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Cumtown: the George Floyd Derek Chauvin Case 

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@wal_pur_gis
@wal_pur_gis Год назад
Speak a little Chinese for them Derek
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis Год назад
"Shit, you kill a mothafucka on camera, you can at the very least speak a lil' Chinese!"
@ericl3931
@ericl3931 Год назад
Shit makes me scream laugh
@saiftama
@saiftama Год назад
Shit, you killed a mf on camera
@rucotomo
@rucotomo Год назад
💀💀💀
@hardleftturn7274
@hardleftturn7274 Год назад
8:50
@carlanderton3rd
@carlanderton3rd Год назад
Stav desperately tossing obstacles in a futile attempt to stop the freight train that is Nick Mullen's mind
@iwillheadlockyournan731
@iwillheadlockyournan731 8 месяцев назад
Truly what he bought to the pod
@felixmikael9495
@felixmikael9495 8 месяцев назад
A cumtown fan dating a sista, god help her.
@stopculture
@stopculture 6 месяцев назад
It’s all part of the dynamic. Him pumping the brakes elevated nicks jokes
@yermm
@yermm 5 месяцев назад
It's hard being a straight man
@callmedful
@callmedful 2 месяца назад
A train full of racism and gay sex
@drew4064
@drew4064 Год назад
The only way to distract Nick from racism is to get him thinking about gay sex
@Cinerary
@Cinerary 4 месяца назад
You can still be racist thinking about gay sex. It’s actually quite common in the gay community. Also I’m gay
@insanedegeneratemoron9794
@insanedegeneratemoron9794 Год назад
A George Floyd in his own right
@pipn9090
@pipn9090 Год назад
lmaooo hell yea dude
@jacobosullivan2018
@jacobosullivan2018 Год назад
Well cuz he's a *BLEEP*
@joshuamcgovern6587
@joshuamcgovern6587 3 месяца назад
George Floyds come in every color
@jakeypoo123
@jakeypoo123 2 года назад
I’ve heard this clip so many times and still “may the best man win” makes me cry laughing.
@justinborland3325
@justinborland3325 Год назад
The best man kinda already won. I mean, where’s George Floyd now? Losertown, that’s where
@EnteiFled
@EnteiFled Год назад
​@@justinborland3325 took a trip to bitetown
@penguano5514
@penguano5514 Год назад
​@@EnteiFledsee you later alligator
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 9 месяцев назад
@@EnteiFled Is that anywhere near Havre De Grace, where Pepsi is bottled as we all know?
@GeneralSamov
@GeneralSamov 5 месяцев назад
@@justinborland3325 You could argue he's in martyrtown, forever. Meanwhile Chauvinist is getting stabbed in prison.
@patrickharper-aucoin4413
@patrickharper-aucoin4413 Год назад
COULD A RACIST MAN DO THIS?!
@brimple
@brimple Год назад
speak a lil chinese for em derek
@hunterstone2182
@hunterstone2182 Год назад
Sheeet you can kill a man on camera but can't speak Chinese?
@sdk9443
@sdk9443 Год назад
@@brimple blow these people’s mentalities
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 Год назад
Educate these MF’s, drop some Swahili on them bruthas
@southerndiscomfort171
@southerndiscomfort171 11 месяцев назад
don’t be shy now, you killed a motherfucker on camera
@JoeyLocke414
@JoeyLocke414 Год назад
Adam feeds this bit more than anyone would like to admit
@dogma7346
@dogma7346 Год назад
GO HEAD SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 5 месяцев назад
Adam low key funny AF 😂
@questisinthejam
@questisinthejam 3 месяца назад
@@drunkenmmamaster419highkey
@eight_hundred_eighteen
@eight_hundred_eighteen 3 месяца назад
When he is out of nowhere, just yells. "My client!"
