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@ds2101
@ds2101 2 года назад
Love how Stav walks Nick through the bit to get more detail.
@hammondswiss247
@hammondswiss247 2 года назад
Stav is the Lenny to Nick’s George
@Bob-jn8gt
@Bob-jn8gt 2 года назад
@@hammondswiss247 Beautiful
@dillon155minecraft
@dillon155minecraft 2 года назад
@@hammondswiss247 Kramer to his George*
@Thedopeethiop
@Thedopeethiop 2 года назад
@@dillon155minecraft Stav is obviously George
@linusdn2777
@linusdn2777 2 года назад
Yeah because they had already done the bit and Stav was prompting Nick to retread it.
@kaldo8429
@kaldo8429 2 года назад
The only french words stav could think of were food.
@mervunit
@mervunit 2 года назад
He does the same with English
@killerx9009
@killerx9009 2 года назад
What about weewee 😏
@enjoyer6201
@enjoyer6201 Год назад
He’s o’lingual
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 11 месяцев назад
@@enjoyer6201 Land O'Lingual
@jaredwillard3022
@jaredwillard3022 4 месяца назад
Not even in an incorrect context lol he was just gawking at bread and asking for cheese
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Год назад
"allow me to beret your acquaintence" made me wheeze for **several** minutes
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
I thought it was a fucking stupid joke
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Год назад
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere i beret my condolances to your au contraire 🙏
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper Год назад
Forte Berete, my Contrare brother cousin.
@filixconnor712
@filixconnor712 2 года назад
Funnies shit ever that the only 2 French words Stav could think of was ‘baguette’ and ‘brie’
@Chiefs_fan1595
@Chiefs_fan1595 2 месяца назад
Escargot
@JayIVIell
@JayIVIell 2 года назад
As a black man from Louisiana I can confirm that this is without a doubt one of the funniest bits I have heard
@shifty1927
@shifty1927 2 года назад
As a white man from Maryland I agree.
@biggiedickson
@biggiedickson 2 года назад
As a gay man from Hollywood I agree.
@jasonmaguire7552
@jasonmaguire7552 2 года назад
Very cool my ninja 😎
@zahnegott5473
@zahnegott5473 2 года назад
As a white man from Louisiana I can confirm that I am gay and also retarded
@theblackestvoid
@theblackestvoid 2 года назад
As a gay man I need constant care. I need to go to the doctor constantly. And that's why I trust St John's hospital in Los Angeles where Adam was born.
@douglasmcveigh5559
@douglasmcveigh5559 Год назад
I remember when Bluetooth headsets became a thing. First businessmen started wearing them, then every middle-aged black dude that wanted to look like a businessman started wearing them and pretty soon after, no one else owned one. It basically became the Chrysler 300 of Bluetooth technology. Boost Mobile made a killing on them.
@coreygolpheneee
@coreygolpheneee Год назад
I'm gonna fight ya on the Chrysler 300 that was a 35 year old upper middle management drug dealers car, these are the retired union black guys, think 93 to 09 Mercedes, but he loves it got a great deal on it and it's immaculate, minus the swisher smell, this is a kangol hat bowling shirt black guy, your thinking of immaculate courty ready jersey black guy
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
I still see Indian men with them sometimes I respect it
@Tom-oj7si
@Tom-oj7si 8 месяцев назад
Indeed, grape juice people have a tendency to ruin things
@MiggerPlease
@MiggerPlease 4 месяца назад
​@@Tom-oj7si😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@skroopynoopers3642
@skroopynoopers3642 4 месяца назад
I still see truckers rockin em frequently
@Z-J-
@Z-J- 5 месяцев назад
Just saw a Instagram bio that read “CEO of RnB Seafood” & I immediately had to come back & watch this 🤣
@bruhdon4748
@bruhdon4748 20 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@johnlewtas6833
@johnlewtas6833 2 года назад
"your most expensive wine" - $13
@spoopyidk
@spoopyidk Год назад
"So Vin Yon Blonk"
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
"ooh he boujie!"
