.

Your mom is cool

modern humans and "ancient" humans are pretty much biologically identical.

@@jjt171 we've been anatomically modern for 1 million years

I mean on average they definitely were. Diseases and malnutrition were probably knocking a ton off of the average IQ. Look up the Flynn effect. IQs have increased substantially in just the last 100 years.

@@thermusaquaticusPCR that's true, but that doesn't mean they were stupid, and they were definitely very intelligent with what they had

“They we’re so dumb with how they invented the original technology that over centuries of improvement lead to what we have today.” Yeah I agree, I never really got that idea either.

Same but at 14

Same thing happen to me to. I remember watching the show at my aunts place and how the aliens watched Columbus sail the ocean blue.

Dude theres one episode where a pyramid has an impossibly perfectly fit grave inside that apparently had no way for humans to put it in and like.... I got a physics degree, yet I still think about it to this day.

@@hobihope2981 It’s things like that they have people stomped, but tbh we have to remember it wasn’t regular people building these structures. It was highly trained engineers of that time period. Ofc the average Egyptian wouldn’t know how to design that, that’s like saying the average American knows the logistics of space travel.

Same but in High School. I gobbled up a lot of that stuff in my Middle-High school days.

funni

the government: stay right fucken there

“Ancient astronaut theorists say yes”

" Yes it is "

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki 2186 actually. This message brought to you by The Future™

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??????!!??!?!!111

I would watch that movie.

That whole statement about Arthur makes him boring.😒

Imagine if he had burnt his hands That'd be a different story lmao

Yep

Ok so, why were men, bigger and stronger than Authur, wasn't able to pull the sword from the stone? It doesn't have to be true but it's a decent explanation.. this place was way more advanced than the given authority, leads us to believe.

What Really?😂😂

This fucking show is on crack lmfaoo

Gotta love these theories that demonstrate how absolutely no effort went into researching history for their creation, because all Jobs ever really did was have engineers improve on existing ideas. It's not like he was actually engineering anything himself, not even the original Apple computers. That was his friend, not him.

Aryan propaganda, posing as education, on primetime TV

Same but it was with Einstein

Dihidrogen monoxide works great !

Celestial Seasons Tension Tamer

I'm sure the aliens must have a device that could wipe this his memory?

@@monad_tcp no i dont eat or drink any chemicals 🤬🙄😳🥵

If I did that, I don't think I'd be able to have coherent thoughts anymore, let alone write a script on what I saw!

My father in law. He genuinely believes this show and every other one like it. We have arguments and when I pull up stuff that disagrees, he says it’s a government coverup.

I had a colleague who believed everything off this dumbass show

also my grandpa and his wife so we got 3 at least

My dad loves the absurdity of some of the theories. Same reason he watches those ghost shows.

My father. He doesn't even believe anything they say so I don't understand why the fuck he subjects himself to that shitshow.

Better than pretending its a religion.... "eh hmmmm" Scientology.

@@rjjacob101 But that wasn't a waste, scientology is a very profitable cult

@@enotsnavdier6867 LMAO for David it is.

You know writting a sci fi story as if it were a documentary could work. As long as you don’t pretend it’s actually real.

Scientology was made by a sci fi writer who turned his weird sci fi concept into a religion

Show me on the doll where the bad TV show touched you

That's what i thought when i saw JUST HOW MANY people they had ti interview on ancient aliens. Shocking

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid At nighttime it's colder than outside.

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid You just proofed the neccessary context. Ty for that.

Started as a joke, but no one caught on early and they were making money... so they just keep going.

Don't we all wish this was so.

Oh my,well it ''could happen "

Giorgios fukked up hair is waiting for that.

The q non people will be pushing that by next week!

I do agree that ancient aliens is a religion . I also agree that some of their theorys are a bit far fetched . However, I also believe that they get it right in some instances . I think that no matter what Jesus would have been an alien as he is a spiritual being and not of this world. Anything not of this world would be alien. Artificial insemination would be one way of describing immaculate conception . The powers needed to separate the red Sea could have been superior technology and anything that was done that early man didn't understand, including aliens with super powers , or space ships , or whatever , would seem miraculous and certainly they would have been considered God's. I also think that there is evidence in support of those claims. For example, if it wasn't a space ship that was painted in some of our old masterpieces than what was it? And there's the old sculptures that show astronauts in space suits. Why would they even exist unless they were made by people who saw them. I think that their theorys are just as good as any other theory and they make sense to me. They made me more of a believer than a non believer . I don't think that evolution got it right.