@DreIsGoneFission
@DreIsGoneFission 2 месяца назад
I didn’t know that a bug could feed a bit
@lmackenzie9198
@lmackenzie9198 Год назад
“You could at the very least speak a little Chinese!” is one of the funniest fucking things
@DanZupanc
@DanZupanc Год назад
shiiit you killed a mothafucka on camera 😂
@bodegacats8940
@bodegacats8940 27 дней назад
I got a survey about this comment asking me how I feel about it lol
@alexnorth3393
@alexnorth3393 3 дня назад
Same
@Lord_Pilaf
@Lord_Pilaf 9 месяцев назад
"Motion to sike that from the record"
@Oceanmachine27
@Oceanmachine27 8 месяцев назад
The fact that Nick came up with "Jerry Seinfeld: Unrated" on the fly *in the middle* of doing this has to make it one of the best extended Cum Town bits of all time
@DevinB43
@DevinB43 7 месяцев назад
“Motion to say sike” “Motion to sike the record”😭
@JTKatz07
@JTKatz07 Год назад
“Do that shit we was practicing in the cell” reading off a Chinese menu 😆
@suburbben1687
@suburbben1687 9 месяцев назад
That Glengarry Glen Ross parallel was fucking next level holy shit
@mesyoup.3zy
@mesyoup.3zy 11 месяцев назад
Stav saying “no no no it’s not that” whenever nicks saying something fucked up is so funny
@christdolphin69
@christdolphin69 5 месяцев назад
It’s not funny, it’s gay and lame. Stav sucks. Any member of The View could have filled in and would’ve responded in the same way
@ptptpt123
@ptptpt123 5 месяцев назад
​@@christdolphin69leaves us with blue racist balls but still funny
@alanfulcher460
@alanfulcher460 5 месяцев назад
@@christdolphin69you’re mad that you didn’t get to hear your best friend say your favorite word!
@Cinerary
@Cinerary 4 месяца назад
@@christdolphin69 I mean to be honest he’s the only reason Cumtown was allowed to continue because if they had another Nick egging him on it would have been blacklisted from the internet and put on SPLCs watch list as a hate program along with Alex Jones Which is really dumb, because what even is the 1st amendment if racist humor isn’t allowed to exist or be proliferated It obviously has a large audience, and not just white people enjoy it. Every race laughs at (mostly true) stereotypes
@Cinerary
@Cinerary 4 месяца назад
@@christdolphin69it’s the only way they could keep it going. They needed a guy to try to downplay Nick at all times. If there was a 2nd Nick instead of Stav it would get scrubbed from the mainstream internet search engines and put on SPLC’s hate lists so fast
@lugie69
@lugie69 5 месяцев назад
"Motion to sike that from the record" is proof alone that they need to just give Nick The Simpsons by this point
@HC-qc5rp
@HC-qc5rp 10 месяцев назад
“. . . That by being on trial for murder, in a way, Derek Chauvin is…” fucking killed me lololololo
@damnedbelowjudas_
@damnedbelowjudas_ 6 месяцев назад
"...a George Floyd in his own right"
@user-iu4xo2hk3t
@user-iu4xo2hk3t 8 месяцев назад
One of the best uninterrupted riff sessions of the whole podcast
@dukiwave
@dukiwave 10 месяцев назад
2:55 The way Nick says "texify" after the bit is done, it takes time for his brain to wind down the racism
@HarrisonHollers
@HarrisonHollers Год назад
The best part is impersonating Shelley Levene: You should have seen it! I had him down…I HAD HIM!
@kevinjclune1
@kevinjclune1 2 года назад
All these months later, I'm still on the fence
@humphreybumblecuck5151
@humphreybumblecuck5151 Год назад
4ng per ml dawg 1* "A lethal dose" (As in a dose that's known to have killed people but not the LD50, GF had underlying conditions, reasonable doubt?) 2* Also the whole footage where several minutes before he is on the ground he is crying out that he can't breath when he is only being forced into the back of the vehicle and there is no restriction to his air flow whatsoever. Ofcourse when he experiences health issues (perhaps onset by his panic attack) and he really isn't getting enough oxygen to his brain and is claiming to be unable to breath the police did not render aid to him perhaps as fast as they should have (Negligence?) but maybe its a tragic boy who cried wolf situation , or perhaps that is a bad comparison. 3* I don't think he appeared to have very much of his weight on GF's neck upon reviewing multiple angles. My own opinion is it should've been either acquittal or negligent manslaughter (something like that) The guilty on all charges was essentially a lynching to appease the mob I.M.O.
@NoFlu
@NoFlu Год назад
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 TBF, even if GF was on a lethal dose, killing him even 1 sec before the drugs got to him would be an injustice. But yea, I'd have charged him with manslaughter, neglience or whatever and use of excessive force. Would still have gotten him looked away for long enough and would have gotten through way easier....
@genghiskhanxxx5276
@genghiskhanxxx5276 Год назад
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 those facts aren't allowed 😤
@saiftama
@saiftama Год назад
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 let’s kneel on your neck for nine minutes and test it
@realsamhyde
@realsamhyde Год назад
I literally don't care that he died. He wasn't murdered.
@cqduck667
@cqduck667 7 месяцев назад
this is such a good set of clips, but I really appreciate the "Stav convincingly talking about getting in shape" interlude at minute 12. starting to think it was always a bit
@bidniss101
@bidniss101 2 месяца назад
Stav not giving Nick an inch every time he tries to riff on it make this a million times funnier. Maybe Stav's greatest performance on the pod.