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
@@spoopyidk So Gah Dah Good
@residentevil4freek
@residentevil4freek 8 месяцев назад
Peanut nore
@BongHitTransplant
@BongHitTransplant Год назад
It’s such a specific and niche stereotype Nick is a genius
@douglasmcveigh5559
@douglasmcveigh5559 Год назад
Which one?
@themidnightman9798
@themidnightman9798 8 месяцев назад
​@@douglasmcveigh5559Yeah, what's his name?
@SeanGleason-xm9om
@SeanGleason-xm9om 4 месяца назад
​@@themidnightman9798SLAM DUNK
@gilbertlopez
@gilbertlopez 4 месяца назад
@@themidnightman9798the gay one
@grapes9h5
@grapes9h5 2 года назад
Still one of the best bits of all time
@ashchaya7676
@ashchaya7676 2 года назад
LOL you should probably listen to more than just one episode.
@grapes9h5
@grapes9h5 2 года назад
@@ashchaya7676 yeah this the only one I’ve heard lol
@totoroid
@totoroid 4 месяца назад
Random losers talking is that good?
@grapes9h5
@grapes9h5 4 месяца назад
@@totoroid hell yeah dude
@jackm5564
@jackm5564 Месяц назад
@@totoroid yeah you
@Vegas702travel
@Vegas702travel 2 года назад
This five minute video has more comedy in it than some comedians one hour special
@telophasemusic
@telophasemusic Год назад
A couple of years ago i drunkenly found myself watching chris hardwicks awful special and was close to leaping into the nearest grape smasher. Good news is it helped me sober up!
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper Год назад
“Some”?
@Ray_D_Tutto
@Ray_D_Tutto Год назад
@@telophasemusic Chris Hardwick being a comedian is an oxymoron.
@user-de1qp4sm9o
@user-de1qp4sm9o 2 года назад
As a community college graduate I can confirm that this is exactly the kid of bidness education you will receive mis playours
@is64611
@is64611 Год назад
Community college was like being in a liminal space in one of those low poly PS1 style indie games.
@KidCorporate
@KidCorporate 3 месяца назад
Fantastic description.
@flicfan416
@flicfan416 2 года назад
i took one of those "mathematical patterns" classes in undergrad. i was a music major so it was just to fill a requirement. basically, 7th grade pre-pre algebra
@bruhdon4748
@bruhdon4748 2 года назад
I’d still struggle
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 9 месяцев назад
Grade schoolers didn't used to even have to do algebra
@RickR69
@RickR69 2 года назад
"The beret to yo future!" holy shit lol
@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 2 года назад
Love how Nick connects the entire bit back to community college at the end
@TheEternalHermit
@TheEternalHermit 2 года назад
you left out the Intelligent dining solutions to create enticing scenarios for our clientele part.
@StamesJevens
@StamesJevens 2 года назад
Soulutions
@AZOMBIERYO
@AZOMBIERYO 2 года назад
The best part of Andre's Steakhouse is the homeless man in the parking lot that offers to watch your car for $5, and when you say no he smears feces on your door handle so you get it on your hand when you go to open your door
@williamneuzil7403
@williamneuzil7403 2 года назад
Never been but it sounds nice...
@connoroverall580
@connoroverall580 2 года назад
Sounds like a fair trade.
@007Sign
@007Sign 2 года назад
You pick up your car and the seat is leaned all the way back, the bass is turned all the way up, and your cup holder is full of KOOL cigarette butts.
@alexbaum2204
@alexbaum2204 2 года назад
Fuckin love that guy.
@bruhdon4748
@bruhdon4748 2 года назад
I take my kids and when I say no to the homeless man I ask my 6 year old son to open the car door, knowing full well the poop is on the handle.
@Awesomewithaz
@Awesomewithaz 2 года назад
Stav fleshes out the bit for Nick so much
@fruitshishkabob
@fruitshishkabob 2 года назад
Everyone knows Adam writes Nick and Stav's lines on each episode
@TheGoonSquadd
@TheGoonSquadd 2 года назад
what ya mean? *yes I am stupid because 17 people understood you comment.
@BigBeefNCheddar
@BigBeefNCheddar Год назад
I truly miss his “Yes And” capabilities. Adam has a role and purpose, but he doesn’t have any understanding of how to propel a bit and it shows in TAFS.