My theory on masks is that there were pandemics even back then and the face coverings were for the spreading of disease and not for religious reasons. Crazy ? Maybe, but the Bible does speak of diseases that wiped out civilizations. Just a thought

A _Herculean_ task... you mean the half *alien* Heracles of Hellenistic stories? COulD that Mean that COdy of ALternate HIStory is ACTUALLY half AlIen?/??//?

@@johnfraire6931 I don't say this often, but you might be having too much fun...

Insane as in it requires skill and dedication? Or insane as in literally insane?

@@tanybrachid Yes.

Shakespeare writings ultra pro+

@@sheeshabedin1379 I mean shakesspear was an Alien or atleast an Alien told hin what to write

Did the aliens tell you to write this comment? Are you in the know???

That’s a smart teacher. 11 year old me definitely bought into Ancient Aliens

Including your teachers.

Wikipedia.

Aliens!

That’s a way better teaching method than just saying, don’t trust Wikipedia. Props to your teacher

disappointment 100

Lmao, so fucking sad, considering that history isn't the main thing people pick for study

More like bullet dodged. Like getting turned down by a hot lady at a party only to later find out she got arrested for training raccoons to steal her neighbors' teeth so she could make anti-vaccine amulets out of them. The history channel is a joke.

@@SwedishSinologyNerd That is such a specific example, I think that might have actually happened to you.

Dude watch the science channel it’s way better and it has more actual history than the history channel

Most likely searching for a good breeding ground for a slave species then

And apparently the knights of the round table were Transformers if you wasted a couple hours of your life and $15.

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 ... it took me a few seconds to realize you meant tlk

I know that "men and black II was a joyless cash grab" Sounds like something else

Well, the MIB theory explanation does explain why the government tries to hide it. So we don't have a mass panic. Makes sense. really.

@@RandomYT05_01 Honestly I think it'd be more likely than some whistleblower with association to an entity that has the intent to profit would expose the truth just enough to keep people panicking. Take for example what went down with Jeff Epstein, there had been many folktalkes/conspiracy theories about this "globalist p*do satanist spy elite and etc. etc." for many many years, and having watched for long that kind of content online (guilty pleasure of mine, please don't judge lol, I'm a 2000s history channel kid, so it's only natural I'd gravitate towards 2010s InfoWars youtube lol) I notice that this very panicked and paranoid followers of this kind of belief held onto that version of reality even more with the "little glimpse at the true state of the (new) world (order)" that was Epstein. Similar to people who believe in UFOs, who only need one extraordinary story to feel like every single other is proved. If one alien, let's call him Epstein Alien, came out public, and got suddenly silenced by the "deep state, the clintons xD, the Mossad, Israel, China, idfkwho" there you'll go, you'd have a sheep completely immovable from that conspiracy theory religion just waiting for a shephard to come and save them from the people denying and hiding the "real truth". And thus Alex Jones becomes POTUS, with Giorgio Tsoukalos as Vice Pres. Just as Pizzagate helped Donny. Ok i got carried away. But if "the government was trying to hide it" than I think it'd be more likely for there to be an Epstein story, there is always something that escapes in this day and age. Sorry for the ramble.

Lets see. A franchise with only enough ideas for a flick (or one season) that had to recycle ideas for the sequels. Yeah that checks out.

They have one on the Civil war. -_-

Pretty sure one of their episodes talks about Iraq war happening because Americans discovered that there's Nebuchadnezzar's Stargate there, and they learned about it from aliens, because the aliens need humans to recover it. Or something.

“Sarajevo 1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand heir to the Austro-Hungarian Emperor was assassinated alongside his wife Archduchess Sophie, igniting the powder keg that was the many alliances drawing the entire globe into war. Was the assassin an extraterrestrial agent hellbent on the destruction of mankind? Ancient alien theorists say…. “why the fuck not? It’s as good as any other bullshit theory we promote on this piece of garbage tv show that the History Channel should be embarrassed for broadcasting!”

Don’t forget that time the ancient aliens took out a 2 trillion dollar loan from the pentagon.

Yeah, they actually have an episode about the hot spots around the world and apparently aliens use their tech to make people there extremely violent so they would destroy all evidence of them being here or something lmao.

the show is so crazy to make us believe it's all fake

That explains a lot. Either the aliens wants to teach us that they’re real, or they want to keep us dumb by planting the seed on the idea that we couldn’t do anything on our own.

@@redblaze8700 or aliens just want to troll humans and say they made them.

truth hiding in plain sight !

maybe the aliens are the friends we made along our journey

They got amnesia. And it turns out. They were the aliens the whole time

*chestbursters emerge*

He did a backflip, snapped the aliens neck and saved the day!

I've seen some fanart like that🤢

what?

Definitely better.

adam and eve duh!

Really?

_The real aliens are the friends we made along the way!_

BINGO!!

