Andrew Tate's Music Is Terrible | Sad Boyz 

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There's something sinister about making a song repeating the word suicide when your audience is extremely depressed young men

i’m sorry lmao andrew tate’s what?

Considering that Tate is always talking about subliminal messages in the media, it’s suspicious and creepy that he made a song where he repeats the word “suicide” to his audience of unstable boys

Tate invoking the name of Kurt Cobain, someone who's basically the furthest from Andrew Tate in every way

Okay but Jarvis' Tate impression is actually spot on.

Andrew Tate, notoriously just like Kurt Cobain, one of the most vocally anti-rape artists of all time

the suicide song really changed my depression right around. thanks mr tate

watching jordan constantly change the way he is crumpled up in that chair makes me feel so seen

So as a mariner I'd like to point out a yacht is technically just any vessel used for pleasure, so all tate said is "might buy a boat, and not even for business purposes" lmaaoo

“No soap for me!” Kills me 😭😭

The fact that anybody above the age of 10 could see this and think Tate is somehow a cool guy who's got life figured out is bewildering.

the burst of laughter at "or a yacht" gave me such a big smile, you two have such infectious laughs

There's nothing funnier than Andrew Tate's CTE brain going "oh wait... a boat doesn't sound expensive enough. I better say I'll buy a yacht"

he just had a word he thought sounded catchy rapping over and over and then didn't bother to write any bars that weren't just shit he saw around his office "Suicide! Astroglide! Paper cup, bottlecap, Spring Tide!"

I think he might think butterfly doors are the same thing as suicide doors.

Tate is the epitome of insecurity.

I didn't know he could get more unbearable. He sure showed me!

"buy myself a boat or... or a yacht" made me LOSE MY MIND.

I have no idea what's happening in that music video. That dog is too distracting. When he yawned, I lost it. I'm a big fan of that pit bull. He is the only thing that's ever mattered.

Andrew Tate and Music should not be in the same sentence

The funny thing about him being the type to be like "I don't read books because I'm too busy making money" is that before he blew up he had a tweet go viral that was literally just "I haven't seen Star Wars and I'll never see Star Wars because I'm too busy making money" and everyone dunked on him for it

The way my face did the exact same thing as Jarvis and Jordan when he said "kicking down doors like police in a raid"

The "or or a yacht" line just sounds like he was trying to flex, and then he remembered that yachts are generally more expensive than boats. Like, he sounds like he caught it mid "boat" and was like "OR UHH OR A YACHT... YEAH I MEANT YACHT"

A good game to play is "did Christian Gray or Andrew Tate say this?". Read a line and have people guess if it was from 50 shades or if andrew tate said it.

I recently saw a newspaper article from Goshen, Indiana about Tate as a child of 5 or 6. He was a young chess player, and someone was hoping to start a local chess club built around him. He started crying in a tournament because he wasn't doing well, so his dad pulled him out. I don't want to clown on a kid, but I will accept all Andrew Tate tears.

I wonder what his fellow inmates will think of it

“Might buy myself a boat! *completely falls off the beat* or a yacht”

i think the funniest part of this video is the fact that andrew tate, owner of multiple cars with butterfly doors, called the style of doors on his McLaren "suicide doors".

Jordan’s “…the fuck?” was actual perfection 😂

can’t stop replaying “might buy myself a boat. or a yacht.” there are people out there who think this doofus is the smartest person alive 😭

The fact his fans actually gobbled this shit up and even PRAISED THAT SPECIFIC LINE is killing me. CANNOT BELIEVE HIS FANS ARENT ALL 14 year olds who think Tate wisdom is *deep*

so weird yet comforting to see y'all in the same room

Look at me I am standing by a tree - take a hundred grand turn it into three Here I come walking through the door- take a hundred grand turn it into four I got more honeys than a bee hive - take a hundred grand turn it into five Went to the park and picked up some sticks - then took a hundred grand and turned it into six When I die I will go to Hustler's heaven - took a hundred grand and turned it into seven Todays music video was brought to you courtesy of the numbers 3-7 , And we thank Cobra Tate for his appearance on sesame street

he looks so delighted as he's singing "suicide" in front of that poor woman

I like how he just says suicide repeatedly which has nothing to do with the rest of the song

at my old job we had a censored version of in da club that was so heavily censored the chorus just went "you can find me in the club.......................... so come gimme a hug"

"came from the bottom to the top" - twinks when their bear bf says they wanna reverse positions

“Do or die? I thought suicide was only die” killed me

I also made money trying to choke boys; I didn't know Taint was also a Dominatrix 🤔

At this point, I'm not sure what's worse. The human trafficking or these raps.

“Take $100 grand and I turn it into four, traffic women, take it all so that I can make more.” - Tate’s actual business model

it is upsetting how good jarvis’s andrew tate impression is

He's gonna have to learn to play prison harmonica now

Killed me when they both came in with "grassy knoll"

bruh Jarvis' impression is so good wtf

I thought I couldn't rime when writing songs, but after hearing Andrew tate music I now feel like the best song writer in the world

“Competition instead of boys” had me crying!! This video marks Jarvis’ new villain arc because that accent is crazy spot on. Tate’s personal troll 😂

At 13:40 I really thought they played a soundbite 😭 Jarvis's Tate impression is top notch

And today I found out that I could have fought Tate if I stuck with professional kickboxing. I'm sad to have missed out on that very punchable man.

this song has helped keep my school tate-free because all the guys at my school care about music so much that they know they’d get clowned on for supporting the man who made that shit

At least there's no doubt Andrew wrote this himself. Gotta respect the confidence - No ghost writers here

“Please stay in your lane, please do be careful I don’t know how to close these” 😂😂😂😂

T a t to the e... Oh man. Was this written by the guy who did the fruity pebbles rap commercial?