@caseypnw
@caseypnw 11 месяцев назад
Did not expect Nick to have a perfect Richard Pryor impression
@CosmicL407
@CosmicL407 Год назад
"Can Google pronounce anything else?" Was fully expecting an immediate hard R read by Google.
@ImAlxxy
@ImAlxxy Год назад
Google uses a soft r my nigga
@Ray_D_Tutto
@Ray_D_Tutto Год назад
The best part is you know Nick doesn't believe in the racist jokes he makes yet Stav is still terrified of the irony.
@mitch4904
@mitch4904 Год назад
Absolutely. Nick doesn’t give a fuck, a jokes a jokes a joke and fuck the haters, he still laughs at it
@AceSantiago
@AceSantiago Год назад
@@mitch4904it’s a bit
@IMugMuggers
@IMugMuggers Год назад
stave’s worry of the optics was a staple to the show, I like tafs but Adam’s submissive nature doesn’t work as well without stav as a foil
@BoxingFanCapoTito
@BoxingFanCapoTito Год назад
@@IMugMuggers nah it works because the monologue is exactly what nick wants to say packaged from a pseudo woke point of view.
@IMugMuggers
@IMugMuggers Год назад
@@BoxingFanCapoTito I agree that it works in its own way but not in the same way that i listen to cumtown for
@player6769
@player6769 Год назад
Everyone bitching about stav shutting the bit down as if that isn’t half the reason it’s funny lmao
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb Год назад
A lot of these retarded fans hate Stavros now because he quit Cumtown, but like half of the comedy of this but is the back and forth between Stavros and Nick, that’s the bit
@jenkummankum9211
@jenkummankum9211 Год назад
It’s funny because half of the audience actually enjoys the pod for great bits like these and the other half just wants Nick to say the n word uninterrupted for 30 minutes followed by another 30 minutes of an audio of Nick cutting off all of Stav’s fat with a cleaver
@ftb282
@ftb282 Год назад
It just gets nicks blood up, some of the best bits came from stav trying to shut him down
@sleepyproduction7166
@sleepyproduction7166 Год назад
@@jenkummankum9211 I’ll never understand those half, it’s not even funny for 30 minutes of that let alone 5.
@EnteiFled
@EnteiFled Год назад
​@@jenkummankum9211 both of those options sound pretty good
@Komodo1312
@Komodo1312 Год назад
"- and it was the beep heard around the world" damn, Nick is so smooth with it
@Cacodominus6969
@Cacodominus6969 Год назад
This will never ever get old
@jj947
@jj947 11 месяцев назад
Like the purple m&m
@AWormsPurpose
@AWormsPurpose Год назад
I thought Nick was a former Baltimore City Cop when I first started listening and I can't figure out why
@user-om3xz2fi8p
@user-om3xz2fi8p 5 месяцев назад
Because you're racist
@ja3482
@ja3482 11 месяцев назад
This clip still blows my mentalities.
@williamhornabrook8081
@williamhornabrook8081 Год назад
I know I'm late to the party, but this was the clip that I discovered Cumtown with.
@ryanmussell739
@ryanmussell739 Год назад
4:15 the start of the dazzle dazzle lawyer.
@liamjones9115
@liamjones9115 10 месяцев назад
sheet! You killed a MF'ER on Camera! 😂😂😂
@pietzsche
@pietzsche Год назад
"Don't be shy" lmfao
@lil_mixdrink
@lil_mixdrink 11 месяцев назад
This is probably the best bit ever created.
@ColinMor-fj3qc
@ColinMor-fj3qc 4 месяца назад
"The R-N Vaccine" LMAOOOO
@christianclark4148
@christianclark4148 6 месяцев назад
Just realized that nick confused don king for johnnie cochran 😂
@dyballocks1296
@dyballocks1296 Год назад
One of their finest bits
@andrew33167
@andrew33167 Год назад
8:41 for the Cochran bit
@crapconnoisseur6691
@crapconnoisseur6691 Год назад
And this is why stav wears cool shoes
@killaken2000
@killaken2000 Год назад
reminds me of "Hero cop Mark Furhman" - Frank Reynolds (it's always sunny in philadelphia)
@nonthreateningmale
@nonthreateningmale Год назад
Wasn’t it Mac who said it lol?
@jizzmonte
@jizzmonte Год назад
@@nonthreateningmale no it was frank
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 8 месяцев назад
@@jizzmonte Actually, you're both right. Frank says it in the Cereal Defense, then in McPoyle v Ponderosa, Mac says he's gonna do a hero cop Mark Fuhrman thing and then sort of transition to a Kato Kaelin. I have autism, and I'm gay.