@havanaradio
@havanaradio 5 месяцев назад
the whole thing was a text thread the day before. mullen just was baked and couldnt remember it all.
@NewEnglandGetsBusy
@NewEnglandGetsBusy 2 года назад
Keeps the classics alive and out of Vietnam
@SirSponge941
@SirSponge941 4 месяца назад
Vietnam, MA
@jugo1944
@jugo1944 2 месяца назад
Andre been to Vietnam and is no longer welcome
@Garrett1240
@Garrett1240 2 месяца назад
Great username
@moazamkhan
@moazamkhan 2 года назад
That's called the economy of respect.
@JagoShogun
@JagoShogun Год назад
I love the tented fingers lol.
@Ari-uu6uo
@Ari-uu6uo Месяц назад
The waiter lowering his glasses is by far the most funny thing i have heard for order confirmation 😂😂
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 2 года назад
Possibly Nick's funniest bit.
@douglasmcveigh5559
@douglasmcveigh5559 Год назад
I love that someone Googled Andre's Steakhouse, found one, then took a Google Street View screenshot for the thumb nail.
@BIacklce
@BIacklce 2 года назад
Nick in CC was that episode of The Simpsons where Bart really tried that time.
@allighast9714
@allighast9714 Год назад
The juissance is here
@willhardman282
@willhardman282 Год назад
nick should do a whole special in the character of a black comic from 2006
@BIacklce
@BIacklce Год назад
"Nick the Entertainer"
@SirSponge941
@SirSponge941 4 месяца назад
i also think he should do black face
@KidCorporate
@KidCorporate 3 месяца назад
Y’all be knowing’ how white people drive!
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 2 месяца назад
Too bad his stand-up is the most derivative dated safe shit lol
@enjoyer6201
@enjoyer6201 Год назад
I listened to this while I was in the fellas room.
@delelster
@delelster 2 года назад
This and the N dependence day bit are pure gold!
@StamesJevens
@StamesJevens 2 года назад
Idk Nick's perfect crime is pretty fantastic
@mike2312p
@mike2312p Месяц назад
N dependence day is gold
@KnoxWheelerJr
@KnoxWheelerJr 9 месяцев назад
Allow me to beret you the acquaintance of my son, AuContrarius
@dt90891
@dt90891 17 дней назад
This was the best. Miss CT.
@PaulHenning84
@PaulHenning84 2 года назад
True facts: I live in the city where that Andres is (it's good, politicians eat there when they're in town).
@DotToryX
@DotToryX 2 года назад
This means theres a basement where they keep children
@raptormoments
@raptormoments 2 года назад
In Florida?
@PaulHenning84
@PaulHenning84 Год назад
@@raptormoments yes
@anajirdna
@anajirdna Год назад
Remember hearing this for the first time. Good times, good stuff
@bsnonsense4535
@bsnonsense4535 2 года назад
It's not punching down, because what we're joking about here is successful business owners, which is one of the most privileged classes in America
@JunkCCCP
@JunkCCCP 2 года назад
Who cares if it's punching up or down or sideways. It's a joke.
@bsnonsense4535
@bsnonsense4535 2 года назад
@@JunkCCCP your mom was very clear that she prefers it when I punch down into her cervix
@jugo1944
@jugo1944 2 месяца назад
Oh, ok, thanks
@Mojo__
@Mojo__ 2 года назад
"All the steaks are well done" Fuck, man lol.
@egyptianspaceodin1373
@egyptianspaceodin1373 Год назад
i had a guy like this in my "math models" CC class which was math for liberal arts majors so we could get basically the same credit for having done the SAT without actually doing the SAT. bluetooth headset and all.
@residentevil4freek
@residentevil4freek Год назад
Community College just felt like one big pyramid scheme
@residentevil4freek
@residentevil4freek 9 месяцев назад
I always imagine Andre as the guy in the Colonial Penn advertisements.
@alexmaccity
@alexmaccity 10 месяцев назад
Bidness 101 should also cover clap talking to really drive your point home.