Andrew Tate compared himself to Kurt Cobain 💀💀💀 A very quick Google would show that Kurt was actually a good person and then Andrew would call him a beta nerd or something.

I’m convinced the only rap that Tate has ever heard is that one Reese’s Puffs commercial.

The fact that Andrew Tate has a bully breed is expected, so I’m not even surprised. I really hope the dog was well-treated because man, we don’t need another story of a big scary bully mauling a child because the owner is a douchebag who refuses to train their animal

He probably thought it was so smart to have the suicide doors open in that first video but those are butterfly doors...

He is sitting on that car so stiff💀good posture and everything

“A powerful 15 second Missionary followed by a handshake at best.” DEAD!!!

I'm devastated you didn't listen to his best song, sugar daddy, it's a lyrical miracle I swear to god

It's like he's trying to use aave and say he grew up in the hood but the difference between him and Jake Paul is he's British

Thank you Jarvis and Jordan for the great lunch break video, I sincerely confused one of my coworkers by laughing and he thought I was laughing at the video he was watching about code.

The greatest lyrics since, Kendrick and J. Cole. I mean if they both had a coughing fit and was completely mute to this beat.

It's been so great to see Jordan back in the US. Hope that means we can look forward to more Sad Boyz shenanigans! 😁 Love that sweater on Jordan too! Got my Jarvis colourblock sweater arriving in February as well 🥰 Excitement. Tate having music was unexpected 🙃 I never knew that! The reactions were spot on 💀🤭 May many fun times and great experiences await the sad boyz this year 🙏🏽✨

"It's do or die" "I'd says suicide is only die" 😂

Tate has no camera presence lmao

"I'm going to the store to get some eggs."

Okay, wait! I assumed Tate got the idea for the s*icide song because his car has those kinds of doors. But I just realized those were Butterfly doors in the video! Iirc, S*icide doors are where both the front and rear doors open from the center of the car, kind of like in some vans. Makes the riders an open target from the side of the car, hence the name. Does Tate think he has s*icide doors on his cars? Or did he just get the idea from the fact that Kurt Cobain unalived himself? Either way, his raps aren't much different in tone, rhythm, and talent than Bruno's from Black/White.

Well, at least I know if I ever made a rap song, I at least won't be worse than Andrew Tate.

Chokes aren't allowed in kickboxing so he just enjoys choking boys

some might argue that suicide is "do AND die"

These songs are the anthems of incels who never matured emotionally or intellectually past 8th grade.

9:48 omg yes! Sooo many rappers do this, especially in cities like mine (I live in Atlanta) and that shit gets old FAST!!!

5:29 is my favorite part. Oooohhhh the irony

I just think it’s funny that it looks like he put the VSCO color filter on all of them

The police line aged like warm milk.

"suicide, it's do or die" No, it's do AND die. Or you could say it's do or don't die.

Any time Jordan and Jarvis post a video together, my day gets instantly better.

"I got my brother who I love with me!" "Hanging out in my home...homie!"

This is oddest thing I’ve seen since Steven Segal’s discography 😭😭😭

HELL YEAH SAD BOYZ IS BACK

The way this video is shot is so funny i love the new setup and happy to see more jordan the dynamic is so warm 👏👏

I must've been watching too much Jarvis but that no soap line sounds like a reverse Native add

That beat sounds like a boppy jingle from a Temu ad.

Those aren’t even suicide doors!

“Kicking down the door like police in a raid!” 😹😹😹💀

The Grassy Knoll joke absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣 having the "or a yacht" part immediately after did not help my ribs lol

Him driving his car with the doors open reminds me of how birds of paradise open their feather when they dance 😭

great to see you again, boyz! in the same room and with such nice camera quality it feels like a new pod era is coming

GET HIM AWAY FROM KURT 😥

I foolishly attempted to eat spaghetti during this and almost choked at T-A-T-to the E 💀

His Andrew Tate voice impression is so good hahaha

You know you’re doing something wrong when soaplessness becomes a flex

The fact that he used the phrase stay in your lane is extremely ironic. Of the things tate may be good at rapping is not one of them and is definitely not his lane

Somehow the kids in 2016 on Soundcloud had much better rap. Hell, the assistant principal Mr. Smith ended up trending with a remix of the principal's Snapchat chanting "Free Mr. Smith" because he shoved a kid unprovoked really hard and went to court and got detained for it in 2019 I think. Same year we had a huge shooting but oh well, still hit different.

“Kicking down the door like police in a raid-“ Romanian police: yo, bars my guy drop your location

Nooo my soul. It’s hurting. His music is so bad :(

13:38 this impression is so realistic it scares me

Huh. Wow. Those songs are.....definitely....something that exist.