@bobjenkins8015
@bobjenkins8015 2 года назад
I fucking love when nicks going off on something stupid and racist and stav tries to shut er right down lmfao
@ngonzales3781
@ngonzales3781 Год назад
thats why stav sucks
@MJW238
@MJW238 Год назад
In the first or second episode of the podcast Nick and Stav openly talk about how they think doing that bit would be funny.
@ngonzales3781
@ngonzales3781 Год назад
@@MJW238 cumtown expert
@lamwam5065
@lamwam5065 Год назад
Stupid? I have statistics and skull measurements to back up my racism.
@realsamhyde
@realsamhyde Год назад
Thank God he's gone.
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 2 года назад
Stopping Nick on this occasion will be Stav’s second largest disservice to humanity second only to his size
@GeebzSteez
@GeebzSteez 2 года назад
FACTS
@banksdiggy
@banksdiggy 2 года назад
Ain’t gotta worry about that anymore
@n1ls53
@n1ls53 2 года назад
@@banksdiggy stav died of diabetes?
@pietzsche
@pietzsche Год назад
@@GeebzSteez *fats
@andrewhayes5130
@andrewhayes5130 Год назад
@@n1ls53 We wish
@terrorble727
@terrorble727 6 месяцев назад
The m&m analogy was poetry
@coolguy646
@coolguy646 Год назад
Nick was on fire with this one.
@BryanGula
@BryanGula Год назад
I don't wanna hear your side of the story; DAY ONE we're gonna get him ordained.
@G.-qo5os
@G.-qo5os Год назад
I respect my best friend nick mullen for being able to take an objective look at both sides on this issue
@mangopod2417
@mangopod2417 10 месяцев назад
I miss when adam was heavily medicated like this
@Drazakhan_Dynasty
@Drazakhan_Dynasty 2 месяца назад
Did he do antidepressants? That makes a lot of sense. Adam seemed like a halfway decent comic in the first few episodes of the pod and then he just goes downhill, and simply cannot get out of Nick's shadow.
@fenjohrer
@fenjohrer 9 месяцев назад
this was a real hard line moment for stav
@SpencerArinhaveamom
@SpencerArinhaveamom 2 месяца назад
Nick was in a mood that day 😂
@lachlank.8270
@lachlank.8270 Год назад
Oh my god the Jack Lemmon bit
@siddharthavicious108
@siddharthavicious108 Год назад
Hey guys it's Cool Derek here.
@Cinerary
@Cinerary 4 месяца назад
Derek Vinyard
@nicholasjohnson3931
@nicholasjohnson3931 4 месяца назад
“Moral of the story is underneath it all were all chocolate”
@DowzerWTP72
@DowzerWTP72 Месяц назад
The Derek Shelly Levine makes me cry laugh every fucking time 😂😂
@476megaman
@476megaman Год назад
Can someone please re-upload the bit about nick calling dave chappelle the n-word
@jacobapodaca2530
@jacobapodaca2530 Год назад
"With ONE WORD I can put an end to all of this"
@yourdogisbeautiful5845
@yourdogisbeautiful5845 Год назад
Its on the cumtown animated series that one channel does.
@tomimpala
@tomimpala 6 месяцев назад
​@@yourdogisbeautiful5845dope channel, Saul is
@caseylayton4898
@caseylayton4898 Год назад
Me & all my boys put money on D-Chauv's books regularly
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 Год назад
Nick sure is well spoken and articulate brotha
@moisttrilby3249
@moisttrilby3249 8 месяцев назад
What a compelling argument nick makes
@jxp
@jxp 5 месяцев назад
playing as gateshead on FM whilst listening to cumtown is an experience ive lived many times before
@Smoof29
@Smoof29 8 месяцев назад
doctor reverend derek chauvin holy shit
@DeezN1892
@DeezN1892 Год назад
This guy loves a Gateshead football manager save
@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829
@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829 5 месяцев назад
Nick will never admit it, but this is one of the funniest things EVER
@sadmel2705
@sadmel2705 10 месяцев назад
Chauvins lawyer and gay michael douglas GOATED
@FancyPenosi
@FancyPenosi Год назад
Gotta be a a top 5 ep
@thomasthemonke3723
@thomasthemonke3723 11 месяцев назад
Do you know the number?
@sunfish9341
@sunfish9341 2 месяца назад
the m&m analogy and stav’s reaction to it is so fucking funny
@seanmaierhofer5925
@seanmaierhofer5925 11 месяцев назад
Nick is the goat man
@Maxisamo1
@Maxisamo1 Год назад
"Maybe we've ALL gone a little PSY-CHO"
@04mdsimps
@04mdsimps Год назад
Can someone find the “george floyd twilight zone” clip?