"Wait we're all aliens" "always have been 🔫👽"

Because things like symbolism don't exist

@@Leto965 I hate to be that person but.... *exist.

Grim Reaper will be my new rpg char in a future setting

O thought it was engineered by the rat king. Or it's spread by splinter whe he forgot to wear a sheath , with April oniel

@@Marx9728 thanks. English is not my native language so sometimes I make mistakes like this

Thats how they make new episodes. Going back to the beginning and covering other parts of the mythologies

@The Fabulous Eagle this, there were skills a mere 50 years ago that are now lost to our knowledge. Whose to says the sands of time haven’t distorted the history we know and buried some of it. God forbid we aren’t the smartest we’ve ever been

What im getting here Is, even if there were ancient aliens we already defeated the bastards

Judgement day

They will probably make an episode in the future about the death of the gods actually being a human rebellion against their alien masters where they killed the aliens on Earth and that's why aliens hide from us now or something. "Did humans KILL their alien rulers in ancient Babylon??" :P

"Doesn't matter, had sex." - Ancient Aliens, after crossing time and space for some intergalactic action.

Fr. However thinking of all the stuff humans have gotten nasty with I'd see it as a point we have in common lol

Aliens: “still beat tho”

For a alien to travel galaxies it may equal for you to cross your room from one point to another , is something you do quick and easy with no efford at all.

@@marcioborgesreis9066 I don't care if for them is like asking for sugar to their neighbor, that does not mean you can give their pet monkey a creampie

Necron intensifies

Kuz Jesus christ was a dinosaur riding zombie killing reptilian alien platapus

It took many takes and much alcohol.

Still he just made a common big boat instead of a spaceship, not very alien.

That's about the least of the weirdness on that show 😅

@@sergiowinter5383 but what if alien spaceships look like big boats?

I’m guessing aliens like slows down long grinds

That's like playing the Sims on easy mode. Don't you want a challenge?

But why would they? Does your country willingly teach third world countries how to use high technology? If not, why? If so, does your country teach these tribes EVERY science, or just the subjects they think the populace can handle?

@@badreality2 Most first world countries are busy enriching their own people, or struggling and failing to. In this fictional reality, the aliens created humans as a subservient species, so what harm would there be in granting them some minor innovations.

@@badreality2 yes. It's well documented what countries do for eachother and what medicines and technology are now across the world

Only because it rips off cosmic horror stories. Like, read _The Whisperer in Darkness_ and _At the Mountains of Madness_ and then count how many tropes Ancient Aliens touches. They’re crap.

At this point its like a catchphrase

Confirmation bias er, confirmed?

YES!

They did change it over time

"People who fundamentally agree, agree."

Psychic Yuri took him over.

A truly staggering sacrifice

I wonder if Nostalgia Critic still uses that line. #IUnderstoodThatReference

@@TechGroupF430i He does.

let's see "Adam ruins ancient astronauts"

Isn't the Bible basically that?

@@Russocass lmfao

What do you mean "sounds like?"

You're basically describing the SCP Foundation, except SCP is much more coherent.

@@xenontesla122 which is honestly impressive, considering canon in the SCP universe is basically non existent

someone did. its called stargate

Is that what Stargate is about damn I remember getting mad as a kid when it would come on cuz it wasn't cartoons

the thing is, the dudes that run the show actually believe this shit

It reminds me of the lore in Assassin's Creed

its called assassins creed

Basically what this entire series revolves around is, aliens build everything and humans can't do shite

Really???? I thought it was just meme lmao😭

Worst he implied ancient aliens is more ridiculous than religion. He must be a devout Mormon.

What about the alien known as Bugs Bunny?? He was an alien too!!

And don’t forget that Don Quixote was an alien. So was Ebenezer Scrooge. And Scrooge McDuck. Monty Python were a band of aliens. Also, rocks are aliens! (How did you think the pet rock franchise got started?? It was aliens!) Yo mamma is also an alien!

@@busimagen believe it or not, Giorgio Tsoukalos with hair as if he stuck his fingers in the electrical socket actually has a stunning and beautiful wife.

If anyone can explain how rock structures were cut using some sort of 4D technology in the Andes then ill stop believing, my job is to cut shit with really expensive machinery, nothing in the world can cut 4D notches on one single 10ton rock slab. Right now it’s impossible to humans.

@@youngnutsack17 4d...as in time traveling rock saws?

They are more like wannabe L Ron Hubbards

Alternate-Alternate-Alternate History: Aliens discovered humans in 2009 and thought we had cooler history and mythologies than them so they created this show to try to insert themselves into our history.

@@QTheRabbit Big Brain

This is really good. I like that.

@@QTheRabbit they became themselves into Stephanie Meyer or that woman who wrote Fifthy Shades of Grey...