@floppycopy1284
@floppycopy1284 2 года назад
With the Japanese nice one adam
@TheSkullConfernece
@TheSkullConfernece 2 года назад
Thanks bro
@suhhduhh8088
@suhhduhh8088 2 года назад
By far my favorite bit ever.
@MrFuggleGuggle
@MrFuggleGuggle 2 года назад
Y’all know what the real n-words is?… Noweldge!…
@alexmaccity
@alexmaccity Год назад
This one is a gem.
@paulkossak7761
@paulkossak7761 19 дней назад
Maybe the greatest, Andre's steakhouse
@System-ly6de
@System-ly6de 2 года назад
listening to this then the IRL ad autoplays....trippiest shit ever. lmao this is some Eldritch shit
@terrancebarnhill1733
@terrancebarnhill1733 2 года назад
I died laughing
@carlwinslo
@carlwinslo 4 месяца назад
Its customary not to tip at Andres Steakhouse.
@chr.st1an
@chr.st1an 2 года назад
such a great bit
@connoroverall580
@connoroverall580 2 года назад
" Please Leave " Degree.
@alexmaccity
@alexmaccity Год назад
I need bidness 101 and Andre's steak house in my life
@aenima4892
@aenima4892 3 месяца назад
This is a really good bit lol
@kylefear2818
@kylefear2818 2 года назад
I wanna go to Andres steak house 🥩😎
@makerstudios5456
@makerstudios5456 2 года назад
That’s a lot of purple and gold paint.
@asseroya
@asseroya 4 месяца назад
the economy of respect bit is so genius lool
@ottomuniz3621
@ottomuniz3621 4 месяца назад
The Beret to your future 😂😂😂
@charliemoe7935
@charliemoe7935 2 года назад
This is the Rosetta Stone for middle aged black guys
@joshneedle111
@joshneedle111 4 месяца назад
Every time I drive by the real Andres steakhouse I laugh
@Pat18934
@Pat18934 9 дней назад
Lol I was just gonna comment on here that I’ve been to the actual Andre’s in the picture.
@danielc1602
@danielc1602 4 месяца назад
Uhh sharin da cake lmaooo
@typeerk
@typeerk 4 месяца назад
Stav: "Time to buckle up"... I wonder if he also says, It's about to go *up*
@seasonone
@seasonone 2 года назад
Top 10 CT bit
@TrillgataQ
@TrillgataQ 2 года назад
"It's wrong but it sounds good, welcome to community college."
@wmwinterbottom
@wmwinterbottom 2 года назад
Forte, entrepreneur
@sinicolvalley6185
@sinicolvalley6185 2 года назад
Forte again
@darianzielinsky96
@darianzielinsky96 2 года назад
There's a real Andre's steak house
@tybanshee
@tybanshee 4 месяца назад
Mathematical Ideas is so good
@SargentVentures
@SargentVentures 11 месяцев назад
Allow me to introduce yourself to my fiancé. She’s O’Sexu’al.
@nextstep7097
@nextstep7097 2 года назад
I’m gon to steal this
@Seallypoops
@Seallypoops 2 года назад
damn i failed and now im in Bidness 200
@nicholasbyram296
@nicholasbyram296 2 года назад
My TI-83 was stolen in 10th grade and the monster you know today was born...my true birthday...
@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 5 месяцев назад
Entreprenubians
@janosmarothy5409
@janosmarothy5409 2 года назад
BID 1$1 INTRO TO ECONOMY OF RESPECT (0 Units) M. Andre Cafeteria MWF 5PM-715PM
@wayneadams9102
@wayneadams9102 25 дней назад
Mathematical Ideas? Damn.. we're fucked.
@bonivermectin4087
@bonivermectin4087 2 года назад
1:04 was he about to say Seth Cockfield? 🤣
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 2 года назад
Allow me to beret your acquaintance It's wrong, but it sounds good! Welcome to community college. What a nice guy
@ogluster8873
@ogluster8873 2 года назад
Bidness 1$1
@OkieDokieSmokie
@OkieDokieSmokie 2 года назад
google scholars cradle
@Joemama-so1hu
@Joemama-so1hu 2 года назад
sharin da cake
@Heladio54
@Heladio54 5 месяцев назад
Never forget that stav would NEVER share a cake, even with a black.