@scottholland9733
@scottholland9733 Год назад
Motion to psyche 😂
@harryvickers1945
@harryvickers1945 Год назад
*syke
@kourii
@kourii Год назад
@@harryvickers1945 Nah
@REAPER3fitty
@REAPER3fitty 10 месяцев назад
​@kourii yes. That's exactly how it spelled
@user-ih7hc9ey6k
@user-ih7hc9ey6k 7 месяцев назад
This is top ten bits from the show, I remember pissing my pants to this the first time I heard it
@Blue-jy4rf
@Blue-jy4rf 25 дней назад
"Isnt the moral that we're all chocolate on the inside? Because being in court, derek- "NOOONONO!"
@murkwell17
@murkwell17 Год назад
I found cumtown 2 months before it ended. On one hand i have a HUGE back catelog of clips/pods to go back and listen to....
@ftb282
@ftb282 Год назад
There's enough there to replay/rotate for years. I still put the 2018-19 eps back on for a laugh. Enjoy brother, fuckin amazing podcast that gave me laughs in tough times.
@ardaorhan
@ardaorhan Год назад
The goat bit
@maxbouvatte
@maxbouvatte 7 месяцев назад
Gosh dang that nick guy makes me laugh so freakin much
@garbo7779
@garbo7779 Год назад
Not a bad Jack lemon impression off the cuff
@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA
@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA 2 месяца назад
I wanted to hear the say his name joke. -Jack
@Lucius.Tarquinius.Superbus
@Lucius.Tarquinius.Superbus 8 месяцев назад
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your left back wasn't included in your FM22 database
@Daniel-fq5vq
@Daniel-fq5vq 8 месяцев назад
This didn’t age well
@hansr.9037
@hansr.9037 7 месяцев назад
are u gay?
@johnbell6651
@johnbell6651 Год назад
Anyone remember which vid has Biden saying Doobigger lmao
@WheelChairwayToHeaven
@WheelChairwayToHeaven 6 месяцев назад
Not allowing Nick to finish the bit was a crime...which pretty much makes Stav...you know... a criminal.
@ZombieLincoln666
@ZombieLincoln666 Год назад
Speaks a little Chinese for ‘em
@jb-eq6no
@jb-eq6no 5 месяцев назад
“No. That’s certainly not the case whatsoever. Even under your twisted logic.”
@ollieklim47
@ollieklim47 Год назад
‘Chauvin the Machine’
@terrybates9874
@terrybates9874 Год назад
Adam’s laugh is enraging
@Ray_D_Tutto
@Ray_D_Tutto Год назад
Like a dying Seagull.
@goodolarchie
@goodolarchie 2 месяца назад
Shouveine was a BEEP of the courtroom in his own right.
@Kyryyn_Lyyh
@Kyryyn_Lyyh 5 месяцев назад
Stav fatly bragging about exercise gets funnier the fatter he grows.
@Eboyd1100
@Eboyd1100 2 месяца назад
MY CLIENT
@pocketTrauma
@pocketTrauma 4 месяца назад
The funniest part is where Stav says "roundly no" instead of "soundly no".
@popetyler5806
@popetyler5806 4 месяца назад
Who plays a 4312 narrow you gotta do 433 dm big dog we all know it’s the meta
@farzanamughal5933
@farzanamughal5933 Год назад
Genius
@shakeandjake_1
@shakeandjake_1 6 месяцев назад
“Motion to sike”
@joshbehehe
@joshbehehe Год назад
Gucci slippuhs 😂
@martinbenz8275
@martinbenz8275 4 месяца назад
Bro you should add recovery sessions to your training instead of rests, thank me later
@Jesse3beards
@Jesse3beards Год назад
Go ahead Derek
@Pauliewalnuts_822
@Pauliewalnuts_822 7 месяцев назад
Of course the m&m is purple
@TheShockMaste
@TheShockMaste 10 месяцев назад
This podcast used to be so good /:
@crazywhiteboy127
@crazywhiteboy127 2 месяца назад
The peak
@hranko3143
@hranko3143 4 месяца назад
Adam reminds me of a mumble rapper who dosnt rap, just mumbles.
@goodolarchie
@goodolarchie 8 месяцев назад
I wonder how Derek Cho Ving is doing on his ancient Chinese studies
@REAPER3fitty
@REAPER3fitty 10 месяцев назад
This is easily one of my top 3 favorite bits ever thought of
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