@drewa6891
@drewa6891 5 месяцев назад
oh my god
@KnoxWheelerJr
@KnoxWheelerJr 9 месяцев назад
If America was cool this would be an snl sketch
@ELITESrBAMOFOS945
@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 2 месяца назад
Respectonomics 101
@MrSharkman19
@MrSharkman19 4 месяца назад
10/10
@tedderjason
@tedderjason 2 года назад
Remember when nick would speak actual words instead of sludge
@adahsingh3268
@adahsingh3268 2 года назад
bidness
@Sp0nker
@Sp0nker 9 дней назад
Does Andre’s Steakhouse have constant beeping from fire detectors that need new batteries? If not I cannot give you my business based off of being unauthentic.
@slobbinwilliams
@slobbinwilliams 2 года назад
I’m gay
@aron3977
@aron3977 5 месяцев назад
I love how I just know its going to be a cumtown clip
@victorrain
@victorrain Год назад
Forte is actually Italian.
@nervesinapattern7261
@nervesinapattern7261 24 дня назад
Oh contraire, par’don my beret but that’s a Continental word
@theholymackerel072
@theholymackerel072 5 месяцев назад
Your food should be served by a guy on a hoverboard.
@pnwbb5507
@pnwbb5507 2 года назад
What show is this from? Thanks!
@gg_2377
@gg_2377 2 года назад
A podcast called Cumtown
@pnwbb5507
@pnwbb5507 2 года назад
@@gg_2377 thank you
@gg_2377
@gg_2377 2 года назад
@pnw bb get ready to embark on a years-long journey of listening to Cumtown clips on RU-vid lol
@provenknowledge
@provenknowledge Год назад
3:27
@andreiarca3024
@andreiarca3024 2 года назад
That's a good name for a steakhouse. They should spell it with an "i" at the end.
@RugbyRyan
@RugbyRyan 2 года назад
Then it would become Russian themed
@seanyuno2.066
@seanyuno2.066 2 года назад
Bit starts at 3:05
@yakivpopavich
@yakivpopavich 2 года назад
So all of the Cumtown bits are being deleted from RU-vid?. Who is doing it?, why?. I hate these small hats.
@absoluteunit8628
@absoluteunit8628 2 года назад
The og Andre's Steakhouse is still on Asain Fidance's channel.
@gorezamtrios6481
@gorezamtrios6481 2 года назад
It was a guy who uploaded a lot of cumtown clips onto his vietnamese gaming channel with 190k subs and then false striked the other channels resulting in a lot of the big ones like Future Files, TyBayaga, or scrtsqrl getting their channels or videos removed. This guy has multiple channels by the way, his signature is the gifs in the corners of the screen. One of them is the "Cumtown Archives" channel.
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
@@gorezamtrios6481 vietnamese, so big hats, not small ones.
@zebranator
@zebranator 2 года назад
Lol stav wouldn't laugh at this anymore. Sad.
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
sad and true stav got really annoying, and not because of his laugh
@altoidosgood
@altoidosgood Год назад
God I hate Stavros. So annoying.
@marklynch1305
@marklynch1305 2 месяца назад
I hate stavs laugh so much.
@casedismissed8581
@casedismissed8581 5 месяцев назад
"no bigots allowed"? are there any comedians or adults allowed? who's the yap that wouldn't stop that put-on phoney laugh?
@uatafaka
@uatafaka 2 года назад
Stavs laugh ruins everything
@Elcore
@Elcore 2 года назад
Au contraire
@anthonymusto3537
@anthonymusto3537 2 года назад
I like my cumtown with just stav audio!
@Dogbutt47
@Dogbutt47 2 года назад
You’re probably straight
@TheSkullConfernece
@TheSkullConfernece 2 года назад
@@Dogbutt47 whoa, whoa, hey man. Enough of this straightism. I'm straight and I like the podcast because I'm racist. There are other reasons to like a show yaknow.
@elonmust7470
@elonmust7470 Год назад
It's buckle down, not "buckle up"...
@georgeemery3295
@georgeemery3295 Месяц назад
This aint a real business, its a black-owned business
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